InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The InuInfoNet ❯ The Party, Part I ( Chapter 5 )
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By: Starlight Vixen 
Episode Five.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Romance / Fantasy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.03.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 166 | Status: Completed
Episode Five.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Romance / Fantasy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.03.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 166 | Status: Completed
(note: we at the InuInfoNet do not support underage drinking, despite what this may suggest. This isn't real [despite what some may want to believe], so tipsy hanyous, drinking contests, and one really OOC Sango are ok here. And Inuyasha may seem a bit OOC, but that is OKAY because we at the IIN LOVE waffy InuKago scenes. Enjoy!)
The Inuyasha Information Network Proudly Presents. . .
Your Daily News
Your Hosts are:
Kiki, Besa, Kagami, and Jessim
-Start Episode 5- Party, Part One-
*screaming fans everywhere outside*
*obviously the party hasn't started, cameras are recording inside.*
Kiki: Hello I am Reporter Kiki, at the opening of the party.
Besa: And I am Reporter Besa, also at the party
Kiki: Ooooh, is this a party? Where? When? Do we get presents?
Besa: *is tempted to smack Kiki* No, we do not get presents *sweatdrop* This isn't a birthday party. . .
Kiki: Oh. *sad face* Well anyway, who did we invite?
Besa: The lucky people who were invited are. . . Miroku, Sango, Kagome, Inuyasha, Kagura, Kouga, and various other peons who don't really matter that much anyway. Shippou's also here, but that is because he was Kiki's birthday present
Kiki: *baby voice* Come here, Shippo. . . *picks him up and cuddles him*
Besa: Kiki, don't forget that you're also supposed to preserve his "innocence" if Miroku and Sango get it o-. . .ummm. . . anything happens. It even says so in his rulebook. *whips out book and points to page 35*
Kiki: Um, okay. *talks to Shippo* now, Shippo I'm going to have to put you in my room. You can play with my other stuffed animals. Okies?
Shippou: Yes of course. *huggy*
Kiki: *runs away then comes back shortly without Shippo.* There
Besa: Okay. Now we can commence in our plan mentioned in Episode two. . . *evil laugh*
Kiki: Besssa, you're scaring me
Besa: Really? Moi? *innocent, confused look*
Kiki: Well, anyway, on with our plan! *marches off* Lalalalalalalalala M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!!!!! MICKEY MOUSE MICKEY MOUSE LALALALALALALA!!!!!
Besa: Okay, we need to talk to the bartender here. . . let him know who Miroku and Sango are. . .
Kiki: *turns head back* Huh?
Besa: Remember, part of this plan involves getting Miroku and Sango drunk? The bartender, who funnily enough looks a lot like Satoshi, needs to know whose drinks to spike
Kiki: Oh, okay. *goes up to bartender with detective music following her* Ahem... Do you know anything about these two people? *shows picture of Miroku being smacked by Sango*
Bartender: What are you talking about, Kiki?
Kiki: How do you know my name?! {dun dun duuuuun}
Bartender: *raises eyebrow* Kiki, it's me, Satoshi
Kiki: Oh. *laughs nervously* Well, spike Miroku and Sango's drinks, alright? *walks off*
Satoshi: Why didn't she say that in the first place? Stupid girl. . . *mutters something that sounds like "why do I like her again?"*
Kiki: HEY, I HEARD THAT!!!! So are we still on for Thursday?
Satoshi: Maybe. . .
Kiki: Please? *puppy dog look*
Satoshi: Okay, but only if you act like a NORMAL PERSON when we're in public
Kiki: Of course *smiles*
Satoshi: Fine then. *turns* Besa? Can you and Kiki go check the music? It should be all set up with the CDs, but you guys should check out the selection before anyone gets here.
Besa: Okay.
Kiki: *goes over to CD’s*
Besa: Oh, cool, "Wind" is here. . .*takes "Wind" CD and puts it in the boom box. Instrumental version of "Fukai Mori" starts playing*
Kiki: *dances around*
Satoshi: Get down here, you guys! People are showing up!
Kiki: Right. *goes outside* Hello everybody! *grins* And welcome to THE PARTY OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!
*fans screaming*
Kiki: Anything to add, Besa?
Besa: Ummm. . .OH YEAH!! We have a few ground rules. One: NO FIGHTING UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!
Kiki: Yes, that is definitely a good one. . . Two: NO DEAD EX-GIRLFRIENDS!!!
Besa: Three: No getting anybody drunk on purpose, though you can have drinking contests *snicker*
Kiki: Yes. *whispers to Besa* oh and Besa that rule doesn't apply for us
Besa: *whispers back* Of course! *normal voice* Four: No preppies allowed!
Kiki: Five: NO MONKEY PAJAMAS!
Besa: Six: Absolutely, positively, NO HOJOS ALLOWED!!!
Kiki: Oh, you said it sister
Besa: Seven: Please, if you want a different song played, ask us. Me, Satoshi, and Kagami, who will be fashionably late, are the only ones who know how to work our music system
Kiki: That is true. . .
Inuyasha: Feh! Can we come in now?!
Kiki: OH YES! *unclips velvet rope and nods to the bouncers* COME IN COME IN!!!! ITS PARTY TIME!!!! OH AND KEEP THIS PG! UM, WELL, MAYBE PG-13 OR MAYBE...
*nobody is listening to her*
Kiki: FINE THEN!!!
Kagome: Wow, this is cool. . .* drags Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sango to a table in back*
Kouga: Now, where is my woman? *apparently has seen neither Kagome nor episode 2*
Inuyasha: *who is apparently half-drunk already goes up to Kagome and starts kissing her while Kouga looks on* Huh? *has apparently sobered up and pulls away from Kagome* WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!?!?
Kagome: *flustered* Umm. . . SIT!!!
Inuyasha: *blush* Umm, I, ah, sorry, I guess. . . *blush*
Kagome: . . .Ummm *kneels next to Inuyasha* Sorry about that. . . reflex, y'know. . .
Inuyasha: That's okay, I mean it was my fault. . .
Kagome: Just watch what you're drinking, okay?
Inuyasha: Um, okay? *blush*
Miroku: Hey Sango, wanna take a tip from Dog-boy. . . *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
Sango: *slap* HENTAI!!!
Miroku: *swirly eyes* Itai. . .
Sango: Hmph! *walks away to the bar*
Inuyasha: *hauls Miroku up* Ya know, you deserved that. . .
Miroku: Sango, my pritty! *kisses Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *throws Miroku into a wall* Ewww. . . .*wipes mouth off* Ew ew ew ew ew. . . * takes a shot of something or other, slams glass onto table* Ew. . .need to get awful taste out of mouth. . . *kisses Kagome* Much better. . . .
Kiki: *turns and walks towards the bar* so. . . any other guests we should check on?
Besa: We can check on Miroku and Sango in a bit, I guess. *grabs a strawberry daiquiri*
Kiki: Hehehe *grabs a pina colada*
Kouga: WHERE IS MY WOMAN!?!?!?
Besa: Uh oh, Kiki. Kouga doesn't know about the confession in episode. 2
Kouga: I WANT MY WOMAN!!
Kagura: Shut UP wolf-boy!
Kouga: I WANT MY WOMAN!!!! *Ignores Kagura*
Inuyasha: YEAH, RIGHT WIMPY WOLF!!! KAGOME IS MINE, AND IT'S GONNA STAY THAT WAY!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha? I'm what?
Inuyasha: *blushes nervously* You're. . . mine. . . and I'm not letting you go, no one will take you away from me.
Kagome: Um.... okay?
Inuyasha: You mean, you're okay with that?
Kagome: Yes *smiles* But you can't be with anybody else
Inuyasha: Why would I want anyone else, Kagome, if I have you? Especially not *shudder* Kikyou
Kagome: Oh *blushes* Really?
Inuyasha: Really
Kagome: *kisses him*
Inuyasha: *blushes, but kisses back*
Kagome: *pulls away* So, let's dance!!!
Inuyasha: But I can't dance. . . *ears droop*
Kiki: Aww, isn't that cute?
Besa: Yeah. . .
Kagome: Well, I'll show you.
Inuyasha: *ears perk up* You will?
Kagome: Of course. Come on. *slow music starts up*
Besa: *from the music booth* Kiki, did you get Kouga tied up nice and tight?
*back to the dancers*
Kagome: Put your hands here and I'll put my hands here. . .
*the music booth*
Kiki: Yep, and duct taped. You can't go wrong with duct tape.
*the dancers*
Kagome: Now just rock to the music. . .
Inuyasha: *thinks* this feels nice. . . *notices Kagome resting her head on his chest, and speaks in a soft, wondering tone heard only by the two of them* You really trust me, don't you. . . ?
Kagome: Of course. You've done so much for me. . . *sigh* Do. . . um, you trust me? *blushes* Cause it's okay if...you don't
Inuyasha: Of course I do. . . but that doesn't mean I won't get jealous of guys that hang all over you. I don't deserve you, your purity and life. You have done so much for me. I'll never forget the first moment I saw you, so long ago. . .
Kagome: Awww, Inuyasha you can be sooo sweet. *holds him tighter*
Inuyasha: *whispers in Kagome's ear* You were so beautiful, so full of fire and life, with a heavenly scent. . . Like I've said before, I lied when I told you your scent disgusted me.
Kagome: Oh Inuyasha. . . *buries her nose in his shirt* You smell like the forest after it rains. . . so good *sigh*
Inuyasha: *blushes* You like my scent?
Kagome: Yes *inhales deeply*
Inuyasha: *far off look* Loving, kind, accepting. . . those were the three words Mother said would describe my true love. . .
Kagome: You really think I'm loving, kind, and accepting?
Inuyasha: *blushes* D-did I just say that out loud?!
Kagome: Um, yes. . .
Inuyasha: I'm such an idiot. . . of course you're those things. No one else could accept me as who I am
Kagome: I don't know why. They're just stupid. I love you so much...
Inuyasha: I love you too, don't ever think otherwise. I would give up my freedom to serve you forever; my life to behold you forever; my soul to remain with you forever. . .
Kagome: Inuyasha? Are you reading that from a book?
Inuyasha: *wrinkles up his nose* No. . .
Kagome: Oh. I guess that was so beautiful. . . *starts crying*
Inuyasha: *starts panicking* K-Kagome, what's wrong? Why are you crying? You know I hate when you cry! It makes me feel like some sort of lumbering brute more unworthy of you than I already am--
Kagome: Oh, Inuyasha that was sooo beautiful! I love you sooo much!!!
Inuyasha: *hugs her tight* I'll make sure that you never regret that love.
Kagome: I won't ever, but how?
Inuyasha: I'll always protect you, I'll never betray you, and I won't let anyone keep you from me.
Kagome: *content* Hmmm. I love you. I just love saying that to you
Inuyasha: Say it a hundred times if you wish, and I will echo you a thousand times. . . *thinks* how the hell did I get so damn articulate tonight?!
Kagome: Hmmm. . . I will --- but first I'm going to eat some POCKY! I'm starving! *pulls away and runs for the pocky*
Inuyasha: *notices the song is over* Now, where did that wimpy wolf go? I think I need to set him straight on a few things. . . *cracks knuckles and laughs rather evilly*
Kiki: Speaking of Kouga. . . if underwear in the Sengoku Jidai is a loincloth, does that mean that Kouga walks around in underwear all day? *giggle*
Besa: I really hope not. . . *teehees at the image of Kouga walking around in boxers in downtown Tokyo*
Kiki: *falls over laughing once Besa tells her the mental image* That's sooo funny!
-End Episode 5- Party, Part One-
The Inuyasha Information Network Proudly Presents. . .
Your Daily News
Your Hosts are:
Kiki, Besa, Kagami, and Jessim
-Start Episode 5- Party, Part One-
*screaming fans everywhere outside*
*obviously the party hasn't started, cameras are recording inside.*
Kiki: Hello I am Reporter Kiki, at the opening of the party.
Besa: And I am Reporter Besa, also at the party
Kiki: Ooooh, is this a party? Where? When? Do we get presents?
Besa: *is tempted to smack Kiki* No, we do not get presents *sweatdrop* This isn't a birthday party. . .
Kiki: Oh. *sad face* Well anyway, who did we invite?
Besa: The lucky people who were invited are. . . Miroku, Sango, Kagome, Inuyasha, Kagura, Kouga, and various other peons who don't really matter that much anyway. Shippou's also here, but that is because he was Kiki's birthday present
Kiki: *baby voice* Come here, Shippo. . . *picks him up and cuddles him*
Besa: Kiki, don't forget that you're also supposed to preserve his "innocence" if Miroku and Sango get it o-. . .ummm. . . anything happens. It even says so in his rulebook. *whips out book and points to page 35*
Kiki: Um, okay. *talks to Shippo* now, Shippo I'm going to have to put you in my room. You can play with my other stuffed animals. Okies?
Shippou: Yes of course. *huggy*
Kiki: *runs away then comes back shortly without Shippo.* There
Besa: Okay. Now we can commence in our plan mentioned in Episode two. . . *evil laugh*
Kiki: Besssa, you're scaring me
Besa: Really? Moi? *innocent, confused look*
Kiki: Well, anyway, on with our plan! *marches off* Lalalalalalalalala M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!!!!! MICKEY MOUSE MICKEY MOUSE LALALALALALALA!!!!!
Besa: Okay, we need to talk to the bartender here. . . let him know who Miroku and Sango are. . .
Kiki: *turns head back* Huh?
Besa: Remember, part of this plan involves getting Miroku and Sango drunk? The bartender, who funnily enough looks a lot like Satoshi, needs to know whose drinks to spike
Kiki: Oh, okay. *goes up to bartender with detective music following her* Ahem... Do you know anything about these two people? *shows picture of Miroku being smacked by Sango*
Bartender: What are you talking about, Kiki?
Kiki: How do you know my name?! {dun dun duuuuun}
Bartender: *raises eyebrow* Kiki, it's me, Satoshi
Kiki: Oh. *laughs nervously* Well, spike Miroku and Sango's drinks, alright? *walks off*
Satoshi: Why didn't she say that in the first place? Stupid girl. . . *mutters something that sounds like "why do I like her again?"*
Kiki: HEY, I HEARD THAT!!!! So are we still on for Thursday?
Satoshi: Maybe. . .
Kiki: Please? *puppy dog look*
Satoshi: Okay, but only if you act like a NORMAL PERSON when we're in public
Kiki: Of course *smiles*
Satoshi: Fine then. *turns* Besa? Can you and Kiki go check the music? It should be all set up with the CDs, but you guys should check out the selection before anyone gets here.
Besa: Okay.
Kiki: *goes over to CD’s*
Besa: Oh, cool, "Wind" is here. . .*takes "Wind" CD and puts it in the boom box. Instrumental version of "Fukai Mori" starts playing*
Kiki: *dances around*
Satoshi: Get down here, you guys! People are showing up!
Kiki: Right. *goes outside* Hello everybody! *grins* And welcome to THE PARTY OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!
*fans screaming*
Kiki: Anything to add, Besa?
Besa: Ummm. . .OH YEAH!! We have a few ground rules. One: NO FIGHTING UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!
Kiki: Yes, that is definitely a good one. . . Two: NO DEAD EX-GIRLFRIENDS!!!
Besa: Three: No getting anybody drunk on purpose, though you can have drinking contests *snicker*
Kiki: Yes. *whispers to Besa* oh and Besa that rule doesn't apply for us
Besa: *whispers back* Of course! *normal voice* Four: No preppies allowed!
Kiki: Five: NO MONKEY PAJAMAS!
Besa: Six: Absolutely, positively, NO HOJOS ALLOWED!!!
Kiki: Oh, you said it sister
Besa: Seven: Please, if you want a different song played, ask us. Me, Satoshi, and Kagami, who will be fashionably late, are the only ones who know how to work our music system
Kiki: That is true. . .
Inuyasha: Feh! Can we come in now?!
Kiki: OH YES! *unclips velvet rope and nods to the bouncers* COME IN COME IN!!!! ITS PARTY TIME!!!! OH AND KEEP THIS PG! UM, WELL, MAYBE PG-13 OR MAYBE...
*nobody is listening to her*
Kiki: FINE THEN!!!
Kagome: Wow, this is cool. . .* drags Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sango to a table in back*
Kouga: Now, where is my woman? *apparently has seen neither Kagome nor episode 2*
Inuyasha: *who is apparently half-drunk already goes up to Kagome and starts kissing her while Kouga looks on* Huh? *has apparently sobered up and pulls away from Kagome* WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!?!?
Kagome: *flustered* Umm. . . SIT!!!
Inuyasha: *blush* Umm, I, ah, sorry, I guess. . . *blush*
Kagome: . . .Ummm *kneels next to Inuyasha* Sorry about that. . . reflex, y'know. . .
Inuyasha: That's okay, I mean it was my fault. . .
Kagome: Just watch what you're drinking, okay?
Inuyasha: Um, okay? *blush*
Miroku: Hey Sango, wanna take a tip from Dog-boy. . . *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
Sango: *slap* HENTAI!!!
Miroku: *swirly eyes* Itai. . .
Sango: Hmph! *walks away to the bar*
Inuyasha: *hauls Miroku up* Ya know, you deserved that. . .
Miroku: Sango, my pritty! *kisses Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *throws Miroku into a wall* Ewww. . . .*wipes mouth off* Ew ew ew ew ew. . . * takes a shot of something or other, slams glass onto table* Ew. . .need to get awful taste out of mouth. . . *kisses Kagome* Much better. . . .
Kiki: *turns and walks towards the bar* so. . . any other guests we should check on?
Besa: We can check on Miroku and Sango in a bit, I guess. *grabs a strawberry daiquiri*
Kiki: Hehehe *grabs a pina colada*
Kouga: WHERE IS MY WOMAN!?!?!?
Besa: Uh oh, Kiki. Kouga doesn't know about the confession in episode. 2
Kouga: I WANT MY WOMAN!!
Kagura: Shut UP wolf-boy!
Kouga: I WANT MY WOMAN!!!! *Ignores Kagura*
Inuyasha: YEAH, RIGHT WIMPY WOLF!!! KAGOME IS MINE, AND IT'S GONNA STAY THAT WAY!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha? I'm what?
Inuyasha: *blushes nervously* You're. . . mine. . . and I'm not letting you go, no one will take you away from me.
Kagome: Um.... okay?
Inuyasha: You mean, you're okay with that?
Kagome: Yes *smiles* But you can't be with anybody else
Inuyasha: Why would I want anyone else, Kagome, if I have you? Especially not *shudder* Kikyou
Kagome: Oh *blushes* Really?
Inuyasha: Really
Kagome: *kisses him*
Inuyasha: *blushes, but kisses back*
Kagome: *pulls away* So, let's dance!!!
Inuyasha: But I can't dance. . . *ears droop*
Kiki: Aww, isn't that cute?
Besa: Yeah. . .
Kagome: Well, I'll show you.
Inuyasha: *ears perk up* You will?
Kagome: Of course. Come on. *slow music starts up*
Besa: *from the music booth* Kiki, did you get Kouga tied up nice and tight?
*back to the dancers*
Kagome: Put your hands here and I'll put my hands here. . .
*the music booth*
Kiki: Yep, and duct taped. You can't go wrong with duct tape.
*the dancers*
Kagome: Now just rock to the music. . .
Inuyasha: *thinks* this feels nice. . . *notices Kagome resting her head on his chest, and speaks in a soft, wondering tone heard only by the two of them* You really trust me, don't you. . . ?
Kagome: Of course. You've done so much for me. . . *sigh* Do. . . um, you trust me? *blushes* Cause it's okay if...you don't
Inuyasha: Of course I do. . . but that doesn't mean I won't get jealous of guys that hang all over you. I don't deserve you, your purity and life. You have done so much for me. I'll never forget the first moment I saw you, so long ago. . .
Kagome: Awww, Inuyasha you can be sooo sweet. *holds him tighter*
Inuyasha: *whispers in Kagome's ear* You were so beautiful, so full of fire and life, with a heavenly scent. . . Like I've said before, I lied when I told you your scent disgusted me.
Kagome: Oh Inuyasha. . . *buries her nose in his shirt* You smell like the forest after it rains. . . so good *sigh*
Inuyasha: *blushes* You like my scent?
Kagome: Yes *inhales deeply*
Inuyasha: *far off look* Loving, kind, accepting. . . those were the three words Mother said would describe my true love. . .
Kagome: You really think I'm loving, kind, and accepting?
Inuyasha: *blushes* D-did I just say that out loud?!
Kagome: Um, yes. . .
Inuyasha: I'm such an idiot. . . of course you're those things. No one else could accept me as who I am
Kagome: I don't know why. They're just stupid. I love you so much...
Inuyasha: I love you too, don't ever think otherwise. I would give up my freedom to serve you forever; my life to behold you forever; my soul to remain with you forever. . .
Kagome: Inuyasha? Are you reading that from a book?
Inuyasha: *wrinkles up his nose* No. . .
Kagome: Oh. I guess that was so beautiful. . . *starts crying*
Inuyasha: *starts panicking* K-Kagome, what's wrong? Why are you crying? You know I hate when you cry! It makes me feel like some sort of lumbering brute more unworthy of you than I already am--
Kagome: Oh, Inuyasha that was sooo beautiful! I love you sooo much!!!
Inuyasha: *hugs her tight* I'll make sure that you never regret that love.
Kagome: I won't ever, but how?
Inuyasha: I'll always protect you, I'll never betray you, and I won't let anyone keep you from me.
Kagome: *content* Hmmm. I love you. I just love saying that to you
Inuyasha: Say it a hundred times if you wish, and I will echo you a thousand times. . . *thinks* how the hell did I get so damn articulate tonight?!
Kagome: Hmmm. . . I will --- but first I'm going to eat some POCKY! I'm starving! *pulls away and runs for the pocky*
Inuyasha: *notices the song is over* Now, where did that wimpy wolf go? I think I need to set him straight on a few things. . . *cracks knuckles and laughs rather evilly*
Kiki: Speaking of Kouga. . . if underwear in the Sengoku Jidai is a loincloth, does that mean that Kouga walks around in underwear all day? *giggle*
Besa: I really hope not. . . *teehees at the image of Kouga walking around in boxers in downtown Tokyo*
Kiki: *falls over laughing once Besa tells her the mental image* That's sooo funny!
-End Episode 5- Party, Part One-