InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Party ❯ Chapter 1

Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha & Co. I do appreciate the use of Rumiko Takahashi's characters for my own perversion.

Truth or Dare?

Sesshomaru looked at Jack and Chelsey, "Where is your step-mother? Didn't you tell her we were coming early?", he asked.

Jack shrugged his shoulders. "Knowing her she went to town to get something she forgot. She won't be long." Then he heard the roar of two engines. "Oh, shit!", he said, rolling his eyes. He could see pink flashes coming through the trees that lined the road.

Suddenly, tires squealing a hot pink, 1971 Plymouth Barracuda two-door, hard top rockets into the long driveway. Followed closely by a black 2007 Ford Shelby GT Mustang. They slid to a stop side by side.

Sesshomaru couldn't believe what he was seeing. A middle--aged woman, jumped out of the Barracuda, and started dancing around and screaming at the male driver, "In your face! Technology doesn't always beat good old-fashioned muscle."

The tall, blond young man laughed and said, "Aunt Cyndi, You've got company." The woman whirled around and gave them a huge grin.

"Hi, guys. I didn't think you would be this early. I had to go to PIttsburgh to get Josh and Denzel. Jeremy and I thought it would be fun to see if we could break the family record.", she said, "Josh, OH my God, Jeremy get that boy out of my car before he pukes in it."

Jeremy went to get him, while Jack introduced Cyndi. " Cyndi, this Taisho, Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru this is my step-mother Cyndi Hicks.", he said.

She gave him a small smile, "He didn't warn you about me, huh? Don't feel bad, he never does. I think he wants people to have a heart attack. They never expect me."

Just then, Josh starts yelling, "You bitch, I'm never riding anywhere with you again. You are FUCKING CRAZY! You could have killed us!" He knelt to the ground and started kissing it for dramatic effect. Denzel at his side, comforting him.

She started laughing at him, and said, "I have something to take care of your nerves sweetie. I have a blunt with your name all over it. Come on, I have to start cooking and get ready for the rest of you de-de-deeeeeeeeeees."

Sesshomaru was shocked. This woman had to be in her forties and she acted like she was twenty-something. He looked her over, as he followed her into the house. She was average height and weight, with a nice ass. She had brown hair pulled up in a knot on her head, and expressive brown eyes.

She looked down at the old Blue Pit Bull, and said, "Moon, be nice. Being the bitch is my job," and kept going down the hall to the kitchen.

Once, in the kitchen and her company seated at the table. She handed Jeremy a baggie and said, "Here, roll the pussy a blunt." She went to the sink, washed her hands and donned an apron. Walking to the refrigerator she said, "Hey, Jeremy. What was our time?"

"Fifty- nine minutes and thirty seconds.", he responded.

"Damn, We just have to try again when we take Josh home.", she said bending down into the refrigerator. Never turning she said, "Jack, touch those brownies, and I'll break off everyone of your fingers and stick them in every available orifice on your body." Jack pulled his hand away as if burned.

She stood up with an armload of vegetables, putting them on the counter. She turned and winked at Sesshomaru and said, "He didn’t tell you about the eye in the back of my head either, huh?"

She laughed at his look. "I'm sorry. I know I can overwhelm sometimes. I'll try to behave." She turned to Josh, "Did you marry that blunt?"

"Well, yes and we are on our honeymoon", he quipped back.

She walked over and took it from him, saying, "I just gave you a divorce."

Josh gave her a dirty look, "Bitch."

Cyndi pinched Josh's cheek and said, "Born and raised that way, sweetie." Josh laughed at her. Sesshomaru was confused, most women hated being called a bitch. This woman would bear observing, he was beginning to wonder if she came from another planet.

Just then a small flood of people arrived, Tina and Larry were the first. Then Matt, Julie, Sadie, Joe, LeAnn and Taylor came right behind them. Cyndi looked at Matt, "Where's Jasmine? Weren't you bringing her?"

"She called me and told me her Dad was picking her up. She had to do something for her Mom.", Matt replied. Introductions were made and the chiefing began in earnest.

Cyndi could see that the smoke was getting to Sesshomaru, so she opened the windows and door to clear the air. She gave him a small smile, at his nod of thanks.

She looked at the group spread around the kitchen, "Why don't we take this outside? You guys don't need to get the munchies while you're in my kitchen. You'll strip it bare in five minutes, and you're in the way." She started shooing them out of the back door, saying, "See ya bye, luv ya but."

She turned around to find Sesshomaru still sitting at the table and said, "Oh, no. Not happenin'. you too. OUT!" She held open the screen door and bowed before it. She yelled over to Jack, "Hey, dude. Light the grill for me." Sesshomaru walked out the door, shaking his head.

"What the HELL is that thing?", he thought, " She's loud and brash, but there was something underneath it as well." He could sense a power in her, one like he hadn't felt in a while. She had Miko powers. He wondered if she knew it.

Sesshomaru joined the others sitting around the deck, and Jack came to sit down beside him. "I'm sorry, I should have warned you. At least she's only smoking tonight, not drinking."

Chelsey sauntered over and sat down beside Jack. "Give up on trying to explain Cyndi, and let him find out for himself. I will tell you as long as you are on her good side, you're in. If you piss her off, heaven help you."

"Talking about me, huh?", Cyndi asked as she walked up to the little group. "Well, If you're talking about me. You're leaving someone else alone.", she laughed sitting down with them. "Everything's ready, go eat.", she said, stretching her legs out in front of her.

It became a race to the buffet table, everyone had the munchies and wanted to be first in line. Except Sesshomaru and Cyndi. She pulled out a blunt and looked at him, "You mind?" She lit it when he shook his head.

"Why do you smoke that shit?", Sesshomaru asked her.

"Why do you drink that shit?", she asked back. Indicating to his cup of sake.

"Touche", he respinded. She gave him a little grin.

"You don't drink?", he asked.

"Not really. Once in a great while, and I have to be in the mood. I'm sick for days after drinking, alcohol doesn't like me.", she explained. He nodded his understanding.

Jack came over with his plate laden with food. He looked at them, "Aren't you guys eating?" Cyndi gave him a funny look. He laughed and said, "I know you don't want to ruin your high."

Juggling his plate with one hand, he reached for the blunt. "I don't think so, either smoke or eat. Not both at the same time. I swear, I have to teach you everything.", she said, "Don't you think I deserve a blunt by myself? I have to catch up. If not, you guys will pass out and I'll be partying all alone. You know I can smoke you under the table."

Matt walked up to them, "You think you can smoke me under?"

Jack poked him, "She's smoked more than one under. I wouldn't push, you'll be the first one out. Then, Cyndi will have you." He turned to Cyndi, "By the way what's the plan for tonight."

Cyndi looked innocently at him, "What do you mean, the plan?"

"Don't act like you do no wrong. What are you going to do to the first person to pass out?", Jack asked.

"Worried about it, huh? Are you still mad about the eyebrow?", Cyndi grinned at him.

Sesshomaru interrupted, "What are you talking about?"

"I like to torment the first person to pass out at a party. Last time, Jack here, lost an eyebrow. I shaved it off. You can help if you want, but one rule. If they make it to their bed it's hands off.", Cyndi said.

Sesshomaru looked at her like she had lost her mind. She smiled at him, and leaned to him, whispering, "They manage to make it to their beds this way. Then I'm not tripping all over them in the morning. There's always a method to my madness." Sesshomaru couldn't stop himself, he grinned at her. He was beginning to think he understood her.

Just then, a blue Chevy Suburban, pulled into the driveway. Cyndi turned around and whistled at the man getting out. "Well, DAMN, where did you come from, hot stuff?", she asked, sidling up to him.

"My mother.", he answered.

"Well, thank her for me.", she responded.

"Are you married, cutie? Would the wife mind if I had a little fun with you?", she teased, running her hands along his chest.

"Depends on what kind of fun?", he said.

Sesshomaru watched this exchange between Cyndi and this man. He leaned over to Jack, "Who is that man? Does she always come on to men like this?"

Jack laughed until tears came to his eyes, "That man is my Dad, and Cyndi's husband. They play like that all the time."

Cyndi led Big Jack and Jasmine to Sesshomaru and introduced them. They went over to get something to eat. Then everyone cleaned up after they finished, and Cyndi brought out cheesecakes for dessert.

Matt got out his guitar to play, while everyone relaxed after pigging out on their dinners. He started to sing "Hey there Delilah", by the Plain White T's.

Cyndi got this evil little look on her face. She looked at Sesshomaru and put a finger to her lips, indicated he should plug his ears. As soon as he did, Cyndi started screaming. "Oh, my god, it's Matt. Can I have your autograph?" Please, help me, I'm going to faint. I want to have your baby!!!"

Matt turned red and called her a bitch. Cyndi threw her head back and laughed. She looked at Sesshomaru and winked. "Well, someone has to keep your egos in check.", she said.

Taylor walked over and whispered something to Matt, and he nodded vigorously. "I have an idea. Let's play Truth or Dare.", Taylor said.

"Oh, see. Now you are going to try to get even. Do you think it'll work? OK you are on!", Cyndi said.

Big Jack looked at the group and said, "I'm staying out of it. That includes you too, wifey."

Cyndi grinned at him, "You know you'll help, baby. You know what will NOT happen if you don't."

Big Jack laughed, "I’ll just take it then."

"Yeah right, you THINK you will. Well I'll just sleep with Josh and Denzel then, I know you won't join me in there.", she teased back. Her eyes twinkling.

Taylor said, "Ok I'll start things off." She looked around at the little group and said, "Larry, truth of dare?"

Larry thought a moment and said, "Dare."

Josh got up and went into the house, saying, "I'll be right back, I gotta take a leak."

Taylor said, "Ok, Larry. You have to streak across the yard."

"All right.", Larry said. He stood and went around the corner of the house. He stripped and yelled, "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Crazy cock. Here I come!" He came running around the house only to have Josh turn a spotlight on him as he ran across the grass. Laughter erupted from everyone sitting there.

After, Larry dressed. He came back and sat down. He said, "It's my turn. Tina, truth or dare?"

Tina was ready for him. She said, "Dare."

He gave her a grin, "Ok, make out with LeAnn."

Tina got up without hesitation and went over and kissed LeAnn. She went back to her seat and said, "Chelsey, truth or dare."

Chelsey said, "Dare"

Tina gave Chelsey a look and said, "Give Jack a blow job."

"I'm not doing that. That is so disgusting.", Chelsey whined.

"Well, you agreed to play the game, now do what you were dared to do. Take it inside, Please. I don't want to watch you gag yourself until you puke", Cyndi interjected.

Jack and Chelsey went inside, and they came back a while later. Chelsey looked green around the gills, and Jack was grinning from ear to ear.

Chelsey looked at Jack, "Truth or dare?"

Jack said, "Dare."

Chelsey gave him a grin and said, "You have to eat a serving spoon of mayonnaise."

Jack got a look on his face and said, "No way. That will make me sick. Besides, Chelsey, you really didn't want to give me a blow job. Cyndi made you."

Cyndi interrupted, "And I'm going to make you do it , too."

Larry said, "No, Miss Cyndi, not eating mayonnaise is the blackest part of Jack."

Jack grabbed a spoonful of mayonnaise and shoved it into his mouth, leaving a small glob on the corner.

Cyndi couldn't resist, "Jack, what's that white stuff on your mouth? Are you sure Chelsey took care of you?" Every one laughed. Sesshomaru gave her a strange look.

Jack looked around to the group and said, "Matt, truth or dare?"

Matt said, "Dare."

"Do a bar spin.", Jack said.

Matt grimaced, "I'll try." He got up and got on his bike. He did a bunny hop and spun the handle bar, but it didn't spin all the way around. When he came down, he smashed his balls on the frame of the bike. He screamed like a little girl, and everyone hit the floor laughing.

When Matt sufficiently recovered, he looked around the group and said, "Josh, truth or dare?"

Josh looked at Matt, and said, "Dare."

Matt gave Josh a big grin and said, "I DARE you to make out with Sesshomaru."

Josh jumped up and headed toward him. "This Sesshomaru does not like males. If you touch me, I will separate your head from your body.", he said. Josh did a one eighty and went to sit down. Cyndi grinned at Sesshomaru.

Josh looked around and said, "Taylor, truth or dare?"

Taylor said, "Dare."

"I dare you to make out with Julie.", he said.

Taylor grinned, "Any day"

She went over and started kissing Julie. "All right, show's over. I'm not in the mood for lesbian porn tonight. Although, I probably just broke every guy's heart here." , Cyndi said. Fake groans erupted from the group.

Taylor went back to her seat. Looking around she said, "Denzel, truth or dare."

Denzel, "Dare."

She smiled at him, "You have to give Josh a blow job."

Denzel rolled his eyes, but got up and went to Josh. "Uh-uh, same rules apply to you. Take it inside. I definitely don't want to watch that.", Cyndi said.

They went into the house, and came back out a while later. Denzel sat down. Looked around and says, "Joe, truth or dare?"

Joe responded, "Dare."

Denzel said, "You have to smoke a cigarette."

Joe said, "That's easy. Give me one." He lit the cigarette and started to smoke it. He looked around at everyone and said, "LeAnn, truth or dare?"

LeAnn said, "Dare."

Joe said, "You have to flash Sesshomaru." LeAnn stood up and flashed her breasts to Sesshomaru.

"All right guys. It's time to leave Sesshomaru alone. Before you piss him off.", Cyndi said. Sesshomaru gave her a strange look.

LeAnn sat down and said, "Jasmine, truth or dare."

"Dare.", Jasmine said.

"You have to French kiss Jeremy.", LeAnn smirked.

Jasmine blushed, but got up and followed through on her dare. When she sat back down, she said, "Julie, truth or dare."

Julie answered, "Truth."

Jasmine grinned at her. "How old were you when you lost your virginity?"

"Fifteen.", was the answer. Julie looked at Jeremy, "Truth or dare?'

Jeremy answered, "Dare."

"You have to kiss Matt.", she said. Jeremy stood and gave Matt a quick on the cheek. Cyndi laughed at him.

Jeremy looked around, he grinned at Cyndi. "Truth or dare, Aunt Cyndi?", he asked.

"Truth, you little snot.", she said.

He grinned at her, "Where is the strangest place you've ever done it?"

Cyndi laughed, "I'm changing my mind. I want a dare."

"Oh, no. No changing your mind.", Jeremy said.

"Ha, that's what you think. This is my house, therefore my rules. I get to change my mind. Besides you are supposed to RESPECT your elders, and my sex life is not your business. Do you really want to think about your favorite Aunt Cyndi having sex?", she said.

Jeremy got this look on his face and said, "You're right. Dare it is. You have to drink three shots of Jack Daniels one after another."

Cyndi looked at him, "You know you are wrong on so many levels. Set them up." Jeremy poured the whiskey into 3 shot glasses. She took a deep breath and downed them. "Happy now?", she asked them.

Jeremy said, "Yep."

"Oh, It's my turn to torture now.", she grinned. "Who will be my victim?" Her eyes roved over the group and landed on Sesshomaru. Her grin grew exponentially, "Sesshomaru, truth or dare?"

"I do not play games.", he responded.

"What's wrong? Are you afraid?", she taunted him.

He narrowed his eyes, "This Sesshomaru fears nothing. Dare."

Laughter shined from her eyes. "I dare you to smoke a blunt with me.", she said.

He surprised her by saying, "I accept your dare." She rolled the blunt, lit it, and showed him how to inhale.

He choked on the first couple of inhales, but soon got the hang of it. Cyndi could see that the weed was starting to affect him. She knew he had enough when he laughed at anything that was said.

Sesshomaru looked at Cyndi and said, "You know you are very strange, don't you?"

Cyndi looked at him, "Of course, I love every minute of it, too. I wouldn't have it any other way." He seemed to find that hilarious, and he laughed until tears came to his eyes.

Someone turned on the radio and "I'm too sexy", by Right Said Fred came on. Sesshomaru said, "I know that song", jumped up and started dancing and singing to it. He even pretended to walk the catwalk.

Everybody was in stitches. When the song ended and he sat back down. Cyndi looked at him and said, "Doesn't it feel good just to let loose?" He looked at her and started laughing again.

When Cyndi looked over at him a few minutes later, he was sound asleep in his chair. His head had fallen back and his mouth was hanging open. She poked Big Jack and smiled. She stood up and walk over to Sesshomaru. She shook him awake and motioned for him to follow.

She led him to the spare bedroom she had chosen for him. She helped him into bed and covered him up. He grabbed her hand and mumbled, "Thank you."

She gave him a motherly smile and said, "Good night, Sesshomaru. Sleep well. I'll see you tomorrow." She turned and left him to go back to sleep, pulling the door closed behind her.

the end