InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Search for the Yasashisa Hot Spring ❯ Return of the Lesbian Monk! ( Chapter 11 )

I finally got an idea when I was reading old reviews! Past reviews really do help!

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha.

Return of the Lesbian Monk!

Inu gang

The gang comes to a village. Miroku was a woman and Sango happened to be a man because they both kept falling into water. "Welcome to the village of beautiful women!" A woman says as they enter. Miroku starts to drool.

"I'm in heaven!" He says and runs up to a group of women. He gropes them just about everywhere and asks them to bear his children.

"LESBIAN!" They scream and send Miroku flying backwards.

"What's with her?" The woman that welcomed them asked.

"She's just some lesbian nun." Sango says.

"And who would you be?" The woman asks Sango.

"I'm Sango." Sango says.

"Well Sango if you like I could bear your children." The woman says. Sango looks shocked. The woman starts feeling her up.

'Now what?' Sango thinks, 'Need to think of something. I know!' "I'M GAY!" Sango screams.

"Oh, I see." The woman says and leaves.

"Good one Sango." InuYasha says, "You could have said you were already married." Sango falls over.

"I never thought of that!" She says.

Meanwhile Miroku was getting beaten up and called lesbian.

With Naraku

Naraku had gotten a new map for a weak old men village. 'OK, I'm way off course again! Why are all the old men so strong all of a sudden?' He thinks.

Inu gang

The gang was staying at an inn at the beautiful women village. Miroku was still really busy hitting on women in his female form. "You'd think he'd turn back into a man." Kagome says.

"Plus you'd think he'd stop flashing them." Sango says as she watches Miroku flash a group of women.

"Why don't you turn back into a woman? Do you like having these women giving you dreamy looks?" InuYasha asks Sango.

"No I don't! I just don't want them to ask questions." She replies.

"But Sango you do look attractive as a man." Kagome says and kisses Sango. Sango just about falls over and InuYasha starts growling at Kagome.

"Do you find me unattractive or are you lesbian?" He asks.

"Nether. I don't know what came over me there." Kagome says. Miroku was now staring at Kagome.

"Are you stealing my woman?" He asks. The women looked confused.

"Is that weirdly dressed girl her girlfriend? Is she lesbian? Then why would she kiss that guy? And he didn't look like he was interesting in her." The women say.

"No! You can have Sango-chan if you want! She just looks really attractive as a man!" Kagome says.

"If that's the case, I'll just fix that." Miroku says. He then grabs some water and changes Sango back into a woman. The women are wide-eyed now.

"Did he just turn into a girl?" They ask. Miroku and Sango then start to do it with Miroku still in his female form. Everyone is wide-eyed now.

"Is Sango-chan lesbian?" Kagome asks as she covers Shippo's eyes.

"Looks like it!" InuYasha says.

"Boy that nun is lesbian!" The women say and leave. InuYasha, Kagome, Shippo, and Kirara chase after them.

With Kikyo

Kikyo was almost falling apart from all the trees she walked into. 'Oh my head!' She thinks.

With Sesshomaru's group

Sesshomaru was finally back on the road after Jaken took 5 hours to go pee. "Sesshomaru-sama!" Jaken says.

"What now?" Sesshomaru asks.

"I need to go pee again!" Jaken says. Sesshomaru almost falls off Ah and Un yet again.

"What were you doing for that last 5 hours then?!?!" Sesshomaru asks.

"Well I went pee then I found a gay club and stayed there for 5 hours." Jaken says. Sesshomaru really falls off Ah and Un now.

Inu gang

The next morning Miroku and Sango come out of the room both still in female form. "Houshi-sama, that was fun even though you were a woman." Sango says.

"And the best thing is no pregnancy!" Miroku says.

"But I thought you wanted me to have your children." Sango says.

"After Naraku is dead!" Miroku replies. InuYasha walks up looking disgusted.

"Have fun last night?" He asks.

"Yup!" Both Sango and Miroku reply.

TBC…

OMG! Wasn't that weird? I don't know how much more lesbian or gay stuff will be in this, but I do think they'll be straightness in this! Please review!