InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Old Switch-eroo ❯ The Switch ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: RayGirl 
Forgive Typos. THE SWITCH - Inuyasha and Sesshouamru switch bodies... and confront each other! o.o
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.24.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 933 | Status: Completed
Forgive Typos. THE SWITCH - Inuyasha and Sesshouamru switch bodies... and confront each other! o.o
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.24.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 933 | Status: Completed
Yes... another fanfiction. And if anyone (I doubt it) was wondering where 'If It Was Meant To Be' went I deleted it. I was looking through fanfics and found an already completed story almost exactly like it! I thought it was kind of funny. Anyway... I didn't see any reason to continue writing something that has already been done.
Now this story is mostly meant for the funny. I'm not going to say it won't be confusing at times between when I'm talking about the real Sesshoumaru or Inuyasha or the bodies of Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha. I'll make it as clear as I can!
Any complaints on my spellings of the names, send them on in. I assure you I won't change the way I do it but hey, I'll still read your complaint. XP
Note to Haley: Forgive the cursing, but sometimes Inuyasha isn't right unless he says something. ^_^
Note to Everyone Reading: Forgive careless typos, I lost Microsoft Word and my spell check! U.U
Note to readers of Man of Her Dreams: I smell a sequal as soon as GOAC is done. ^_~
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The Old Switcheroo (For lack of a title...>_>)
Chapter 1: The Switch
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"Bastard!" A certain hanyou half yelled half growled as he charged at his older half brother. "Eat this!" He swung Tetsusaiga in a mighty sideways sweep. Sesshoumaru easily dodged, noting Inuyasha still swung the mighty fang like some giant fallen tree trunk.
"You'll have to move faster than that half breed." The taiyoukai taunted coldly. Tokijin and Tetsusaiga clashed, the owners pushing forward with almost equal force. Energy sparks jumping into the air, crackling.
Kagome, standing far off out of harms way with the rest of the Inu-tachi, frowned. "Is he winning?" She asked nervously.
"Uh..." Miroku tried to get a better look and sighed. "I think they are equally matched. No wait, no... now they seem to be insulting each other."
Shippou leapt up into Kagome arms for a better view of the battle. "Inuyasha always wins. He has Tetsusaiga with him." Sango nodded in agreement.
"Don't worry Kagome-chan. Inuyasha can do this." The taijiya concluded.
"I guess you're right." The miko sighed, though she couldn't help but worry.
Inuyasha leapt backwards, Sesshoumaru doing the same. The hanyou let his weapon fall to the ground for a moment, cacthing his breath. Sesshoumaru smirked. "Tired already little brother?"
"Keh, bastard!" Inuyasha lunged again and once more, the swords met.
The wind picked up, the sky darkened. "Naughty brothers!" A voice reprimanded from some unseen place. In fact... the voice seemed to come at Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru from all directions. It sounded female. Both moved away from each other, silently searching for the voice's holder. "Trying to kill each other! Inuyasha, your tongue has grown sharp and your ego inflated. Sesshouamru I won't even start on you."
"Who the-" Inuyasha was cut off as the voice continued. The Inu-tachi watched clueless, oblivious to the peculiar unbodied voice.
"So much hatred and envy. Perhaps... you should try trading places?" A feminine laugh as a purple mist engulfed the two. It thickened and swirled. Inuyasha choked, unable to breathe. Tetsusaiga fell from his hands. He lost sight of Sesshoumaru and closed his ocher orbs. It felt like... his life was draining away. Opening his eyes was useless, only thick purple mist. His senses were overwhelmed with the sickening scent. Then everything went black...
"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled as he disappeared into the purple smoke. "INUYASHA!"
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Inuyasha's eyes flickered open. Everything was black... no... it was night. He noticed he was lying on his back and sat up. A small campfire, the small area awash with the flickering flames. No one was around, or so it seemed. A hand gasped his shoudler lightly. The hanyou snapped his attentio nto it, then followed an arm to it's owner.
"Are you alright?" Kagome asked. The group had found him unconscious after the mist cleared. Sesshoumaru had laid not too far away from the hanyou, unconscious as well. Miroku decided it best to leave Sesshouamru where he lay.
Inuyasha jerked away from her touch standing up. Kagome stared up at him startled. That look in his eyes... disgust?
"Inuyasha, are you alright?" She repeated with a worried tone.
"Cease calling me that filthy name." he replied sharply. Something was different. Looking around Inuyasha felt... shorter. Glancing down his hues widened to see a gaudy red outfit. At his hip? A sheathed blade, Tetsusaiga. Tetsusaiga? Ignoring the human girl next to him he reached out, touching the blade. It failed to reject him. His ears twitched. His ears twitched?! Now it all came flooding back. That purple mist, that unbodied female voice.
'So much hatred and envy. Perhaps... you should try trading places?'
Kagome watched him dumbfounded as he fingered Tetsusaiga for a moment. The miko was still worried over the disgusted look he'd sent her. Maybe he just didn't want touched? "Inuyasha. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... " She trailed off. He wasn't even listening to her. His eye had a faraway faint look to them. Not the normally heated golden pools. Actually... the stoic look vaguely reminded her of Sesshoumaru.
'Whoever that wench was...' Inuyasha thought recalling the incident, 'Put me in this filthy half breed's body...' he took off, picking up on his own scent. 'Damn half breed... how does he live with such a weak sense of smell?'
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Sesshoumaru's eyes flickered open. He groaned sitting up from a rather uncomfortable position. Taking in his surroundings he inahled and much to his surprise, caught alot of scents he'd never noticed before. And who knew you could smell the ocean this far inland. He shrugged. Maybe it was just a wind carrying the scents.
'Wasn't I fighting Sesshoumaru... oh yea! Some weird voice was saying stuff and then purple... then... black.' He stood up lifting a hand to his head. Or he tried to that is. 'What the hell! Where'd my arm go!?' Looking down his eyes widened and he began muttering words one shouldn't repeat. No arm, white clothing with red hexagonal designs... chest armour... puffy pants... uncomfortable tight shoes... long....long hair, a fluff... a fluff?! And... where the hell were his ears? He reached a hand up, only to curse remembering it wasn't there.
Lifting his other hand, the one he had, to the side of his head he felt fleshier ears like a humans... only pointed at the tips. 'Oh my Gods! I'm in Sess-'
"Inuyasha." Came a creepily familiar voice. HIS voice! Except instead of beinf arrogant and rude, it was cold and emotionless. (When I say the REAL Inuyasha or Sesshoumaru I mean their souls or whatever, not the body.) The real Inuyasha stared at himself dumbfounded as he watched himself looking back with a slightly annoyed look. "Don't slump your shoulders half breed, your posture is all wrong."
"Keh!" The real Inuyasha began in his brother's deeper voice. After getting voer the shock he continued. "What the hell is going on if you knwo so much?"
"Simple little brother. The disembodied voice from before placed a spell on us. We switched bodies. That would explain the draining feeling before blacking out." The true taiyoukai said coolly. It was really a sight to see the hanyou standing straight and proper and the taiyoukai slumped over and talking like a peasent. even mroe so to see Inuyasha stoic and Sesshouamru pulling faces. "Please cease that adolescent behavior."
"Keh... whatver... half breed." He responded dryly. How Sesshoumaru was taking this so well the real Inuyasha had no idea. He was still getting over the shock. I mean. He was now a full demon, at least 300 years older, taller, sharper senses, and... two swords at his hip. "If I'm stuck in your body I at leats get my baby Tetsusaiga!"
The real Sesshoumaru smirked as he watched his body reach out for the fang. A crackle and a growl as he was rejected. "Inuyasha. Youkai cannot touch Tetsusaiga as I am sure you are aware."
"Bastard..."
"I see you two are aware of what's going on! Good, now I don't have to explain." The voice from earlier had returned and now fully had both brothers' attention. "Let me tell you the rules. Once you learn to respect each you can return to your bodies! Tell anyone who you really are or they find out and the chnage is permenant. Good night." Silence.
"You mean... we have to act like each other?!" Sesshoumaru's vocie erupted. It was weird hearing that voice elt a string of curses go.
"I'm not too happy about it either little brother... I have to travel with humans..." He replied dryly.
"Well I have one arm!"
"Well then you shouldn't have cut it off hm?"
"Bastard..."
"I try..."
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Ray: It was short. Next chapter will be much longer and hopefully less confusing. Sorry for any and all mistakes! REVIEW! PLEASE!
And the voice has an owner... might surprise you who it belongs to though! One hint. She isn't evil!
Now this story is mostly meant for the funny. I'm not going to say it won't be confusing at times between when I'm talking about the real Sesshoumaru or Inuyasha or the bodies of Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha. I'll make it as clear as I can!
Any complaints on my spellings of the names, send them on in. I assure you I won't change the way I do it but hey, I'll still read your complaint. XP
Note to Haley: Forgive the cursing, but sometimes Inuyasha isn't right unless he says something. ^_^
Note to Everyone Reading: Forgive careless typos, I lost Microsoft Word and my spell check! U.U
Note to readers of Man of Her Dreams: I smell a sequal as soon as GOAC is done. ^_~
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The Old Switcheroo (For lack of a title...>_>)
Chapter 1: The Switch
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"Bastard!" A certain hanyou half yelled half growled as he charged at his older half brother. "Eat this!" He swung Tetsusaiga in a mighty sideways sweep. Sesshoumaru easily dodged, noting Inuyasha still swung the mighty fang like some giant fallen tree trunk.
"You'll have to move faster than that half breed." The taiyoukai taunted coldly. Tokijin and Tetsusaiga clashed, the owners pushing forward with almost equal force. Energy sparks jumping into the air, crackling.
Kagome, standing far off out of harms way with the rest of the Inu-tachi, frowned. "Is he winning?" She asked nervously.
"Uh..." Miroku tried to get a better look and sighed. "I think they are equally matched. No wait, no... now they seem to be insulting each other."
Shippou leapt up into Kagome arms for a better view of the battle. "Inuyasha always wins. He has Tetsusaiga with him." Sango nodded in agreement.
"Don't worry Kagome-chan. Inuyasha can do this." The taijiya concluded.
"I guess you're right." The miko sighed, though she couldn't help but worry.
Inuyasha leapt backwards, Sesshoumaru doing the same. The hanyou let his weapon fall to the ground for a moment, cacthing his breath. Sesshoumaru smirked. "Tired already little brother?"
"Keh, bastard!" Inuyasha lunged again and once more, the swords met.
The wind picked up, the sky darkened. "Naughty brothers!" A voice reprimanded from some unseen place. In fact... the voice seemed to come at Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru from all directions. It sounded female. Both moved away from each other, silently searching for the voice's holder. "Trying to kill each other! Inuyasha, your tongue has grown sharp and your ego inflated. Sesshouamru I won't even start on you."
"Who the-" Inuyasha was cut off as the voice continued. The Inu-tachi watched clueless, oblivious to the peculiar unbodied voice.
"So much hatred and envy. Perhaps... you should try trading places?" A feminine laugh as a purple mist engulfed the two. It thickened and swirled. Inuyasha choked, unable to breathe. Tetsusaiga fell from his hands. He lost sight of Sesshoumaru and closed his ocher orbs. It felt like... his life was draining away. Opening his eyes was useless, only thick purple mist. His senses were overwhelmed with the sickening scent. Then everything went black...
"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled as he disappeared into the purple smoke. "INUYASHA!"
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Inuyasha's eyes flickered open. Everything was black... no... it was night. He noticed he was lying on his back and sat up. A small campfire, the small area awash with the flickering flames. No one was around, or so it seemed. A hand gasped his shoudler lightly. The hanyou snapped his attentio nto it, then followed an arm to it's owner.
"Are you alright?" Kagome asked. The group had found him unconscious after the mist cleared. Sesshoumaru had laid not too far away from the hanyou, unconscious as well. Miroku decided it best to leave Sesshouamru where he lay.
Inuyasha jerked away from her touch standing up. Kagome stared up at him startled. That look in his eyes... disgust?
"Inuyasha, are you alright?" She repeated with a worried tone.
"Cease calling me that filthy name." he replied sharply. Something was different. Looking around Inuyasha felt... shorter. Glancing down his hues widened to see a gaudy red outfit. At his hip? A sheathed blade, Tetsusaiga. Tetsusaiga? Ignoring the human girl next to him he reached out, touching the blade. It failed to reject him. His ears twitched. His ears twitched?! Now it all came flooding back. That purple mist, that unbodied female voice.
'So much hatred and envy. Perhaps... you should try trading places?'
Kagome watched him dumbfounded as he fingered Tetsusaiga for a moment. The miko was still worried over the disgusted look he'd sent her. Maybe he just didn't want touched? "Inuyasha. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... " She trailed off. He wasn't even listening to her. His eye had a faraway faint look to them. Not the normally heated golden pools. Actually... the stoic look vaguely reminded her of Sesshoumaru.
'Whoever that wench was...' Inuyasha thought recalling the incident, 'Put me in this filthy half breed's body...' he took off, picking up on his own scent. 'Damn half breed... how does he live with such a weak sense of smell?'
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Sesshoumaru's eyes flickered open. He groaned sitting up from a rather uncomfortable position. Taking in his surroundings he inahled and much to his surprise, caught alot of scents he'd never noticed before. And who knew you could smell the ocean this far inland. He shrugged. Maybe it was just a wind carrying the scents.
'Wasn't I fighting Sesshoumaru... oh yea! Some weird voice was saying stuff and then purple... then... black.' He stood up lifting a hand to his head. Or he tried to that is. 'What the hell! Where'd my arm go!?' Looking down his eyes widened and he began muttering words one shouldn't repeat. No arm, white clothing with red hexagonal designs... chest armour... puffy pants... uncomfortable tight shoes... long....long hair, a fluff... a fluff?! And... where the hell were his ears? He reached a hand up, only to curse remembering it wasn't there.
Lifting his other hand, the one he had, to the side of his head he felt fleshier ears like a humans... only pointed at the tips. 'Oh my Gods! I'm in Sess-'
"Inuyasha." Came a creepily familiar voice. HIS voice! Except instead of beinf arrogant and rude, it was cold and emotionless. (When I say the REAL Inuyasha or Sesshoumaru I mean their souls or whatever, not the body.) The real Inuyasha stared at himself dumbfounded as he watched himself looking back with a slightly annoyed look. "Don't slump your shoulders half breed, your posture is all wrong."
"Keh!" The real Inuyasha began in his brother's deeper voice. After getting voer the shock he continued. "What the hell is going on if you knwo so much?"
"Simple little brother. The disembodied voice from before placed a spell on us. We switched bodies. That would explain the draining feeling before blacking out." The true taiyoukai said coolly. It was really a sight to see the hanyou standing straight and proper and the taiyoukai slumped over and talking like a peasent. even mroe so to see Inuyasha stoic and Sesshouamru pulling faces. "Please cease that adolescent behavior."
"Keh... whatver... half breed." He responded dryly. How Sesshoumaru was taking this so well the real Inuyasha had no idea. He was still getting over the shock. I mean. He was now a full demon, at least 300 years older, taller, sharper senses, and... two swords at his hip. "If I'm stuck in your body I at leats get my baby Tetsusaiga!"
The real Sesshoumaru smirked as he watched his body reach out for the fang. A crackle and a growl as he was rejected. "Inuyasha. Youkai cannot touch Tetsusaiga as I am sure you are aware."
"Bastard..."
"I see you two are aware of what's going on! Good, now I don't have to explain." The voice from earlier had returned and now fully had both brothers' attention. "Let me tell you the rules. Once you learn to respect each you can return to your bodies! Tell anyone who you really are or they find out and the chnage is permenant. Good night." Silence.
"You mean... we have to act like each other?!" Sesshoumaru's vocie erupted. It was weird hearing that voice elt a string of curses go.
"I'm not too happy about it either little brother... I have to travel with humans..." He replied dryly.
"Well I have one arm!"
"Well then you shouldn't have cut it off hm?"
"Bastard..."
"I try..."
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Ray: It was short. Next chapter will be much longer and hopefully less confusing. Sorry for any and all mistakes! REVIEW! PLEASE!
And the voice has an owner... might surprise you who it belongs to though! One hint. She isn't evil!