InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Friends Story ❯ Chapter 2

Okies, this chapter is a bit more about Brittany-sama! Enjoy… Paris! Mwahahaha!

 

Also, not to wolf's mistress: Who are you? You said ja ne and w/e and O.o. Either you're a lot like me, or you're one of my friends. O.o;;

 

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Shelby flung the note away. She grabbed a lock of Haylee's hair and gave it a hard tug, sending the girl flying to the ground. “Calm down!? I can't calm down!”

 

Haylee hissed and stood up. “What are you talking about?”

 

“Spaghetti.”

 

“What?”

 

“SHUT UP!” Shelby slapped her.

 

Rachael jumped about in hysterics. “Sesshoumaru! He was about to declare his love to me and he was snatched away!”

 

“Quiet!” Brittany bellowed. She glared at the three girls. “Now, tell me. Who is this Mufasa Disney Stallion person?”

 

“Rachael's younger cousin,” Haylee answered, aiming a pudding gun at Shelby.

 

“A sundae with bad breath named Sponge bob,” Shelby added, leaping out of the way of flying pudding.

 

“How will we ever find the castle in the sky?!” Rachael screamed.

 

Brittany smirked. “I have my ways.” She pulled a cell phone out of her bra (wow, how'd that get in there?) and dialed a number. “Paris?”

 

“Yes, dear sister?”

 

“I am in need of your services.”

 

“Dost thou wish I aid you at this very moment?”

 

“Yes. I do.”

 

“As milady desires.”

 

Brittany put the cell phone back into her bra. It le tout a hiss and burrowed in deeper. It was crazy, like a pineapple. The girls had named it April. “My brother should be her ein 3….2….1…”

 

The wind picked up. Clouds veiled the sky and lightening flashed. And then… nothing happened. Weird. No wait, in the distance, riding upon a horse, a blonde young man in Victorian style clothing approached! Who could it be? Well, assuming the blinking sign above his head was correct, it was Paris!

 

The horse stopped in front of McDonalds with a loud snort. Paris slid off and knelt in respect of his sister. She was, after all, the most famous porn star to ever live! “Thou requested my assistance, and I have answered the call. Trampled Juliet's dead body I did, but it was necessary in order to reach thee.”

 

Brittany gave a curt nod of the head. “You may rise.”

 

“Thank you, milady.”

 

She waved a hand in the direction of the three girls. “The dirty blonde is Haylee, the taller brown is Shelby, and the skinny one is… ah… well she is unimportant.”

 

“Hey!” Rachael cried angrily.

 

Shelby spit acid at Rachael's eyes. “Quiet, unimportant one.”

 

Haylee pulled a blade out of the air and handed it to Rachael. “Cut them vertically, dear.”

 

Rachael nodded, and held the knife above her wrists while chanting something like “SUICIDE!”

 

A squirrel came running up, grabbed the knife, and took off into McDonalds. Shouts were heard, followed by raping sounds, and then the sound of an obese man being shoved through the drive-thru window with a cry of, “Fries!? You can't have any f*cking fires! You're all ready FAT enough!”

 

Paris shook his head, shoulder-length blonde hair dancing in the wind. Wow. How'd he do that? “What is it you want of me?”

 

Brittany grabbed the note and handed it to him. “I want you to seek out this Sky Castle.”

 

“As you wish, milady.” He took a large sniff of the paper and then howled to the heavens. Paris sprinted off down the street.

 

“Follow him!” Brittany commanded. Haylee pulled a dune buggy out of the air. It was pink with Scooby-Doo gagged and tied in the trunk. Everyone jumped in.

 

“I'll drive!” Rachael announced.

 

Shelby shoved Rachael out of the vehicle and put on some sunglasses. “I'll drive.” She stepped on the gas pedal, and the girls zoomed off with Rachael chasing after them. Haylee watched her and laughed manically, throwing discus's at her.

 

“Dance, girl, dance!”

 

Ah. And this was the group destined to save Sesshoumaru?

 

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Meanwhile, the dog demon was chained to the dungeon wall with magical shackles. It was dark and damp in the small room, with only a candle for light. He growled as Haley descended some steps and smirked at him. “Hello, my pretty.”

 

“Release me,” Sesshoumaru snarled.

 

“Temper, temper.” The girl cooed. She ran a hand through his bangs. “I'm all ready tired of waiting for your rescue team. I think I'll have some fun with you.”

 

He paled. “Wha-”

 

“Not that kind of fun!” She snapped. “I'm going to torture you.”

 

“You f*cking b-”

 

“Silence!” Haley put a hand behind her back and when she pulled it back in front of her, she held something shiny and rounded. It was….

 

A glass of water?

 

“Taste this!” Haley yelled, shoving it in his face.

 

“No,” Sesshoumaru snarled.

 

Angered, she forced it down his throat. “How doe sit taste?”

 

“Like… water.”

 

“Good, now eat this!” Haley shoved cheeze into his mouth. “How is it?”

 

“Cheezey?”

 

“Yes… yes…” She held up a turtle. “Lick it.”

 

“No.”

 

“LICK IT!” Haley slammed his head into the turtle's shell, knocking Sesshoumaru out cold. “Dabbit, I'll just have to continue this later.”

 

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Woot! Stay tuned for the next spastic chapter of Dragon Ball Z! I mean, The Friends Story!