InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Really Messed-up Blanket Scenario.. ❯ Chapter 1

Hello again. I like funny stuff, but I'm gonna try to write something silly AND romantic. Thank you all for Reading and Reviewing. It's very nice to get feedback and praise. Please tell me if you think I've succeeded in finding a happy medium between silliness and romance. I love you all! I own no one, they only live under my bed playing Final Fantasy X and making fun of Tidus. Darth Mer-Mer…

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The Really Messed Up Blanket Scenario…

Whispering is heard behind the scenes before the story starts. "Oh, thank god! Even I can handle a blanket scenario!" Someone moves around. "Yea, I get to cuddle with you! And get away with it!"

"Feh, knowing this girl she'll probably do something weird with it…" A shuffling sound of paper is heard, briefly. "Yep, look at the title…'The Really Messed Up Blanket Scenario.' I told you so."

"Well, you never know! Maybe she'll be nice this time."

More shuffling, "Look at the rating."

"Mou! Not another lemon! What's wrong with this girl!"

"You're telling me, we didn't even get anywhere in the last lemon."

"Excuse me?! You got the good end of the stick last story." (See-Tipsy or the Demon of Nonexistent Inhibitions!) Huffing, "I gave you a hand-job! You call that 'nowhere'? I didn't get anything and was barfing at the end of the last story!"

"Oh, yeah, I forgot that part."

Growl…

"No, I was drunk! Gimme a break, I'm sorry! No don't-!"

"OSUWARI! SIT SIT SIT SIT!"

Kagome stared out the window of the small shelter as the white snow fell and purified the rugged mountain landscape. It would have been very beautiful if it hadn't been so cold. Kagome sneezed, a runner of snot slid down her nose. Carefully using the one corner of her blanket she whipped it away. She and Inuyasha had been caught in the sudden snowstorm and were drenched with the melted snow. They had been so lucky to find shelter, she mused, looking over her shoulder where a shivering hanyou was desperately trying to start a fire. His hair, thick with moisture was hanging in his eyes. Small beads of moisture were rolling off his face as the snow in his hair melted. His gold eyes looked up at her and narrowed. Growling in his throat, Inuyasha glared at her as the fire refused to be lit. All the wood they he had found had been as drenched as he was. Kagome smirked and nestled deeper into the warm folds of her blanket, taunting him.

He looked away and shook his hands. Gods, they were so cold…stupid wench wouldn't even share her blanket with him. Grumble, grumble…Damn fire wouldn't even start. He couldn't even strike one of Kagome's fire sticks, his hands were shaking so badly. Again he looked up to see Kagome still staring at him. This was payback. One stupid comment and she was willing to let him freeze to death in front of her eyes. As if she knew what he was thinking, a small, evil smile spread over Kagome's face. "What's the matter, Inuyasha?" She narrowed her eyes, "Are you not getting anywhere?"

"I'm too cold." He sighed and held his hands up to show how they were shaking. "I said that I was sorry already. Just let me warm up, then I can start a fire and neither of us will be cold." He said through his tightly clamped teeth.

Kagome shifted. "No, you can't share the blanket." A blush brushed her cheeks.

"Why not?" He knew his voice sounded whiney, but he was too cold to care. The hut was watertight but puffs of icy air sneaked through the cracks in the walls. He looked up at his hair to find that chunks of it were icing over. "Come on Kagome…please?"

"No," She held the blanket tighter to her. "I'm naked."

Oooh, naked Kagome. That mental image had warmed him slightly.

"Now you're thinking dirty thoughts. No way I'm letting you under this blanket." She scooted away.

Inuyasha scooted closer, crawling on all fours towards the shaking girl, gold eyes staring at her from under a mass of wet, white hair. "Don't you want to cuddle?" He smiled and tried to look harmless.

"No. I'm naked, my clothes were wet. I just got warm and you are all drenched."

"I can fix that!" He started to pull his hakata off.

"Stop right there or I'll kick you out of this hut, I swear to god!"

"Kagoooome! Please it's too cold, I can't feel my hands."

"I'll let you warm you hands only. Then you can start the fire and get yourself warm." She glared at him. He had said what he said in a moment of stupidity, he did that a lot. And he did look cold. She reached out and pulled his to her under the blanket. "If you try anything, I swear, I will sit you so many times you won't be able to walk for a week!"

Inuyasha narrowed his eyes. Stupid woman, he knew a way to make her have a hard time walking too. Sighing, he felt some of the heat reach his hands. He scooted a little closer, resting his damp head against Kagome's shoulder. The rest of him was so cold…maybe he could sleep for a little bit and feel better after that. He was tired. Letting his eyes flutter shut, he peeked at Kagome one more time.

Kagome was shocked how cold his hands really were. Now that his hands were under the blanket she was having trouble finding a place to put them. Everywhere seemed to be a bad idea. Finally she slipped them between her knees, that way she could trap him if he should decide to try something. She looked down to make sure he knew she was too mad for the placement to be sexual. To her surprise he was dosing lightly on her shoulder. His shivering body caused her to rethink her selfishness. Then his words about what had happened in the forest when they were under the influence of the Nonexistent Inhibition Demon echoed in her mind and the anger soared back into place. What had happened then had definitely been something to her. He must not have felt the same way, calling it not getting anywhere. She reached down and circled his hands with her own. They were warmer now…the anger in her was helping she supposed.

Inuyasha slowly felt himself slipping further into sleep. Only with Kagome watching him would he allow himself to sleep in a time like this. He trusted her…even though she was mean sometimes. Like when he freezing and she wouldn't share a blanket. As the world around him started to be dabbed with the colors of pictures and memories, his mind turned to the girl who had fallen into his life. The smell of her hair, the way she smiled at him…the warmth of her hands. In his sleep he grinned. Oooooh, her hands…they had done naughty things to him and his 'man-root' as she had written in her diary. He remembered the way her teeth and warm tongue had felt on his sensitive ears. She had funny words…but he had liked them. Not that he'd admit it to her.

Kagome started as Inuyasha started to laugh softly. "Hee hee hee…man-root." He shifted, and before Kagome could react his hands had slipped down to the apex of her thighs. Gasping she tried to shift to no avail, they were still so cold! The roughness of his callused, freezing hands caused her legs to shake as they rested happily at the entrance to the warmest part of her body. Resisting the urge to smack him, she gently shook his shoulder. "Inuyasha, wake up…you need to start the fire now."

He only whimpered and curled closer to her, deep in sleep and wound up in his dreams. She was kissing him. Kagome was kissing him. Her lips were so warm, almost fevered. He smiled, so happy that she didn't care that he was half of anything. In his dream, she smiled back, tossing her arms around him and holding on for forever.

He still can't have the blanket…she thought as she gently removed his hands from her warmth. She crawled to the other side of the hut to try to start the fire herself. He could sleep, he probably needed it with all the dirty things going on in his mind. She grimaced. He truly was a dirty little puppy.

From his place across the room, Inuyasha shook again and growled. In his dream, the skies had become dark, bruising clouds covering the blue. Kagome tossed her head back and screamed as he held her. Looking down in horror, he saw an arrow sticking out of Kagome's small back. He started awake. Kagome wasn't next to him anymore. Frightened, he looked quickly around…there she was! Well, there was her butt…the blanket was big enough to cover her sitting down, but she was trying to start the fire. Raised up on her knees, weight supported by her elbows, Kagome was giving quite a show to anyone who was behind her. And Inuyasha was definitely behind her. His eyes grew wide, inside he was fighting if he should to pretend to be asleep or grab her to make sure she was really there after the events of his dream. His mind told him to be quiet, his body said to hold her.

Kagome fiddled with the matches. Angry, her hips swayed and wiggled. Stupid things must have gotten wet too.

Slowly, as the dream dissipated from his mind, Inuyasha felt the overwhelming need to confirm her existence. But, it slowly moved on to…more interesting matters. Okay, his mind whispered…she's concentrating really hard on something…that means she's oblivious to the world. She needs to quit shaking her hips like that! He gritted his teeth. He wasn't nearly as cold now. A slow smirk grew across his face. Oh, revenge was good, but having her beg was going to be twice as sweet. Creeping slowly behind her, he readied himself, stripping off his wet clothes as he inched closer and closer to Kagome's jiggly rear.

Kagome sensed the attack a split second before he tackled her. Yipping as she rolled to the ground, she shouted as the warmth of the blanket was jerked away from her shoulders.

Inuyasha howled in triumph. Twisting the blanket tightly around his entire body, one corner flopped over the top of his head, warming his ears, in the time it took Kagome to look around. She glared at her assailant, trying to cover her naked body, thankful that the sun had already set. At least he couldn't see her. She removed her hands and gave him the finger in the semi-darkness.

Chuckling low in his throat, he raised an eyebrow. "I'm half youkai, remember. I can see you." He taunted, snuggling deeper into the blanket. Eyes transfixed on the sight of Kagome's naked body. "What's the matter, are you cold?" He snickered as Kagome threw her arms up to shield her breasts. Her breath made small indignant puffs in the cold air.

"I'll say it…" She whispered, teeth chattering.

"Go ahead, I've still got the blanket, even if you sit me, you won't be able to get it out from under me!" He grinned.

Damn, Kagome thought. He's outsmarted her again. She pouted, "It's your fault I didn't let you share the blanket."

"How!?" He yelled.

"You said, you said…" She trailed off.

"I said what?" He huffed. He hadn't done anything.

"You said that we hadn't gotten anywhere."

"That's not fair! You can't bring in things we said before the story started!"

"Well, it was mean! It meant something to me!" She shouted; fighting to keep herself covered. "Even if we were drunk, it was important to me!" The tears were threatening to spill out of her shut eyes. God, she was so sick of crying during things like this. Now she was freezing too, the world was just too cruel! "Now I'm naked and cold!"

"Well, I'm naked too." He tilted his head, the blanket shifted, covering one side of his face. He shook his head and the blanket went back into place. "But I'm not cold anymore."

Kagome threw the box of matches at him. They flew over his head. "Ha ha, ya missed!" He dodged as Kagome launched at him.

"Give me my blanket back!" She grabbed a corner, Inuyasha slapped at it with one hand and pinning hers. She grabbed another corner with her free hand. He twisted his legs around the blanket and pinned that hand too. Huffing, they found themselves at an impasse. The blanket was only around his waist now…feet sticking out to keep Kagome from wrenching it away, the last corner firmly clenched between his teeth. Kagome had a good grip but both her hands were grabbing the blanket, leaving her open. Breathing heavily, Kagome whispered, "Why don't we just share the blanket?"

"No, mine." He mumbled around the cloth.

"We're supposed to share it, Inuyasha, this is a blanket scenario." She hissed.

"Don't care. Mine."

"So you're gonna let me freeze to death?"

"Not if you let go of the blanket." He whispered, eyes inches away from her own.

Kagome sat back slightly on her haunches. "And if I let go, will you share?"

"Maybe."

She let go.

"Heh, baka. Mine!" With a blink of an eye, he was firmly entrenched in the blanket again. He grinned at her.

Kagome glared at him, "You said you'd share!"

"No, I said maybe I'd share." He leaned back. "Oooh, so warm. Too bad you gave me five sits in a row, or I would have shared."

"Fine, what do I have to do?" Kagome's glare never wavered.

The smirk on his face threatened to split his head. "You have to do whatever I say! Now, say-"

"No bad words! It hurt the ratings."

"Oh, okay then." He paused to think. "Act sexy."

"What?"

"You know, act sexy…you're usually so shy!"

Her eyes narrowed. "No."

He smiled suggestively. "You were sexy in the forest."

"It was warm there. I'm too cold to be sexy here!" She shouted.

"Then no blanket." He snuggled obscenely with the cloth.

Kagome stomped to the other side of the hut, sat down and hugged her legs to her body. She tried very hard not to shiver.

One minute passed…shiver.

Five minutes passed…shiver, shiver, shiver.

Ten minutes passed…shiver, shiver, shiver, shiver, shiver.

"Alright, fine…" Kagome grumbled and stood up. Shaking her body, she took a deep breath. "Sexy…sexy…think sexy." What would be sexy to Inuyasha? She swept her hair over her shoulders and narrowed her eyes. She managed the iciest look she could, pitched her voice deeper and whispered. "Inuyasha, come to hell with me." She said, mimicking Kikyo.

"That's so not funny." He growled, remembering his dream. "I want Kagome to act like Kagome and be sexy…Not an imitation of Kikyo."

She shook her head, secretly happy at his reaction. She was the one naked here with a naked Inuyasha. Not the ice queen of snaky youkai. Hee hee hee, that's a good name for her, she though. Her body shivered reminding her that, yes, Kagome, it's very cold out here. "Okay, okay."

Inuyasha raised an eyebrow as Kagome swaggered towards him, her hair back in it's proper form as it bounced on her white shoulders. Her breasts bounced lightly, as if teasing him to bite them. "Inuyasha…" She whispered in her own voice this time. She leaned down next to him. "Please, lets share the blanket. I'm all cold. See I'm shaking." She stroked her hand up towards his ears. Letting her hands shake against them, her fingertips just slightly brushing the soft fur there. "Won't you share?"

"Nope. Mine." He grinned at her.

She looked up at him through her eyelashes, lower lip pouting. "Inuyasha…"

"Yes?"

"You have a snot bubble in your nose." She pointed then leaned away.

He quickly whipped it away. Kagome took a chance with the blanket; she grabbed it and pulled with all her strength. Without thinking Inuyasha grabbed it as she pulled. There was a loud ripping sound then silence.

Kagome glared at him…Inuyasha glared at her.

Then at the same time they yelled. "Look what you did to the blanket!"

At their feet were the shreds of what had been a blanket. Inuyasha's claws had shredded it into eleven neat strips a few inches thick and seven feet long. Kagome's face crumbled. "Now we can't cuddle!" Tears fell down her cheeks, making them even colder. "What's the point of this damn story! She took away our blanket! We can't have a blanket scenario without a blanket!"

"Come on, Kagome, it's okay." He reached out to her and pulled her into a tight hug. "See, now we have no choice but to cuddle!" He whispered in her ear, "Remember to stay in character!"

"Oh, yeah. Sorry!" She whispered back, then noticed that Inuyasha was still very naked, pressed against her. Heat rushed up her cheeks, making her face so hot, it steamed in the cold air. "I-Inuyasha…"

"Kagome…" He nuzzled her head, happy to finally have her in his arms.

"I-Inuyasha…" Kagome hesitated.

"What is it Kagome?" He whispered, his voice deep with passion. Ready to grant his woman anything she asked for.

She pointed down at his excited manhood. "I remember it being bigger…"

"IT'S COLD, WOMAN!"

"Oh." She said, quietly. She leaned up and kissed him gently on the lips. "Well, it'll be hot in here in a bit, won't it?" She wrapped her arms around his neck and pressed her shaking body to his. She loved how well they fit together when they kissed. They hadn't had a lot of practice, but what little experience they had, they used to the fullest extent. His arms snaked around her waist, holding her closer, molding her body to his. He pulled her to the dirt floor, pushing her under him. His hands ran the length of her slim body, leaving wonderful trails of warmth. His hand rubbed her shoulder then followed the flow of her collarbone to her throat. His fingers finding metal, he stopped to look at the metal contraption at Kagome's throat.

"What's this?" He held up a small silver charm in the hiragana of her name. Ka-Go-Me, scripted in the white metal shone dimly in the moon light.

"It's a birthday present from Sota. It's pretty isn't it?" She folded one arm under her head and fiddled with the chain, letting spin and gleam, reflecting in his eyes.

"I didn't know you had a birthday…"

She smiled and pulled him to her, "This can be my present." She whispered before kissing him again, more deeply this time. Her tongue gently ran over his lips, politely seeking entrance. Inuyasha invited her in and deepened the kiss even more, threatening to devour her whole, starting with her mouth. Kagome smiled and ran her hands up his back and through his soft hair. It had finally dried out, now that the ice was out of it. Her nails hit a snag and he looked up at her grunting. Smiling guiltily, she stroked his cheek and whispered, "Sorry, I just wish I had such nice hair."

"I like your hair." He said, leaning closer to her ear to smell it. "It smells like food."

Kagome looked puzzled for a moment, sighed and replied, "Oh, Inuyasha, you're so romantic. You always know what to say." She wrapped one leg around his.

He grinned, dipping down to kiss her lips, then working down her cheek to her ear. Kagome made wonderful little gasping noises as he nibbled on the lobe. He licked the soft skin of her jaw and nipped at her throat. His tongue darted to the hollow of her neck…

Kagome wove her fingers through his bangs, fingertips playing with the edge of his soft ears. She was so entranced with the feelings that she didn't notice what had happened until Inuyasha spoke up.

"Kakaomeh...I'm sthuch." His tongue had run over her cold silver necklace and stuck to it. Now he was fighting to get free.

Kagome tried very hard not to laugh as she leaned down and kissed Inuyasha sweetly, breathing warm air on the charm until it slid off his tongue. "Silly." She reached up and pulled him close. "I really do love you, you know." She whispered, shuddering with something more than the cold.

He became still above her. "I know…" He whispered. "That's why you're still with me, even though I have to save Kikyo."

Kagome fought the urge to be jealous. "Because I love you, I want to make you happy." It had been decided long ago. Even though she was still so young, by this age's standards, she should have already been married. And if there was anyone who she wanted more for a husband, she didn't know who could ever fill the shoes of the man she was with now. She slid her hands slowly down to his nether regions taking time to feel the strong muscles in his abdomen, caressing the warmth there. He buried his head in her shoulder, back arching. "No matter what, for now, I want you to love life." Tears slipped out of her eyes, the thought of losing him to terrible to fathom. "Even if it's only for a little while. I want you to live this life to the fullest!" She looked at him, fighting to be brave for him, then whispered. "If it's okay, I want to live it with you for as long as I can." He burrowed his head tighter along her shoulder. She placed her small hand on the back of his head. He reached around her and hugged her tightly against him, shaking. Kagome thought she felt something wet on her shoulder and smiled as he nodded his head against the small wet tears he had cried.

He slowly released her and laid his head to her chest. Sighing contently, he looked back up at her. "You're giving me something that Kikyo will never be able to give me again." He reached out and brought her hand to his lips. Placing small kisses on her fingers, his soft ear brushed the skin of her breast.

Kagome looked down at him confused. "What have I given you?"

"You gave me the sound of your heart."

He shifted and gently licked Kagome's breast. His sharp teeth grazed the skin and lapped at the growing warmth. Lips found her nipple, teasing it with his warm tongue. The hard pebble tasted so much like Kagome's smell, it was almost overwhelming. His arm reached down to her thighs. His hands found the small tuft of hair there. Gently cupping his hand around her womanhood, he looked up at Kagome as she groaned. Taking that as permission to go on, he carefully slid a finger down her cleft. Surprised how wet and warm she was, he raised back up to kiss her again. Swallowing shakily, he whispered, "How do humans do this?"

Kagome opened her eyes, full of warmth as they always were. "Do what Inuyasha?"

"Fuc-" Kagome placed a hand over his mouth before he could say it.

"In my time, that is a bad word. That word means sex without feeling or love. I don't want to do that." She shook her head.

"What do you want to do then?" He asked confused.

"Get somewhere." She smiled and blushed. "I want us to make love."

"But you said you loved me already. How can I make love when it's already there?" He looked away disappointed and confused, ears drooping. "I can't make love for you."

Kagome bit her lip. "Why not?" She too was disappointed.

"I already love you too much to make more love." He looked back at her quickly, gold eyes flashing. "I want to, Kagome, I really do! But I just don't think I'm strong enough to love you anymore than I already do. It'd kill me." He shouted, pulling her close again. "I'm sorry!"

Kagome started to laugh softly and happily as she clutched Inuyasha to her. "No, you don't have to actually create love, but only when it's already there can you make love with your bodies." She carefully explained. "You just have to be careful with me, I'm human and not as strong as you."

Inuyasha very slowly smiled again, his eyes still haunted by the idea that Kagome would reject him. "Okay." He carefully slid between her legs and looked back at her.

She nodded, her body reacting to his presence and nearness to her warmth. Pressure built deep within her. The cold wasn't even spared the space for a single thought as Inuyasha carefully pushed into her. She watched as his eyes squeezed shut at the feeling, his mouth open enough for her to hear him sigh. Watching him, helped deal with the pain. He didn't need to worry about that part, she thought as a small smile spread on his face. "You're so warm…" He whispered, leaning down. Again he listened to her heartbeat, simply getting used to the feeling of being surrounded by Kagome.

Kagome felt the pain reside like a tide, pain pulled away as the warm full feeling swept over her in warm waves. Finally, she thought, her heart full of love and trust. As he started to move, Kagome pulled his face to hers and kissed his forehead. "Inuyasha, this is how we make love…" She whispered, holding him close.

Something deep in him called to something even deeper in Kagome's soul. It flared around him, familiar and welcoming. Moving towards it, he finally knew where his love had disappeared to. His love wasn't in the body resurrected with mud and bones. It was here, silent and waiting to be recognized. He smiled and moved in her, feeling her shift around him. Kagome's small fingers grasped at his shoulders.

Oh, gods…every small movement sent fire through her. After the cold, it was so sudden sparks were going off behind her eyes. Grasping for anything, her hands found his soft hair again and the strong muscles of his shoulder. Her body shuddered, feeling him full her. She didn't care what he thought of her over romantic words, it was the only way to compare this feeling of completeness.

Something was building deep in him. He felt it and with some part of his brain acknowledged it. Slowly but surely increasing his pace, he heard Kagome moan under him. Her body was radiating heat, body flushed pink with feeling. Her hips pushed up to meet his, helping him…urging him to take her. Images flashed through his heart. Kagome freeing him from his 50-year sleep, Kagome standing beside him against every foe…Holding him after he had killed all the bandits in his youkai form. She didn't care he couldn't get the smell of the blood off. She wasn't revolted; she accepted all of him. She was trusting him in all things…lying open to him was her body, heart and the soul of his only love.

He had accepted her. Deep in her heart, she felt something shift and click into place. In that instant, the world imploded, turning dark, then brilliant with every color that existed in the world. The kaleidoscope of colors ended with the color of Inuyasha's eyes as he watched her writhe beneath him. As she reached up to kiss him, she felt a shiver run from his toes to his ears and felt the liquid warmth of his seed fill her womb. He gasped her name as she held him close until the shaking subsided. "Inuyasha…" she murmured as he sighed above her.

"Umm?" He shifted off her and pulled her closer, circling her body protectively.

"I'm glad you tore up the blanket…"

"Feh, it was your fault…but I forgive you." He reached out and grabbed his jacket, finally dry. Draping it around them, he held Kagome close.

"Inuyasha…I love you."

He kissed her eyes, "Go to sleep…" He rolled closer. "You need your rest, I wanna do that again in the morning."

"Inuyasha!" She batted at him.

"Three or four more times if possible."

"INUYASHA!" She blushed furiously.

"I love you too."

She finally smiled… "Okay…g'night." She stilled for two seconds before being flipped over.

Inuyasha grinned and kissed her deeply before saying, "Okay, I was wrong, I wanna do it again. Now. Many time. Again and again."

Kagome laughed and thanked the Gods for destroying the blanket. They had to do this to keep warm after all, even if it took all night!

Owari!

Please tell me what you think…I'm kinda shy about this one since it was semi-serious. Gimme more ideas people!