InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Inuyasha Cast: The Off Stage Story ❯ OMG, evil vegatables! ( Chapter 8 )

AN: I can't say how sorry I am for this really late chapter! I'm posting it at my grandma's since my writing program at home won't work. u.u; If you want to read the newest chapters quickest (they get posted at this other place first since they don't need it as a file to put it up) go to aiyreborn.com. Its posted under the name Lady Iken. O.o; I'll try to turn out a new chapter before I leave my grandma's but no guarantees…

Day 7: OMG, evil vegetables!

Inuyasha walks into the studio, which is already occupied by the rest of the cast, with a look between anger and a bit of terror. Lina falls out of her chair laughing and Inuyasha shots her a glare as he takes a seat on the couch and begins to pout. Ed leaps onto his back and begins messing with his pink fluffy bunny ears that seemed to have sprouted over night.

Lina walks over, still laughing hysterically, as Inuyasha stands up to try and get Ed off him and pokes his fluffy pink bunny tail. Xellos shakes his head and keeps any laughter he may have inside. Sesshomaru has a small grin of satisfaction. Inuyasha proceeds to twitch his eye and points accusingly at Sesshomaru. "This is all your fault!"

Sesshomaru's grin widens slightly. "This is only the beginning of my revenge, dear little brother." Inuyasha looks slightly horrified, no one could tell if it was from his bunny apedenages or from the implied threat in Sesshomaru's voice, and backs up a bit into a wall which causes Ed to scramble from his back to onto his head.

Kagome, and the rest of the cast with the exception of Shippo and Rin who had decided to start making their own Duel Monster cards, were trying to ignore Inuyasha's yelling for Ed to get off as he ran around trying odd methods to get her off. Later on, the cast had agreed that covering his head in honey (including Ed) and attracting a bee's nest was the most idiotic, drastic, and funniest method he had tried. Oddly enough the last method he tried, tossing a cookie a few feet away, was the one that got Ed away and back to the judge's table.

Just as Naraku and Rin's flower arranging lesson was about to begin, the studio door bursts open revealing Joey. He stalks up to Mai looking quite angry. "Where's my card!"

"What card?" Mai looks at Joey innocently and indifferently.

"My Red Eyes Skull Dragon (AN: I think that's what his rarest card was called. If it isn't then please tell me so I can change it. o.O') card!" Joey glares at Mai as he slams his hands down on the Judge's table in front of her.

"Oh that card. That little kid over there has it." Mai points to Shippo, who is sitting with Rin as they draw up their own cards so they can 'duel' with them.

Joey hurries over to Shippo and attempts to get his card back, with no success. "Hey, give me back my card!"

Shippo looks at the card and quickly hids it within his vest before running off. "Nevar!" He scurries up one of the stage lights attatched to the ceiling to avoid Joey.

Joey's eye twitches slightly as he shakes his fist at Shippo. "Get back here you runt!" Shippo gives Joey a rasberry as well as other mocking gestures and faces. Joey makes a slight growling noise with his throat as a lightbulb appears over his head for a second. "How about I trade you for the card back?"

Shippo appears to think about this for a few seconds. "How many cards and what kind?"

A few moments later Shippo and Joey were shaking hands, Shippo holding a stack of cards (looking to contain about 39), and Joey holding the card he had set out to get. Joey left the studio with a look of triumph as Shippo walked over to the cards he had been making and added one of them to the deck to give him a total of 40.

Mai shook her head at Joey's idioticy, as Naraku and Rin went up to the stage to the table containing the flower pots for their 'flower arranging lesson'.

Simple Flower Arranging Lesson 1: How not to arrange flowers [Skit 3]

Naraku took up his position behind the largest flower pot, as Rin seemed to go missing. He looked around nervously for his partner and blinked as he felt he had been ditched by the little girl. Naraku sighed as he decided to go on with the Flower Arranging Lesson. He started to arrange the flowers artfully while explaining how to do it, with much yawning and boredom from the judges, as the plant began to start moving.

Naraku's eyes widened as the plant seemed to start leviatating out of the pot and seemed to be attachted to the head of the afore mentioned missing child. Rin stood up, with the evidence of sugar around her face and on her clothes, while laughing manically. The rest of the plants uprooted themselves and headed towards the judges and the rest of the cast, as well as the brocoli that had been hiden around the studio and in the kitchen.

Rin followed them and encouraged them to attack, oddly enough. "CHARGE, my minions of doom and death!" Sesshomaru seemed to be in shock from Rin's actions.

Lina tried to eat the brocoli to stop them from attacking but they overpowered her, as well as the rest of everyone there with the exception of Naraku and Xellos. Naraku because he had taken refuge in an extremely large flower pot and Xellos because he was floating above it all with a large grin plastered on his face and seemed to be enjoying this immensly.

In a matter of moments the cast, as well as the judges (oddly including Sesshomaru in this due to him being in shock from it all), were buried under the plants and veggies. Lina managed to get out of her pile due to burning them with her 'Fireball' spell and proceeded to mutilate the rest of them.

Naraku peaked his head out of the flower pot nervously and made a run for it. He was able to make it out the door and safely into his appartment, slightly traumatized to the fact that the plants he had taken care of so well attacked everyone they could.

Xellos floated down as the plants were cleared, Mai was laying on the ground with swirly eyes and Ed was hanging from a stage light grinning hugely. Sesshomaru grabbed Rin by the collar of her shirt. "So, that's what's been happening to your brocoli. We are going to have a long discussion about this when we get home." Sesshomaru proceeded out the door dragging Rin along.

The director was wide eyed as he stared at the remains of his studio, which was in ruins. "They're disqualified, so there's no need to rate them...."

Xellos looked greatly disappointed. "But that was the best performance yet! They deserve a 10 outta 10 and to win this."

The director shot Xellos a glare and ignored the comment. "Anyway, we're going to have Miroku and Sango perform after we get this stage cleaned up. This is gonna cost the company a fortune..." He sighed and headed out along with everyone else, who seemed covered in shriveled up burnt plants with the exception of Lina. Ed opted to stay and swing from the stage lights and eat the remains of the plants because they looked like 'chocolate' or some other food that no one seemed to catch.