InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Fail-Proof Plan ❯ Step Two: Touch Her As Many Times As You Can ( Chapter 2 )
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By: gothichika 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.06.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 219 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.06.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 219 | Status: Work In Progress
Title: The Fail-Proof Plan
Author: Gothichika
Summary: Miroku thinks Kagome thinks that he's hideous. So what does he do? Make a fail-proof plan, that's what!
A/N: Sorry if all my chapters are short, but it's just, too much homework, and not enough time to brain storm, but I have ideas. So don't worry. Not that this chapter is short...at least to me it isn't... Anyways, this story'll probably only have like...I don't know...ten chappys? Somewhere around that. But I could be off; I never was good at guessing...so yea.
Oh, and about the chapter thing. The first chapter number is the story number. The second one is the continuation number. Just telling you.
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Chapter 2/Chapter 4: Step Two: Touch Her As Many Times As You Can
Inuyasha scowled and watched Miroku. For some strange odd reason, the houshi had been acting weird, and had a determined smell about him for the past two days. Ever since they set up camp in the part of the forest that was just like every other part of the forest. Ever since Miroku came back, all quiet, as if he was thinking, and yet still had his idiotic smile on his face. You know, the naughty one. Ever since Kagome and Sango, who went to the hot springs in the other part of the forest that he didn't know and probably looked the same as the campsite, only with hot, steamy water, came back...
'Wait a minute...' Inuyasha's eyes narrowed to slits and started growling. 'The damn houshi...!!' He snarled and lunged at Miroku, pinning him to the poor, helpless tree behind the monk.
"YOU BASTARD!" He roared. Miroku, who was gasping for breath, twisted his face into a confused look.
"W-what ar-re you tal-lking about?!" He gasped out.
"YOU KOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOU WERE SPYING ON KAGOME IN THE HOT SPRING, WEREN'T YOU?!"
"INUYASHA!! SIT!" Kagome yelled out after hearing Inuyasha yelling and turned around to find him strangling Miroku. She rushed to the monk's side, who had gotten released when the hanyou had gotten sat. "Oh Miroku, are you alright? Inuyasha didn't hurt you, did he?" She asked him, concerned. Miroku shook his head.
"I'm fine, Kagome. Don't fret, I didn't get hurt too much. Probably just a bruise right here for a few days." He answered her and shrugged, pointing to his neck where Inuyasha grabbed him. Kagome's eyes widened, then narrowed.
"INUYASHA, YOU BAKA! WHY'D YOU GO AND HURT MIROKU?! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU! BAKA! SIT!!" She yelled, satisfied when she heard the thump of Inuyasha getting more in touch with the forest floor for the second time that day. She turned back to Miroku.
"Are you SURE you're alright?"
"Yes, I'm sure. Don't worry that pretty little head of yours." Miroku smiled and walked off. Kagome just blushed and went back to Shippou and Sango, ignoring Inuyasha's whining about why he was trying to kill the perverted houshi.
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Miroku grinned. 'Yes. Everything is going according to plan. Perfect. Time for step two.' At that thought, he got a mischievous look on his face and 'muahahaha-ed'...only to fix it when he heard Inuyasha ask him if he was alright after getting badgered by Kagome to do so.
"I'm fine. Just fine." He said, putting on an extra BIG and happy smile and turning around to face Inuyasha and them. Inuyasha's eyes narrowed, and looked at him, disbelieving, but didn't say anything, afraid to get sat again. Kagome smiled and turned back to Shippou, who was asking her if she had more of that chocolate stuff.
Miroku turned back around and mentally 'phew-ed'. 'That was close.' He thought to himself. 'Don't want them to catch on to my plan. Especially Inuyasha. He may be my friend, but...nuh-uh.' Nodding, he began to plan how to go about phase two.
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The next day started like any other day. The sun was starting to rise, birds were singing, animals were waking up, and don't forget the grumbling of four people walking.
"Inuyasha? May I ask again, WHY we are up at 6:25 in the morning?" Kagome asked, holding a sleeping kitsune named Shippou in her arms.
"BECAUSE we need to get going! We're never going to get the shards in the north if we're lounging on our asses! He answered, talking as if that was the most obvious thing on earth. Kagome and Sango rolled their eyes.
"But don't you think this is a little absurd? You and I may be able to wake up early, but Kagome and Shippou need their sleep." Miroku noted.
"HEY! What about ME?!"
"Oops! I apologize. Sango too." Miroku added with a sheepish smile. Sango just 'humphed' and walked faster, leaving Kagome, Shippou and Miroku at the end of the clump. Kagome sighed.
"Are you alright?"
"Huh? Oh, yea. I'm fine Miroku. Just sleepy, that's all. I know this sounds stupid, but I'm kinda jealous of Shippou. I mean, he gets to sleep. But no matter, I still love him. He's like a son to me, you know?" Kagome asked, facing him.
"Of course I understand. However...If you'd like an actual son, I could help..." He volunteered, smiling mischievously and stuck out his hand.
"AAK!" Kagome exclaimed at not only his hand but at his statement. "Miroku!"
"What?" He asked, feigning curiosity. Kagome glared at him.
"Remove your hand of my body before I remove it off yours." Miroku grinned and did so.
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"AAAIIIEEE!!!!!" Inuyasha, Miroku and Sango all cringed at once and covered heir ears. "IITT'S SSSSOOOOO CCCEEEUUUUUUTTTTEEEEE!!"
"Stupid wench! It's not cute!! It's a stupid idiotic demon that needs to die!" Inuyasha remarked, his hand moving toward his tetsusaiga.
"NNOOOOO!! Don't KILL it!! It's not even doing anything!" Kagome wailed.
"THE STUPID THINGS EATING EVERYTHING!"
"NUH-UH!! NO ITS NOT! SEE? THERE'S STILL A HOUSE OVER THERE! Oh, wait. Never mind." Kagome sulked. "Still. We shouldn't kill it. I mean, it’s too cute!" She said with a nod of her head.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and paid no heed to her words and started charging toward the demon.
"INUYASHA? WHAT ARE YOU-SSSSIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!" Kagome shrieked. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO KILL IT!!" She yelled at Inuyasha. He just groaned from the pain shooting up his back and said "FINE! Fine, geez. We won't kill the stupid thing. Geez...stupid wench..."
Miroku chuckled and looked up at the demon that Kagome was so fond of, and mentally rolled his eyes. 'No wonder she doesn't want to kill it...' He thought. Standing right in front of him...or a few thousand feet away was a giant.........
.........bunny demon.
And he supposed he could agree with Kagome. I mean, after all, who would want to kill a bunny? Granted, it was a few...thousand...feet taller, and was eating the towns, or what was left of it, homes, but still, right? 'Kagome has such a soft heart. But she obviously doesn't have a big brain. After all, she DID think I looked horrid. Which reminds me...' After letting the small light bulb on the top of his head burn out, he cautiously moved toward his prey...
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Kagome's face was burning. 'How dare he...I mean, after all those times of telling him not to...how could he DO that? I mean, doesn't he have a HEART? How COULD he? HOW COULD HE? And it was such a cute bunny too...' She thought, unconsciously sniffing.
After MUCH persuasion and many sits, Inuyasha got a TINY signal saying that he could go kill the demon. Of course, it wasn't actually a signal from her, but he used it as one anyways, which, I might add, caused quite a few sits too.
Anyways, that hand gesture was actually directed to Miroku, who, in turn, groped her. Again. And again. And again and again and... Of course, they weren't all at one time, but you get the drift. Which reminded her...'Why does Miroku keep groping ME? Why not SANGO? I mean, not that I want him to grope Sango, but...why Me? And more than usual too.' Her face heated up again, only this time in a tomato red blush.
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Miroku smiled from his position behind the bushes that surrounded the area Kagome was standing in, which was part of the area in which they had set up camp after the bunny demon accident.
'Perfect. Phase two complete. Time for phase three...'
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A/N: There. Done with phase/step two. Like? Minime (latin for no)? Sic (latin for yes)? MAYBE? Truthfully, I thought that the chapter would be MUCH shorter, but het, I'm not complaining. And I'm guessing that neither are you. =P
R&R!! Please and thank you.
Author: Gothichika
Summary: Miroku thinks Kagome thinks that he's hideous. So what does he do? Make a fail-proof plan, that's what!
A/N: Sorry if all my chapters are short, but it's just, too much homework, and not enough time to brain storm, but I have ideas. So don't worry. Not that this chapter is short...at least to me it isn't... Anyways, this story'll probably only have like...I don't know...ten chappys? Somewhere around that. But I could be off; I never was good at guessing...so yea.
Oh, and about the chapter thing. The first chapter number is the story number. The second one is the continuation number. Just telling you.
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Chapter 2/Chapter 4: Step Two: Touch Her As Many Times As You Can
Inuyasha scowled and watched Miroku. For some strange odd reason, the houshi had been acting weird, and had a determined smell about him for the past two days. Ever since they set up camp in the part of the forest that was just like every other part of the forest. Ever since Miroku came back, all quiet, as if he was thinking, and yet still had his idiotic smile on his face. You know, the naughty one. Ever since Kagome and Sango, who went to the hot springs in the other part of the forest that he didn't know and probably looked the same as the campsite, only with hot, steamy water, came back...
'Wait a minute...' Inuyasha's eyes narrowed to slits and started growling. 'The damn houshi...!!' He snarled and lunged at Miroku, pinning him to the poor, helpless tree behind the monk.
"YOU BASTARD!" He roared. Miroku, who was gasping for breath, twisted his face into a confused look.
"W-what ar-re you tal-lking about?!" He gasped out.
"YOU KOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOU WERE SPYING ON KAGOME IN THE HOT SPRING, WEREN'T YOU?!"
"INUYASHA!! SIT!" Kagome yelled out after hearing Inuyasha yelling and turned around to find him strangling Miroku. She rushed to the monk's side, who had gotten released when the hanyou had gotten sat. "Oh Miroku, are you alright? Inuyasha didn't hurt you, did he?" She asked him, concerned. Miroku shook his head.
"I'm fine, Kagome. Don't fret, I didn't get hurt too much. Probably just a bruise right here for a few days." He answered her and shrugged, pointing to his neck where Inuyasha grabbed him. Kagome's eyes widened, then narrowed.
"INUYASHA, YOU BAKA! WHY'D YOU GO AND HURT MIROKU?! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU! BAKA! SIT!!" She yelled, satisfied when she heard the thump of Inuyasha getting more in touch with the forest floor for the second time that day. She turned back to Miroku.
"Are you SURE you're alright?"
"Yes, I'm sure. Don't worry that pretty little head of yours." Miroku smiled and walked off. Kagome just blushed and went back to Shippou and Sango, ignoring Inuyasha's whining about why he was trying to kill the perverted houshi.
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Miroku grinned. 'Yes. Everything is going according to plan. Perfect. Time for step two.' At that thought, he got a mischievous look on his face and 'muahahaha-ed'...only to fix it when he heard Inuyasha ask him if he was alright after getting badgered by Kagome to do so.
"I'm fine. Just fine." He said, putting on an extra BIG and happy smile and turning around to face Inuyasha and them. Inuyasha's eyes narrowed, and looked at him, disbelieving, but didn't say anything, afraid to get sat again. Kagome smiled and turned back to Shippou, who was asking her if she had more of that chocolate stuff.
Miroku turned back around and mentally 'phew-ed'. 'That was close.' He thought to himself. 'Don't want them to catch on to my plan. Especially Inuyasha. He may be my friend, but...nuh-uh.' Nodding, he began to plan how to go about phase two.
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The next day started like any other day. The sun was starting to rise, birds were singing, animals were waking up, and don't forget the grumbling of four people walking.
"Inuyasha? May I ask again, WHY we are up at 6:25 in the morning?" Kagome asked, holding a sleeping kitsune named Shippou in her arms.
"BECAUSE we need to get going! We're never going to get the shards in the north if we're lounging on our asses! He answered, talking as if that was the most obvious thing on earth. Kagome and Sango rolled their eyes.
"But don't you think this is a little absurd? You and I may be able to wake up early, but Kagome and Shippou need their sleep." Miroku noted.
"HEY! What about ME?!"
"Oops! I apologize. Sango too." Miroku added with a sheepish smile. Sango just 'humphed' and walked faster, leaving Kagome, Shippou and Miroku at the end of the clump. Kagome sighed.
"Are you alright?"
"Huh? Oh, yea. I'm fine Miroku. Just sleepy, that's all. I know this sounds stupid, but I'm kinda jealous of Shippou. I mean, he gets to sleep. But no matter, I still love him. He's like a son to me, you know?" Kagome asked, facing him.
"Of course I understand. However...If you'd like an actual son, I could help..." He volunteered, smiling mischievously and stuck out his hand.
"AAK!" Kagome exclaimed at not only his hand but at his statement. "Miroku!"
"What?" He asked, feigning curiosity. Kagome glared at him.
"Remove your hand of my body before I remove it off yours." Miroku grinned and did so.
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"AAAIIIEEE!!!!!" Inuyasha, Miroku and Sango all cringed at once and covered heir ears. "IITT'S SSSSOOOOO CCCEEEUUUUUUTTTTEEEEE!!"
"Stupid wench! It's not cute!! It's a stupid idiotic demon that needs to die!" Inuyasha remarked, his hand moving toward his tetsusaiga.
"NNOOOOO!! Don't KILL it!! It's not even doing anything!" Kagome wailed.
"THE STUPID THINGS EATING EVERYTHING!"
"NUH-UH!! NO ITS NOT! SEE? THERE'S STILL A HOUSE OVER THERE! Oh, wait. Never mind." Kagome sulked. "Still. We shouldn't kill it. I mean, it’s too cute!" She said with a nod of her head.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and paid no heed to her words and started charging toward the demon.
"INUYASHA? WHAT ARE YOU-SSSSIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!" Kagome shrieked. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO KILL IT!!" She yelled at Inuyasha. He just groaned from the pain shooting up his back and said "FINE! Fine, geez. We won't kill the stupid thing. Geez...stupid wench..."
Miroku chuckled and looked up at the demon that Kagome was so fond of, and mentally rolled his eyes. 'No wonder she doesn't want to kill it...' He thought. Standing right in front of him...or a few thousand feet away was a giant.........
.........bunny demon.
And he supposed he could agree with Kagome. I mean, after all, who would want to kill a bunny? Granted, it was a few...thousand...feet taller, and was eating the towns, or what was left of it, homes, but still, right? 'Kagome has such a soft heart. But she obviously doesn't have a big brain. After all, she DID think I looked horrid. Which reminds me...' After letting the small light bulb on the top of his head burn out, he cautiously moved toward his prey...
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Kagome's face was burning. 'How dare he...I mean, after all those times of telling him not to...how could he DO that? I mean, doesn't he have a HEART? How COULD he? HOW COULD HE? And it was such a cute bunny too...' She thought, unconsciously sniffing.
After MUCH persuasion and many sits, Inuyasha got a TINY signal saying that he could go kill the demon. Of course, it wasn't actually a signal from her, but he used it as one anyways, which, I might add, caused quite a few sits too.
Anyways, that hand gesture was actually directed to Miroku, who, in turn, groped her. Again. And again. And again and again and... Of course, they weren't all at one time, but you get the drift. Which reminded her...'Why does Miroku keep groping ME? Why not SANGO? I mean, not that I want him to grope Sango, but...why Me? And more than usual too.' Her face heated up again, only this time in a tomato red blush.
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Miroku smiled from his position behind the bushes that surrounded the area Kagome was standing in, which was part of the area in which they had set up camp after the bunny demon accident.
'Perfect. Phase two complete. Time for phase three...'
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A/N: There. Done with phase/step two. Like? Minime (latin for no)? Sic (latin for yes)? MAYBE? Truthfully, I thought that the chapter would be MUCH shorter, but het, I'm not complaining. And I'm guessing that neither are you. =P
R&R!! Please and thank you.