InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Fallen Royalty ❯ How it is going to start ( Prologue )

Hey, this is my first fanfic so, DO NOT KILL ME IF IT IS BAD!!!

Person: I can't make any promises on that.

Who the hell are you?

A second person: Hey Fuzzy! This is pscho_bitch! I decided to join her with mm.org. Can't say I like the name she chose as her login, but I can deal with it!

Aurora_thorn?! Why are you here, THIS IS MY FANFIC DAMNIT!!?

psycho_bitch: We decided to help you with your new fanfic… uh… what was it, Fuzzy?

It is Fuki-ti damn it! Get out, now!

Aurora_thorn: But this is a blank white room with nothing, but your computer and your life supply of Dove Ice Cream Bars. (Points to mountains of Dove Bars) There isn't even a door to get out of.

First of all, it is not a life supply of dove bars, it is only a week. (Gets weird looks from Aurora and psycho) Second, if there is no door, how the hell did you get into my room?

psycho_bitch: Pfft, like we would tell you.

Prologue

How it is going to start

By, Fuki, Fuki and only Fuki. Not psycho_bitch, not Aurora_thorn, FUKI!!!!!!!

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Miroku looked at his map. Then he looked at the busy city street ahead of him. He turned around to his 3 companions and sighed, and then told them, "We are totally lost."

A small flea hopped on to Miroku's shoulder, the one that wasn't already occupied by a large bag he was holding, "Nonsense Miroku, we're right…" the flea Myoga paused while trying to find where they were, "Uhh… You try to find where we are Inuyasha."

Inuyasha swiped the map out of the incapable map readers. He scanned it carefully and mumbled is famous `Keh', or `Feh', or what ever it is.

"You were reading the map sideways baka," Inuyasha told him harshly.

"Oh is that the problem?" Miroku asked while taking back the map.

"Hey, idiots," said a small kitsune (and you guessed it) named Shippo, "We don't need the damned map, the castle is right over there." Shippo was pointing to a tower that was taller than all the rest of the buildings. Shippo sighed, "How did I get stuck with such morons?" (AN: I: I decided to make Shippo smarter than everyone else because he might be small, cute, and fluffy like me, but he just needed to be smarter than me so now he is! psycho_bitch: He was already smarter than you to begin with half wit! Aurora_thorn: I have to agree with psycho, Fuzzy. I: Why do you torture me? Both p_b and A_t: Because it's fun!! ^.^ I: Why me god, why me? -_-;; )

"I knew that," Miroku said trying to hide his mistake.

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Omisha slowly approached the sleeping princess's bed. (Aurora_thorn: Hey!! You stole one of my made up characters in my fanfic!! I should sue!! I: I couldn't think of a better name. psycho_bitch: Wow, you really are a copying fuzz ball like Aurora_thorn said. I: No I'm not! >.<) Omisha knew of the princess's bad waking habits and did not want to be caught in the middle of it.

"Princess?" the cautious servant said quietly. The sleeping princess stirred. The servant sighed in relief. May be, just maybe she wouldn't have to be slapped by the princess again. "Your Highness, it is time to get up," Omisha said. The princess did not move. Omisha sighed. She would have to get up and wake the princess by hand.

Omisha walked over to her young ruler and shook her a bit.

The princess immediately shot up from her bed and punched Omisha in the nose. Omisha of course, flew to the ground holding her nose.

The princess blinked, and then realized what she had done, and started to say quickly and apologetically, "Oh, I'm sooo sorry, Omisha! Do you need me to get you some ice?! I'll go get you some ice!!"

Just when the princess was just about to run out the door to get some ice for her servant, Omisha interrupted, "That's quite all right Lady Kagome. But you should real get rid of that… err… condition of yours that makes you think that some one is attacking you when you wake up," Omisha told her while still holding her nose.

"I know, Omisha," Kagome said, "But for some reason, I just kind of attack the person who wakes me up. I don't know why because I haven't been attacked in my life because of all the great guards I've had."

"Oh, speaking of guards," Omisha said while checking to see if the bleeding stopped, "Your new one will be coming today some time or another. We have wanted one ever so badly after you broke the last ones arm and both of his hands."

"Well, he won't be touching mine or any girl's bum again then will he," Kagome growled irritably.

"I suppose not princess," Omisha replied.

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"So, Myoga, what are we stealing this time?" Inuyasha asked as they started walking towards the palace.

"We're going to kidnap the princess," Myoga replied.

Inuyasha and Shippo stopped walking and turned to Miroku and Myoga shocked. Shippo asked, "Repeat that again."

"We, are, going, to, kidnap, the, princess, and, hold, her, up, for, ransom," Miroku told the shocked demons.

"How the hell are we going to pull that off!!?" Inuyasha yelled at Miroku.

"Myoga and I were at a bar and there was a man that came from this castle who wanted a monk and a knight to help over here," Miroku started, "so we offered to help and we thought we could kidnap the princess of this palace, and ransom her off after we gained their trust."

"OK, I suppose you are going to be the monk Miroku, but just who is going to be this knight?" Inuyasha asked curiously.

"You are Inuyasha," Miroku told him cheerfully, "and Shippo will be your squire."

"I'm only ten years old Miroku, Squires are at least fourteen," Shippo pointed out.

"We know that, but they don't," Myoga told Shippo.

"Do you know exactly what Shippo and I are doing?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yes, you're the princess's personal guard, that is why we wanted to kidnap her and not someone else anyway," Myoga answered.

"Oh, and I suppose the guards guarding the gate are going to let us in looking like we do now without them trying to rip open our livers and tear are limbs apart from our bodies?" Shippo questioned. (AN: Aurora_thorn: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!! psycho_bitch: Gee, Fuki-ti, could you make the description of that become anymore gruesome? I: Want me to try? Aurora_thorn and psycho_bitch: NO! I: Eheheheheheh)

"That is precisely why I bought these fancy knights cloths for you," Miroku says while taking the bag off his shoulder. He opens it up to reveal matching (except for the colors and size) tunics, boots, and pants. The smaller outfit was different shades of blue while the bigger was different shades of red.

"You've got to be shitting me," Inuyasha said looking at what he was supposed to wear.

"You will probably only wearing it for a week Inuyasha. Once we get the princess, we will go to the other side of this continent and send messages, asking for the ransom," Miroku explained.

"Keh, fine," Inuyasha said giving up.

"Good, now get dressed and we will go to the palace. They will be expecting us soon and we don't want to be late for Queen Kikyo, or Princess Kagome."

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I swear on all the dove bars in the world that this will be the shortest chapter in my entire fanfic! I just want to see what you guys think of it so review!

Aurora_thorn: Wow. He is pretty positive about this. He bet all the dove bars in the world. He freaking lives on dove bars.

psycho_bitch: Yeah, that is pretty desperate.

Yes!! Listen to the cat girl and the psychotic one!! Review!! Review!!

Aurora_thorn: Oh, and read The Red and Silver Assassin by me!

What the fuck do you think you're doing? DO NOT AVERTISE YOUR DAMN FANFIC ON MINE!!!!!

Aurora_thorn: But it just seemed like a great opportunity.

I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!! PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO READ MY FANFIC, AND REVIEW MY FANFIC, NOT YOURS!!!

Aurora_thorn: Geez, sor-ry.