InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Otaku Inuyasha Awards ❯ The Otaku Inuyasha Awards ( Chapter 1 )

-I really liked the fiction I got this idea from so I made one of my own-

I do not own Inuyasha; the fiction The Yu Yu Hakusho Awards written by PsyGirl07 gave me the idea for this fiction so give her most of the credit for this fiction. I might also use a few of her jokes but in my own little odd way

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The Otaku Inuyasha Awards:

Chapter 1: The beginning insanity!

-A brown haired girl with hazel eyes, wearing a pink kimono walks out on stage-

Colleen: Hello! Welcome to the Otaku Inuyasha Awards! I'm your hostess Colleen, or some of you might know me as Colhan3000!

Audience: -Claps and cheers-

Colleen: -Blushes- Well let bring out candidates for our first award shall we!

-At this time Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Kikyo and Naraku are pushed on stage by a cat demon-

Colleen: Let me take this time to introduce my partner in this show, Yakusoku!

-A black Cat demon, with pointy cat ears and long gold hair and silver eyes appears, she is seventeen like Colleen -

Yakusoku: Hey everybody! Be sure to keep an eye out for me since I'll be Col's partner in a lot of these types of fictions!

Audience: -Claps as Yakusoku leaves-

Colleen: So you all glad to be back?

Inuyasha: -Is to busy growling -

Colleen: I guess he still remembers the last time I did something like this…-Innocent smile-

Inuyasha: I THINK I WOULD REMEBER HAVING TO BE FORCED TO SING!

Miroku: Colhan it has been so long!

Colleen: NO, I WILL NOT BARE YOU CHILD YOU SICKO!!!

Miroku: -Backs away-

Inuyasha: He must still remember what happened that last time he asked her that…

Colleen: He's lucky to not be thrown though a glass window like last time…

Kagome: Yes I remember that recording day-Giggles-

Miroku: You made be look like a baka and a pervert!

Inuyasha: YOU ARE A PERVERT YOU JACKASS!

Colleen: There he goes with his dirty mouth…

Inuyasha: And this is an even bigger waste of shard hunting time, then that last stupid story!

Colleen: ANYWAY! BEFORE MY READERS FALL ASLEEP! May we please have the first category please!

Yakusoku: The first category is! -Reads a card- THE MOST KAWAII COUPLE AWARD!

Audience: -Claps-

Colleen: And there you have it ladies and gentlemen…and any demons who might be here, the first one is The Most Kawaii Couple Award!

Inuyasha: HOLD IT ONE DAMN SECOND HERE! ARE YOU SAYING THEY ARE…GOING TO CHOOSE WHO MAKES THE BEST COUPLE?!

Colleen: Yes Inuyasha…

Inuyasha: -Looks shocked-

Kagome: -Blushing-

Inuyasha: NO WAY IN HELL!

Colleen: -Claps her hands- Inuyasha will you shut up please?! -Looks a Yakusoku- Will you name the couples for choosing please?

Yakusoku: Let's take a look at our board shall we?

-A TV screen lowers from the ceiling-

Yakusoku: Our couples are: Kagome and Inuyasha, Miroku and Sango, Inuyasha and Kikyo and Kikyo and Naraku!

Naraku: ME PAIRED WITH THAT CLAY DOLL!?!?!?!?!

Kikyo: Nice to see others think Inuyasha should be with me

Colleen: And the doll of dirt speaks for the first time in the show!

Naraku: WHY AM I PAIRED WITH THE DIRT WOMAN?!

Miroku: Me and Sango what a wonderful thought-Smiling-

Sango: PERVERT! -Smacks him in the head-

Inuyasha: WHY AM I PARIED WITH TWO PEOPLE?!

Colleen: Well, your fans have you paired with Kagome or Kikyo in there stories…I want to be fair to all my readers!

Inuyasha: FANS?! WHAT FANS!?

Colleen: Why, the ones who watch you on Adult Swim!

Inuyasha: What?! -Looks into the audience-

Audience: -Numerous girls holding up Inuyasha banners, posters and other Inuyasha stuff, a few have on fake dog ears and costumes of the gang on, the few guys in the audience are wearing Inuyasha t-shirts-

Colleen: Those fans cheering there lungs out

Inuyasha: -In shock- So you're not the only one who does this kind of stuff?!

Colleen: DUH! They even couple you up with Kagome and Kikyo.

Kikyo: I bet there are a lot of Kikyo and Inuyasha pairings! -Smirking-

Colleen: Kikyo…I looked and there are more Inuyasha and Kagome pairings then any other

Inuyasha& Kagome: -Shocked and blushing madly-

Colleen: Just goes to show, there are more Anti-Kikyo then Anti-Kagome Inuyasha fans out there.

Inuyasha: I'm scared to ask but witch are you?

Colleen: Oh! I'm Anti-Kikyo!

Inuyasha: -Is blushing madly-

Kikyo: HOW DARE YOU! WHY WOULD YOU PAIR INUYASHA WITH THAT GIRL AND NOT ME?!

Colleen: One because your dead! Two you're a bunch of dirt and clay! Three you want to pull Inuyasha down to hell! Four your insane and need to be locked away for a good LONG time! Five you want Inuyasha dead, and the list can go on about why I would never pair you with Inuyasha!

Kagome: -Really has no idea what to say-

Inuyasha: Uhh…ummm…

Colleen: BESIDES, YOU WANT HIM DEAD! WHAT THE HECK KIND OF GIRL FRIEND ARE YOU?! A REAL GIRL FRIEND WOULD WANT HER LOVER TO BE HAPPY!

Audience: -Cheers-

Colleen: AND ALSO MAY I ADD THAT KAGOME NEVER ONCE ASKED INUYASHA TO BECOME HUMAN LIKE YOU DID! SHE LIKES HIM FOR WHO HE IS! EVEN IF HE ACTS LIKE SUCH A MORON SOMETIMES THAT SHE HAS TO SIT HIM TILL HIS BACK BRAKES!

Audience: YAAAAHHHH!!!!

Colleen: THAT IS WHY I AM ANTI-KIKYO AND PROUD OF IT!

Kagome: -Is blushing-

Inuyasha: -Is blushing more-

Kikyo: -In pure rage-

Naraku: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY I AM PAIRED WITH THAT INSANE DIRT WOMAN!!!

Yakusoku: We found a number of Naraku and Kikyo pairings, so we wanted to be fair!

Colleen: I looked up information on this stuff before doing this.

Naraku: I DO NOT LIKE KIKYO!

Kikyo: I think they all know you have Onigumo's heart, and that man was in love with me, I have spotted you spying on me more then a few times.

Naraku: DAMN THAT ONIGUMO!

Miroku: They do make an interesting couple I must say.

Sango: Very interesting

Kagome: Ummm….

Inuyasha: NO WAY IN HELL IS THAT BASTERD HAVING KIKYO!

Colleen: Inuyasha I think it's pretty clear you're in love with Kagome!

Audience: YAH!

Inuyasha: AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?!

Colleen: How about when you started crying when you thought Kagome died in that fire in episode 107?!

Audience: -Is cheering and clapping-

Inuyasha: I WAS NOT CRYING!

Colleen: I saw tears…

Inuyasha: I WAS NOT DAMN CRYING! IT WAS SMOKE FROM THE FIRE YOU BITCH!

Colleen: OH PLEASE! IT HAD BEEN A LONG WHILE SINCE THE FIRE WHEN YOU STARTED CRYING!

Inuyasha: I…WAS…NOT…CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve ryone but Inuyasha, Kagome, Naraku and Kikyo: Denial, denial, denial!

Inuyasha: SHUT UP!

Kagome: -Is smiling that Inuyasha would be that worried about her-

Colleen: I really get annoyed at the stubborn couples sometimes…

Inuyasha: FEH!

Colleen: Yakusoku! Could you read us the couples again before we end for today?

Yakusoku: Sure, our couples again are: Kagome and Inuyasha, Miroku and Sango, Inuyasha and Kikyo and Kikyo and Naraku!

Colleen: There you have it! See you next time when we revile the winner of The Most Kawaii Couple Award!

Yakusoku: Bye for now!

-Ok you need to help me with the next chapter, which couple should win? -

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