InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Joys of Being Unaware ❯ I loveth you ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
really enjoyed writing this one! It was a lot of fun! I thank Steffaniey the Lavishly Splendid for helping me with writing this. I also would like to thank our science teacher, Mr. Darnell, and our 'friend', Ray, for making this fic possible. -Giggles- So yes, enjoy it.

Disclaimer: I still don't own anything. Not even a friggin' plushy or anything. But I do have a poster.



I Loveth You

It was a glum Thursday morning and school had just started. The class was working quietly. The teacher was doing... Umm... Whatever the teacher does, 'cause we're still not sure what he does. Suddenly the silence was broken by candy whizzing through the air. Whiz. The students' heads shot up. The teacher was smiling mischievously, because he's cool like that. The students scrambled for the candy and began fighting over it.

InuYasha's nose perked up at the smell of chocolate and he joined the fight. He eventually emerged victorious with a Hershey's kiss in hand. One of the boys, which happened to be Hojo, screamed, "I want my kiss!" while grabbing for the chocolate in InuYasha's hand. It actually looked a lot like he was trying to put a move on InuYasha. InuYasha screamed like a little schoolgirl and flung the offending... Boy/thing... Off of him.

Miroku, who had been -gasp! - Working, looked up. "Chocolate?" InuYasha, munching happily on his kiss, sat down just in time for more chocolate to whiz through the air. Suddenly, Naraku popped out of nowhere (even though he was in that class), made a grab for the chocolate... And missed. Instead, Jakotsu jumped up, caught it and fell... Right on Naraku. Jakotsu lay there for a while. Once he realized whom it was he was laying on, he shrieked all girly like and jumped up. "EWWWW!" Jakotsu started to wipe furiously at his clothes, as if trying to clean off dust that wasn't there. "Ewwwww! I-I-I... I was on Naraku! Ewww!"

Miroku realized that Jakotsu had candy. He was about to get up and go beg Jakotsu for it, when a Hershey's bar whizzed through the air. Naraku, who had gotten up off the floor, made a grab for it. This time, he caught it! Miroku ran over. "Naraku, can I have that Hershey's bar?" Naraku gave him a look. Miroku pleaded with him. "Please?"

You see, Miroku loves chocolate. I mean, he loves it so much that he can't stand when someone has chocolate and he doesn't. It makes him act all weird and stuff. Naraku finally said, "I was planning on giving it to Kagura, actually." Miroku practically shrieked. "NO!" Kagura's ears perked up. She began walking toward Naraku. "Aw, thanks. I'd love some chocolate, Naraku." Kagura was about to take it from Naraku when Miroku suddenly fell to his knees and threw his arms around Naraku. "I loveth you!" Everything got really quiet. Kagura took the candy bar from Naraku, after which Naraku extracted himself from Miroku's grasp. "I... I feel violated," Naraku said after he had sat back down next to Kagura, who was munching happily on her candy bar.

Miroku sulked back to his seat. When he got there, InuYasha turned to him. "You know, Miroku, if you wanted chocolate, you could've just asked me. I had some I would've given to you." At hearing that, Miroku began beating his head on the desk. All around him, everyone just went back to work.




Ha-ha, yeah. That really did happen in my class. Only, it was Ray throwing his arms around our teacher, Mr. Darnell. So yeah. Moreover, I finally got a review, that wasn't from Steffaniey (no offense, Steffaniey)! Yaaay! I'm happy!

I thank chipmunK15 for reviewing my story. . It really made me happy!

Now, review and tell me how cool I am (not).

-Maryssah