InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Flip Side ❯ Surprises ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2: Surprises

 

“Oh my gosh! This is great! You guys are SO cute together!” Kari exclaimed happily!

 

“Huh? Koga and...Sango?? Wha...?!” Inuyasha gasped wide eyed.

 

“Their kids will be SO cute! Oh I hope they have cute little puppy ears like Inuyasha!” Kari said dreamily.

 

“My ears are NOT cute! They happen to be very manly and dignified!” Inuyasha huffed.

 

“Quit kiddin yourself mutt.” Koga snorted. “`Manly' HA! Manly my ass!”

 

“Hey! Leave Inuyasha's cute puppy ears alone!” Kari broke in.

 

“You actually think that baka is...is cute?” Sango asked dumbstruck.

 

“Who Inuyasha? Sure, he's handsome and single!” Kari smiled. “And he has puppy ears.”

 

“What do `puppy ears' have to do with it? You don't have puppy ears.” Miroku asked curiously.

 

“Of course I don't! I would look weird with puppy ears! Besides my dad was a general not a lord, and I'm a girl.” Kari stated as though it were obvious. “Inuyasha's ears show that he has or had a strong sire (father)! They mark him as the son of a powerful demon. Thus marking him as a half-demon with near demon strength!”

 

“So...you're saying that Inuyasha's ears are a testament of his strength...?” Miroku said slowly.

 

“Well duh! Only the son of a very powerful demon lord inherits a trait of that lord's `true form'! Inuyasha inherited puppy ears from his father because his father is a dog demon...”

 

“Hold on.” Inuyasha interrupts. “How come girls don't inherit `true form traits'?”

“Because girls inherit `true from' abilities...you know like being able to read minds or having super strength or speed.” She answered knowingly.

 

 

“So does that mean that if Koga mated with a human his ki-pups would have ears?” Sango asked curiously.

 

“Yep.” Kari chirped.

 

“You seem awfully curious about my reproductive capabilities Sango.” Koga said with a leer.

 

“Why you...you...PERVERT!” Sango screamed wacking him with her giant boomerang before storming off angrily.

 

“She wants me so bad she can't contain herself.” Koga smirked.

 

“I beg to differ.” Miroku said calmly. “I've been knocked silly by that boomerang multiple times and Lady Sango has yet to display `feelings' for me.”

 

“Yeah but you're forgetting one thing.” Inuyasha cut in.

 

“What?” Miroku asked.

 

“Sango kissed Koga before she hit him.” Kari said with a smile.

 

“Hey-“ Inuyasha forgets what he was going to say when Kai starts scratching his ear.

 

“Get a room dog breath!” Koga snapped irritably.

 

“Like that means anything comin' from you, ya mangy cur!” Inuyasha shot back.

 

Miroku just shook his head and walked away.

 

Meanwhile with Kagome, Shippou and Sesshoumaru

 

“Uh oh, looks like Miroku has done it again.” Kagome sighed.

Sango had just stormed into the dojo a few seconds ago and the sounds of bodies being thrown into walls could be heard.

 

 

“That human will never learn.” Sesshoumaru stated dryly.

 

“You can say that again, Lord Sesshoumaru.” Shippou piped up.

 

“Indeed.” Sesshoumaru replied indifferently. “Kit, this Sesshoumaru commands you to go play with Rin in the garden.”

 

“Yes, sir.” Shippou said before bounding off to find his favorite playmate.

 

Kagome giggled. Jaken would have his hands full now and AhUn might never dig his way out of the mound of flowers they were sure to cover him with.

 

“What is it that amuses you so, my mate?” Sesshoumaru asked his curiosity getting the better of him.

 

“Oh...nothing...I was just imagining Jaken and AhUn covered in flowers.” she replied with a smile.

 

Sesshoumaru allowed a chuckle to escape. Today would definitely not be boring.

 

“Come mate.” Sesshoumaru spoke abruptly, turning on his heel as he led Kagome through the now familiar passages. Looking around absently Kagome started when she realized they were headed toward their bedchamber. `He couldn't possibly...it's the middle of the day for Kami's sake! No, he couldn't...could he...does he...' Kagome blushed beet red just thinking about the possibilities. Sesshoumaru smirked inwardly at the direction his mate's thoughts were going. Kagome broke off her train of thought when they reached the entrance to their bedchamber.

 

“Ladies first.” Sesshoumaru said politely, eyes gleaming mischievously.

 

`Oh Kami, he's up to something.' Was Kagome's last thought before Sesshoumaru tossed her onto the bed and sliced away her clothing.

 

“Sess!” Kagome gasped but was unable to continue due to the fact that Sesshoumaru was kissing her senseless.

 

“You're so tense, little one.” He purred in her ear.

 

“Sess...oh!” her eyes rolled back with pleasure as he began massaging her breasts.

 

“You like that don't you?”

 

“Mmmm...yes....” she breathed arching into his hands.

 

“Who do you belong to?” he asked caressing her body until the smell of her arousal almost suffocated him.

 

“You...I...belong...to...you.” Kagome managed to say between gasps and moans of pleasure...

 

With Rin and Shippou

 

“You look pretty-ful Master Jaken!” Rin giggled.

 

The now flower covered toad didn't reply. He just groaned inwardly wondering when it was exactly that he had become a child's plaything.

 

“Hey Rin. I'm done come look at AhUn.” Shippou cried proudly. “Wow, is that Jaken?”

 

“Yes.” Rin beamed.

 

Jaken sighed causing the flower crown on his head to shift slightly. Looking down at the flower chains that were looped all around him and all the ones wound around AhUn he was somewhat amazed that the garden still had flowers at all. Groaning he prayed to every Kami he knew of that his lord's pups would hate flower arranging. Little did he know but a certain two headed dragon was entertaining similar thoughts.

 

“AhUn looks pretty-ful too!” Rin exclaimed delighted.

 

“Thanks.” Shippou said puffing up his chest. “Hey look there's Sango! Hey Sango! Sango over here!” He shouted waving his hands extravagantly.

 

“Hi Shippou, hi Rin. What are you two up to?” Sango asked.

 

“We made Jaken and AhUn pretty-ful.” Rin said proudly.

 

“Jaken and...oh my k...is that???” Sango promptly burst out laughing when she caught sight of the flowered servant and dragon.

 

Jaken huffed indignantly and AhUn grunted and wondered off to find a nice tree to sleep under.

 

`The things I do for friendship.' Jaken thought as he seated himself. `Oh great, NOW I've befriended a human...oh well, no one ever has to know.' With a resigned sigh he watched as the demon-slayer finally got over her little “giggle” fit. `Kami, why me?'

 

 

In the Kitchen

 

“How can you be hungry again?” Kari teased.

 

“What do you mean again? I have eaten since lunch and it's already dinnertime.” Inuyasha defended.

 

“Relax, I was just teasing ya.” Kari giggled at his huffiness.

 

“Whatever.” he growled returning his attention to the task at hand that is until some one took it upon herself to rub his ears.

 

“Damn it woman, what's with you and my...ears?” Inuyasha's rant became a purr when Kari started scratching the base of his ears.

 

“Hey! Stop that.” He snapped.

 

“Fine Mr. Grumpy-pants. How about I make us some supper?”

 

“You're going to cook?” he asked skeptically.

“Well of course silly if I let you cook you'd probably burn the castle down.”

 

“I would not.”

 

“Sure you wouldn't.” Kari said rolling her eyes.

 

“I wouldn't.” he insisted.

 

“I'll scratch your ear if you be quiet.”

 

“Feh.”

 

*A little later*

 

“Is it done yet?” Inuyasha asked for the umpteenth time.

 

“Yep, it's done.”

 

“Finally.”

 

“Oh be quiet.” Kari said releasing his ears to grab a couple bowls.

 

“Hey! Who's said you could stop!” he demanded.

 

She giggled. “Ah ha! You do like having your ears scratched!”

 

“No, I don't.”

 

“Whatever you say Inuyasha. Whatever you say.”