InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Fail-Proof Plan ❯ Step Four: Be Good to Her, and Do Her Every Bidding ( Chapter 4 )
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By: gothichika 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.30.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 172 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.30.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 172 | Status: Completed
Title: The Fail-Proof Plan
Author: Gothichika
Summary: Miroku thinks Kagome thinks that he's hideous. So what does he do? Make a fail-proof plan, that's what!
A/N: Hey everyone. I'm absolutely sorry for the VERY late update, and I...well, I apologize. =P But, it's Thanksgiving week and all, so I decided to start working again. Lol. You should give thanks to me for this, you know! Haha, just joking, unless you really want to! I'd appreciate it! MY thanks are on the bottom of the chap.
Warning: The characters may be a little ooc in this chap. I haven't written for a while, and missed some shows so I kind of forgot how they act. Sorry.
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Chapter 4/Chapter 6: Step Four: Be Good to Her, and Do Her Every Bidding
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"Inuyasha! Give it BAAAACK!!!"
The foresaid hanyou flattened his ears and snicked, running into the forest with her ramen stock. 'Ha! I've got it! Niananana...oh shoot. How do I cook them?'
An "IIIIINNNNUUUYYYAAAASSSSHHHHHAAAAA!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!" brought him from his thoughts and reminded him to run if he didn't want to get pulverized.
And run he did. Unfortunately, he forgot about the darned-
"SSSIIIIIIIITTTTT!!"
SLAM
Que vulgar swear words, some not even invented yet. Instantaniuosly the ramen was ripped from his grasp and Kagome stomped away. "Just for this, you are NOT getting ANY ramen this week!"
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'Hm....this could just be the perfect time to start the nest part of the plan....yes...peerrrrfect...'
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"Kagome, did you get the ramen back? Do you need help on cooking? On anything?"
Kagome looked up to see Miroku standing in front of her, looking...quite anxious to help her.
"No, I don't need help Miroku," she answered with a smile, "but thank you for voluntering!"
"Hey monk! I could use some help here," Sango called, waving a broom and cloth, "perhaps you could help me with YOUR JOB!!"
"Nah, you do it yourself. Don't be lazy Sango." He waved off the 'offer' and walked away, thinking of another thing he could offer to help with, ready to pounce when the moment was right.
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Apparently, that said moment wasn't very far away, for just one hour after, Miroku found himself completing part of the step of the plan, very well I might add, helping Kagome clean Keade's hut. After Sango decidedly gave up, since 'Miroku isn't helping at all with HIS JOB!!!" and walked away. So here he was, broom and cloth in hand sweeping the floor while Kagome...well, actually, she wasn't doing anything since Miroku offered tohelp her in everything she did.
"Miroku! Please, let me help you with the sweeping. I'm sure sweeping, dusting, wiping, and cleaning at the same time is quite hard!"
"No Kagome, I'm alright. You don't need to help me with anything! Don't worry!" He said, just barely balancing the bowl in one hand. If it were an anime, Kagome would have sweatdropped.
"Um...Miroku, no offense or anything, but I don't think you can handle all of that at the same time. Why don't you let me sweep or something..." She inched over to the houshi and deftly grabbed the broom out of his grasp and jumped away from his reaction.
'Phew! I got it. Geez Miroku, you're going to drop everything...'
CRASH!!
Kagome jumped at the sudden sound at looked over at Miroku, and wasn't dissapointed. There, at the bottom of the huge dirty pile was the monk himself, sporting a very bruised bottom and ribcage.
"Ooowwww..."
Kagome's eyes widened and rushed to his side. 'I seem to do that quite often.'
"Oh! Miroku! Are you alright? I told you you wouldn't be able to handle it all! Geez...here, grab my hand." He did so, and she quickly pulled him out from underneath the hill. She then pushed, gently, at his stomach to see if it broke under all the weight.
"OW!"
Nope, no broken bones. A few...HUGE...bruises, yes, but no broken things. Kagome shook her head. 'Sigh. What did I say...'
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'Well, that didn't work, now did it...ugh...my rib...owww...hm...well, I guess I'm gunna have to go to the next step, since I don't think I'm going to try to attempt to do anything. 'Sides, I'm not sure if Kagome's going to LET me do anything...' Miroku thought, bed ridden until he was fully healed.
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A/N: And there's your...well, very short chapter. Sorry about that. I just couldn't think of anything. I'm currently in the car on my laptop squished in between my grandparents, with none of my notes and no internet, so I don't think I wrote anything I planned to. Damn. I have a feeling I might rewrite it. Trell me If you want me to keep it or not, but I'm leaning torwards rewriting it.
Heehee...I'm supposed to be doing my homework...oh well. I'll do it later. Hopefully my laptop won't run out of batteries...I'd be doomed if it did. Lol.
BIG Thanks:
And since it's Thanksgiving, I want to give an especially BIG thanks to: Amaris-11!! You've reviewed everytime!! Or at least, almost everytime. Your the main reason why I still write story! I don't like to dissapoint. I'd hug you, but I don't thinkI'm capable of doing so, so here! *gives you TONS of cookies*
REVIEW!! THanks to everyone who did, your the reason why I keep writing! I'm currently striving for 30 (Hee, 30. Others strive for like 100 or something. Lol)!! That's 15-ish more than now, but it may be less. So, click that wonderful blue button down there to help reach my goal!! You know you want to...
Author: Gothichika
Summary: Miroku thinks Kagome thinks that he's hideous. So what does he do? Make a fail-proof plan, that's what!
A/N: Hey everyone. I'm absolutely sorry for the VERY late update, and I...well, I apologize. =P But, it's Thanksgiving week and all, so I decided to start working again. Lol. You should give thanks to me for this, you know! Haha, just joking, unless you really want to! I'd appreciate it! MY thanks are on the bottom of the chap.
Warning: The characters may be a little ooc in this chap. I haven't written for a while, and missed some shows so I kind of forgot how they act. Sorry.
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Chapter 4/Chapter 6: Step Four: Be Good to Her, and Do Her Every Bidding
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"Inuyasha! Give it BAAAACK!!!"
The foresaid hanyou flattened his ears and snicked, running into the forest with her ramen stock. 'Ha! I've got it! Niananana...oh shoot. How do I cook them?'
An "IIIIINNNNUUUYYYAAAASSSSHHHHHAAAAA!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!" brought him from his thoughts and reminded him to run if he didn't want to get pulverized.
And run he did. Unfortunately, he forgot about the darned-
"SSSIIIIIIIITTTTT!!"
SLAM
Que vulgar swear words, some not even invented yet. Instantaniuosly the ramen was ripped from his grasp and Kagome stomped away. "Just for this, you are NOT getting ANY ramen this week!"
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'Hm....this could just be the perfect time to start the nest part of the plan....yes...peerrrrfect...'
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"Kagome, did you get the ramen back? Do you need help on cooking? On anything?"
Kagome looked up to see Miroku standing in front of her, looking...quite anxious to help her.
"No, I don't need help Miroku," she answered with a smile, "but thank you for voluntering!"
"Hey monk! I could use some help here," Sango called, waving a broom and cloth, "perhaps you could help me with YOUR JOB!!"
"Nah, you do it yourself. Don't be lazy Sango." He waved off the 'offer' and walked away, thinking of another thing he could offer to help with, ready to pounce when the moment was right.
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Apparently, that said moment wasn't very far away, for just one hour after, Miroku found himself completing part of the step of the plan, very well I might add, helping Kagome clean Keade's hut. After Sango decidedly gave up, since 'Miroku isn't helping at all with HIS JOB!!!" and walked away. So here he was, broom and cloth in hand sweeping the floor while Kagome...well, actually, she wasn't doing anything since Miroku offered tohelp her in everything she did.
"Miroku! Please, let me help you with the sweeping. I'm sure sweeping, dusting, wiping, and cleaning at the same time is quite hard!"
"No Kagome, I'm alright. You don't need to help me with anything! Don't worry!" He said, just barely balancing the bowl in one hand. If it were an anime, Kagome would have sweatdropped.
"Um...Miroku, no offense or anything, but I don't think you can handle all of that at the same time. Why don't you let me sweep or something..." She inched over to the houshi and deftly grabbed the broom out of his grasp and jumped away from his reaction.
'Phew! I got it. Geez Miroku, you're going to drop everything...'
CRASH!!
Kagome jumped at the sudden sound at looked over at Miroku, and wasn't dissapointed. There, at the bottom of the huge dirty pile was the monk himself, sporting a very bruised bottom and ribcage.
"Ooowwww..."
Kagome's eyes widened and rushed to his side. 'I seem to do that quite often.'
"Oh! Miroku! Are you alright? I told you you wouldn't be able to handle it all! Geez...here, grab my hand." He did so, and she quickly pulled him out from underneath the hill. She then pushed, gently, at his stomach to see if it broke under all the weight.
"OW!"
Nope, no broken bones. A few...HUGE...bruises, yes, but no broken things. Kagome shook her head. 'Sigh. What did I say...'
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'Well, that didn't work, now did it...ugh...my rib...owww...hm...well, I guess I'm gunna have to go to the next step, since I don't think I'm going to try to attempt to do anything. 'Sides, I'm not sure if Kagome's going to LET me do anything...' Miroku thought, bed ridden until he was fully healed.
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A/N: And there's your...well, very short chapter. Sorry about that. I just couldn't think of anything. I'm currently in the car on my laptop squished in between my grandparents, with none of my notes and no internet, so I don't think I wrote anything I planned to. Damn. I have a feeling I might rewrite it. Trell me If you want me to keep it or not, but I'm leaning torwards rewriting it.
Heehee...I'm supposed to be doing my homework...oh well. I'll do it later. Hopefully my laptop won't run out of batteries...I'd be doomed if it did. Lol.
BIG Thanks:
And since it's Thanksgiving, I want to give an especially BIG thanks to: Amaris-11!! You've reviewed everytime!! Or at least, almost everytime. Your the main reason why I still write story! I don't like to dissapoint. I'd hug you, but I don't thinkI'm capable of doing so, so here! *gives you TONS of cookies*
REVIEW!! THanks to everyone who did, your the reason why I keep writing! I'm currently striving for 30 (Hee, 30. Others strive for like 100 or something. Lol)!! That's 15-ish more than now, but it may be less. So, click that wonderful blue button down there to help reach my goal!! You know you want to...