InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Mission ❯ Life Bites ( Chapter 1 )

Here is what you've been waiting for all your life! Well, not all of your life, but some of it:

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any other character on the show

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"Die!"

"Die!"

"Die all of you friggn' bastards!"

Sango Hitome screamed as she shot the long spray of bullets from a stolen machine gun. The blood that misted the air now, calming her mind entertained her thoughts. Her only thought, 'I wonder when he's gonna send me the check for this?' She then thought of her escape from the crime scene, but by then, it was already too late to think about that because...

The cops.

The stupid, self -centered, moronic, cops.

Why were they here again?

Oh, yeah to arrest her for mass murder,

And theft,

And... "Possession of illicit drugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just get on with it!" Sango hissed at the cop who had cuffed her, and was in the process of telling her of all her rights and such. With the most idiotic smile she'd ever seen in her life, he had stopped abruptly and gone quiet when she had said that, losing that sweet aura of cheer immediately. When he got in the front seat she said: "Oh, sugar baby! You aren't gonna arrest me for that are you?" She showed some cleavage and gave him an innocent look.

"Undo the cuffs and I'll show you more, much more." She said it in a way that made it sound sensual and tempting, and maybe a little erotic. The cop started perspiring from his forehead and gulping a little when she pressed her boobs against his shoulder. `Definitely an amateur but, hot all the same.' She thought, pressing her lips against the glass. The cop's resolve broke when she pulled down her pants, exposing the thong she purposely wore this morning. "Please! Please!" Sango said pleadingly to the trembling cop, who, was trying hard to halt his erotic tendencies in vain.

Mean while...

"Are you sure these people ought to be working with me Tomo? A con man, a stripper, and a mass assassin!" She read the sheet again, "And the con man's even a master thief! You are a madman!". Kagome screamed. She had been working for the CIA for years, and now this! Sure she was just twenty but, yikes! Why would they send her on this mission?

"I don't believe you! Why would you do this to me of all people! Do you hate me?"

"Of course not! You are our best agent! I wouldn't send you on a mission unless it was crucial!"

"So you don't hate me?"

"No."

Kagome calmed down seeing that it was important. "So, why the stripper?"

"Because he's a hacker and a ladies' man."

"Ohhhh!" She stretched the vowel as if to make it sound informed, instead, it sounded like the village idiot had just gotten brains. "What is this mission exactly?"

"First", Tomo said, "gather these people together." Tomo continued: "Then I'll tell you. Easy?"

"Of course!" Kagome said.

But, then again, maybe not...

Kagome looked on her list of people. Okay... who was her first patron? She was Sango Hitome, age 20, mass assassin. Okay, maybe not her. Sounded dangerous to get her first thing off the list. 'Well duh', she was a secret agent of course, wouldn't that make sense that it would be "dangerous". "Oh, well", she said and put the picture of the woman on the dashboard of her Honda LX Civic  . (A.N.: My car, miiiiinnnneee keep your filthy paws/hands/webbed feet offa it!) She then looked at another picture of a guy with long silver hair.

Also...

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"4 grouper fillets

1/3 cup tequila

½ cup orange liqueur..."

He wrote the words down on a note pad, listening to the voice of a female drone on through the radio. Until... "You can come inside, it took a lot just ta get you alone in here. Hurry up." The man in the driver's seat came out saying: "Shut up. I waited two fucking hours in that car."

Later...

The man with the silver hair walked into the private club party. He stopped by a guy with about two rings and a diamond Rolex  watch on  He said, "Gimme the disk and no one gets hurt." The man laughed and turned back around. He tapped at his shoulder the man replied, "I'm not giving you the disk so go away." When he didn't he said, "Here, wanna drink?" and splashed cognac into his face. He then told him never to come back again. He went into the bathroom and started to wipe off his face and said to the short flea youkai beside him, "Argh, this shit burns. Damn bastard, spilt it on my suit." The flea answered: "Don't curse, it doesn't fit you, Inuyasha, anyway, he has twelve youkai football players if you're thinking of fighting him."

"Jeez Myoga, that's exactly what I'm gonna do! You read my mind!" Inuyasha replied, Then, stomped out of the bathroom leaving Myoga smashed on the counter.

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Me: Okay! Whadya think about the start of it Inuchan?

Inuchan: I hate it.

Me: * holds up gun to Inuchan's head * Whadya think of it now ? * Sly smile *

Inuchan: I love it!

Me (again): I thought so! N.E.way, I will update with your reviews. In other words; the more reviews the more story!

Me: * dissipates *

{Obey the commands of Emperor Hyper! Die Britney Spears!}

Editors note: hey there people!

Well this chapter kicks some serious ass! ( crying) I wish I could write this good.

Any who REMEMBER TO REVIEW BECAUSE SHENNAE DERSIRVES SOME FEED BACK, but any way this chapter was very well written, and I barely had to do any thing at all !

Later days,
Time