InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Perfect Christmas Gift ❯ Scheming ( Chapter 1 )

Scheming

Hey all, this is my fanfic. I decided to make an Inuyasha fanfic a while back, but seeing as I love him, I decided I too would be a main character! So now I am an inviting all my friends to a Christmas party- my style! However, not only my friends coming, but also the IY characters, not to mention a few enemies of mine. Let's just see how this turns out for me- an un-chaperoned party at former-miss-goody-two-shoes house with her reckless friends?- Inuyasha- ancient Japan to modern New Mexico is a big step- and the others (`Tis the season of mistletoe and lots of presents).

Things your probably wondering…-

-How Inu and co. got here. Um, they're exchange students? That'll do…. Yah, ok, there're all exchange students living in my house.

-Which character am I…… the freak! What…. That's all of them….. I'm Erica.

-What are the pairings. Only 2 real*real (real person and real person) couples, the rest are Inu*real.

-Why is there only one finger without nail polish on my hands… Because it is a non conformist and would like to be known as the artist formally known as Wallis.

-How do the Inu characters look… the same as always, except Ship how is average height now…

That should do it. To the story!

Inuyasha frowned as he looked at the house he was to stay in for a month as an exchange student (it was Kagome's idea). He couldn't believe he was going along with it. It also amazed him that he was an exchange student even though he didn't go to school. Whatever. All he knew was he and his friends (Kagome, Shippou, Kouga, Sango, Miroku, and Kikyo) were staying here over Christmas, which he had no idea had existed until now, but hey- he didn't even know New Mexico existed until now, not to mention the whole western hemisphere. A short, black haired woman greeted the group at the door.

"Oh, hi everyone! I'm Carmen, and this is my husband, Jose, and my daughters Tania, Carla, Amanda, and Erica." Jose waved and smiled at them, whereas the girls were happily watching TV. Suddenly, Erica decided she didn't want her sisters in her story, so the phone rang.

"I GOT IT!" Amanda yelled. She picked up, muttered yah, yah, mm hm, ok a couple times and hung up.

"Tania, Carla, our plane to Rome is arriving early, let's leave now. Erica, you can stay here to, you know, feed the fish and all.." Erica nodded, not listening. After the three girls left Erica turned off the telly and finally decided to greet her guests.

"Sup, I'm Erica. You guys must be the exchange students. We have four extra beds, four recliners, two couches, and an additional couch bed in the garage. Fight over what ever ones you want." After they had chosen where they were to sleep and had put their stuff away Erica looked them up and down and shook her head wincingly.

"I'll have to call in some favors…." In a matter of minutes the doorbell rang and Kristina was there with some clothes for everyone that she collected from other friends. (Inu- some of Cheese's Zim and Noodle Boy shirts, some jeans, and some skater shoes; Kag- some of Manda's gothic blouses, jeans, skirts, fishnet everything, heels; Ship- some of Jake's band shirts, jeans, and boots; Kouga- some of David's anime shirts, jeans, and sneakers; Sango- some of Mary's super-cute plaid shirts and some of Erica's pleasant shirts, jeans, skirts, and sandals; Miroku- some of Josh's camo shirts, jeans, and tennis shoes; Kikyo- some of Natalee's slut shirts, skirts, jeans, and stilettos. Oh, and by the way, everybody got spikes except Kikyo. No one quite trusted her with them.) Inuyasha flinched.

"I am not wearing any of this…" he muttered as he tossed a Noodle Boy shirt away from him in disgust. Erica gasped and Kristina ran up and slapped him.

"How DARE you insult the great noodle boy shirt!" she screamed. In a fit of anger she ripped off Inuyasha's shirt and pulled an Invader Zim shirt over his head.

"You will wear it and you will like it- which means no complaining!" she alleged. Inuyasha growled, but Kristina's glare hushed him. "Now," she began, "Put on those jeans because you don't want me to take off your pants and frankly I don't want to either." Erica was smiling in the background.

"Well," Erica said, trying to break the awkward moment, "The rest of you better change because you don't want Kristina on your back." She led them to the restrooms and bedrooms and they got dressed. When Erica's parents saw them, they couldn't help but laugh.

"Five minutes and Erica's already got to you. This is going to be an interesting month…" they said. Erica smirked.

"This is only the beginning… When is Ashley coming?"

"Around five, and we'll be gone around 5:15." Kagome blinked.

"Oh, where are you going?"

"We have a Christmas party to attend, so Erica and the rest of you will be here alone until about 9ish."

"That means 9ish in the morning…" Erica whispered to Kristina.

"Do you mind if Kristina stays mom?" Erica asked with a smile.

"Of course not, but I don't want anyone else in the house." Erica grinned with a strange glint in her eyes.

"Don't worry, you know you can trust me…" she replied, looking at the clock…. It was 4:58, and she could hardly wait any longer.

"Come on guys, why don't we hang out in my room." She invited them to a room at the end of the hall by the staircase. When they were on in her room, most everyone on the bed since it took up almost the entire space (I LIVE IN A CUBICLE) Erica shut the door and locked it.

"Oh my god!" Kristina yelped, "I've seen this on TV! She's herded us into a tiny room and now she's going to kill us!" Her comment was greeted by a pillow aimed straight for her face.

"That's for making me wear this shirt AND acting like an idiot…" Inuyasha muttered. Erica laughed.

"Oh yes, Kristina, I'll get you yet. I've got my murder weapon right here…" She pulled out a cell phone from behind her back. "Beware Kristina, everyone's one speed dial…" Kristine laughed, but she was the only one. Erica tossed over the phone. "Call whoever."

"Aye aye captain."

"As for the rest of you, tonight we're playing a little game called `Erica's-parents-are-leaving-for-a-night-and-when-they-come-home-they'll-bo th-have-major-hangovers-so-Erica-Kristina-and-Ashley-are-inviting-all-their -friends-over-to-have-a-SECRET-Christmas-party-and-we-really-wanna-keep-it- a-SECRET-so-please-don't-tell-Erica's-parents! If you win by not telling you get ton of prizes (Chocolate! Candy! Cheese! More good stuff!) and I don't make your life a living hell! Sound cool?" Everyone nodded in agreement, but Kagome looked uneasy.

"What's wrong Kagome?" Erica asked.

"Well, I think what you're doing is wrong…"

"Oh please please please Kagome, please don't take the fun out of this! Don't you think it would be nice to have a little party to get you acquainted to the town? It'll be fun!" Reluctantly, Kagome nodded.

"Alright! I love you Kagome! Any questions anyone?"

"Will there be hot girls?" Miroku asked.

"Sure, why not!"

"Do I have to stay?" Inuyasha asked.

"Oh, it'll be fun! You can't miss it! Trust me, you'll have fun!" Inuyasha grunted, but didn't comment.

"Oh, I have a question!" Kristina said, tossing the phone on the floor, "Are any of you guys going out with each other or something, because it'll be a really good party to hook up with some of our friends, but it would be cool and all if people had dates."

"Well, some of us have relationships," Kagome said, staring at Inuyasha, "But I think it would be nice to have an American boyfriend…" Inuyasha's eyes widened.

"Are you dumping me?!"

"No, but I think it's time we took a break."

"So you're dumping me?"

"Well, if you wish to be so rude, sure, why not!" They both folded their arms and looked at opposite walls.

"Hey, Miroku, wanna get different dates?" Sango asked.

"Okay, I'd like to see what an American girl is like…"

"OK, that's cool," Kristina told everyone, "But what about you three?" Kikyo blinked.

"I get Inuyasha," she announced.

"And I get Kagome," Kouga decided.

"Ok, I'll take her," Shippou said, pointing to Kristina, who blushed and busied herself by dialing up another person on the phone.

"I won't go with you!" Inuyasha and Kagome both yelled to their stalkers.

"I'd love to go with you," Kristina mouthed to Shippou.

"And WHY can't you go with me?!" Kikyo inquired of Inuyasha.

"Uh, I got a date!"

"And that would be?"

"Her!" he replied, randomly pointing at Erica, who was extremely confused. He looked who he was pointing too, and loudly muttered, "Aw, shit!"

"And why, my love, why won't you escort me?" Kouga whimpered. Erica resisted the urged to say `because you said that like a queer."

"Because, uh, I have a date too, and I think we should just be, uh, friends."

"You..have a date?"

"Yes," she said nervously. She was about to point and Miroku, but she knew him too well. She grabbed the phone from Kristina.

"You're my date for the party. Be here early, as in now. I hope you don't mind the sudden beginning of this relationship but hurry!" She hung it up.

"You are so lucky you didn't take the phone a minute ago," Kristina giggled, "Because then you would've been going with Mandy instead of David!"

Meanwhile Kouga was on the verge of tears, "Rejected for a rectangle with speaker holes…"

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door…