InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Frog Houshi ❯ The Nosy Houshi ( Chapter 1 )

AN: please go easy on me as this is my first attempt at humor.

Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, but I guess the plot is mine...

THE FROG HOUSHI

by MapleRose

I. The Nosy Houshi

"And the prince and princess lived happily ever after. The end." Kagome closed her book of fairytales. "Time to sleep now Shippo."

"Aw, can you read me another one? Please Kagome?" Shippo pleaded.

"I'll read you another one tomorrow. Right now it's time to sleep," the miko said sternly.

"That was a great story Kagome," Sango smiled.

"Thanks, you can borrow my book if you like," Kagome offered.

Sango blushed. "I, I can't read," she said softly.

"Oh, yeah. Sorry." Kagome's face was also red. "Don't worry, I'll read another story tomorrow. You should go to sleep too."

Sango nodded and closed her eyes. The stories from Kagome's time were wonderful. They were full of princesses, princes and enchantments. She fell asleep dreaming that she was the princess dancing with her prince Miroku…

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"Bye guys! Take care," Kagome said as she and Inuyasha got ready to jump into the well.

"But Kagome, who'll read us stories at night?" Shippo pouted. "Do you have to go?"

Kagome was going home to her time because she had what she called "important tests" to write. And Inuyasha was going with her to "help" her study. But Sango and Miroku thought he just wanted spend more time with her.

"Don't worry Shippo, I left my book here. You can look at the pictures while I'm gone." With that, she and Inuyasha jumped into the well.

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"I'm going for a walk Shippo," Miroku called to the kitsune who was pouring over Kagome's book looking at the pictures.

"Okay," he answered without looking up.

"Kirara, look after Shippo please," Miroku said to the fire cat. She gave him a look.

"What? I'm just going for a walk!" he tried to sound innocent. Kirara gave him an "I-know-where-you-are-going-and-don't-even-think-about-it look. She knew where and why he was going. It wasn't that hard to guess. Sango left minutes ago to take a bath. But the fire cat let him go anyway, she knew Sango would teach him a lesson.

As Miroku walked in the forest, he hummed a little tune. He knew that Sango would beat him up if she found out he was spying on her, but it would be worth it. Besides, why would she find out? He smirked as he almost reached the spot where Sango was bathing. He could see her clothes lying on the ground. All that separated him from the pond was a line of trees.

Suddenly, he heard a rustle in the bushes. He thought it was probably Sango, so he made a move to hide.

"Where do you think you're going? Running away eh?" a booming voice asked.

Miroku turned and saw a frog demon standing before him. Before he could react, the demon shot out a slimy substance from his mouth aimed directly at the monk. Then there was a flash of light…

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Sango wiped off her sword on the grass and glanced irritably at the dead body of the frog demon. "That takes care of you," she said to the carcass. She was annoyed that her bath was cut short but it. "You know, you're almost as bad as that monk, sneaking up to me when I'm bathing. Speaking of whom, I wonder where he is? Usually he'd shown up by now." Sango looked around for the monk but couldn't see him.

"Hey wait, what's this?" she mumbled to herself as she came upon a pile of dark violet and white robes not far from where she was bathing.

"Are these his?" she wondered. Yep, they were his. Tangled in the folds of the outer robe was his staff.

"Hmm, he must be taking a bath." She walked towards the camp quickly, deciding to leave him in peace.

how was that? please review and let me know!!

Inuyasha: that was terrible! I didn't even get to speak!
MR: I wasn't asking you! Besides, this is a Sango/Miroku story, so you're not the main character.
Inuyasha: feh!