InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Screen Names ❯ Attractions ( Chapter 18 )

 

 

Disclaimer: If I owned Inu, Kikyo would stay dead. I would also own all the merchandise, wouldn't I? How long `til Christmas again?

 

Attractions

 

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InuYasha slowly walked down the hall, dreading what was to come. He was going to die, plain and simple. Curse the evil Mr. Tyrant! He just had to place me in the same classes as a girl. Just super.

 

InuYasha carefully walked into the dance room, fearing the very worst. The room itself was gigantic, even larger than any room in the whole school. A mirror covered one of the walls, and classical music played from a CD player on a small table near the teacher's desk. A small group of girls sat on the floor in front of the desk, and, as he entered, they all turned their heads towards him. Some of them began to whisper and giggle, others looked flat out afraid of him.

 

InuYasha warily looked at all their faces. He made a point of looking at all of them in the eyes. Some of the girls shivered at his cold glare, some of them looked away, but not a single one of them looked straight into his eyes.

 

When InuYasha reached Kagome, instead of glaring, he gave her a faint smile. Kagome grinned back, and motioned for him to sit down next to her.

 

Just then, the dance teacher walked in.

 

“I see that we have a new student. Young man, please stand up, state your name, and tell us a little about yourself.”

 

InuYasha looked at the teacher with an expression that clearly stated `You'd better be joking. Is this class really that messed up?' but stood up anyway.

 

“My name is InuYasha Taiyoukai, and I was placed in this class against my will.” The teacher looked a little surprised at this, but shrugged it off.

 

“My, InuYasha is quite an unusual name. Is it Chinese?” The teacher attempted a smile at the scowling boy, but it quickly died out.

 

“Japanese. What's it to you if it's unusual?” The teacher blinked a few times. She didn't know whether to give this boy a detention for impertinence, or ignore him.

 

“Um, well then, InuYasha, since you don't have the proper clothes for this class I'll lend you a pair, and you can change in the boy's bathroom. Okay?” The teacher tried to place an overly cheerful smile on her face, to counter InuYasha's fierce glare, but InuYasha simply “feh'd” and snatched the clothes from her outstretched hand.

 

The rest of the class giggled at the teacher's expense, making the teacher's cheeks color a bit. But she smiled evilly at the rest of the class, and turned on the music.

 

“Warm-up. NOW.” The girls quickly shut their traps, and rushed for their places in front of the mirror.

 

After a while, InuYasha reentered the dance room. Kagome could see his figure in the mirror, and almost stopped her warm-up completely.

 

He's so…well built. Oh my…just look at that six-pack. And those biceps. Wow…

 

Kagome wasn't the only girl with this reaction to InuYasha's god-like form. In his tight, black leotard his every muscle was shown. Kagome could hear some girls sigh, and saw a few of them drool.

 

“Mr. Taiyoukai, in front of Ms. Higurashi. Chop-chop!” InuYasha grumbled at the teacher's comment, and walked to his place.

 

To Kagome's horror, a girl behind her chatted to her friend about InuYasha's rock hard butt. Kagome almost choked on her own saliva. Now that the statement had been made, Kagome couldn't help but look at the complimented feature. She just barely stifled the squeal that escaped from her throat at the sight of it.

 

Holy Cow! That thing's like granite!

 

Kagome casually tried to cover up the fact that she'd almost squealed, by coughing a little, and continuing with the warm-up. InuYasha seemed clueless to the little charade. In fact, his whole face was concentrated on following along with the warm-up, and Kagome had to admit, he wasn't half bad. He seemed to have a certain natural grace.

 

“Class, when I come back we'll start choreographing our new dance, so everyone finish your warm-up.”

 

“Yes ma'am!” sounded the class, except for InuYasha, and the teacher left the room.

 

As soon as the teacher left the room, InuYasha ran up to the CD player.

 

“InuYasha, what are you doing, the teacher's going to be back any minute!”

 

“Relax Kagome, I'll know if she's anywhere nearby, besides, I'm sick and tired of this frikken classical music.” InuYasha fiddled with the radio part on the contraption a bit, and finally settled on a station.

 

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby
But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
I'm the epitome of public enemy
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come down on the street and dance with me

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them
How cool is that?
So I went to your room and read your diary:
Watching Grunge leg drop New-Jack through a press table...
And then my heart stopped:
Listening to Cio-Cio San, fall in love all over again.

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

How stupid is it? I can't talk about it

I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute
Just come up to me
And say hello to my heart
How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
And maybe you just don't know what to do
Or maybe you're scared to say: 'I'm falling for you'

 

I wish I could get my head out of the sand
'Cuz I think we'd make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
Cos I can't even look in your eyes without shaking, and I ain't faking
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

I'm a lot like you
I'm a lot like you
I'm a lot like you
And I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

 

The song finished, but before it could completely finish everyone had caught on to the chorus, and they began to sing their hearts out. Some of the voices made InuYasha cringe, but one voice stood out.

 

It happened to be Kagome's voice, and InuYasha listened with interest.

 

Wow, her singing voice is so pretty.

 

But then InuYasha saw the teacher appear in the doorway. He quickly turned the radio off before it could get to the next song.

 

“Thank you Mr. Taiyoukai, for providing my class with some entertainment. Five points off of your daily grade. Into your warm-up places class. I'm only going to show you this once.”

 

That's it?! She just gonna take some “points” off my daily “grade”? Apparently so. This is gonna be an easy, if somewhat embarrassing, class.

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The class period wore on, and besides learning some stupid phrases nothing else eventful happened.

 

Five minutes before the bell rang, the teacher dismissed them, so they would have a little bit of time to change back into their regular clothes.

 

InuYasha waited outside the girl's locker room, trying to pull together his courage.

 

Okay, when she comes out, I'll ask her. The worst she could do is say no.

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A/N: Okay, that time I added an entire song, but I swear to you, no more! Oh, and by the way, I'm trying to find a way to insert Naraku in here…it might take a while.