InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Highly Original InuYasha Dare Show ❯ The Ordeal Begins ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer:

Mandy: I own InuYasha, that I do.

Lawyers: ::hand Mandy a paper saying she's being sued::

Mandy: MEANIES! It's my one goal in life to own InuYasha and now you've ruined it. You suck flamingo. And I'll counter-sue you to get the legal rights to Miroku (ranked number one on my extensive bishie list).

Miroku: I feel used...cool.

Mandy: Since when is the word cool part of your vocabulary? I don't think they used that word in feudal Japan.

Miroku: ::quickly:: Yes they did.

Mandy: ::sigh:: Well fine, I don't own InuYasha but I own the "plot" for this thing. Yeah okay maybe this has no plot ::shrug:: but it's funny.

The Highly Original InuYasha Dare Show

Chapter One

The Ordeal Begins.

Scene: A big television studio complete with cameras and a live audience. Looks like your basic talk show set.

Mandy: Welcome to the "Highly Original InuYasha Dare Show". We will have original dares that I'm sure no one but my sick mind could come up with. Now to introduce our guests. ::snaps fingers and InuYasha characters magically *sparkly music* pop up::

InuYasha: ::holding tetsusaiga and looking around confused:: Where are we...

Mandy: You're at the "Highly Original InuYasha Dare Show". Now sit down and maybe I won't be forced to hurt you.

InuYasha: Feh. What could you do to me?

Mandy: ::snicker:: Care to find out? ::using mighty authoress powers she summons Double Key Blades::

InuYasha: ::blink:: ::ear twitch::

Mandy: oooooo. Can I touch your ears?

InuYasha: No.

Mandy: Please?

InuYasha: No.

Mandy: Pretty please?

InuYasha: No.

Mandy: Fine but I'll get you back, since you ruined my chance of achieving one of my life goals.

InuYasha: Touching my ears was one of your life goals?!

Mandy: Okay now on with the show. The rules are that anyone in the audience (meaning reviewers) can send in a Truth or Dare question. Since this is the first show, I shall make them up. You can also ask me to add characters from other animes/video games to make things interesting. And other guests may dare other guests.

The characters we have present today are Miroku, InuYasha, Kagome, Kikyou, Naraku (also known as monkey boy), Sesshomaru (I refer to him as Fluffy), Sango, Shippou, Jaken ::kicks him across a field::,, and Rin.



Kagome: ::looking around and stares at Kikyou who has been smiling mischievously since Mandy said they could dare other guests:: I don't like this...

Mandy: Look at my face. Do I look like I care?

Kagome: ::stares at the ground:: No.

Botan (from YuYuHakusho): ::pops out of nowhere:: BINGO!

Everyone: ::stare::

Mandy: Alrighty then. Let's start. ::walks over to a random audience member:: Do you have any ideas.

Audience member: YEP! I say you lock Miroku in a room with all the girls for a day. And the girls aren't aloud to hit him.

Kagome and Kikyou: ::sweat drop::

Sango: NO! I refuse! Anything but that.

Miroku: ::puts an arm around Sango with a stupid grin:: Aw, come on. I'm not that bad.

Sango: ::glare:: Yes, you are.

Mandy: ::opens a door and shoves everyone inside:: Have fun!

::from inside the room muffled shouting of the word "hentai" can be heard.::

Mandy: Sounds like good party in there.

InuYasha: That monk is going to pay if he touches Kagome.

Mandy: Jealous?

InuYasha: NO!

Mandy: Sure.....

InuYasha: ::Sweat drop::

Mandy: Okay! Next dare! ::walks over to another audience member:: What do you want them to do?

Audience Member: I say Kagome has to take InuYasha to Pets Mart on a leash.

Mandy: Well Kagome is a little preoccupied with trying not be groped by a certain monk. But in this case we can save her. ::snaps fingers and Kagome is back in the studio::

Kagome: ::falls to her knees gasping for air:: Thank...god....

Mandy: Guess what? You get to take InuYasha to Pets Mart on a leash!

Kagome: Cool!

Mandy: ::snaps fingers and a leash appears around InuYasha's neck::

InuYasha: What the hell!!? Now way! I'm not doing this!

Mandy: Yes you are.

InuYasha: BITCH! ::jumps at Mandy preparing to kill her::

Kagome: SIT!

*THUD*

InuYasha: ::muffled curses from his eight foot crater::

Mandy: ::pats him on the head:: Good doggy!

InuYasha: ::looks up at her and growls::

Mandy: Uh-oh, someone needs a rabies shot.

Kagome: ::Holding back laughter::

Mandy: ::shoves toothpaste in InuYasha's mouth and takes a picture:: AAAHHHHHHH MAD DOG! MAD DOG! SOMEONE HELP!

InuYasha: ::spits out toothpaste:: Your worse then Kikyou.

Mandy: Did I pin you to a tree for 50 years? By the way that toothpaste really cleared up your bad breath. If I didn't know better I'd say you've been eating dog treats.

InuYasha: ::sweatdrop and mutters::...bitch



Mandy: Well off to Pets Mart we go. ::snaps fingers and her, InuYasha, and Kagome are transported to Pets Mart::

Kagome: ::Standing there holding the leash that's attached to InuYasha neck::

InuYasha: ::to Mandy:: You're going to pay for this.

Mandy: I doubt that dog boy. Well walk around.

::They all start walking around and Mandy sees Mel a fellow InuYasha lover::

Mandy: MEL!

Mel: MANDY!

Mandy: You wanna help me humiliate InuYasha characters?

Mel: Sure, why not.

InuYasha: Great two of them.

Mel: ::bursts out laughing when she sees InuYasha::

Little Boy: ::walks over to InuYasha and Kagome:: What's wrong with your dog? Why does he look like a person?

Kagome: He's mutated. I was the only one kind enough to take him in.

InuYasha: Kagome!

Little Boy: Does he do any tricks.

Kagome: ::nod:: SIT!

*THUD*

InuYasha: &^!^%#%!@@#*!(@!)!*@)!*)@*!)(#@#@&

Little boy: O.O ::scarred for life::

Mandy: That's enough out of you muck mouth! You've now lost your sword priveleges. ::snaps fingers and the Tetsusaiga materializes in her hands:: And if you keep being a bad dog I'm going to have to give this to Shesshomaru!

Mel: ::sniffle:: Where's Miroku?

Mandy: Locked in a room with Kikyou and Sango.

Mel: I WANNA BE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH HIM!--I mean...

Mandy: :;pats shoulder:: It's alright, we all want that.

InuYasha: I don't.

Mandy: Did I say you could talk?! I'm still mad at you for not letting me touch your ears. Which is basically why I've been so mean to you.

InuYasha: Fine then. If you'll stop torturing me I'll let you touch my ears.

Mandy: Really?! ::insanely large grin::

InuYasha: ::sigh:: Yeah.

Mandy: YAY! ::runs over and touches his ears::

InuYasha: ::after 5 minutes of Mandy grabbing his ears and 3 of Mel:: STOP IT ALREADY! They're going numb.

Mel: Geeze, someone needs some anger management.

Mandy: ::Holding a box of cocoa puffs:: Anyone want any?

InuYasha: ::sniff:: Those smell good

Mandy: Want some? ::holds out box::

InuYasha: ::walks over and eats some:: These are pretty good.

Mandy: ::Pulls another box out of the Cocoa Puffs box to reveal a KIbbles and Bits box::

InuYasha: ::spits out the dog food:: Wench! ::starts chasing her but Kagome has a good grip on his leash still and he ends up being pulled back mid-air::

Mandy: ::backs up a little:: SOrry, I know I said i was gonna be nice now, but I couldn't resist.

InuYasha: Of course not -_-

Mandy: Well let's get back to the dare show again and see how Miroku and the girls are doing. ::snaps fingers and they're back at the studio::

Mel: ::walks over and opens the door to the room they were in::

Miroku: ::walks out with a rather satisfied grin on his face:: Best day of my life...

Sango: ::walks out wide-eyed:: My butt, it's gone numb....::falls to the ground::...the groping, the groping....it never ends.

Mandy: What did you do to her?

Miroku: ::grin:: Nothing...

InuYasha: ::glare:: I'm surprised you didn't touch Rin...

Miroku: I'm not a child molester!

InuYasha: Feh!

Miroku: It saddens me to see you look at me that way, InuYasha.

InuYasha: Quit the crap, Miroku.

Miroku: I don;t know what you're talking about.

Kikyou: ::finally walks out of the room:: My butt will never be the same again! And for that you must die! ::takes out a bow and arrow and shoots it directly at Miroku::

Miroku: WIND TUNNEL! ::removes the prayer beads and sucks up the arrow and half of the audience::

Mandy: Miroku! You killed the audience!

Miroku: I am deeply sorry. It was an "accident".

Kagome: I think he just sucked up my cat...

::from Miroku's wind tunnel a distant meow can be heard::

Everyone: ::stare::

Miroku: Sorry Lady Kagome.

Kagome: Its alright, Buyo was kind of annoying anyways.

Kenshin: ::pops out of nowhere:: That he was! ::disappears::

Mandy: ::stares at the remaining half of the studio:: Well that's all for this show. We need to get some more audience members, since SOMEONE sucked them up in a wind tunnel, that just happens to be on his hand. But we still love him because he's cute.

Mel: Yes, very cute.

Mandy: Well come back soon for more fun with the "HIGHLY ORIGINAL INU YASHA DARE SHOW!"

Mel: Next show Jaken's deepest, darkest secret will be revealed...and someone gets sold into slavery! You know you can't miss that.

Mandy and Mel: Ja ne!

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Okay that's it. I think that was pretty good for my first dare show. Please review and give me ideas for dares or truth questions. I think I might do a show where they just ask each other questions and they have to tell the truth or they'll be punished with a dare.