InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Girl Next Door ❯ Evil Plan # 2 ( Chapter 15 )

A/N: Thanx for the reviews! This chapter is kinda funny. If you are MirSan fans, then this is your chapter. I still didn't get the spell check fixed so bear with me.

 

Disclaimer: If I did own InuYasha, which I don't, I would have made him confess his love for Kagome and Kill Kikyo with his sword.

 

Chapter 15: Evil Plan # 2: Mission: Sango and Miroku

 

Kagome sat on her bed, writing a new song, when Koga and Ayame barged in.

 

“Hey,” Ayame said flopping down on Kagome's bed next to her. Kagome closed her notebook and put her guitar in the closet.

 

“I'm sensing you're here for something.” Kagome took her seat back on her bed.

 

“Just to see how you were. Everyone was a bit bummed when you bailed on us. Especially, InuYasha.” Ayame told her, grinning.

 

“Hey, if Miroku and I known, we never would have invited him and her.” Koga finally spoke up.

 

“Know what?” Kagome asked. `He better not know or I will be burying one red headed wolf tonight.' She thought.

 

“You know, about InuYasha.” Koga answered. Kagome turned to glare, murderously, at Ayame.

 

“He's my boyfriend, it slipped.” Ayame giggled nervously. “Anyway, we came to check up on you and discuss Sango and Miroku.”

 

“It's obvious they like each other, but how can we get them together?” Koga asked.

 

“Okay, this will be trickier then when InuYasha and I got you two together.” Kagome thought aloud, forgetting she was supposed to be mad, because Koga and Miroku knew her secret.

 

“Wait. Hold the phone. You set us up?” Ayame asked.

 

“Yeah. You didn't figure that out?” The couple shook their heads, and Kagome moved on. “Anyway. Our first obstacle is getting Miroku to stop groping Sango. If he stopped that, I think Sango wouldn't be able to resist him.”

 

“I got it!” Koga shouted. “You see, my dad works for this electric shock therapy company…..” Koga began.

 

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Sango sat on her couch watching the movie `Independence Day' for the forty-seventh time. She was in a pair of blue jeans, her only pair that didn't have holes, and a quarter sleeve, black shirt that had their bands name on it, and a flaming hot pink, sacred, arrow.

 

The doorbell rang and her little brother, Kohaku, sped to the door to answer it. Sango hurried after him.

 

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Miroku stood on Sango's doorstep, psyched that she finally agreed to go out with him. Well, not so much her, but her friends agreeing for her. Oh well. He still got a date with Sango. The girl of his dreams.

 

Of course, Miroku would have been a little more comfortable if Koga, Ayame, and Kagome hadn't wired him and put those little round thingys all over his belly and chest. It was bad enough that they put them on him, but they were also watching him with a camera.

 

He wasn't exactly sure what would happen, but he wasn't supposed to grope Sango or something bad would happen. Very bad, and painful, according to the group, who was currently set up in Kagome's room.

 

It was a good thing the tiny camera, mic, and shock thingys were wireless. It would be pretty funny looking if they weren't.

 

Sango's little brother, Kohaku answered the door, grinning evilly.

 

“Hey Kohaku. Is Sango ready?” Miroku asked.

 

“Yeah, she's coming. I heard her and her friends talking on the phone, and Sango said you have a sweet ass. And Sota, Kagome's little brother, said he heard her talking to Kagome, and Sango told her that she has secretly had the hots for you since seventh grade.” Kohaku confided.

 

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Ayame, Koga, and Kagome broke into a fit of laughter. If only they could have seen Miroku's face.

 

“Did Sango really say that stuff?” Koga asked, holding his stomach.

 

“No we paid Kohaku to tell Miroku that.” Kagome said, between giggles. The group continued to laugh evilly.

 

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Sango came to the door and hit Kohaku in the back of the head. “I never said that!” She growled through clenched teeth.

 

“Why Sango, you look beautiful,” Miroku complimented, pulling a single white rose out form behind his back. Sango gasped in surprise and took the flower.

 

“Oh my god! Thank you so much!” Sango squealed in delight and ran off to put it in a vase full of water.

 

“So what else did she say about me?” Miroku asked Kohaku, who had been making gagging sounds. Kohaku perked up at his name and grinned evilly.

 

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“Good thinking with the rose, Kagome.” Ayame said.

 

“Yeah. Now I just wish it was a dozen roses.” Kagome laughed, imagining how Sango would have reacted then.

 

“Why white? I thought girls liked red.” Koga questioned.

 

“Girls don't always like red roses. Sango's favorite rose is white. She just prefers them that way. Ayame on the other hand, prefers pink roses.” Kagome explained. Ayame blushed, and Koga made a mental note of that.

 

“And what's your favorite?” Koga asked Kagome.

 

“Why?”

 

“Just in case we ever want to hook you up with someone.” Koga glanced towards InuYasha's room.

 

“Don't. Promise me you wont ever, EVER do that. Promise.” Kagome said, seriously.

 

“Okay, okay, I promise,” Koga promised. Kagome turned to Ayame.

 

“I promise, too.” Ayame added. The group got quiet and watched the TV screen, that held Sango and Miroku's date.

 

“Black. My favorite rose is black.” Kagome answered.

 

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Okay, let's go!” Sango said, reappearing in front of Miroku, interrupting the conversation between him and Kohaku.

 

“Okay, seeya Kohaku.” Miroku called as Sango shut the door behind her. His hand snaked around her waist, then slowly slid down.

 

SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!

 

`Oh, so that's what those alien-like thingys do.' Miroku thought in pain.

 

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“Ayame! You didn't have to hold the `zap' button for THAT long.” Koga scolded his girlfriend, who just laughed.

 

“Maybe it will teach him a lesson.” She suggested.

 

“Maybe it will deaden all his nerves so he can't ever do it again.” Koga tried not to smile, and act stern, but it was hard. Ayame was so bubbly and full of laughter.

 

“Problem solved!” Ayame shrieked happily, giving him an extra `zap' by accident. “Opps!”

 

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Later that night, after their dream date, Miroku walked Sango to her front door.

 

“Are you sure your okay?” Sango asked for the billionth time that night. Every time he groped her and she slapped him, the poor boy would start convulsing. She was afraid that she finally hit him so hard it knocked a screw loose.

 

“No need to worry my dear Sango. I'm fine.” Miroku assured her. He leaned in and pressed his lips to hers. His hand slowly made it's way to her butt, and for once she didn't mind…….

 

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!

 

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Koga and Kagome gapped at Ayame, who was still in control of the buzzer. She giggled nervously.

 

“I'm guessing I wasn't supposed to zap him that time,” Ayame laid down the zapper and innocently grinned.

 

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“What the hell was that?” Sango asked. Miroku rubbed his chest in pain. Quickly, in one motion, she pulled his shirt over his head and gasped. About six or seven electrodes covered Miroku's chest.

 

“Miroku, you better explain, now.” Sango threatened.

 

“Okay. Okay! It was all Koga, Ayame, and Kagome's idea. It was so I wouldn't grope you! I'm so sorry Sango!” Miroku apologized, handing over his tiny camera. Sango looked in it outraged.

 

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“Umm… I'm guessing we got caught.” Koga said cowering in fear with the girls in a corner. Sango's angry face had just come over the TV screen.

 

“Yea, guess so.” Kagome agreed.

 

“It was nice knowin ya'll.” Ayame buried her head in Koga's shoulder. Kagome grabbed her notebook and pencil.

 

“I'll leave my notebook and songs to Sango. I'll leave my Virgin to InuYasha since he gets a kick out of teasing me about it. My clothes will go to…ummm…..Sango.” Kagome quickly wrote out her will.