InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Inuyasha Fan Girls Show! ❯ The Inuyasha Fan Girls Show! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

By: meiscrazy4_Sesshoumaru

Disclaimer: My friend and I don't own Inuyasha we just like to mess with the characters
thank you to Rimiko Talkahashi for creating them!
A/N I made the first two episodes fanficmaster will make the last two k
(made by 2 crazy Inuyasha fan girls who are nuts lol!^_^ )

Me: “Hello and welcome to our show!”

BFF: “You mean my show!”

Me: “whatever -_-

BFF: “ Do you wanna take this backstage!”

Me: “No, I already had my lunch thank you.”

BFF: “ Wait what!?”

Me: “Our first guest is Inuyasha!”

BFF: “and Sesshoumaru!”

Me: “Hey! How did my ice prince get on this show!”

BFF: “ I had a few calls made.”^_^

Me: *glares* “I hate you”

BFF: “ I know!”

Me: “ Hey Security get those idiots in here!

Security/Bob: “ You suck!”

Me: “ Do you wanna end up like Tom?! Get your fat ass moving!”

Bob: *walks away cursing* “Stupid bitch...”

Me: “ I heard that!”

Bob/audience/BFF: 0_0

BFF: “Who's Tom? And who's this Bob?”

Me: “You don't wanna know”


BFF: “....okay weird you are creeping me out oh look our guests!”

Me: “yes,yes,yes! My fluffy kins isn't dead ya! ”

BFF: *>_< urgggg I told u to stop calling him that! *slaps me*

Me: “ Owww bitch!”

But before I get a chance to rant the guests finally come out

Me: “Inuyasha! Welcome please sit.”

Inuyasha: *Sits* “ What?”

BFF: “So..... Why did you go Blond!? I asked you a question!”

Inuyasha: “ I didn't....

BFF: “No Excuses! Answer me!!”

Inuyasha: “ Uhhhh”

Sesshoumaru walks in

Fluffy: *glares and sits by BFF* “ Why are you staring at me woman?”

Me: 0_0 *stares*

BFF: “Uhhhh just ignore her” *slaps me (again)* “Will you wake up already!”

Me: “WHAT!?”

BFF: “Stop Drooling!

Me: I wasn't...

Just then Naraku bursts in he looks like he was crying ~_~

Me: “Naraku what are you doing here!?”

Naraku:* Looks at me and BFF giving him WTF looks between Inu and Fluffy's death glares * “I WANT INUYASHA AND SESSHOUMARU'S MANBABIES!” (couldn't resist ^_^!)

Me/BFF: *fall out of chairs*

Inu/Fluffy: DIE!

Naraku: AHHHHHHH *gets chased and or stabbed with swords*
Me: *_* “ Me thinks the show is over.”

BFF: uhhhh “Already? ....damn that was seriously wrong”

Me: “I agree”

Cameraman: “You guys finally agreed on something when did Hell freeze over?!”

Me/BFF: “HEY!”

Cameraman: I'm not paid enough for this.....”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end of first show~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: “Hello again! Another day Another Show.”

BFF: “This is only episode 2 you tard!”

Me: “Don't start with me!” *>_<

BFF: “I'm not scared of you!”

Me: “ You should be.”

BFF: 0_o “Whatever heres Inuyasha and Kagome!”

Me: “And Kikyo!”

BFF: “ WHAT!? WHY DO YOU WANT TO IMPLODE MY SANITY!?

Me: “Just Because” ^_^

BFF: “Damn fucking bitch................

Me: “ James! Where are the guests!?”

James/Producer: “Held up in traffic just wing it for awhile.”

Me/BFF: DAMN CURSE YOU TRAFFIC!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 Minutes Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(A/N crazy gurl and KandyK are 2 more of our friends just so ya know)

James: Their here! And oh crazy gurl and kandyK too sorry they have passes

Me: “Z...Z...Z...Z...Z... zuhgg Wha what!”

BFF: “Just like you to fall asleep on the job idiot!”

Me: “I wouldn't be talking miss droolsalot!”
BFF: “ What? What are you talking about? *turns and roughly wipes drool from face*

Me: “ Told ya!” ^_^

BFF: “ Don't push it!”

Crazy Gurl and KandyK bust through the doors singing:

CG/KK: “We're so pretty, oh so pretty, so pretty and witty and gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!”

BFF: “Stop the torture my ears are bleeding!”

Me: “ AHHHHH I'm Deaf! The torture! SECURITY!

Security drags them out and The guests finally come

Inuyasha comes and sits between Kagome and Kikyo albeit hesitantly

Me: “ So Inuyasha is your threesome with Kagome and Kikyo true?”

Inuyasha: “..........”

BFF: “Answer her or I will rip out your lungs!”

Inuyasha: 0_0 “ No! I haven't really..... uh......damn uh

Me/BFF/Kagome/Kikyo: “SPIT IT OUT IDIOT!”

Inuyasha: “BECAUSEIWANTTHEMBOTHALLTOMYSELFCAUSEICAN'T CHOOSEONEORTHEOTHER!” “ There are you happy now!”

All: 0_0 “WTF!?”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Awkward Silence~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After awhile Kikyo starts the big battle called Flirting With Inuyasha 101!

Kikyo: “So Inuyasha, what is my reincarnation to you? All she is is a hoe and if she did give you children they would turn into man stealing sluts like her!” *points at Kagome*

Kagome: Oh no I ain't the rotting corpse here Kikyo, you just can't let the past go. So you want to drag Inuyasha with you to hell but how can you have peace in hell Kikyo, tell me that!”

Inuyasha: “ Do I get a say in this?”

Kagome/Kikyo: “NO!”

Kikyo: “ You wanna fight on that?”

Kagome: ” I thought you'd never ask.”

Kagome and Kikyo fight scene not intended 4 our viewers ^_^


Please Stand By: It's peanut butter jelly time!
Please Stand By:peanut butter jelly time!
Please Stand By:peanut butter jelly time!

Audience: “ You Suck!

Me/BFF: “JUST KIDDING!”

Kagome/Kikyo: *wrestling on ground, pulling hair, bitch slapping, and or shouting curses “ Bitch! Ow thats my hair! Hoe! Damn man stealer! Stupid dead bitch! FUCK YOU!.............”

Me: “Okay thats not going well what do you say BFF BFF?”

BFF: “ What do I think, I think you were stupid for inviting Kikyo in the first place!”

Kikyo: “HEY! OW!” *Gets sucker punched by Kagome and one tooth falls out* “ Thats it your gonna pay futurisic hoe!”

Inuyasha: “DAMN! This...is....HOTTTT!” *grabs popcorn and watches Kagome and Kikyo drooling in the process*

Me: “Inuyasha, piece of advise, STOP ACTING LIKE A PUPPY AND BREAK THEM UP ALREADY!”

Inuyasha: “ What if I don't want to how bout that!”

Me: Fine! Then I wont tell you how to defeat Naraku! How 'd u like them Apples!?”

BFF/Inuyasha: “HOW DO YOU KNOW!"

Me: “ I run his anger management classes, things come out and now he's gonna kill me for saying that.”

Inuyasha: “............”

BFF: “ Your boned!”

Me: “ So are you!”

BFF: “ WHAT!? WHY!?”

Me: “ Well remember that job I asked you to sponsor and help pay for building rent and all that stuff?”

BFF: “ Yeah?, dude where are you going with this?”

Me: “ Well when he saw our logo all over it, and that since your sponsoring well he'll probably hold you responsible. Bye ^_^” (poof!)

BFF: “SAY WHAT!”

James/Producer: Well that was episode 2 and ya BFF is chasing (me) with an ax not me but oh well you know. Kikyo and Kagome are being tranquilized, the audience well lets just say they were nobody important. I can't help feeling I've forgotton something oh well i'll remember eventually bye everyone!”
*leaves*

Studio is closed only Inuyasha and Me. remains

Inuyasha: “So what is Naraku's weakness?”

Me: “ Come here.” *Inu comes and Me. Whispers to him*:

Inuyasha: “ HE IS A WHAT!? Why did he do that? He was caught with what? down where? his pants? HE DID WHAT? WITH MIROKU? KAGOME? WHAT THE HELL!? I'LL KILL THE BASTARD!”

Kagome, BFF, and Naraku walk in

Inuyasha: “I'll KILL YOU!”

Kagome: “ Calm down Inuyasha what is this about we're actors remember!?”

BFF: “ Whats going on!”

Inuyasha: “ OH you wanna know I'll tell ya! *whispers to BFF*

BFF: “SHE SAID WHAT!”

Me. “ Whats all the ruckus in here I thought the show was over?”

BFF: “ You know why now come and take your godamn prozac before you drive us all crazy!”

Me: “ NEVER!” *runs but is caught* “ Damn foiled again and I was having fun too” T_T

BFF: “ Finally your back to normal oh and the camera was on so I could catch you in the act.”

Me: “WHAT!?”

A/N If you are wondering what I said it was that Naraku was a transvestite and that he liked to grope men and women and and recently did it to Kagome who caught him with his pants down. Funny joke huh? and Inuyasha belived it ha!

Naraku: “AHA! I found out now you are finished!”

Me: “SHIT!”0_0



A/N Hey everyone how was it I was totally random when I wrote this I didn't intend
for it to be this long it just happened oh if u can't take the pervertedness
just leave no flames so please review and tell me how it was.
It's rated teen for a reason ya know.

Signed

meiscrazy4_Sesshoumaru