InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Flip Side ❯ Scenes From a Dining Hall ( Chapter 5 )

Chapter 5: Scenes From a Dining Hall

Dining Hall

 

After the four gigglers got themselves under control, they sat down to eat breakfast.

 

“5...4...3...2...1...0!” Inuyasha counted down theatrically.

 

“Let the fawning begin!” Kari said tapping her goblet with her fork creating a bell-like dinging sound.

 

All eyes promptly turned to Kagome and Sesshoumaru as they waited expectantly. Kagome huffed and crossed her arms turning away from them. Sesshoumaru just raised an eyebrow and continued eating.

 

“Darn, no fawning today!” Sango said in mock disappointment.

 

“And I was looking forward to it too, damn.” Koga sighed playing along.

 

“Hey! I've got an idea!” Kari exclaimed. “Inu you be Fluf-err Sesshoumaru and I'll be Kagome and we can show them just how they fawn!”

 

“Okay.” Inuyasha grinned and cleared his throat. “Mate, you are looking well today.”

 

Kari ducks her head pretending to blush and giggles. “I could say the same for you.”

 

“Indeed.” Inuyasha mocked raising an eyebrow.

 

“Can I pet your tail, Sess?” Kari asked Inuyasha sweetly.

 

Inuyasha raises his eyebrow again but says nothing.

 

“Oh please, Sess, it's SO soft and silky!” Kari exclaimed imitating Kagome perfectly.

 

Inuyasha snorted and pretended to give Kari his `tail'.

 

Koga and Sango pressed their hands over their mouths to keep from laughing.

 

“Sess your tail is SO sexy!”

 

Inuyasha mock purrs. Sesshoumaru gives him a this-Sesshoumaru-does-not-purr glare.

 

“Oh Sess, take me please!” Kari exclaimed dramatically.

 

Kagome couldn't take it anymore and exclaimed furiously. “I do NOT act like that! And I'm not that easy either!”

 

Sango and Koga burst out laughing while Inuyasha and Kari exchanged gleeful smiles.

 

“This Sesshoumaru finds your recounting completely inaccurate.” Sesshoumaru said indifferently.

 

“How so?” Kari giggled.

 

“This Sesshoumaru would have had his mate by the end of the second sentence.” he stated coolly.

 

“Sesshoumaru!” Kagome cried turning red. “That's not true!”

 

Sesshoumaru arched an eyebrow in inquiry.

 

“By the end of the second sentence you would be begging me and you know it!” Kagome stated firmly.

 

“This Sesshoumaru does not beg.”

 

“Whatever!!” Kagome shot back. “You came to me, remember?”

 

“I most certainly did not!” Sesshoumaru growled.

 

“HA! You'd like to think that wouldn't you!” Kagome snapped.

 

Inuyasha, Kari, Sango, and Koga couldn't stop laughing, just the thought of the All Mighty Lord Sesshoumaru begging for sex had them rolling on the floor, and their arguing wasn't helping any.

 

“Woman, I do not beg!”

 

“Good! Then you won't mind sleeping alone!”

 

“You will sleep with me!”

 

“Like hell I will!”

 

“You try my patience wench!”

 

“Don't call me wench! My name is Kagome! Ka-go-me! You want me to spell it?! K-a-g-o-m-e. Kagome!”

 

“Do not presume to lecture this Sesshoumaru!”

 

“Don't tell we what I can and can't do!”

 

“Damn it wench, you will listen to me!”

 

“DON'T CALL ME THAT!!”

 

Sesshoumaru clamped his hands over his ears. “DO NOT YELL AT THIS SESSHOUMARU, WENCH!”

 

“I'LL YELL AT YOU WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT! AND FOR THE LAST TIME MY NAME IS KAGOME!!”

 

“What are you laughing at whelps?” Sesshoumaru growled at the foursome which set them off again. “This Sesshoumaru has more important things to do then entertain these whelps.” he ground out stalking of to his office, tail whipping back and forth agitated.

 

“Happy now?” Kagome scowled.

 

“V-very.” Sango chocked out making Kagome snarl which made them laugh harder.

 

With a huff Kagome turned on her heel and stomped out of the room.

 

Later on in the dining hall (noon-ish)

 

Sango was sitting on a pillow looking out the window as she drank her camomile tea. `Things have certainly changed since Kagome mated Sesshoumaru...' she mused to her self giggling as she remembered Inuyasha and Kari's antics. `They're a perfect match. Hmm... I wonder what Koga would look like if he were begging...wait...Koga? Oh Kami no, not that damn wolf again! Geez, what's wrong with me? I can't believe I'm thinking about that ass! What next?!' She let out an exasperated sigh. `Stupid mutt barging in on my thoughts without permission...Hold up! PERMISSION!?! Get a hold of yourself Sango!' Koga entered the room silently, noticing her distraction he crept up on her and before she could even blink he had in his arms kissing the daylights (and the night lights) out of her. `Oh my gosh, he's kissing me...again...gross...hey that feels kind of good...mmm...is that his...yep...mmm...he tastes so good...What?! Snap out of it Sango, this is exactly what he wants...but it feels SO good! No, bad Sango, down! But... No buts...oh kami I'm arguing with myself!' Koga slanted his mouth over hers to gain better access, getting bold he started caressing her backside. `Kami is he touching my...! If Miroku could touch me like that...Sango get a grip! You are NOT comparing Miroku and Koga's groping skills...but it feels so good when Koga does it! Oh Kami I'm going insane!' she thought before giving into the kiss and running her hands over Koga's chest. `Damn kimono.' she cursed mentally. `Wait did I just...' But the kamis must have a very warped sense of humor because as that very thought flittered across her brain Miroku walked into the dinning hall. Sango saw him jumped away from Koga blushing furiously.

 

“Miroku this isn't what it looks like!” she exclaimed blushing a darker shade of red.

 

“What the hell do you want?” Koga snapped at the dumbfounded monk.

 

Miroku did the best fish-out-of-water performance of his young life for about five minutes, then he blushed mumbled an apology and beat a fast retreat. Sango coughed and then quickly excused her self and all but ran to the relative safety of her room. `Sweet kami I HAVE gone insane!' she thought blushing furiously.

 

Dining hall later still (around midnight)

 

“Are you sure this is safe to eat?” Kari said eyeing her bowl skeptically.

 

Inuyasha rolls his eyes. “Quit complainin' and try it already.” he said between bites.

 

Taking a deep breathe Kari bravely picked up her fork and took a small bite.

 

“Wow, this is good!” Kari exclaimed taking another bite. “Who know you were such a good cook!”

 

Inuyasha just grunted as he continued eating.

 

“Where did you learn too cook like that?” Kari asked.

 

Inuyasha regarded her warily as he thought about the answer. After a brief internal argument he decided to tell her the truth. “My mom taught me.”

 

“Really? That's SO sweet!” Kari said beaming at him.

 

“Feh.” He grumbled. “Where'd you learn to cook?”

 

“My brother taught me! He knows all kinds of cool stuff.” Kari told him with a mischievous smile. “He even taught Koga to dance.”

 

Inuyasha's ears perked up. “Your telling me that flea-bag didn't know how to dance?”

 

“And you can?” she asked sweetly.

 

He scoffed. “Of course, I mastered that stupid dancing crap when I was a pup!”

 

“Prove it.” she challenged.

 

“Fine, I will!” he huffed disappearing briefly. As he walked up to her a waltz began to play.

 

“May I have this dance?” he asked bowing politely.

“Yes, you may.” Kari replied with a bow of her own.

 

With that he took her hand and they began to waltz elegantly...well as elegantly as you when your wearing red (Inuyasha) and light pastel pink (Kari) pajamas.

 

“You're pretty good at this.” she complimented as he turned her.

 

Inuyasha smirked. “Sesshoumaru's not the only one who can cut a rug.”

 

“Oh yes, I can just see Sesshoumaru dancing the tango!” Kari giggled.

 

“Well, if you wanted to try something more robust why didn't you say so?” he grinned mischievously.

 

“You tango?” she asked with a doubtful look.

 

“You doubt this Inuyasha?” he mocked.

 

Grinning she replied. “Indeed.”