InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Friends Story ❯ Chapter 1

Here. It. Is! The Friends Story is officially back. After reaching 38 chapters, SOMEONE had it removed. -Glares at certain website- So to make it correspond to the rules more, I'll add more InuYasha characters and such in. Here's a quick bio!

 

For anyone looking for a good fic, do NOT read this. It was written specifically for my friend's amusement.

 

Name: Rachael

Nickname: Ray

Age: 16 (All ages changed for the story)

Appearance: Shoulder-length brown hair always worn in ponytail, brown/green eyes, short, skinny, always wears blue jeans and light gray hoody unless described otherwise.

Other: She has the hots for Sesshoumaru. I mean, kill-yourself-just-to-please-him hots. She loves him.

 

Name: Haley

Nickname: Hay

Age: 15

Appearance: Tall for her age, long brown hair, green/brown eyes, a few icky freckles, black hoody with Jack Skeleton on it, and jeans.

Other: Competes with Rachael for Sesshoumaru. Loves SessInu. Likes to make Rachael depressed. Yea, she's evil in this one. Rachael's cousin as well.

 

Name: Shelby

Age: 16

Appearance: Long brown hair, brown eyes, and outrageous orange sweats and lime green t-shirt. (XD Fun.)

Other: Completely, and utterly insane.

 

Name: Haylee

Age: 16

Appearance: Shoulder-length wavy, dirty-blond hair. Amber eyes. Blue shirt with monkey on it, jeans.

Other: Has a strange magic that allows her to pull objects out of thin air.

 

Name: Brittany

Age: 16

Appearance: Long straight blonde hair, blue eyes, tight, revealing bright red strapless dress and matching pumps.

Other: Smug, and thinks she is above everyone else. Has servant bacon at her beck and call. Tolerates crazy antics of “friends” for amusement.

 

Here we go!

 

The Friends Story

Chapter 1: They Say I'm Really Sexy

 

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Sesshoumaru parked Tenseiga outside McDonalds. The salty scent of food curled in his senses. He hated fast food almost as much as he hated Inuyasha. The Florida sun was hot, and if he had not been the sexylicious inu youkai he was, he probably would be sweating buckets.

 

Entering the air-conditioned building, he immediately regretted his choice of restaurant. Sitting in the back, near the play place was a group of girls talking animatedly - and quite loudly. He glanced at his watch and mentally scowled. There was no time to choose a new place to eat. With a silent sigh, Sesshoumaru moved to the counter.

 

Or he wanted to move to the counter. It was going to be one of those days.

 

A shrill squeal, and then two skinny arms wrapped around his waist. It was one of the girl's from the table... And her scent was familiar. “SESSHOUMARU?! WHERE THE H*LL HAVE YOU BEEN!” The teenager screamed.

 

“Remove yourself from my person,” He ordered coolly.

 

Ah, that's when he recognized it. The foul scent of a rabid fan girl. Rachael. She had been a freshman when he'd been a senior. How horrid it had been to have that sickly female stalking him through the halls and - on occasion - hiding in urinals in hopes of speaking to him.

 

“Sesshoumaru-sama, do you not remember me?” Rachael released her death grip on him. He turned around to inspect her. Truthfully, the thing hadn't changed much. A bit taller, perhaps, but that's about all he could conclude. “We went out for a whole year!”

 

He quirked a brow. “We did not `go out'. Do not make me get my restraining order renewed.”

 

The girl frowned; her fingers twitching as she stared at his bangs. How she longed to caress them… and she did! With a blur of motion Rachael attached herself to his head. “My love! So long have I longed for this!”

 

“Get the hell of me bitch!” Sesshoumaru growled shaking his head violently.

 

“Rachael, get the f*ck down from there!” A girl screamed from behind. It was Shelby.

 

“No!” Rachael hissed.

 

“Jump! F*cking jump!”

 

“I can't! The sexy is like a magnet!”

 

“Get the f*ck down from there!”

 

A strong pair of hands jerked Rachael off Sesshoumaru. “Haylee!” She cried out in despair. Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes, and they flashed crimson. “He's SO hott!”

 

“Your behavior is pathetic,” A smooth voice observed. A scantily clad blonde stepped forward. “You make yourself too available. I doubt he looks for that in his women… or men…” She added, eyeing the dog demon. The only thing that saved him from being truly feminine looking were his eyes.

 

“I concur, Brittany,” Haylee agreed. She pulled a pair of handcuffs out of thin air with blonde magic and put them on Rachael who whimpered in response.

 

Shelby frowned, grabbed a whip, hit Rachael with it, and then smiled.

 

“I believe I'll take my leave now. My lunch has been effectively ruined,” Sesshoumaru stated with disgust dripping from his voice.

 

“It would be best if you left. I can not stand you in my presence any longer,” Brittany spat.

 

He stopped, turning back to look at her. “Excuse me?”

 

“You heard me,” She continued, “stop looking at my breasts!”

 

Shelby held up a balloon behind Brittany and popped it. Hidden meaning: implants, yo. Haylee snickered and pulled a camera out of the air. This was not a chance to pas up. His face was flawless.

 

“This Sesshoumaru has not once gazed upon your assets!”

 

Rachael gasped. Shelby squealed. “He's looked at your ass too!”

 

Haylee blinked. She looked back at her own bottom. Hey! Hers was better than Brittany's! She huffed. “Blind.”

 

Abhorrence feeling his entire being, Sesshoumaru stormed out of McDonalds. Rachael sighed in despair. Haylee smiled. Brittany smirked. Shelby shoved fat wads into the faces of the workers in an attempt to `free the hamburgers'.

 

And out of nowhere, monkey ninjas descended from the sky! They caught Sesshoumaru in a net made of banana peels! He didn't even have a chance to fight back. As quick as they'd come, they were gone leaving only a slip of paper behind. The girls ran out to it. They picked it up.

 

Dear Cousin and Cousin's friends,

 

I have kidnapped the man dearest to you. Come to my castle in the sky before tomorrow or I will take his bangs for myself. Also, I will allow my monkeys to rip off his precious crescent moon. I will enjoy the sweet, youkai blood that runs from his flesh. Hurry, I am impatient.

 

Emperor Stallion of the Brother Bear Disney Cartoon Rocks Mufasa! A.k.a. Haley.

 

“What do we do?!” Rachael yelled.

 

“Let him die?” Brittany suggested.

 

“Make out with Kurama?” Haylee chirped.

 

Shelby took a deep breath and held up a dead turtle.” The virus is spreading, we have to shut it down.”

 

“There is no virus!” The others shouted.

 

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It'll get more stupid as I go. ^_^ The next chapter will revolve less around Rachael!