InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Joys of High School ❯ First day of school and Inuyasha's worst nightmare... ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Me no own. You no sue. Everybody happy? On with the story…

 

 

 

 

“Hey Inuyasha, over here man! We saved some seats!”

 

 

*SMACK*

 

 

Inuyasha knew that sound anywhere. His keen sense of hearing was not needed to find his two friends, a boy with a red handprint on his left cheek, undoubtedly from the girl next to him who was fuming with anger, shouting at him.

 

 

“MIROKU, YOU LECHER!!”

 

 

“Why Sango dearest, I was merely brushing off some dirt on your backside,”

 

 

“Save it you pervert!”

 

 

Inuyasha strode over to his two friends, chuckling as he still led a somewhat shaken Kagome.

 

 

“Hey Sango, Hey Pervert,” Inuyasha said casually.

 

 

“Inuyasha, I'm deeply hurt that you thought so lowly of me, I am but a humble man,” Miroku replied, somewhat offended.

 

 

“You're anything but a humble man, you lame excuse for a monk!” Sango chimed in.

 

 

“But-,” Miroku tried to explain, but was cut off by Kagome, who had long since recovered while listening in on their conversation.

 

 

“Shh… Guys, the program's starting!”

 

 

The four friends looked over to the podium where the school principal, Ms. Kaede, was currently speaking.

 

 

“Welcome back to another year of torture. For the newcomers who do not know me yet, or for those who simply sleep in during the assemblies, I am Principal Kaede, and I am pleased to welcome you back to Shikon no Tama High.” A round of applause came from the audience at her welcoming speech.

 

 

“Your class schedules will be handed to you by your homeroom teachers shortly after this assembly…” Ms. Kaede informed. Her long talk went on for about an hour and a half, talking about a guy named Shippou Hamasaki, who almost set the whole school on fire last year.

 

 

Finally, the assembly ended with Principal Kaede saying, “Have a nice year!” and the students were dismissed from the auditorium with relieved sighs that it was finally over.

 

 

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“What should we do now? We still have one more hour to kill before homeroom starts,” Kagome pointed out.

 

 

“Well, I was thinking we should-,” Inuyasha was in the middle of answering Kagome's question when the group heard a high-pitched squeal.

 

 

“INU DARLING!!!”

 

 

There was only one voice in the whole campus that sounded like that, and that definitely was a bad sign. Inuyasha turned his head to face his worst nightmare, 5 letters, 3 syllables, one word: KIKYO.

 

 

Inuyasha dodged just in time as Kinky-ho launched herself at him, causing her to miss and fall into the arms of the ugliest science geek in the campus, (A/N: I personally don't like Kikyo… Sorry to all the Kikyo fans out there… I told you there would be LOTS of Kikyo Bashing in this fic… this is just the beginning… MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *cackles evilly like a madman* Oh, and NO OFFENSE FOR THOSE WHO LOVE SCIENCE!!! Not all Science geeks are ugly… I'm a science geek… I'm just doing this for Kinky-ho's Torture!!!) whom she mistook as Inuyasha and immediately began kissing him all over. (A/N: YUCK! -_-)

 

 

“Inu-kun, where have you been all summer? I didn't see you, not even a single day!” She was too busy talking to *Inuyasha* ranting about `what couples do together' on summer that she didn't notice the group sneaking off while she wasn't looking.

 

 

When the group was sure that the coast was clear, about a safe distance from Kinky-ho, Miroku, Sango and Kagome all doubled up in laughter.

 

 

“You guys saw that?” Miroku said, still gripping his sides from laughter.

 

 

“That is so gross,” Sango answered back, making a disgusted face.

 

 

The group laughed harder as they heard the faint yell of: `Who are you, what have you done to my Inu-Poo?' followed by `Hey, You're kinda cute…'

 

 

“I nearly died containing my laughter… She's such a dumbass… What about you, Inu-kun?” Kagome lightly teased, knowing full well that he absolutely hated being called that pet name Kikyo had given him.

 

 

The hanyou just growled in response, he was always grumpy when it came to encounters with Kinky-ho. She was an `Inuyasha's-girlfriend' wannabe who dated almost all of the male population in school, including the teachers. That sick, demented, bitch.

 

 

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The day went on with the group having classes, each one having their own schedule to follow. (A/N: Sorry about the lame schedules, I can't think of good ones… can anyone suggest better ones?)

 

Inuyasha:

Homeroom Period 2-B (Ms. Kagura)

1st Period: Mathematics (Ms. Kanna)

2nd Period: Drama Class (Mr. Jakotsu)

3rd Period: Study Hall

Lunch Break

4th Period: History (Mr. Jaken)

5th Period: Gym Class (Mr. Myouga)

6th Period: Combat Class (Mr.Toutosai)

 

 

Kagome:

Homeroom Period 2-B (Ms. Kagura)

1st Period: Mathematics (Ms. Kanna)

2nd Period: Drama Class (Mr. Jakotsu)

3rd Period: Study Hall

Lunch Break

4th Period: Special Miko Class (Ms. Kaede)

5th Period: Gym Class (Mr. Myouga)

6th Period: Combat Class (Mr.Toutosai)

 

 

Sango:

Homeroom Period 2-B (Ms. Kagura)

1st Period: Dance Lessons (Mr. Hiten)

2nd Period: Drama Class (Mr. Jakotsu)

3rd Period: Study Hall

Lunch Break

4th Period: Health Class (Ms. Kaede)

5th Period: Gym Class (Mr. Myouga)

6th Period: Combat Class (Mr.Toutosai)

 

 

Miroku:

Homeroom Period 2-B (Ms. Kagura)

1st Period: Dance Lessons (Mr. Hiten)

2nd Period: Drama Class (Mr. Jakotsu)

3rd Period: Study Hall

Lunch Break

4th Period: Health Class (Ms. Kaede)

5th Period: Gym Class (Mr. Myouga)

6th Period: Combat Class (Mr.Toutosai)

 

 

“WHAT?!? I'VE GOT ALL MY CLASSES WITH THE PERVERT?!? HOW COULD THAT BE?! WAS THERE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE?!” Sango protested, staring at her schedule, dumbstruck.

 

 

“Ah, my dear Sango, It was truly meant for us to be together…” Miroku said, while his hand lay closer…

 

 

and closer…

 

 

*SMACK*

 

 

“When will he ever learn…” Inuyasha and Kagome said in unison, both shaking their heads at the sound of another resounding slap and Miroku's body that lay unconscious on the floor.

 

 

 

 

A/N: Five Pages… I got carried away… Crappy chapter, I know, I suppose I'll have to revise it over and OVER again… My mind isn't really working now. It's like 1am now and I have to wake up 5am for school (my school is far from our house). Life sucks, but I promise, once I have fully recovered, I'll fix this chappie… Suggestions are more than welcome… Constructive Criticism too… So it can give me points on how to improve…

 

 

Ouch, my brain hurts… Need… Sleep…

 

 

Thanks to my VERY 1st reviewers, i_kill_faeries_cause_im_eviland chel1706 thanks so much for the support!!! *huggles*

 

 

…and for those who have read my story so far, thanks too!!! It feels good to know that people are reading my story… *huggles*

 

 

--miko_hanyou_gurl--