InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The different women ❯ More than One Suprise ( Chapter 5 )

Me: What are you doing to Miroku; Ashley???

 

Ashley: Nothing.*Hides the pink dress she was going to on Miroku*

 

Me: Ashley how many times do I have to say it huh?? We don't own him. You can't go changing his appearance. Now take the pink butterfly clips out of his hair.

 

Ashley: Fine.

 

Me: Now what? I know how about we read the story then you review it after you finish reading this chapter huh? How about it?

 

Ashley: Ok you're my best friend and all but you're starting to scare me.

 

Me: Oh whatever just read the story; k?

 

Miroku: Hello ladies would either of you bare my child?

 

Me: No thank you.

 

Ashley: When and where?

 

Me: *Grabs coffee mug and hits Miroku again* Ashley are you out of your mind?? He's Sango's boy. So you can't have him.

 

Ashley: You know if you keep hitting him with that*Points to coffee mug* It's gonna break.

 

Me: Yes I know it will.

 

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Chapter 5:More than one Surprise.

 

Damn, I'm human; fucking human. I thought they said the luck of the Irish was good not bad. Oh well, nothing I can do about it. Well there's the sunrise. Everyone should wake soon. Look a lark. So beautiful, what I wouldn't give to like that. Kagome is starting to stir. So are Shippo, Kirara, Sango, and Miroku.

 

“Good morning everyone, I made breakfast. And here is your gift.” I said as pulled out the glass orb.

 

“I'm sorry but who are you?” asked a confused Sango.

 

Of course no one ever realizes it's me when I go human. “I'm Crystal Lynch as I have said before. Today is my transformation day. The first day of every month, I transform into any of three demon forms or my human form.”

 

“Oh I'm so sorry look so different that's all. I'm sorry,” said Sango.

 

“It's quite all right. Here's the gift, I made you guys.” Holding up the orb, I continued. “This is a heat ball. When you bathe put it in the water and it will adjust to the water temperature you each prefer.”

 

“Wow, that's amazing. How do you make it?” Asked Shippo.

 

“Shhhhh. My secret.” I whispered. I busted out loud laughing at the look on his face.

Then I sensed him. I abruptly stopped laughing. “Sorry I've got to hide.” Then, at the looks on everyone's faces, I added. “Sesshomaru is near. I want to ambush him. This is going to be fun. He thinks I'm dead. I'm gonna mess with his head.” I chose to let my inner child out at this time. I started dancing around like a crazy person. “I'll be right back.” Now to hide my scent……Mud!! I'll use mud. Oooo look at that hiding place prefect. Now to wait... The good thing was I didn't have to wait long. As Sesshomaru walked in front of my post I pounced like that cat I was. It worked I surprised him doubly. I tackled him and we went tumbling. We came to a stop I was on top. (A/N: Not like that you perverts I swear you're all like Miroku.) “Got'cha.”

 

“Cry-Cry-Crystal-l-l-l?????” I laughed so hard I fell over still laughing I tired speech but it sounded a lot like this, “d-u-uu----h du---mmy- w—ho else cou---ld bri-----ng y----ou d--ow---n???”

 

“Pardon?”

 

Breathing deeply, “I said, `duh, dummy who else could bring you down?' I mean geez. Look at you; you've changed in two-hundred years. Who did that??” Pointing to his left err arm? Yeah arm.

 

“Like you should speak; And Inuyasha happened to my arm.” I couldn't help it, I laughed. And Sesshomaru blushed. (A/N: HE blushed!!! I had to make him show some emotion. Him not doing so scares me.) That only made laugh harder. He then punched me in the shoulder. I then stopped. “Let me see your left arm.”

 

“No.”

 

“Now, I didn't ask if I can, I said to do it now do it. I'm still your older sister. Now give it.”

 

“Fine.” Giving in to my demands, I smiled, he's still a little puppy after all these years. Drawing on my miko powers, I began to heal his arm. After ten minutes of concentration, the arm so completely healed. “Your welcome, do me a favor stop trying to kill our brother he's strong enough now. And beside Kagome keeps him in check.”

 

“Wait, how do you know about Kagome?”

 

“I met her yesterday. I fainted after beating another Naraku puppet.”

 

“Ok that explains a lot to this Sesshomaru.”

 

“Fuck, I thought I broke you of that third-person crap.”

 

“I'm sorry. But once you left I wanted to forget you and resorting back to it was the quickest way.”

 

“All is for—

 

“Lord Sesshomaru please, wait u— Human what are you do— Lord Sesshomaru you have your arm back!!! But how is this possible?”

 

“Jaken.”

 

“Yes, milord?”

 

“Shut up.” I couldn't help I went laughing so hard I was in tears.

 

“Stop, please my sides are going to split.”

 

“Human what are you doing to milord? Speak or I'll use the staff of two heads on you.”

 

“Jaken. I except you treat my sister with the outmost respect. Where is Rin?”

 

“Your sister; milord? I apologize; milady. Rin is getting her breakfast milord.”

 

“Sesshomaru who is Rin? Your mate perhaps?”

 

Blushing, “No my human ward.”

 

“Figures you'll never take a mate.”

 

“And what is that supposed to mean?”

 

“Nothing. It's almost noon I'll be changing back soon.”

 

“Ok my sister.”

 

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Me: it's short But I'm planning on finishing it next chapter. Then the epilogue. So R&R

Ashley: Bye

 

Kagome: I'm back

 

Me: How was the math test?

 

Kagome: Don't ever say those words.

 

Me: I'm scared. Someone hold me.