InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Inuyasha Cast: The Off Stage Story ❯ Ice Water and Flowers ( Chapter 1 )

(Disclaimer: I don't own the anime Inuyasha or the characters or anything from it. I wish I did though…)

Day 1

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru face each other. They both had their weapons drawn and were in a battle stances. "Time for me to rid the world of your exsists, Whelp!" With that said Sesshomaru charges at Inuyasha.

"I'd just like to see you try!" Inuyasha also charges at Sesshomaru, just before they meet head on in battle a voice breaks over the scene.

"Cut! Thats a wrap! We'll finishes this scent tomorrow!" The directer yells through his mega phone. Sesshomaru and Inuyasha both stop and sheath their swords. Sango, Miroku, Inuyasha, Shippo, Kagome, Ah-Un, Rin, and Jaken head off stage. Sesshomaru pulls his other arm out of his kimono before also heading off stage.

Shippo sits on the ground, filing his nails, and looking very unamused as Sesshomaru starts yelling at the interns. "I didn't say tap water! I said Italian ice water!" Sesshomaru flings the tap water at the intern as the intern puts up his clipboard in self defense.

Inuyasha sits in his chair, curled up, with his hands wraped around his legs watching Sesshomaru and the intern. "I hate when he does that." He starts to rock back and forth.

The intern starts to scurry off. "Yes sir! Right away I'll get you your water." Sesshomaru glares at the intern as he scurries off and takes a seat in his chair thats next to Inuyasha.

Sango shakes her head at Sesshomaru. "I swear, your gonna scare all the interns away if you keep that up!" Sesshomaru glances over at her.

"Like I care. There all idiots anyway."

Naraku sits on the floor with a basket containing flowers in front of him. "This will be my best creation yet!" He starts to move the flower around, designing them into different designs. He finishes, with a big grin on his face. Naraku had arranged the flowers into a lovely heart shape. "This is truely art!"

Kagome goes stomping past Naraku and steps on his flower design. Naraku gets all teary eyed. "You you steped on my flowers!" He said in disbelief. Kagome glances back at him as she stomps off.

"I don't care right now!" She marches up to the directer and she starts a heated arguement about the script. The intern walks catuiously towards Sesshomaru with the bottle of Intalian ice water. He hands it to him and then goes running off as to not get yelled at for almost no reason.

Sesshomaru uses his claws to open it and starts to drink it as he watches the scene. He spits out the water and flings it at the ground, causing the water to squirt out at Shippo. "This water isn't even cold! How can anyone call that ice water!?!"

Shippo sighs and looks at his wet tail. "Great, now my tail is messed up." He grumbles as he walks off in search of a towel to dry his tail with. Rin follows Jaken around, annoying him to no end.

"Mister Froggy, where your head staff thing?"

Jaken grumbles a reply. "Its none of your business! I don't get paid enough for this job..." Jaken tries to lose Rin but she keeps up and continues to annoy him with pointless questions.

Miroku whistles as he stands next to Sango with his hand moving ever closer to her butt. She glares at him when she notices and punches him in the head. "Why did the have to hire a real leecher?!" She stomps off to get away from Miroku. Miroku sighs and goes off to find some other girl to bother.

Naraku starts crying over the loss of his flowers. "That was my best flower design! How could she be so heartless!"

Inuyasha continues to rock back and forth, but now his hands are covering his dog ears. "Why can't the noise just go away?" Kagome tosses the script at the directer.

"Thats it I'm calling my lawyer!" She heads towards her dressing room to use her flip cell phone. Sango leans against a wall with her eyes closed.

"Must stay calm, must not lose temper." She mutters and repeats, like she always does when Miroku tries something.

Miroku starts to bother a female intern. "Hey would you like to go on a date tonight?" The intern raises her eyebrow at him and she walks off without answering his questions. He sighs and hangs his head down. "I never have any luck..."

Sesshomaru goes off to find the unlucky intern that brough him his water that 'wasn't cold enough to count as ice water'. He finds the intern and starts to berate him with insults. "You worthless sack of flesh! I asked you do one simple thing and you couldn't even do it right!" The insults continue and the intern just stands there without anytime to respond to any of it.