InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Nasty ❯ The Nasty ( Chapter 1 )

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Title: The Nasty
Author: minakiwi and her evil twin
Universe: Uhm … AU? AR? Uh… cannon? Well not like the kind on a pirate ship but oh that gives me a good idea for my next storie!
Genre: Bad!fic with a dash of crack!fic
Character/s: Naraku, Kikyo, Kagome, Sesshoumaru and his tail
Word Count: 1413
Warnings: xxx, tentacle pr0n, language, uhm …worse grammar and spelling than normal … clichés glorified and otherwise. ( real AN: You might want a bleach wash for your retinas after this.)

Sunmary: Well I don’t know what to put here so I just won’t please r&r or else I will sswat you. LOL HAHA just kidding. Better than its sounds!!!!!!1



Naraku sat on his throne-thingy as he looked at his targets thru Kanna’s mirror (ok I know Kannas dead now but he can still use her mirror cause I said so). Kikyo was as beautiful now as she ever was and he for one didn’t care that she was only walking around in a claypot body she was still hot to him. His human heart (ew!) panted for her even after all these years, dammit why did he have to kill her once he became a demon? At lest he had a second chance now because she hated her old love Inuyasha. He laughed kukuku because he was the bad guy and they are supposed to laugh alot that's how you know they are the bad guy!



Kikyo was walking thru the woods now with her bow and arrows, she was graceful even though she was not really alive, she was alot more pretty than her stupid incarnation Kagome! Her hair was long and dark and looked pretty clean too, so it was no wonder that Inuyasha didnt mind her smelling like gravesoil (EWW) and bones. She had just come from talking to him and telling him that she was still going to drag him into hell even though he wanted to live and she didnt care, she stayed just long enough so that Kagome would see her in Inuyasha's arms and burst into tears! She lifted a hand to cover up the nasty smirk on ehr face, the way Kagome was running blindly into the woods she hoped that clumsy bitch would fall over her own big feet. There was no way she was as pretty as me!



Suddenly she heard laughing kukuku! "NARAKU! Damn you I have to walk around in this claypot body because of you! If it weren't for you I'd have been alive!"


"But Kikyo I don't care that you are not in a flesh body, I still want you, you are so hot!!"


Naraku appeared in his full glory, except he left off his spikey eyeball armor that's just growse. Tentacles were streaming behind his back and wrapping around his long long dark hair and waving at Kikyo in a manner that made her wonder what else they could do. She had brought out her bow and had an arrow pointed at his heart but there was just something about Naraku that made her drop the bow on the ground and run her hand down her top (uh kimono? uh jacket? could someon please find out what this is called and I will change it in the story and tahnk you at the end kthnx). Anyway she opened up her top and let it slide down her slinder arms, her boobs bouncing free as soon as the top came open. Her peaks were taunt and pebbly, they seemed to call out to Naraku and the tent in his pajama kind of pants showed that he liked what he saw.



"Oh Kikyo I must have you now!"



He embraecd her tight after walking to her and then threw her down in the dirt and pounced on her as she squealed in delight. Soon he was probing her skin with his tentacles even as he freed his manroot from his pants. He was glad he made that deal with the demons because he was much, much bigger as a hanyou than he was when he was alive and burnt up. Because she was a claypot he didnt worry about whether she was ready for him, he just pushed into her as hard as he could and was surprised at how soft she felt and warm! Once he was inside her she began to moan as he used hands and tentacles to stroke her skin, for fun he went back and forth with his manmeat and a tentacle, so that she would never find another man that could please her like he did! It wasn't fair because other men didn't have his attributes but he is a bad guy and didn't care!



They were so wrapped up in slippery flesh slapping together and tentacles waving and sweat dripping that they didn't know that they were being watched by two very interested sets of eyes one of which were gold and the other was blue (or is it brown does anyoneknow what color Kagomes eyes really are I can't tell from the books or on tv they look brown but I like blue so they are blue here) and both were very wide because they had never seen anything like the writhing mass of tentacles and naked preiestess that was Naraku and Kikyo in the woods screwing.



"Hnn." Said Sesshoumaru. He was getting tips and a few ideas by watching this, he figured that he could get his tail to do someof that , he just needed a live body to practice on and he was sure that he could do it. His keen nose caught the smell of a female close by who seemed to smell of tears, musky arousal and flowers. Normally this might be disgusting but somehow it smelled great to him right then. "I must have her!"



He was so fast that Kagome didnt even have time to blink before her skirt was flipped up and something soft and furry was sliding underneat the elastic band of her panties! She squealed in surprise even as a warm tongue licked the salty tracks of tears from her cheeks, she had been crying because she saw Kikyo hugging Inuyasha again but now all she could think of was how the heck did Kikyo and Naraku have time to start banging? (LOL) Sesshoumaru's breath was hot by her ear as he told her what he wanted to do with her. She protested that he hated humans!
"Does this feel like I hate humans?" He ground his erretion into her soft round bottom and made himself moan, her answering gasp made him start probing her with the end of his soft tail, when he withdrew it it was sopping wet from her lovejuices.



"Oh Sesshie I want you!"
He took that as permission and bent her over, ripping away her underwear and plunging himself into her over and over. It was her first time so she was really tight but they were a perfect fit and since they were made for each other it didn't hurt much, so she was soon enjoying it as he took her harder and faster, the end of his tail sliding up her thigh to rub her sweet little nub so that when he finally came she would at the same time because they were soulmates after all. When the moment happened he reared back and bit down on her neck so that his mark would proclaim her as his!



Naraku and Kikyo had finished by this time and got to see Sesshoumaru mark Kagome as his property. Kikyo fumed. "Why didnt you mark me like that/ Don't you think I am hotter than her?"


Naraku then hung his head. "I didnt think you would want me to mark you, I luv you and you are just so beautiful and perfect for me!"

Her heart melted towards him and she forgave him for killing her! He marked her after that and they lived happily ever after in his castle, and Kagome went to live with Sesshoumaru in his castle on the conditions that they have hot sex every day! (LOL) Everyone was happy except Inuyasha, but I don't know where he got to, and Sango and Miroku got together too. I left out Shippo because I didn't know what to do with him.

PLEASE READ AND REVEIW IF YOU WANT A SEQUELL I WILL RITE ONE but you have to R&r please!!!