InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Inuyasha Lemon Fanfic Drinking Game!!!!! ❯ The drinking game ( Chapter 1 )

New fic (well I wouldn't call it a fic really) I was just thinking of all the clichés that come up during an Inuyasha lemon fanfic when this came to mind. I focus on the Inu/Kag pairing but any fan of Inuyasha fanfiction can read this and (hopefully) enjoy it.

The List of edit dates are wrote the British way since I am a proud Brit ^-^

(Edit21/06/08)- Added more shot ideas

(Edit 17/01/09)- After getting more comments and reading this again, I have made a few changes, got rid of the pointless ones and added more from the suggestions I received!

Disclaimer: Inuyasha belongs to the legend that is Rumiko Takahashi

 

 

The Inuyasha Lemon Fanfic Drinking Game!!!!!(By oddcake)

 

Set up: Load up MM.org and get loads of shots ready. You can do this on your own or with a group of Inuyasha fans!!!!!

 

Take a shot if:

 

-The author says they suck at summaries in the summary box

 

-It's AU (there loads of them lately)

 

-You have read loads of chapters of a fanfic, to find out it has been discontinued

 

- You have read loads of chapters of a fanfic, to find out it has been discontinued: before the lemons scenes have even happened

 

-Inuyasha takes Kagome doggie-style

 

-Inuyasha can't say “I love you”

 

-Inuyasha can't say “I love you”, but Kagome knows he does

 

-The disclaimer says that the author wishes they owe Inuyasha

 

-Inuyasha bites Kagome before/during the lemon scene

 

-The fics nominated for/won an award (A/N not necessarily a bad thing LOL)

 

-Inuyasha is shocked when Kagome gives him oral sex

 

-Inuyasha is mindful of his claws

 

-Inuyasha bites off his claws

 

-Kagome has thought ahead (even though she hasn't even flirted with Inuyasha before this point) and is on contraception

 

-Kagome's in heat

 

-They have sex at a hot spring

 

-It ends with the couple falling asleep in each others arms

 

-Inuyasha's demon comes out to play

 

-Inuyasha can't resist Kagome's scent and gives her oral sex

 

-Shippo can smell what been going on

 

-Dog demons mate for life

 

-The fanfic starts of with a misunderstanding

 

-Inuyasha is human and confesses his feelings for Kagome

 

-They have sex in Kagome's bed

 

-They have sex in Kagome's bed and the family over hear

 

-Kagome questions Inuyasha's feelings for Kikyo

 

-Inuyasha refers to Kagome as “Mine” “My Bitch” “My Mate”

 

-Kagome discovers Inuyasha's boner

 

-Fic is said to have Mir/San paring, but nothing happens between them

 

-Inuyasha's pubes are actually a white fur

 

-Kagome rubs Inuyasha's ears

 

-Kagome rubs Inuyasha's ears and Inuyasha gets aroused

 

-Inuyasha thinks about confronting Koga just moments after having sex with Kagome.

 

-Kagome loves all of Inuyasha, Human, Hanyou and Youkai

 

-Inuyasha asked for ramen

 

-Kagome removes Inuyasha's beads

 

-Inuyasha didn't reveal his feelings for Kagome sooner becauses he's a “worthless hanyou”

 

-Inuyasha shreds of Kagome's clothes

 

-They believe that Miroku is rubbing of on them

 

-Inuyasha is noisy and howls when he comes

 

-Kagome believes Inuyasha's body belongs to the Kami

 

-Inuyasha swears

 

-Kagome is afraid Inuyasha's cock wont fit inside her

 

-Inuyasha gets sat before the lemon

 

-Miroku asks for tips from Inuyasha, only to be knocked unconscious by either Sango, Inuyasha, Kagome or a combination of the 3 of them.

 

-Kagome doesn't mind Inuyasha hitting Shippo after they have become lovers (that boy has tormented Inuyasha enough- after all)

 

-Kaede just know what has happened between the couple (even if they haven't told her)

 

-Kagome's mother is fine about her daughter having sex with Inuyasha

 

-Kagome's mother is fine about her daughter having sex with Inuyasha and even encourages them to hurry up and make puppy eared grandchildren

  

-Out of all of Kagome's friends, Eri is the bitch

 

-It's a high school AU fanfic

 

-It's a AU fanfic and Inuyasha is a playboy

 

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Thanks for the people who commented! I've done some changes to this and have added more. Also if you have your own cliché, let me know and I'll add it to here.

 

- (suggested by SplendentGoddess)

For an "AU" setting. Kagome doesn't know youkai are real until Inuyasha reveals himself as a hanyou, and she's totally okay with it (and tweaks his ears).

 

-(suggested by Knittingknots)

They have sex by the well (usually either right before Kagome goes home because she's gotten in a fight with Inu or right after it.

 

They have sex under the Goshinboku tree (A/N How did I forget that one!)

 

-(suggested by D*Archangel)

Either Inuyasha or Kagome (or both) are the shy virgin who knows nothing about sex.

 

-(suggested by King Baka)

The fanfic says Kagome's eyes are blue, even though in the manga and the anime, they are clearly brown.

 

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Once again I have to say thank you to everyone who has reviewed this fanfic and added their own suggestions, and it has really made me happy that many of my favourite writers who I really respect have commented on this nonsense my drunken student brain came up with- THANK YOU (hugs for everyone!)