InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Huge Book of Fairy Tales...Sort of ❯ King Thurshbeard...Sort of: Part 3 ( Chapter 13 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

AN: Hello my lovely, beautiful readers. I’m sorry I forgot to tell you guys I was leaving, completely slipped my mind. (To all you Germans out there you have a really beautiful country) Well, good news is that I didn’t die over there and I can still write! Yay!

Nothing to it but to do it- Hey, I was already planning on doing that. Great minds think alike I guess. And instead of the bed being so small they fall out, how about it’s so small they have to sleep on top of each other! (Mwhahahahaha!) Though falling out of bed would be a good start to their first night together.

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Cat- Thank you! Hope the rest is as good as the first two parts.

Kurimuson Chishio- Thanks, and if I have anything to say about it Sess is going to do the smelliest job I can think of! (And I have the right to say anything about it because this is MY fic! Oh yeah, go me!)

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Here’s how last chapter ended-

Finally she stopped and looked back at him. “Well Sesshomaru, welcome to your new home for the next two months.”
...Somewhere
The boys started to laugh so hard tears rolled down their cheeks at the look on Sesshomaru’s face when he first caught sight of the house.
“Sesshomaru is going to kill himself before even a week is through!” Inuyasha roared between tears.
“Oh Kami, I’m going to die.” Miroku muttered as he rocked himself back and forth

And now...King Thrushbeard...Sort of Part 3

Disclaimer- I DON’T OWN INUYASHA DAMN IT!



Sesshomaru and Rin~

“That’s your...house?” Sesshomaru bit out, feeling the blood drain from his face.
Rin looked back at him, annoyed, “Yeah, what’s wrong with it?”
“It’s so...small.” He explained, almost sounding horrified. “It’s not even as big as one of my stables. And what’s that building over there?”
“It’s my outhouse.” Rin gritted.
“You don’t have plumbing inside your home? How...primitive.” Sesshomaru’s lip curled.
“I don’t live in some fancy palace like you do, alright?” Rin snarled. “Come on, let’s go.”
“Are you sure both of us will fit inside?” Sesshomaru asked.
“Yes I’m sure.” she growled. “Can you stop whining for five seconds?”
Sesshomaru stopped dead and slowly turned to spear her with a cold glare. “This Sesshomaru does not whine.”
Rin rolled her eyes, “This Rin doesn’t care what you Sesshomaru thinks you don’t do. Unless you Sesshomaru wants to sleep outside tonight you Sesshomaru will stop complaining about this Rin’s home.” she shot back.
He almost snarled at her before catching himself and slightly lifted his nose into the air. He regally made his way past her to the front door, ignoring how she was gritting her teeth together and clenching her fists.
She tried to see her house in his eyes as she trailed behind him and still couldn’t see what was wrong with it. It was small and didn’t have an inside toilet. Big deal. It was still a very nice one room cottage with a small garden out front and a little river/pond running though the corner of the property. It wasn’t her fault if he couldn’t appreciate the small things in life.
Still, she hoped it would turn out he was allergic to the herbs and flowers she used for air fresher and would have to sleep in the outhouse.
She snickered evilly as she caught up to him while he was glaring at the door.
He turned to glare at her, “The doorway is low.”
Rin blinked innocently at him. “Is it? I’ve never noticed.”
He barely caught himself from growling back and bent down to walk in, Rin skipping happily behind him.
He straightened and scowled at the ceiling when it brushed his head.
“Now what? Don’t tell me my ceiling insulted you.” Rin said, irritated after she saw his face.
He didn’t bother to look at her and started to walk deeper into the room, “Your ceiling is-“
His breath left him as he walked face first into a glass ball hanging from the ceiling. He swatted at it and winced when Rin shrieked and scrambled to catch it.
“Watch it! Don’t break my witch balls!”
“Witch balls?” he asked, trying not to rub his face.
She held it up so he could look at the pretty glass ball speckled with colors.
“My witch balls. They draw all the negative enegry out of a room. I have a few of them. Though with all the negative enegry you’re bringing in I probably need a few more.” she added under her breath as she carefully replaced it.
“What was that?”
She smiled brightly, “Nothing.”
His eyes swept the room, being careful not to move until he found the rest of her ‘witch balls’. She had a few blue, purple, and pink ones hanging in the corners of her house, one in front of her fireplace and another one hanging in front of the window.
Finding them all he looked around his new home for the next two months and grimaced to himself.
“How could a fiddler like you afford glass?” he asked.
“A few were gifts from parents of the students my mother taught and the rest are payments I got for my playing.” she said absentmindedly as she examined the glass sphere for cracks.
“If your patrons are that rich they should have just gotten you a new home instead of glass balls.” he remarked.
Rin stiffened, “My home is just fine! It’s small, not disease ridden, not filled with rats, not falling apart, it’s just small! If it’s to small for you, you can go sleep outside where there’s plenty of room!” she screamed. “Actually the more I think of it the more I like it! I can build you a little dog house all there and there’s an outhouse open twenty-four hours a day in case you get thirsty, you stupid dog!”
She glared at him one last time before turning sharply on her heel and slamming the door behind her. He heard a muffled scream behind the wooden door before Rin hit it back open and stalked back over to him.
“What the hell am I doing? This is MY house and I’m not the one who’s going to be chased out of it!” she roared as she pushed him out the door and locked it behind him.
Sesshomaru looked at the door, his mouth hanging wide open and his eyes wide.
No one, especially some weak human girl, had ever dared to treat him that way. Not unless they had a death wish.
Rin was either incredibly brave or stupider then Inuyasha.
Now that he though about it...it was kind of a turn on that his bitch had enough guts to scream like that in his face.
Now if she had been beneath him and begging it would have been a lot hotter.
One thing was for certain. Any make up sex with her would be the best he ever had in his life.
He couldn’t wait to hold her down and drag his tongue between her breasts as his tail slipped between her- wait what the HELL was he thinking?
He couldn’t want to do that with a human! He was Lord Sesshomaru, Heir to the Western Throne.
It would be beneath him to want a human sexually, even if she looked like an angel when she played the fiddle or had the prettiest black hair he’s ever seen and wanted to rub himself all over it.
Though...in human terms she was his wife. So technically he could do whatever he wanted to her and not be thought weak.
And could he really let his bitch- his wife- the stupid human he was bound to- push him around without getting punished?
If he let her get away with that he really would be seen as weak.
So he squared his shoulders and put his hand firmly on the door and pushed it open, ignoring the lock like it wasn’t even there.


Somewhere~

“When did my son get so spoiled? Rin’s right, the house really isn’t that bad.” Inu no Taisho pointed out as he watched his older son sneer at his ‘wife’s’ home.
Inuyasha snorted. “What are you talking about? That place is small as hell!”
Miroku moaned when Rin told Sesshomaru to stop whining, “I should be picking out grave stones about now, shouldn’t I?”
“I wouldn’t start yet Miroku, did you see that snarl he almost made? She’s really affecting him!” Inu no Taisho beamed.
“Yeah he might actually thank you for tricking him into a fake marriage with a queen who’s pretending to be a peasant to get him.” Inuyasha said with a straight face.
Father and son looked at each and burst out laughing. “Thank you. Right.” Inu no Taisho forced out between chuckles.”
“Stop whimpering ‘Roku, I can’t hear what they’re saying.” Inuyasha complained.
Miroku gasped, “Did you see him walk into that?” he asked shocked.
Inu no Taisho groaned while Inuyasha started laughing again. “And all this time I thought he had my grace and poise.” Inu no Taisho said sadly.
“Right now he has as much grace and poise as a walrus stuffed into a dress and put on a tightrope!” Inuyasha mocked as he took a 20,289,380 helping of Ramen.
Inu no Taisho winced, “Come on Sess, do you have a death wish?” his father groaned after he insulted her house again.
Inuyasha chuckled darkly, “I get to watch Sess get beat up by a girl! Be a man Miroku and stop crying, your death won’t be that painful. I’ll make sure Kag slips you some poisonous herb before Sess shows up to remove your head from your body.” Inuyasha reassured him.
Inuyasha chocked on his Ramen, Miroku cried louder and even Inu no Taisho looked scared.
“Oh Kami, she’s pissed.” Inu no Taisho said, looking worried.
Inuyasha gasped, “Hey! I don’t know about you but I’m feeling just a little bit insulted here! We’re royal dog lords of the West, we DO NOT drink out of the toilet!”
They gasped again when Rin stormed back into her house and pushed- pushed- Sesshomaru out.
“...do you think we should go save her?” Inuyasha broke the shocked silence as half the screen spilt in half to show Rin pacing and throwing things on one side, and an shocked, confused and pissed off Sesshomaru on the other.
“Now, just wait a minute Yash, look at his face.” Inu no Taisho said, holding up his hand for silence.
They stared at Sesshomaru while he actually let emotions be displayed on his face.
“Now you see that look right there? That’s one of those possessive, hungry, I- want-to-fuck-her-senseless looks that means instead of being angry enough to rip her head off, he wants to show her sexually who’s boss. It also means’s he likes her enough that he wants to teach her in a way that’s pleasurable to them both not to screw with him. It also shows he recognizes her as his bitch, which is what we want.” Inu no Taisho explained in a lecturing voice.
Miroku found himself starting to raise his hand before he realized what he was doing and jerked it down, “Why does she have to be his bitch? That’s not how Sango and I are.”
“Sesshomaru is a powerful dog demon at the very top of his social class. He’s stronger then her physically and socially so that automatically makes him dominant in their relationship. Now I don’t even want to think about your relationship with Sango but I’m guessing she likes to be in control all the time, am I right?”
“Sort of, we take turns.”
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and snorted. “Fucking pansy.” he scoffed.
“Well Sess is a dog demon and that’s just how males see their mates. As their bitches.” Inu no Taisho explained, ignoring his son.
“Now see here, he’s angry with himself for feeling that way. Knowing Sess, he thinks he’s above humans and therefore should be above wanting them. But at the same time he’s thinking about something that’s softening him towards her. To him, she’s not just the human he despises, but a human he’s bound to in a human term of marriage. So he wants to be weak on that point but...oh there he goes.” Inu no Taisho said relived as Sesshomaru broke down the door.
“Thank Kami, I was afraid he was going to pass his chance up.” Inuyasha sighed.
“...are we really going to watch them have sex?” Miroku asked.
“Hell no, we’re just going to make sure Sess doesn’t kill her and then we’ll go another room while they do their thing.” Inuyasha soothed.
“Ok, shut up he’s about to make his move!” Inu no Taisho cheered. “Go son!”

Sesshomaru and Rin~

Rin whirled around as Sesshomaru broke down her door and angrily stepped inside.
“You jerk! You broke my door!” she yelled glaring at the pieces lying on the floor.
“You pushed this Sesshomaru out.” he growled, “Then actually thought you could keep him out with a weak piece of metal. It’s not this Sesshomaru’s fault you have such foolish ideas.”
“Will you quit it with that damn ‘this Sesshomaru’ junk? I already know who you are you idiot!”
Sesshomaru stiffened. “You dare to call this Sesshomaru an idiot?”
“Well people who refer to themselves in third person are usually pompous morons!” Rin shot back.
Sesshomaru growled under his breath before storming up to her and slamming his mouth down on hers, his hand coming down hard on the back of her neck. Rin gasped when his tongue roughly dragged itself across the seam of her lips and took advantage of her open mouth by plunging inside. Rin’s hands clutched his shoulders as his free hand slowly started to travel down her spine and settled on her lower back.
Rin’s head swam and she pressed herself against him. His kiss was brutal, possessive and his tongue was so far down her mouth it was like he was trying to claim every inch of her. She shouldn’t like this, shouldn’t give into him.
But...
Sesshomaru broke away with one last hard suck on her bottom lip, gazing into her eyes deeply.
“Can a mere ‘moron’ do that?”
Rin burst into tears.
“You stupid jerk! You took my first kiss to make a point?” she sobbed harder.
“That was your first kiss?” he asked, starting to feel desperate.
She nodded, afraid to look at him. “You stole my first kiss because you were mad!” she wailed.
“No, it wasn’t like that.” Sesshomaru’s lips pressed together when he realized he was begging, but tightened his arms around her when she tried to jerk away.
His tail slid around her and wrapped her in a comforting embrace as he pressed her face into the crook of his neck.
“Rin-“ he tried to say but trailed off when she wouldn’t listen.
“Rin, please stop crying.” He asked, his tail starting to rub her back soothingly.
She shook her head and pressed her face harder into his neck.
“Rin.” he said, his voice going unexpectedly soft, “look at me.”
When she still refused, he put his fingers under her chin and lifted her head up to meet his gaze, before gently placing his lips over hers.
This time, he took his time, slowly tracing her lips before moving in to sweep her mouth. His tongue gently grazed hers as his fingers slipped into her hair.
He left her mouth and he kissed her tears away before looking at her.
“Is that better?”
Wordlessly she nodded.
“Now do you want to show me where we’re sleeping?” he asked softly.
“Can you wait to ask me anything until my brain finishes melting?” she asked breathlessly.
He chuckled softly before letting go of her.
“...where we’re sleeping?” Rin asked darkly when she could think again.
He looked innocently at her, “Well we are husband and wife. Shouldn’t we sleep together?”
She blushed until she saw the almost teasing light in his eyes
(Almost teasing light? Is he teasing me?)
She narrowed her eyes at him, “You don’t really want to sleep next to me, do you?”
He blinked, “What do you think?”
“That you couldn’t even if you wanted to because I have a cot, not a bed.” she explained jerking her head back to where a tiny little cot sat pressed against the wall.
Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes dangerously at the innocent little cot.
Rin stepped in front of him quickly, “Stop glaring at my poor bed before you set it on fire.”
“Your ‘bed’ as you call it, has nothing to fear from my gaze. My claws however...”
“Just leave my bed alone! What could it have possibly done to you?” Rin asked exasperated.
“It’s small and there’s only one.”
Rin rolled her eyes and walked over to a chest, “Fine since I won’t dare and ask you to rough it, you can have the bed and I’ll sleep on the floor.” she offered as she pulled blankets out.
He cautiously walked towards the bed and slowly sat down.
Rin jerked around when she heard a loud crack and something heavy hit the floor.
She dropped the blankets and brought her hand up to hide her smile when she saw Sesshomaru laying among the ruins of her bed with a slightly dazed and shocked expression on his face.
She chocked and tried frantically to turn her laughter into coughing when Sess turned to glare at her, dust settling over him and his clothing.
“You have dust in your hair, there’s a stream out front if you need it. I’ll just make a bed for you down here.” Rin said, sounding strangely strained.
He gracefully got to his feet and with one last look just daring her to laugh in front of him, regally walked out the door.
Rin collapsed to the floor, laughing so hard she was afraid she would spilt something open.
“Is something amiss?” Sesshomaru asked coldly from the other side of the door.
“No, no, just thought of something funny.” Rin chocked out, wiping away a few tears.
Sesshomaru came back in a few minutes later, his hair and clothes damp as Rin was finishing up making their beds.
Sesshomaru eyed them with some distaste, “Why are they so far apart?”
Rin spun around and glared at him, “If you don’t like them, then fix them yourself! What is it with you and complaining? First you complain about the bed being to small and now the blankets are to far apart! Make up your mind!”
He gazed at her unblinkingly, “How do those things have any relevance to each other?”
“Well they...I mean...there’s plenty...they just do!” she finished finally, throwing in another glare before stalking off three feet to the kitchen.
“I’m going to get dinner started, I need you to get some meat.” she looked over her shoulder at him, “Can you hunt or do you need money to go buy some?” she asked insultingly.
He sent her an ice cold look, “I can hunt.” he said coldly as he walked out the door.

...Somewhere~

The boys stared in shocked silence as Sesshomaru ravaged Rin’s mouth.
“Wow...” Inuyasha said finally. “I didn’t think he had it in him.”
Inu no Taisho started to whistle and clap his hands, “That’s mah boy, Sess!” he cheered.
“Now that was just perfect, you see how she’s clinging to him?” Miroku asked admiringly.
“He really does have hormones!” Inuyasha said, shocked.
They all winced after Sesshomaru broke the kiss and made that last...comment.
“He’s so dead, there’s no way Rin’s gonna let him live.” Inuyasha said.
Inu no Taisho shook his head, “Oh Sesshomaru, and you raised such hopes in me.” he said sadly.
Inuyasha groaned, “Great now she’s crying. I don’t wanna watch this! Can’t we change the channel?”
Inu no Taisho held up his hand, “Not so fast Inuyasha. Do you see how he’s responding to her? He’s upset she’s crying.”
Inuyasha rolled his eyes, “Who wouldn’t be upset she’s crying? The wench is the loudest baby I’ve ever heard!” he whined.
“Shut up Inuyasha.” Inu no Taisho and Miroku said in unison.
“Why do I have this sudden urge to go ‘aww’ and squeal?” Miroku asked after Sess softly kissed Rin.
“Because you’re secretly a woman trapped in a man’s body?” Inuyasha` grumbled and ducked when Miroku chucked a bowl at his head.
Miroku moaned again, “What is Sesshomaru thinking?”
Inuyasha shook his head, “I think Sess is bi, dad.”
“I don’t understand it, how could he just let her go like that? He could have been sleeping right next to her, it would have been easy to throw a arm across her, spoon against her back and pray it led to more.” Inu no Taisho muttered.
They stilled as a crash echoed in the room.
“Oh Kami...” Inu no Taisho said before they burst out laughing.
“Look at his face!” Inuyasha said hysterically.
“He’s going to kill me, if the other times weren’t enough, this is the final straw for him.” Miroku said in horror as Sess sat among the broken pieces of Rin’s bed.
“Now that’s just insulting. Sess is a spoiled, cold, prince, but’s he’s not some invalid who can’t provide for himself and his family.” Inu no Taisho defended after they watched in actual silence for a few moments.
Inuyasha snorted, “Sure he is. I bet you five yen he hasn’t caught any meat by the time we get back from dinner.”
“Deal.” Inu no Taisho said, believing the best of his son.
“Come on, let’s go enjoy one of Miroku’s last meals.” Inuyasha said cheerfully as he got up and walked out the door, leaving Miroku whimpering behind him.

Rin and Sess~

Dinner was silent as Rin and Sesshomaru glared at each other. Rin guessed Sesshomaru was still feeling a little sore about her last statement since he came through the door with a huge buck- skinned and his horns clutched in Sesshomaru’s hand- slung across his shoulder. Rin was just annoyed about how much he complained.
“Make sure that meat is cooked enough.”
“I hope you dust your ‘home’ regularly.”
“These blankets are to thin.”
“Those blah blah blah.” He was driving her insane!
Just wait until she put him to work tomorrow. Mwhahaha.
“Are you almost done?” Rin asked, breaking the silence.
He just looked at her.
Rin rolled her eyes, “When you’re done, scape the bones off the dish outside and leave it in the tray to soak. I have to go really fast and ask a friend for a job for you.”
He glared at her, “You expect this Sess- me to work for a peasant?”
She glared back, “Darlin’ you’re married to one, get over it. And I don’t make enough money to support both of us, you have to chip in to.” She picked up a shawl that was lying on a windowsill and wrapped it around her. “I’ll be right back.”
“I forbid you to go, it’s nightfall.” Sesshomaru commanded.
“Oh wow, that’s going to convince me.” she said sarcastically. “What are you worried about anyway? I would think you would be praying that some animal would come and eat me up. You wouldn’t be tied to a peasant anymore.” she said bitterly before opening the door and stepping out.
Sesshomaru stayed where he was, realizing she was right and he shouldn’t be worried.
But after all the annoyance and irritation she caused him, the only person who was going to ‘eat her up’ would be him.
So silently he stood up and walked though the door.

Half an Hour Later~

Rin drew her shawl closer around her, sighing in relief as she walked back home. Thank Kami Hojo had agreed to find Sesshomaru something to do, she didn’t know what she’d do with him otherwise.
She just hoped Sesshomaru behaved himself and didn’t do something bad like insulting Hojo or slicing his head off.
She sighed again. Maybe this whole marriage thing was a bad idea. It might have been better to have gotten Sesshomaru to court her, but damn it, did he really expect she would let him get away with that ‘worthless peasant’ comment just because she loved him?
Wait...love him?
Well sure she had a crush on him but they hadn’t spent enough time together for it to turn to love, right?
...oh crap. Maybe there had been.
No it wasn’t possible, it just couldn’t happen. The only sides of Sesshomaru she had seen was a cold, spoiled prince who despised anyone lower then him.
But then he saved her, teased her, kissed her and was worried about her.
If only that idiot would make up his mind and decide if he was a jerk or not. Maybe it would be easier to decide if she really loved him or not.
Who was she kidding? She loved that handsome, sweet, whinny baby.
Wait, no she didn’t. She couldn’t, it’s to soon.
And while Rin warred with herself, she never saw the demon coming before it was to late.



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