InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The hearts of Children! ❯ A billion question ( Chapter 8 )

Chapter eight: A billion question.

~~Author note: This is a short chapter since it does take a long while from the village to Sesshomaru's castle and back again. Though I wanted to add more lines for Miroku and Sango but then remember in this story Miroku and Sango are supporting characters so they aren't going to have a lot of lines. So, this is like a filler chapter. Oh well thanks for the reviews keep posting more please. Okay here your new chapter from me! ~~

[Chapter eight starts]

Rin: Inuyasha can Rin touch you're ears just once? Why are they twitching like that? Are your ears dirty? Are you sick? How fluffy are they?

They had only had just left Sesshomaru's castle and the girl had already had ask over a two-dozen questions. What amazed Inuyasha even more is that Sesshomaur allowed her to just keep talking and talking. She was driving him crazy! Also, the fact that Kagome so easily took a liking to the girl as well as the others, and all he could do is keep passing evil glances over toward Sesshomaru who seemed to be enjoying all this.

Sesshomaru although had his usual unemotional face on he was overall smiling in the inside to see Inuyasha in a steady stream of annoyance with Rin bought joy to his heart. Which is why he allowed her to travel ahead with Inuyasha and Kagome. The girl was proving more useful than he first expected unlike Jaken of course whose constant grumbling about having to work with his half-breed brother was getting on his nerve. Though one deep growl was all it took to get that Jaken to shut up for the rest of the trip.

Rin: Are we there yet Inuyasha? Is your castle as pretty as Sesshomaru-sama's? Do you even have a castle? Why are you shaking like that Inuyasha? Are you cold?

Inuyasha: why do you ask so many questions? (Avoiding any confrontation with Kagome more so than with Sesshomaru)

Rin: If you would answer them instead of just looking stupid then Rin wouldn't ask so many questions. Aren't you smart enough to be ask questions? Rin ask Sesshomaru-sama question all the time and he always answers them cause he's smart. ^^ He knows everything! Don't you know anything?

Inuyasha: Fine I answer all you questions then. (Trying to see if it would work) No, you can't touch my ears. No one touch my ears. They twitch because (looks at Kagome) that's what they do. No my ears aren't dirty, there aren't not fluffy at all, no we aren't there yet, I don't have a castle and I don't want one, I wasn't shaking and I'm not cold. There are you happy now kid?

Rin: Yes! ^^

Rin: I'm getting hungry. Do you have any food in that yellow bag Kagome-chan?

Kagome: I sure do Rin-chan!

Inuyasha: we don't have time for this!

Rin: why?

Inuyasha: because we have to get to the village.

Rin: Why?

Inuyasha: because I to see what's Kouga up to now.

Rin: Why?

Inuyasha: cause he's a dumbass wimpy wolf!

Kagome: Inuyasha…. Sit boy! I told stop cussing in font of her.

[Bam]

Rin: Wow Kagome-chan that a cool trick. How do you get him to do that? Can you teach Rin that one-day? (Runs over to Inuyasha) How does she get to do that Inuyasha? How big is this hole? How did you make a hole this big? Your not that weak after all Inu-chan.

Inuyasha: (getting out of his hole) Inu-chan? Listen kid I told you already just call me Inuyasha!

Rin: Why?

Inuyasha: because that all I want to be called!

Rin: why do you get confused if Rin calls you anything else? Don't you know your own name?

Inuyasha: No I don't get confuse if someone calls me anything else and yes I know my own name. I don't you stop asking questions if I answer them.

Rin: I never stop asking questions! ^^

Inuyasha: ah man! Kagome??

Kagome: Here Rin I think you like this. It's ramen! ^^

Rin: what ramen?

Kagome: Instant noodles.

Inuyasha: she can't have my ramen! (Grabs it from Kagome)

Rin: Why not? (Jumping up trying to get it)

Inuyasha: cause you can't! It mines!

Rin: No it's not its Kagome-chan's.

Inuyasha: All the ramen in the world is mine!

Sango: Inuyasha give it a rest let the Rin-chan have it already Kagome will make your own.

Inuyasha: No.

Miroku: Inuyasha give it too her now. Stop acting so childish.

Inuyasha: She not getting it.

Kagome: Inuyasha…. (Eye twitching)

Inuyasha: FINE! Here! I didn't want it any way. (Jumps in a tree in a foul mood.)

Rin: Rin wins! Thank you Sango-chan and Miroku-kun you made Inuyasha give up. (Starts eating) This is yummy Kagome's chan! Rin likes it!

Sesshomaru had been for the most part keeping his distant and watching in amusement. Inuyasha was too pathetic and so easily snared into any trick or trap. Which is one of the reasons why he hated being anything related to the half-breed. Also, this was the reason why he kept a slow pace and didn't care if they never got to the village for there wasn't a strong scent of blood so they could take their time.

Rin: Sesshomaru-sama! ^^ You have to try these noodles it so yummy! (Holding up her chopsticks)

Sesshomaru: I am not hungry. You finish it so we can get going.

Rin: Here Jaken you have some!

Jaken: EW! I don't want the same…. (Getting a mouth full of ramen in his mouth)

Rin: How does it taste Jaken? Its good isn't it?

Jaken: (swallowing) It's okay for human food. (He's lying)

Rin: You're so weird Jaken. (Runs back over towards Kagome-chan) I'm done!

Sango: She's so cute!

Miroku: If only she was a bit older… (Perverted grin)

Sango: DON'T THINK LIKE THAT YOU HENTAI!

[Bam]

Miroku: (rubbing the giant lump on his head) Now, now Sango I wasn't thinking anything about young Rin.

Sango: I know! You were thinking about an OLDER version.

Miroku: Ah, Sango don't be mad (taking her hands in his) I was also just thinking wouldn't it be nice if you bear us a child and that it would look just like Rin!

Sango: (anime angry mode) BEAR US A CHILD! YOU…. YOU! TAKE THIS!

Thus, Miroku was knocked across the forest and flew right pass Sesshomaru who neither blinked or flinched. Though Jaken was a bit shocked, Rin was giggling, and Kagome, Inuyasha, and Kirara just had sweat drops on their heads. Miroku wasn't going to live long enough to defeat Naraku and take care of his curse if he didn't stop harassing Sango.

Miroku: @_@ a man can dream can't he? (Falls unconscious)

Inuyasha: let get going. Miroku! We'll be at the village when you gain back your consciousness.

Rin: (ran over to Sango) wow you broke down three trees with Miroku-kun body! Your even stronger than Inuyasha! You should stay with Rin and Sesshomaru! Then if you bear Sesshomaru a child! Then it be ten times stronger than Inuyasha and could beat up Inuyasha if he tries to take Rin's ramen. ^^

Sango: (face is ten time as red as Inuyasha's coat) I er I don't think that will happen.

Rin: why not? Is it because you really like Miroku-kun?

Sango: (face is bright red like a shiny red balloon) Not like that Rin-chan! Now come on lets just ride on Kirara now! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! (laughs out nervously till Kirara takes flight)

Rin: (ignoring Sango) wow this fun Rin is flying! Yay!

Inuyasha: (in shock) Sango and Sesshomaru! Never!

Sesshomaru: Hmm why not? There is some truth in what Rin said.

At this, comment Inuyasha promptly fainted, Kagome started to laughing, Jaken was also feeling quite faint, as Miroku had a look of all out jealousy. No freaking way was he going to let Sesshomaru come and sweep Sango off her feet. Not that he was any competition with Sesshomaru but he worked so hard to make Sango his. Ignoring the monk constant steam of dirty looks, Sesshomaru gave a light cocky smirk and took off after towards the village.

Kagome: Sesshomaru may not be such a bad guy after all.

Inuyasha: (jumped back up and out of shock) WHAT! Kagome! Don't you start getting friendly towards that bastard!

Jaken: (Also out of his state of shock) HA, Milord would never let that psycho human woman never bear him a child! Or any other woman! I won't believe it! It would never happen! You were just joking right milord!?! Milord!?! (Sees that Sesshomaru is long gone) Oh no wait for me milord! (Takes off after Sesshomaru)

Inuyasha: idiot.

Kagome: lets get going already. You two.

Miroku: `He'll never take Sango! I won't let him!' Yeah lets go!

And with that, the three of them trailed after Sesshomaru, Jaken, and Sango, Rin, and Kirara. The group made good timing after all they arrived at the village by mid-afternoon. The villagers all took notice of Sesshomaru not like they had heard of him but they weren't quite sure if he was human or demon.

Inuyasha: hmm Kouga not around. That's a relief.

Sesshomaru: The wolves been left Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: I KNOW THAT. Kaede where are you?

Kaede wasn't in her hut at the time Kagome, Sango, and Rin went to check. Kaede had been tending to the sick, which is what she had been doing before the wolf demons came. Once she spotted Inuyasha, Kaede rushed to the meet them caution of Sesshomaru and Jaken.

Kagome: what that note in your hand Kaede?

Rin: Can Rin read it! Rin knows how to read good now!

[Chapter eight ends]

~~Author note: Well that's it for chapter eight. Don't think of Sesshomaru was OOC he was just trying to trick off both Inuyasha and Miroku for being well them! ^^ Next chapter Kaede tells the group what happen with her and the wolf demons. Oh yeah was thinking there a few authors who reply to their reviews at the end of each chapter, so I start doing that? Well let me know. I should have the next chapter up really soon I have already began typing it so expect to see it shortly! Thanks everyone for reading ~~