InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The crew of Inuyasha go Trick or Treating. ❯ Trick Or treat??? ( Chapter 1 )

The Inu-gang first Halloween.

Disclaimer: Me no own Inuyasha. So you no sue. It only a fan fic. Me fan. This fic. And that's it.

Author notes: Yeah I know Halloween is 10 or 11 weeks away but I had to do this anyway. Yes, this is an another one shot. No the sexy and wonderful Lord Sesshomaru will not show up in this fic. I'll spare him the embarrassment and Rin and Jaken. Oh yes and Kouga too but only cause I didn't know what to put on him. Oh well. Review afterwards. Guess that all there all there is to say.

*********The*******day******before********Halloween************ ****

[Modern day Japan, Kagome's house.]

Kagome was in here room making surprise costumes for Inuyasha and the others. The house was empty leaving her home alone. Though when she first thought about it they all could go as they were. With Inuyasha's, dog-ears. Shippo begin a fox. Sango a demon Slayer. Miroku a lecherous monk. This was going to be the best Halloween ever see even going trick or treating too. Shippo would love it. Though she would have to take out all the taffy. Last time the poor kit got his paws stuck to his face. Inuyasha had wanted to just chop them off. Much too Shippo's distress state. Though she wonder if she should really bring toothbrushes and floss after all this.

While Kagome was lost in her own thought and dreams. Five centuries away (or ago) there was a sadist inu-hanyou beating the snot out of a young kitsune-youkia. After giving the poor thing about a dozen direct blows to head. Inuyasha finally dropped Shippo on the ground. Dizzy swirls replaced Shippo's eyes. As Inuyasha jumped down the well. Afterward Miroku and Sango took the unconscious Shippo back to Kaede. Well this would have happen if Miroku didn't try to grope on Sango's butt and said what a lovely mother she would make for his child. Thus, Sango carried two unconscious guys to Kaede's.

[Back to Kagome's time]

Inuyasha popped out the well and onto a tree. Yeah Kagome was home and she was in her room. He could smell it. He hopped off the first tree onto the one nearest Kagome's bedroom. He didn't knew she sewed. He shook his head. No, it didn't matter while she was sewing they were jewel shards to be found! Hopefully he window was unlocked this time. Last time he slammed into it and nearly broke his nose and she laughed at him too. Oh well he goes nothing. Inuyasha leapt from the tree to the window. It was opened and unlocked anyway.

Kagome: (shocked) Inuyasha what are you doing here?

Inuyasha: (pissed) I thought you said you had to study? This doesn't look like studying to me.

Kagome: Just let me finish it okay.

Inuyasha: How long is this going to take? Cause there are still lots of jewel shards out there to be collected. You know the jewel you broke.

Kagome: yeah Inuyasha I know. We you be quite already. I'm working here.

Inuyasha: feh.

Inuyasha sat on the bed while Kagome continue her sewing good thing she had already put away his costume. She was working on one for Shippo. He would make a cute little Hamtaro. Though first she was thinking more of a Pikachu or a Squirtle costume for Shippo. Yet, somehow she really wanted him to be Hamtaro. Finally, she was done with the little ears. As she tucked it away in the black bag, she had been hiding all the stuff in. Inuyasha was now playing with her game boy color playing Kirby.

Kagome: Inuyasha I'm done.

Inuyasha: for a pink guy this Kirby person not half bad. (Attention span five seconds)

Kagome: Inuyasha. Turn it off and let's go.

Inuyasha: finally. Hey, can I take this with me?

Kagome: (sighs) Fine.

Inuyasha: Hey what's with the extra bag?

Kagome: never mind. We're leaving through the door this time.

Inuyasha: The window faster.

Kagome: don't care.

[Feudal Japan, Kaede hut.]

Shippo: ……and then, Inuyasha started hitting me on the head! See! Look at all the lumps he gave me.

Inuyasha: next time I'll just hit you in the face.

Shippo: see he always being mean to me! Kagome make him say sorry!

Yes, Shippo pounce on Kagome as soon as she enter the hut to report all the bad things Inuyasha had done to him. Miroku wanted some more ointment for his head. Funny it felt like someone hit him with a large stick. Sango slid away from him and went over to stroke Kirara. Inuyasha got his well deserved "sit" as the group settle down. Well till Kagome had a big surprise for them all. This got the group attention as Inuyasha finally decided to come in after Shippo once again bit him and was chased and nearly beaten again to death. Inuyasha earned himself another "sit" as Kagome cleared her throat. Kaede hoped it was the CD player thing again. She couldn't stand that young people music.

Shippo: what it is Kagome? Forget Inuyasha. He shouldn't get a surprise.

Kagome: Well Shippo I'll will as soon as Inuyasha behave himself.

Inuyasha: (spell has wore off, cracks back in it's correct place) feh. I'm here ain't I?

Kagome: okay so anyway. Tomorrow night is Halloween!

In unison: What's that?

Kagome: It a day where everyone goes partying or trick o treating. Some people just go and play tricks on their friends all night long. While some go and tell spooky stories.

Kaede: That be a weird night.

Inuyasha: sounds stupid to me. (Playing the game boy once again)

Shippo: I'm good at playing tricks. (Looking at Inuyasha)

Miroku: Can I trick Sango into bearing me a child? It will be my treat. (Big smile on his face)

[Crack]

Sango: Stupid hentai monk. (Pounding her fist in his skull)

Kagome: (sighs) Umm no people don't play those kind of tricks. I was thinking we could all go trick o treating this year.

Inuyasha: what in the world is that?

Kagome: Is when you go around and get candy and other stuff from people in the neighbor hood. And you go trick or treat give me something good to eat!

Inuyasha: (looking at her like she lost her mind) there is no way I'm about to do or say any of that.

Shippo: I would! How much candy do you get!

Kagome: A lot but I'm worried about your teeth afterwards.

Sango: what about them?

Kagome: well too much candy can rot your teeth out.

Shippo: so don't eat all the candy?

Kagome: well see how much there is Shippo.

Inuyasha: Oh no we won't. There isn't going to be any candy. Cuz we ain't going around asking for any. We are going to collect jewel shards.

Miroku: (has gain conscious again) Aw, come Inuyasha this sound fun.

Shippo: Yeah. Though I hope you don't get any candy and I'm not sharing with you.

Inuyasha: I said no.

Kagome: Inuyasha please?

Inuyasha: No.

Kagome: Then give me back my game boy.

Inuyasha: no.

Kagome: Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: You people forget we on a quest. Naraku doesn't seem like he going to kill him self ya know. (Mumbles, "I wish that asshole would go jump off a cliff save me the trouble.")

Sango: you prove our point Inuyasha since he isn't going anywhere. Let's go to trick or treating.

Kagome: You want to come lady Kaede.

Kaede: Nay child I am wanted here. You young ones should go have fun.

Inuyasha: you people have all lost your minds. (Grumbles but still playing on the game boy)

Shippo: YAY! I going to get my very on Candy! Candy! Candy! (Keeps this up while running around the hut waving his arms around)

Inuyasha: Shut up already! heard you the first fifty times. Damn kit. (Mad cause he can't beat the new boss that oddly enough looks somewhat like Naraku)

Kagome: Inuyasha be nice.

Inuyasha: feh. Damn it! (Kirby has died again)

Kagome: (looking at him with narrow eyes) Inuyasha you get addicted to stuff too easily.

Sango: You noticed that also?

Miroku: I been noticed.

Shippo: I can't wait for Halloween!

Inuyasha: Good grief. (Mumbles, "I was better off pinned to that damn tree. Kikyo were are you when I need you.")

Kagome: did you just say Kikyo? (Getting mad)

Inuyasha: NO! I said kill em all. (Lying pointing to her game boy)

Kagome: whatever, dog-boy. There something else you need to know.

Shippo: (finally stops his chanting) what is it Kagome?

Kagome: well on Halloween you get to dress up in whatever you want. Yeah you get to be whatever you want to be.

Shippo: What do you mean?

Kagome: here I'll show you. (Reach into the bag where all the costumes are in.) Sess I made you all costumes.

{After explaining what costume were and what exactly was each of them)

Inuyasha: I'm not wearing that here or there. I'm not wearing that anywhere. You can break my back for all I care. I rather give the Tessiaga over to that asshole Sesshomaru then wear that.

Shippo: I like my costume! Thanks Kagome.

Miroku: I think I look good in green.

Inuyasha: UGH!

[The next day]

The morning had started out like any normal morning for the Inu-group. Inuyasha had earned three "sits" for beating on Shippo, was a little too hyper since he couldn't wait to go get all that candy. Miroku had got his daily beating for trying to kiss Sango again. With the sorry reply of, "I thought she stopped breathing." Myoga had returned finally found where ever he had been. Somehow, the little flea just came and went as he pleased. Kagome gave him his costume too after explain where they were going. As they were all walking too the well. Kirara walking in between Sango and Miroku in her bigger form. It seems she was starting to feel sorry for one of the two.

Inuyasha: Alrigth we here.

Kagome: come one everyone. (A little too happy)

Shippo: YAY CANDY! HERE I COME! (You know he's happy)

[Kagome's era, early afternoon]

Inuyasha: I can't believe you got me to wear this crap. (Messing with eye piece)

Kagome: You look fine.

Souta: Yeah Inuyasha you make a great Sinbad the pirate! You even get to keep your sword and get other one.

Shippo: I make a great hamtaro! Huh Kagome?

Kagome: yes Shippo.

Miroku: Ah Sango. How I wish you really were a princess. Then again, you better looking than any princess I ever saw.

Sango: Kindly let go of me. (Pinching his hands which were on her hips)

Inuyasha: Give it a rest green boy.

Miroku: I'm Robin Hood.

Myoga: why the stick for again Lady Kagome?

Kagome: It's a wand you a fairy Myoga.

Inuyasha: (snickers) Myoga the fairy.

Kagome: Hey I thought it cause Myoga always seem to fly away when their trouble.

This cause a group laugh. Though Kirara was still trying to rub the red paint off her nose. Something about being a tiger looking clown didn't suite her at all. As Inuyasha wanted to tweak Kagome's, black cat ears that rested on top of her ears. He commented on why couldn't she be a witch instead since she acted like one and got bonk. Souta was Goku and had way too much gel in his hair. Shippo was bouncing around asking to go now. Inuyasha kept tugging on the eyepiece till it finally snapped back to hard too fast into eye.

Inuyasha: MY EYE! (Rubbing his now sore eye)

Shippo: HA! HA!

Kagome: I told you to stop messing with it. (Shaking her head)

Souta: Inuyasha you're a riot.

Yup this was going to be the death of him. Sango still couldn't believe she could get away with begin a pretty pink princess of some kind. Miroku was getting on her nerves till she whack him with her crown. Miroku was going around telling corny jokes. Myoga was trying to pull his fake wings off cause the glitter of them where giving him allergies. Kagome made sure her mom and grandpa had enough candy for the trick or treaters and everyone had their own bag for candy. Shippo put a small hole in Inuyasha's in the middle of it. Much to Souta's amusement. Finally, the group was good to go.

Kagome's mom: Be back before midnight. Inuyasha behave your self. Souta stay with you sister. (Hugging the life out of Shippo) Oh, I'll miss you Shippo. You need to come over more.

Shippo: I will if I can have more that starburst stuff! (Has found another kind of candy too become an addict too)

In unison: Okay.

[Outside at night]

So for once, everyone was following Kagome ooo'ing and aw'ing all the way. Cars, streetlight, mailboxes, stop signs begin all new to them. Inuyasha however kept complaining about his eye. Kagome told him shut up and deal with it. Sango was thinking how nice Miroku's butt looked in tights and then turn a bright red. As she started to speed pass him to avoid anymore unwanted thoughts. Shippo and Souta kept playing tricks on Inuyasha and Miroku. Till Inuyasha took out the Tessiaga and threaten to slash theirs bags so they wouldn't get any candy. Finally, they were at the first house.

In unison (expect Inuyasha who pissed about eye still): Trick or treat give us something good to eat.

Neighbor lady 1: WOW! Aren't you all the cutest things! Oh and you! (Pointing at Inuyasha) Hee, hee those dog-ears look good on you! What originality! A pirate scarf with dog-ears sticking out. Here I give you extra candies. Oh and aren't you the cutest Ham-ham I ever seen. (Petting Shippo on the head) I bet your warm with all that fur huh.

Shippo: umm yeah. (Smiling hold up his little Halloween bag.)

They all got their candy. Inuyasha stop complaining about his eye and started to tease Shippo and Souta. Souta saw some of friends but didn't want to go with them. Sticking around with Kagome's weirdo friends was fun. Plus they already hit five houses and his bag was already the biggest it ever been. The hole in Inuyasha's bag kept getting bigger as Shippo and Souta kept putting rocks in his bag. Kagome and Sango were walking hand and hand now talking about how nice it was outside and how fun they were having. Until………..

Hojo: Hi Kagome! Wow, you look nice as a cat. Wait is it safe for you to be….. (Finally, notice that she is with normal people. Well the exception of Shippo and Inuyasha) Oh hello I'm Hojo, (insert whatever his last name is here) I go to school with Kagome. Umm. (Backing away from the group cause of the Tessiaga pushing him away)

Kagome: (giving Inuyasha a warning look) Yeah-well Robin Hood here is Miroku. (Also giving him a warning look) This Inuyasha, (mumbles don't worry about the sword it won't transform hopefully) Shippo, Sango, and Kirara.

Mild greetings are exchange as Kagome explains that there over-sea friends of hers. Hojo believed it all though Inuyasha kept poking him with the Tessiaga whenever he got to close to Kagome. He knew that Hojo liked her. Gee another Kouga. Lucky him. Miroku whisper to Sango that someone was getting kind of jealous as he groped her. He earned himself a nice whack upside the head but it was not enough to knock him unconscious. Hojo was taken aback by all this and how Inuyasha's ear seem to twitch around. Plus, there just wasn't something right about Kirara either. He could have swore he heard a little voice telling him to back off follow by something sucks his blood.

Hojo: (clears throat) So umm later on their going to be a dance I don't know if you and your friends would like to come. It over by the school (backing away because of the Tessiaga again) it's starts at ten.

Kagome: (warning look to Inuyasha again) I don't think I can Hojo. Thanks anyway.

Hojo: Ya sure.

Myoga (yup he's the little voice): gods kid give it a rest she doesn't like you. She belongs to lord Inuyasha! Go away! You aren't wanted you creep. We want our candy! That isn't a toy sword either it the might Tessiaga. Lord Inuyasha will chop you weak human body into a trillion pieces with it. Ok and by the way, you have nasty blood. I don't think I'll ever get rid of it.

Hojo: (shaking his head and flicking his ear) Umm okay, I'll see ya later. Bye everyone. (Slight bow)

[Crawls back under the rock he came from.]

Inuyasha: what an asshole. (Winks at Myoga)

Kagome: (nudge him) Inuyasha!

Sango: I think he was starting to feel sick. He turn an awful pale color.

Shippo: Maybe his teeth were rotting from too much candy. (Eating a whole bag of jolly rangers)

Miroku: perhaps. Weird guy. (Thinks to himself) `Way to go Inuyasha protect your woman!'

Souta: Ah Kagome always nice to him. If I was her, I would tell him to jump of a cliff. No one but her dorky friends at school likes him. They think he so hot. So, Kagome acts nice to him.

Inuyasha: I could always push him off one.

Souta: Inuyasha your so cool! Would you whack him with you sword! You turn him into a one legged freak or something huh?

Shippo: Inuyasha is a freak.

Inuyasha: why you! Grumbles `stupid hamster kit' (Bops Shippo on the head with his fist.)

Kagome: Be quiet you three.

Shippo: Yes Kagome.

[New house]

Neighbor girl no. 18: Wow aren't you one hot looking Robin Hood! (The girl is about Kagome's age dress as a nurse) Your to totally die for!

Miroku: (smiling) Thanks, nice skirt, would you bear me a child?

[Smack]

Neighbor girl no.18: (giggling) Oh, I don't think your sisters would like that.

Sango and Kagome: Sisters!? (Both looking disgusted)

Neighbor girl no. 18: Oh you not all siblings?? You all kind of look like.

In unison: NO WAY! (Though Kagome and Souta are siblings)

Neighbor girl no.18: Oh well. (Passes out the candy. Gives Miroku the most)

Miroku: (smiling) I hope this night never ends!

Neighbor girl no. 18: Cute butt Mr. Hood! (Winks at Miroku)

Sango: (shaking her head) give me a break.

Kagome: I know. What can she possible see in him?

Miroku: sounds like jealousy too me. (Puts arms around Kagome and Sango)

[Smack]

Inuyasha: Give it a rest Miroku. (Steps on him)

Souta: (laughing) This is the best Halloween ever!

[House no. 15]

Neighbor no. 34: Oh why aren't you the cutes little fur ball I ever seen. (Just squeezing the poor life out of Shippo)

Shippo: (sounds like a squeak toy) trick or treat??

Neighbor no.34: OH and you have the sweetest little voice. Oh, I could kiss you.

Shippo: please don't. (Thinking `this old lady smell like bad cheese. Is that hair in her nose ew gross.')

Everyone looks on feeling sick to their stomach. Miroku thought he was show off one but Shippo was taking the spotlight now.

Inuyasha: (mumbling to Miroku) Gez what's next? Is she going to put a big red bow on him and call him fluffy?

Miroku: (whispering) I have no idea.

Myoga: should I tell her to stop Lord Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: (evil smirk) yeah do that.

Neighbor no.34: oh, I could hug you all night such a softy and cuddly child. They don't make them like this any more. (Tossing up in her arms) Such a fluffy cute kid!

Shippo: Kagome! I can't breath!

Souta: (whipering to Sango) I'm glad I'm too old for that.

Sango: Do we have to get the candy or can we run away?

Souta: (evil smirk) we can run away

Of course, Inuyasha heard this and repeated back to Miroku. Inuyasha really wanted to take his sword and take the old hag out her misery. Thus, he got an idea. As he moved closer to the "crazy old lady's" door.

Myoga in the lady's ear: look lady let the kid go. He isn't yours. (Sniffing) Hey, you smell like bad cheese you know. Ew you have hair growing out of you ears. EW!

Crazy old lady: Ah did you here that hambaro?

Shippo: (lying) no.

Inuyasha: (inching closer to Kagome) can we go? (Knowing that the answer would be no)

Kagome: (nudges him) shh be quite.

Crazy old lady: (still hugging Shippo who is starting to turn green) OOOOH what a wonderful huggable child.

Inuyasha: that's it. GO!

Inuyasha grabs Kagome arms and the group ran away leaving Shippo behind. Kagome's cat ears almost flew off. Inuyasha knocked down a few little kids as Miroku and Sango step on their bags. Shippo started screaming his fuzzy little head off. As he accidentally let loses his fox fire attack on the old lady. The lady screamed out with her hands in the arms and Shippo fled after Inuyasha and the rest. All of this happen in less than 60 seconds.

[A minute later]

Inuyasha: I finally see the point in all this.

Souta: yeah it better too play tricks.

Kagome: I knew you were on it. That was cruel you guys.

Miroku: (laughing) But Lady Kagome that lady was mad.

Shippo: (sniffing) She was smelly like bad cheese.

Inuyasha: I know my eyes were starting to water.

Myoga: I almost passed out.

Sango: so should be go to another house?

Kagome: will you behave yourselves?

In unison: maybe. (Cheesy smiles)

Kagome: fine then.

[New house]

Neighbor guy 009: WOW, you're a sexy kitty aren't ya? (Looking at Kagome a little too close)

Kagome: Umm sure.

Neighbor guy 009: Hee, hee why don't you give me a dance kitty cat. I'll give ya something really sweet. (Is about 30 years old)

Inuyasha begins fuming. As he Kagome was stepping back from the door, the old prev was yanking her tail. Even Miroku was getting a mad. Souta was shaking his head as him and Shippo came up with another trick. Though this time there going to need Inuyasha help.

Souta: Okay?

Shippo and Inuyasha: Yeah.

As Kagome, Sango and Miroku was finally getting their candy. Thanks to that little voice in the old dirty man head. Not to mention Kirara biting him on the leg for him getting to close to Sango. Inuyasha, Shippo, and Souta was around the back of the house. Shippo let loses some fire fox in the window thanks to Inuyasha helping him up. As Souta put some firecrackers inside also thanks to Inuyasha helping up to the window. (A/n: Kids do not try this at home.) The three quickly ran away from their as

[POP. POP. BAM]

Neighbor guy 009: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

Well as expected, the group ran away from all that. Kagome noticed the laughing guys in the back and Kagome gave them a quizzical look. Miroku was laughing at the funny guy as he was throwing buckets of water on his burning house.

Inuyasha: (holding his ears) ow, those are loud!

Kagome: What did you three do now?

Souta, Shippo, Inuyasha: Nothing.

Myoga: Looks like fox fire too me but with new colors?

Kagome: Look like firecracker to me. (Looking at Souta who just whistles)

Sango: My bag is getting full.

Kagome: It's almost ten anyway. Maybe we should head back.

Shippo and Souta: NO! MORE CANDY!

Kagome: You two would have more if you stop playing tricks. That goes for you two Inuyasha.

Miroku: lets go back to that pretty girl house. The one with the nice skirt. (Already walking away.) (Thinks `Yeah but I want more than candy')

Sango: Get back here Miroku. (Pulling him by the ear.)

Miroku: Ah, Sango I knew you loved me. (Hugging her but too close to the chest)

[Whack]

Sango: Hands off.

Souta: You're funny Miroku.

Inuyasha: (rolling his eyes) I guess you can say that.

[Next house]

Souta: wow they went all out!

Shippo: Kagome let's skip this house. (Whinnying and sniffing already)

Sango: Is it supposed to look like this?

Kagome: umm well this is just a pretend hunted house you guys.

Yeah they had came to a rather large house at the end of the block that was covered in cobwebs and spooky smoke. Skeletons and ghost were hanging around the trees that also had cobwebs and giant spiders. The only light was from all the smoky and creepy cauldrons and jack o lanterns. Inuyasha lifted his eyepiece to examine of the spiders. Sango was kicking one of the fake ghouls laying on the ground. Miroku was acting scared so he could be closer to Sango, who only hit him with her bag like she been doing all night.

(A/N: Hey, you know there's always a house like it on every Halloween. Mumbles `someone always have to show off')

Kagome: come on you guys. This is real it fake. Shippo there nothing to be afraid of.

Shippo: (hovering in between Miroku and Inuyasha.) I can't too scared.

Inuyasha: It fake okay. Lets go up to the door. Stop standing around. (Walking up to the door)

Kagome: See Inuyasha will protect us Shippo. Now come on.

Miroku: I'll protect Sango! (Gropes Sango butt)

[Whack]

So, the group went up and rung the doorbell finally only to come face to face with a guy in a baboon costume and behind him laid a dummy of a dead Miko that looked almost like Kikyo.

Everyone but Kagome and Souta: NARAKU! HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?

Inuyasha: what the hell did do to her? (Thinking the Miko chick is Kikyo pulling out the sword) I'll kill you! (About to whack the guy off)

Kagome: (pulls Inuyasha back) Inuyasha chill. This isn't Naraku.

Rich neighbor guy: (shaking a little bit) umm so I guess you want some candy. (Knew this was going to be the death of him) take all you want. (Wishing Inuyasha would put always the sword)

Kagome: yeah sorry about that. (Grabs a couple of pieces)

Souta: (laughing) Inuyasha you're the best! (Grabs more.)

Sango and Miroku: Sorry about that. (Grabs some)

Inuyasha: Feh. Still looks like that bastard. (Grabs the most)

Shippo: at least you don't smell like cheese. (Grabs even more)

The group left as quickly as they came. Maybe faster. Souta was ranting about wanting to go back with them tomorrow but didn't want to end up like Kagome would was doing terrible at school now. Kagome scolded Inuyasha about attacking people for no reason.

Inuyasha: But he looked like him!

Kagome: Would you use your nose for once before attacking? I mean did he smell like Naraku?

Inuyasha: No, but he had a dead looking Miko behind him!

Kagome: That was a clown Inuyasha. A clown. (Author nods her head. Psych ya huh?) Didn't you notice the over sized shoes?

Inuyasha: feh. At least we got candy. (Sucking on a life Saver)

Kagome: well only one more house and we have go back home.

Shippo and Souta: AWWWWW!

[Last house]

Neighbor girls no. 21: WOW! Cool! Finally some cute guys! (Four girls dress up as playboy bunnies.) Wow, his ears feel so soft. Like their real.

The four girl were busy tweaking at Inuyasha' ears, hanging on Miroku, squeezing Shippo, and twirling their fingers in Souta gelled up hair. As Kagome and Sango stood by filling their bags with candy looking disgusted. Myoga was getting he grub on pretty girl sweet blood. That's was a real bugs life. Souta and Shippo filled themselves with a bunch of M&M's then betted on who can stuff the most in their mouth.

Kagome: (whipering to Sango) humph, he doesn't let me tweak them. I thought he said it bothers him.

Sango: (whispers back) men are pigs. Stupid, stupid pigs. (Letting out a growl)

[Two minutes of watching the boys having to much fun with the bunnies]

Kagome: WE HAVE TO GO HOME NOW! (Pulling on Inuyasha's ears.)

Sango: COME ON MIROKU LIFT YOUR FEET! (Dragging Miroku by the hair.)

Inuyasha: BUT THEY SMELL SO NICE! OW! Let go my hair. (Is now being dragged by his hair.)

Souta and Shippo: WE WANT MORE CANDY! (Being dragged away by Kirara now)

Miroku: I WANT AN HEIR! THIS COULD BE MY ONLY CHANCE!

Myoga the plump fairy boy: Ah, this has been a wonderful night. (Belches) sorry.

Playboy bunnies: Come again guys! (Blowing kisses)

Guys: WE WILL!

Sango and Kagome: Hussies.

Guys: We like them.

[Whack]

Guys: ow! What did I do? (Rubbing their heads)

Sango and Kagome: STUPID PIGS! (Fuming)

[Back home checking bags and such]

Kagome's mom: Did you all have a good time out?

Kagome: I guess. (Chewing on a Snickers)

Sango: I'm glad it did get too cold.

Miroku: (thinking) I can't believe I got so much stuff! I shall treasure this day forever.

Shippo: (is in the process of making candy mountain) I have a candy mountain. (But is eating all the candy corn.)

Souta: I can't believe I got so many baby Ruth's. This is awesome!

Inuyasha: (looking pissed) feh. Gald you're happy.

Kagome: Inuyasha what's wrong?

Inuyasha: All I got were rocks. (Looking at Shippo)

Souta: well you got some rock candy too.

Inuyasha: how did a hole get in my bag? (Still looking at Shippo who has far too much candy)

Shippo: What? I didn't do nothing.

Inuyasha: I smell you scent all over my bag! Give me back my candy you stupid Kit. (Lunges after him)

Shippo: Kagome help!

Kagome: quit it Inuyasha. Shippo if you took Inuyasha candy give it back.

Shippo: Oh okay. (Gives him all the candy he doesn't want or has chewed on and spit out.)

Kagome's mom: I hope you all bought toothbrushes. Don't want your teeth to fall out.

Kagome: I got some! (Holding up different colored toothbrushes)

Inuyasha: (sniffing the candy Shippo gave him) want are we supposed too do with those?

Kagome explained, teeth were brushes, and the gang slept over for the night. Funny how all the guys could squeeze in Souta room. As Sango and Kirara shared Kagome's room. The next morning the gang with up early and ready to go back in their normal attire. Souta had to be held down so not to break his neck trying to go down the well. Poor kid really wanted to go.

[Feudal Japan]

The gang made it back to Kaede's and told her what happen last night. Much to Kaede amusement. Inuyasha didn't have much to say as was still checking out his candy. He knew something was off about it. Myoga was still trying to fly with those wings and had grown attached to them so didn't want to take them off. Inuyasha had a big circle imprint around his right eye since he forgot to take his eye patch off the night before. Kirara was glad they took the paint of her face and red wig. Shippo was too hyper and getting on everyone nerves and was told to play outside with Kirara. Miroku was forced to give all his unbroken candy to Kagome and Sango since it was his fault for making them break theirs.

Inuyasha: Hey! (Heavy growl) These are just rocks inside wrappers! SHIPPO YOUR GONNA DIE!!! (Runs out and chases Shippo around the village)

Kagome: Those two. (Sighs)

Shippo: KAGOME! HELP!

Inuyasha: Give back my candy stupid pest! I almost broke my fangs with those rocks! (Pounding Shippo on the head)

Kagome: SIT BOY!

[Crashes]

Shippo: (crying) it was just a joke. Inuyasha just so mean.

Inuyasha: stupid Halloween. (Finds a jawbreaker to suck on while pouting)

Kagome: Hey that was mine!

Inuyasha: feh.

Miroku: we should do that again. (Thinking about all the wonderful girls he could meet again)

Sango: It's only once a year.

Shippo: I can't wait!

Inuyasha: (sigh) good grief.

[The end]

Fluffy: Finally.

Me: Shut up!

Fluffy: Don't review!

Me: Shut up! I want reviews!

Fluffy: I know.

Me: (Sighs) I hate you.

Fluffy: then let me go free!

Me: hell nah. You struck here Fluffy boy.

Fluffy: My life sucks.

Me: Oh well. Review all you pretty people.