InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Scariest/Funniest (You Chose) InuYasha Roleplay Ever. ❯ The Scariest/Funniest (You Chose) InuYasha Roleplay Ever. ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Narusegawa Naru
This is the whole thing, for now, and I hope you laugh as much as we did when we did this Roleplay. It starts out with Rin seeing something she did not need to see. (A picture sent by Lauren that had Sango and Miroku together)

Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 05.25.2005 | Pages: 10 | Words: 7.2K | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Completed

The Scariest/Funniest (You Chose) InuYasha Roleplay Ever
Characters:
Rin, Miroku, Sango, Koga, Sesshoumaru, Shippo, Hachi, Naraku, Kagura are played by Me!
Raurena, InuYasha, and Kagome are played by my best friend Lauren!
Kikyo and the Fan girls are split by the two of us.
 
Warning: Contains Scary Things not suitable for children of any age. But for my purposes, it shall remain PG-13.
 
Warning: There is no plot to the story. Just a whole lot of randomness.
 
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Rin: AAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DARE YOU PLAGUE SUCH INNOCENT EYES WITH YOUR FILTHY BODY O_O *THROWS THINGS AT MIROKU* I'M TELLING LORD SESSHOUMARU!
Miroku: WAIT! RIN! DON'T BE RASH!
Raurena: XD
Sango: He deserves it Rin!
Miroku: Rin! Come back!
Raurena: XDDDDDDDDDDD
Rin: *runs really fast*
Raurena: **falls over laughing**
Miroku: *grabs her arm*
Rin: CHILD ABUSE! LORD SESSHOUMARU! HELP! PERVERT! RAPE! AAAAHHHH!
Raurena: ...
Miroku: Oh SHIT!
Sesshoumaru: DIE MONK!
Kagome...here we go again
Miroku: AAAAAHHHHH! *runs for deer life*
Sango: GO SESSHOUMARU!
Miroku: SANGO!
Shippo: What an idiot...
Raurena: **looks at InuYasha**......are they always like this?
InuYasha: **snorts** yeah pretty much
Rin: *holding my eyes and screaming and running around and screaming* HE WAS RIDING HER!
Miroku: *STOPS* EH?!
Sango: *blush*
Sesshoumaru: *catches up*
Miroku: WIND TUNNEL! *sucks up Sesshoumaru*
Raurena: O_O
Shippo: O_o.......
Raurena: **kills Miroku**
Sango: *looks at Rin* oh shit...
Raurena: DONT EVER HURT SESS **hacks his hand off and gets Sess out** ... COME FROM THE ABYSS
 
Rin: *tackles down Miroku's lifeless body and beats the tar out of it, tearing him apart limb from limb*
InuYasha:......this is getting...odd
Naraku: Cheap entertainment! Popcorn? *holds some out for Inu*
Inu: keh! Knowing you you poisoned it....**sneers down at it**
Naraku: o_.; Suit yourself
Raurena: **takes a few pieces from Naraku and happily eats them** ill take some :D
Shippo: *nibbles on the popcorn*
InuYasha: H-HEY WAIT O_o
Sango: You snooze you loose InuYasha
InuYasha: damn it fine then, give me some! **grabs the bag and starts to eat mouth fulls**
Naraku: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Inu drops dead* Dog poisoning >D
Raurena: ...
Raurena: **drops dead too....me being a wolf hanyou and all**
Rin: *sitting on the few remains of Miroku's lifeless body, blood everywhere. Bones and skin lay spread across a 5 feet distance*
Kagome:......well........er......oh yeah INUYASSSHHHAAAAA!!!!!!
Rin: ._. Stupid rapist monk......he stained my dress D:
Kagome:......I don't think they hear u >_>
Sesshoumaru: *watching*
Kagome: Sesshoumaru can you use Tenseiga to revive Raurenu and InuYasha..... please ._.
Sesshoumaru: .......
Rin: o_.;
Kagome: Rin make him ><;;;
Rin: OMG XDDDDDDD *busts up laughing* YOU DIDN'T EVEN MENTION MIROKU! *falls over laughing*
Kagome:...and Miroku
Sango: A Little Late Kagome
Miroku: Gee, thanks everybody for caring.
Kagome:...eh heh
*all lifeless people stand up*
Miroku: I feel so loved! *tries to locate his arm*
InuYasha:....that was a nice...er...nap? >_>
Rin: o_o
Raurenu: **looks at Inu**....idiot
Rin: Where'd Naraku and Shippo go?
InuYasha: **shrugs**
Shippo: *STANDS ON TOP OF A TREE* WORLD DOMINATION!
Naraku: AND DONUTS!
InuYasha: **whips out Tetsusaiga & hacks Naraku's head off then a sacred arrow flies from no where and kills him** wtf? Where'd that arrow....**turns and sees Kikyo**.... o_o
Shippo: You killed my donut boy! DIE INUYASHA! *shoves a bomb in his pants*
InuYasha:.....WOAH HOLY SHIT O_O **gets the bomb out and throws it at Shippo**
Shippo: *blocks it back*
InuYasha:: STUPID BRAT WAIT UNTIL I CATCH YOU! **chases him & dodges the bomb**
Shippo: *transforms into a full grown male* you gonna try and beat me? I'm a full demon. *looks basically just like Koga but with orange fur and hair and different colored eyes*
InuYasha: full demon my ass, I've beaten plenty before, besides its nothing but an illusion
Shippo: Whatever.
InuYasha:.....WIND SCAR **blows Shippo to bits and hacks his arm off XD**
Sesshoumaru: Seems real to me InuYasha.
InuYasha: relive the life of Sesshoumaru....XD
InuYasha:..WIND SCAR WIND SCAR WIND SCAR
InuYasha:: **is blowing everything to pieces**
Raurena: ....sit boy :P *nothing happens*
Sesshoumaru: ...........THAT'S IT YOU'RE GOING DOWN! *tackles down InuYasha, throws his sword into white water rapids, and yells in his face* I'M SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF YOU AND THAT FUCKING SWORD OF YOURS! NO MORE MISTER QUEIT FOR ME!
Rin: O__________________________________________________________________________ _____________________o
InuYasha: BOUT TIME! **wrestles Sesshoumaru back**
Sesshoumaru: *slugs him*
InuYasha: **grabs Sesshoumaru by the throat and ravenously shakes him**
Rin: *jumps on Inu's back and strangles him*
Sesshoumaru: *kicks him wear it hurts*
InuYasha: **snaps at Rin, but doesn't hurt her, and continues to wrestle Sess**.......OW O_O
Sesshoumaru: *jumps backwards* you really should wear armor there like I do.
Rin: .....Not something I REALLY NEEDED TO KNOW
InuYasha: yeah exactly Sesshoumaru, u gonna talk like that around a kid?!
Sess: She's been through worse....she saw that monk naked.
Rin: BAD IMAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEES
InuYasha: And unlike you I don't need protection, yours is so small you're probably afraid it's gonna fall off, so u wear protection......
Rin: *runs around screaming and holding her eyes* IT BURNS! IT BURNS! THAT THING WAS SO SMALL! MY EYES! THEY BURN!
InuYasha: XD yeah, poor kid XD
 
Sess: *takes Inu by the throat and throws him face first into a boulder*
InuYasha: **spins and jumps off the boulder, tackling Sess from behind in mid air**
Sango: *eating popcorn*
Miroku: IT IS NOT SMALL YOU LITTLE BRAT! *chases Rin in circles*
Sess: *moves out of the way so he hits the ground* Idiot
InuYasha: **gets up and spits out dirt**...peh :P
Jaken: FEEL THE POWER OF THE STAFF OF TWO HEADS *burns Miroku's clothes*
Miroku: *runs around like a maniac while his body burns
InuYasha: **shakes off** keh...WOAH WTF **looks at Jaken**
Rin: o_O XD
Kagome:......XD
InuYasha:: **falls over laughing**
Sango & Rin: *fall over maniacally laughing*
Miroku: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!
Sess: ......*chews on some popcorn*
Miroku: *trips over InuYasha so he lights on fire too, then quickly rolls around*
InuYasha:: hey give me some! **reaches in Sess' pop corn bag and gets a handful, then sits down by Raurena*
Sess: You realize that was poisoned, right? *spits his back out*
InuYasha: **shrugs** if I can take a hit thru the stomach I don't care
Rin & Sango: *watch InuYasha burn*
InuYasha: **disintegrates, then reforms** :D
 
Sango: Lucky you have the cloth of the Fire rat.
Rin: Yeah, all you have to worry about is losing all your hair.
Miroku: *living torch that burned down half the InuYasha Forest*
Raurena: *gives Inu a normal bag of pop corn with no poison and watches**
InuYasha: **turns the bag over and begins to practically swallow the pop corn whole**
Miroku: *runs out of a nearby village with a bunch of girls chasing after him like a pop star*
Raurena: INUYASHA O_o......dear god its not gonna run away
InuYasha:...HOLY SHIT FAN GIRLS!!! RUN SESSHOUMARU! **grabs Raurena and darts off**
Kagome...HEY WHAT ABOUT ME!
Rin: O_O
InuYasha::.....Shippo get Kagome
Rin: OMG XDDDDD
Sesshoumaru: You killed him you idiot.
InuYasha::...oh yeah :D
Sesshoumaru: *sits perfectly still as Miroku runs past*
Fan girls: *swarm around Sesshoumaru and forget about the others*
InuYasha::....BYE O_o **darts off again**
Sess: ^_^
Girl 1: You're so hot Lord Sesshoumaru!
Kagome::...well that worked well for the others o_o.....**blinks**
Girl 2: Take me in your arms!
Girl 3: I love you!
Rin: O''O
InuYasha:: **looks back** heh, seems like Sess has it under control **we walk back**
Rin <--- burning up
Raurena: sick 'em Rin
Rin: *pats her feet against the ground, then tackles down InuYasha and kisses him*
Sess: ..............InuYasha..............*eyes flare*
InuYasha:: WOAH O_o
Rin: *jumps off*
InuYasha:: **struggles**
Fan girls: *huddle under a tree*
Sess: GET OVER HERE! *stands up*
InuYasha:: PEH PEH!!! PITTTOOOOOOEEEYYYYY!!! PEH!
InuYasha:: UGH! PEH PEH! ><;;;
peh=his spitting
InuYasha:: blech :P
Rin: *stands behind Sess, with a triumphant look on her face*
Sess: *kicks InuYasha in the face* SO SHE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
InuYasha:: blech....Sesshoumaru come on she's a kid O_o.....I mean yeah she's cool and but...
Sess: *picks him up by the face and throws him into the ground*
InuYasha::...she's like....9...maybe in a few years or something but no not right now.....that's just....EW
InuYasha::....WHAT AM I A BOUNCY BALL?!
Rin: YES
InuYasha:: oh shut up and go get in time out...
Sess: DO NOT EVER TELL HER WHAT TO DO. That is my job
InuYasha:: what else if your job? SEDUCING HER O_o
Sess: ....Girls....
Fan Girls: *swarm around InuYasha like little puppy dogs*
Girl 1: Take me in your arms!
Girl 2: I'm so into you!
InuYasha:: EH O_o
Girl 3: I love you!
Raurena: ... HES MINE U DAMNED BITCHES O"O
InuYasha::....er...that's nice to er....know girls >_>
Sango: *idly standing by and watching*
Girl 1: *takes him down and takes off her top*
Girl 2: *starts undoing Inu's shirt*
InuYasha:: WOAH! HEY I DIDNT NEED TO SEE THAT MA'AM!
Girl 3: *pulls the pants down*
InuYasha:: AGH! HEY WHAT THE HELL!
Sess: *turns Rin away*
InuYasha:: **jumps away from them completely naked**
Sango: *SCREAMS* INUYASHA! PUT THAT AWAY!
InuYasha:: GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE!!!!! **runs covering himself**
Sess: Girls. Come. *girls put back on their tops and skirts and things and stand behind Sess* Rin, you can turn back around now.
InuYasha:: **comes back with a cloth around his waist to cover his...you know with an army of fan girls behind him as well** two can play at this game
Rin: ....no that's ok o_O
Fan girls:: **are swarming InuYasha and tugging at his ears**
InuYasha:: STOP THAT ><;;
Fan Girls:: **back off and get behind him**
Sess: *all the dog demon girls from the west come and stand behind Sess*
Raurena: **is ready to kill the fan girls and is flame covered**
Rin: *sits next to Sango, watching Kagome*
InuYasha:: **all the inu fans from the east north and south and southwest and southeast and north east and north west come stand behind Inu**
Kagome::.... ._.
InuYasha::.....I've got u beat XD
Rin: *whispers to Kagome, 'You and Sango go stand next to InuYasha, that means you want to swarm Sesshoumaru'*
Kagome::....eh.....but....if u remember Sesshoumaru tried to KILL me....
Sango: You're bad for a 9 year old....
Rin: Not today o_.; *talking to Kagome*
Kagome:: I don't have that much interest....sorry
: Sess: *clears his throat* InuYasha, this simply means that your girls want to swarm me, and mine you.
InuYasha::.....not exactly....
Sess: *raises an eyebrow*
Fan girls:: WE WANT YOU TO LEAVE OUR PRECIOUS PUPPY ALONE! **clinging to InuYasha's neck** YOU'RE SOOOOOO MEAN TO HIM AND HIS CUTE DOG EARS
InuYasha:: **sweat drop**...er.....yeah....
Kikyo: *stands behind Sesshoumaru with Rin and Sango and Kagura*
Sango: And you leave Sesshoumaru alone!
Kagura: He did nothing!
Rin: Just buzz off!
Kikyo: *swarming over Sesshoumaru's shoulders*
Fan girls:: **pet his ears and start frolicking on how cute his ears are as InuYasha becomes irritated**
Sess: Come girls, let us leave. *walks off with Kikyo, Sango, Rin, Kagura, Ayame, and the other fan girls*
InuYasha:: HEY! GET KIKYOU BACK HERE! **starts to struggle away from the others**
Fan girls:: **drown him in the crowd by pulling him down and taking his cloth XD**
Kikyo: *looks back at InuYasha with a slight smile, then continues walking*
Raurena: ...
Sesshoumaru: You see InuYasha? I've got your woman. I won.
Rin: *sitting on Sesshoumaru's shoulders, idly kicking her feet and watching this all*
InuYasha:: **drags himself across the ground trying to pull away** KIKYOU! DANIT GET BACK HERE ><
Kikyo: I'm sorry InuYasha....but your brother is such....a ladies man....
Kagome:: **tackles Kikyo and starts yanking at her hair**
Sess: *picks up Kagome*
Kagome:: HES MINE D:<
Raurena: **sweat drops**...this is getting way to weird...now KAGOME loves Sesshoumaru? O_o
Sess: *raises an eyebrow at the strange child, then drops her* Stay on your separate sides.
Kikyo: *stands on one side of Sesshoumaru*
InuYasha:: **collapses** fuck u people.... ._.
Sess: *sits under a tree with the girls swarming around him*
Raurena: **gets out a bazooka** GET OFF MY INUYASHA! **blows the other girls away**
InuYasha:: **clings to her in fear of the girls**
Raurena: eh....
Koga: *booms in at light speed and tackles down InuYasha* YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET KAGOME AND AYAME GO TO HIM!
InuYasha::...oh fuck off ._. u want her, go get her... ._.
Koga: *picks him up* you go over there and you make them march their pretty little asses over here now! *throws him at Sesshoumaru and his groupies*
InuYasha:: **slams into the middle of the group**....hi again ._.
Kikyo, Sango, Rin, Ayame, and Kagura: *all stand around InuYasha with evil glares* Back away from Sesshoumaru. *all holding weapons*
InuYasha:: **jumps to his feet**....**whips out Tetsusaiga**
InuYasha:: BRING IT ON ><
Sess: Didn't I throw that in a raging white water river? *girls all except Kikyo back off*
InuYasha::...I got it while u weren't looking! Why the hell did u have to be the one that stays up?
Kikyo: *holds her bow* because I'm the only one brave enough.
InuYasha:: well this is a reenactment of 50 years ago.....
Kikyo: I see no trees
InuYasha::...keh! I meant besides that, you pointing your stupid bow at me wanting to kill me since when do you LIKE him anyway? If you remember you said my life was yours and you life was mine...wth ever happened to that, you just gonna betray me again?!
Kikyo: *walks in a half circle around InuYasha so she's facing the tree Sesshoumaru is under*
Kikyo: I NEVER BETRAYED YOU. It was Naraku.
InuYasha:: **doesn't take his eyes off Kikyo**
Kikyo: But you simply did not catch my meaning. I meant that I would kill you and you would kill me.
InuYasha:: yeah...but u did shoot me o_o
Kikyo: And it almost happened. Except for that stupid girl who always wants to take the man I love.
InuYasha:: keh, I have no plan to kill u :P
Sess: Everybody wants me, it's sometimes a burden I'm quite afraid.
Kagome:: HEY!
InuYasha:: feh....ur nothing but a stuck up make up wearing snob
Girls: IT'S NOT FUCKING MAKE-UP *even Rin yells it*
InuYasha:: I don't know, or care about your fans, I live my life alone if u remember...rather than Kagome and the others
Kikyo: *holds InuYasha down with Sango, while the other girls put make-up all over Inu's face*
InuYasha:: AGH O_o
Kanna: *is now sitting under the tree with Sess as well*
InuYasha:: **knocks them all off and washes his face off** THATS IT!
Koga: *getting pissed at all of Inu's fan girls touching his tail and saying they love him and shit* STOP TOUCHING MY TAIL! *kills like half of the fan girls* ><;
InuYasha:: **holds the Tetsusaiga over his head** BACK LASH WAVE
Sess: *jumps up with Rin & lets all the other girls die*
InuYasha:: **kills everyone except Kikyo & eyes are twitching in anger**...
Kikyo: *standing slightly far enough away to just get scratches*
Rin: Poor Kagome...
Sango: *was saved by Kirara* Oops...
Koga: *beating the shit out of all of the stupid Fan girls on Inu's side* DIE YOU WENCHES!
Kikyo:: **looks at InuYasha** YOU MURDERER!
InuYasha::...having fun there Koga O_o..... **looks at Kikyo** WTH?!
Koga: SHUT UP YOU STUPID MUTT
Kikyo:: **looks at Sesshoumaru** u just let them DIE?!
Sess: *lets Rin sit on the branch of the tree and jumps down, punches Inu in the stomach and then poison claws his eyes, then jumps back into the tree*
InuYasha:: **dodges all of it**
Sess: I'm a demon. I hate humans. Almost all of them were humans. The demons saved themselves.
Kikyo:: you're both murderers...and if u hate demons then why do you let Rin around, hm? *Kagura, Kanna, Ayame, and the fem dogs all stand out to the side*
InuYasha:: **watches Koga while eating pop corn**
Rin: I'm a demon ;_;?
Kikyo:: that's what I thought....as for you InuYasha.....
Koga: *blindly attacking the fan girls with rage and accidentally hurts Kagome*
InuYasha::...**looks at her, his mouth full of pop corn**
Kagome:: AGH! **falls back**
Sango: Where'd Kagome come from?
Miroku: *singed all over, with no hair anywhere on his body, wearing a loin cloth* I saw Sesshoumaru save her.
Sango: *stares at Miroku* O_____o......
Koga: ....oops...*Inu's groupies start attacking again and he goes back to killing them*
Kikyo::....oh never mind... ._.
Sess: *throws Rin at InuYasha* Baby-sit, I'll give you the Tokijin.
Kagome:: **cries slightly, holding her face in pain** YOU IDIOT! **joins in the attack of the fan girls trying to beat Kouga**
Sess: *jumps off somewhere into the forest*
InuYasha:: **catches Rin** O_o
Koga: *jumps after Sesshoumaru* HOW DO YOU TAME THESE THINGS?!
InuYasha::....O_o **sits Rin down**
Rin: o_O *licks Inu's nose* ^-^
InuYasha:: XD *laughs at Koga, not noticing Rin yet*
Rin: *plops down and pretends to be a dog* Bark!
InuYasha:: eh heh...very funny
Rin: ^-^ Woof
InuYasha:: Kouga...like this.....**whistles and the girls run to his side**
InuYasha:: now BEHAVE....go sit in the tree with Rin until Sesshoumaru gets back and I aint gotta watch her. **they all run over and sit in the tree**
InuYasha:: **looks back at Rin**...er.....woof?
Rin: *tackles one of the girls, foam dripping from her mouth, eyes flaring with flames, she tears the kimono up dramatically*
Inu:: Woah....O_o..... er...Rin....o_o....u ok?
Kagome:: **still trying to kill Kouga** MEANY MEANY MEANY!!!
Rin: *glares back at Inu*
Rin: *tackles him down and tears at his Kimono with her teeth, spit and blood from the maiden going everywhere*
Inu:: **grabs her by the collar of her kimono and holds her up**...O_o
Sess: .....INUYASHA.
InuYasha:: Rin's throwing a fit...**sits her back down**
Rin: LORD SESSHOUMARU! HE WAS SO MEAN! HE KILLED THAT GIRL AND STAINED MY DRESS AND HE WOULDN'T STOP! *crying*
InuYasha:: WHAT?!
Sess: *eyes flare and body is surrounded with flames*
InuYasha:: RIN THAT WAS YOU! SESSHOUMARU SMELL HER BREATH IT HAS BLOOD ON IT!
Rin: InuYasha is a murderer! He tried to kill me! *crying* I'm going to be scared for life!
InuYasha:: YOU LITTLE LIAR!
Sess: I'm having such a hard time figuring out who to believe.....NOT.
InuYasha:: I HAVE AVOIDED KILLING YOU IN EVERY SITUATION AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! *talking to Rin*
Sess: *picks Rin up and rocks her gently*
Sango: *kicks Inu in the face* How could you do that to such a poor and innocent girl! I saw the whole thing Sesshoumaru, InuYasha just went mad!
InuYasha:::......**slumps to the ground "Ugh....little brat" **
Miroku: I to saw this horrible happening.
Shippo: Me too!
InuYasha:: **falls on his back**
InuYasha::...oh thanks, the dead raccoon sticks up for Rin XD;
Sess: *sets Rin back in the tree and jumps down to InuYasha and whispers in his ears 'I want you'*
InuYasha::...O_o..WTF
Miroku: O_. *pretends he didn't hear that*
Sango: What? What'd he say?
InuYasha:: **scrambles away from Sesshoumaru**
Miroku: You don't want to know
InuYasha:: **hides behind Raurena*
Sesshoumaru: *busts up laughing* You people are to easy! *jumps into the tree then pops into a puff of smoke and appears as Hachi*
Rin: *does the same, but is Shippo*
Hachi: I got a good laugh out of that! *tearing*
Shippo: That was priceless xD;
Hachi: You should have seen his face when I whispered in his ear!
Shippo: I only wish xDDD
InuYasha::......**knocks Hachi out with his usual grumpy expression**
Hachi: gah! X_X
InuYasha::....Shippo;;;; **looks up at him growling and cracking his knuckles**
Miroku: *beats the tar out of Hachi like in the movie*
Shippo: *cries and hops over to Kagome* KAGOME! *puppy eyes*
InuYasha:: here Shippo....I'm not going to hurt u...**snarling**
Kagome:: INUYASHA!
InuYasha:: WHAT?!
Shippo: *clings to Kagome's legs*
Kagome:: INUYASHA! SIT!
Shippo: *evil look* The good guy always wins!
InuYasha:: DAMN YOU! **slams into the ground, hops up and tries to kill Shippo**
Kagome::....SIT
InuYasha:: **grabs Shippo by the leg and drags him down with him, knocking him out**
Shippo: *puts one of his stone things on Inu's hands*
InuYasha::....**twitches** ugh.....**falls over** whatever... =.=
Shippo: *hops up to Kagome's shoulder* Kagome! InuYasha flashed me!
Kagome::....I think Inu is dead now to be honest... O_o
Hachi: *laughing his ass off while getting beat by Miroku and Sango*
Sango: *throws Hachi into the white water river* Well that was fun. Let's NEVER do this again.
Raurena: POOR INU >< **tries helping InuYasha**
 
~The end, for now~