InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Totally Hot Boy That Was Just Over Come ❯ Inu Yasha: The Totally Hot Boy that was Just OVer Come ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

By: Princess Kagome and Okosami Kela Shindoshi

Bwuahahaha, as you know, I dont own Inu Yasha!! *gasp!* Surprising..not...

O.o; i didnt know that... then who owns it?

Umm...that old lady on the back of the comic of yours Kagome!! Yah!!

OH... Rumiko Takahashi!! I knew that... yah you guys, i totally knew that... OKO DIDNT KNOW!

...Whatever...she's still old.

Okiez people! Guess what's gonna happen!! Kaede will suddenly stop putting 100 'ye's' and 'neh's' in each sentece!! *gasp*

Kaede: Neh, Ye Children are such fools. Neh, that's shall never happen to ye.

Hey, I like the 'Ye's' Ye foolish side-kick!

I'm not the side kick! *throws a necklace around Oko's neck* SIT GIRL!

*falls*

Now, *drumroll* we present.... ummm...what's the story called?

*stands up, dusting off* The Giant Screwed-Up Inu Yasha Story!, or something like that ye come up with the 'cool catching poster boy frase'!

Umm...like in that Tenchi thing... alternate universeshow thingie!

Yah! ;>.> Nice thinking...*takes off the necklace and puts it on Kagome* Inu Yasha: The boy who was just over come! Catchy? Isn't it?

Sure...take the episode names...Here's Inu Yasha: The (totally hot!) boy who was just over come!\

Inu Yasha: The 'totally hot' boy that was just over come.

(Present Time)

"Ahh!!! I'm gonna be late again! Souta why didn't you wake me up!?" Kagome jumps out of bed, running into her closet to find clean clothes. ::Souta is playing a video game(Oko: Ocarina Of Time ;D)::

"Uh-huh," Souta drools slightly, "That's nice Kagome.." and got back to his game. "Suuuure Souta" Kagome yelled and threw on a baby blue shirt with pink writing that said 'I can only please one person a day- and today I pick me!'

"I'm gonna be so late because of you!" Kagome quickly put on a pink skirt and her sandals, snatching her backpack on the way out she bops Souta on the head.

"HEY! YOU FROZE THE GAME! I WAS IN THE WATER TEMPLE TOO! MOM!" Kagome hears Souta's shrieks and quickly runs to the bus stop

::School::

Kagome walks into the school yard and in a matter of seconds is surrounded by four of her friends. "Hey Kagome!" Taina yelled. Yukari smiled and grabs Kagome's arm, "Did you hear?!" She asks, rasping the words. "Hear about what? I just got here! I'm the last to know everything!" Kagome burst into anime tears.

"NO!! Dont cry about it! We have a new guy in our class! And he is... well... look for yourself!!" Yukari grabbed Kagome's hair and dragged her to the nearest tree and pointed to a guy with black hair down the middle of his back and big violet eyes.

"Kyyyoooot!" Kairi shrieks in Kagome's ear.

::Inu Yasha and Miroku::

Miroku laughs "Don't look now Yasha, but I think five beautiful girls are stalking me" He laughs harder, resting his arm on Inu's shoulder "Figures" He Yawns and starts to walk over to Kagome and her friends.

Inu blinks and looks at the girls and Miroku, only hearing a huge thunder of laughter. "Miroku?" Inu walks over to the gang, seeing Miroku with a huge slap mark on his face and Yukari's hand up. "Love hurts," Miroku says, standing up, tripping on purpose. Inu tries to catch him, but Miroku lands on Kagome, rubbing her butt.

Kagome shrieks and runs inside the school, he friends chasing after her, Yukari, slapping Miroku, again, and Inu.

::Girl's Rest-room::

Kagome stands infront of the mirror in total shock. "Kagome?" Yukari pokes Kagome (then takes off a mask and turns out to be Miroku!!! jk!) "You ok?" Kagome nods, And we didn't even get to talk to Inu!!!" She bursts into tears again. Kairi giggled, "Woulda been cool if Inu had been the one feelin up on you, huh Kagome?" Kagome looks over at her tall friend and tries to smack her upside her head, but Taina catches her hand and gives her a noggie "You should join forces with Miroku" Kagome said annoyingly, anime sweat drops -.-'.

::Hallway outside of the Girl's Rest-room::

"I say move it kid!" Sesshoumaru, a tall tenth grader says, pushing Inu into a locker near the girl's rest-room. Miroku mumbles "Hey, that's my locker..." Sess immediatly turns to Miroku and pushes Miroku into another locker "Got a problem with it pervert?!" (Sess doesn't know that Miroku's a pervert at this time, it's an insult) Miroku smirks and says, "I'm not a pervert," Miroku dusts himself off, "I just like to explore the female body."

Jaken, a freshmen, appears behind Sess with a twisted face. (He was standing behind Sess the whole time...) "That's just sick, dude.."

Inu quickly grabs Sess by the collar and tries to punch him, (un)fortunately Sess catches his fist and pushes Inu Yasha into the girl's rest-room "Go join your own kind runt!" Sess walks off, Jaken, holding all Sess' and his books, wobbles after him.

"I must help my young friend in there, the female can be a dangerous creature!" Miroku follows Inu in the girl's rest-room, with a huge smile on his face.

Kagome begins to walk into a stall when a body flies into the room and lands on her. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIYA!!" Kagome screams, rolling over, laying ontop of Inu Yasha. Kagome blushes a full, dark red.

Inu Yasha blinks, trying to keep his face from turning red too he pushes Kagome off and says "Get off of me, you stupid girl."

"Awww, you got to her before I did" Miroku mumbled and pouted. Kagome screams and runs out of the girl's rest-room like the hell hounds were after her. Inu Yasha and Miroku get several slaps from Kagome's loyal friends and chase after her.

::Math Class::

"Hello Students! And welcome to another exciting adventure of calclius!" The class gives a few groans and someone in the back of the room snores(Serena, sleeping in class AGAIN *Taina is secretly eating her lunch, laugh, laugh*). Now, now we have a new explorer with us today!" Mr. Yoshi looks around to see if anyone is interested besides Jaken(the math nerd) "So..." Yoshi says nervously, "Without further..aww fine then, here's the new student, Inu Yasha-San!" Mr Yoshi claps while a few students look confused.

D.J. the class clown blurts out, "Is his last name really 'San'? No offense Japanezse(I know, grammar and spelling Japanese) people and all dude but I mean 'San'? Because I knew this one kid who's cousin's grandfather's niece's aunt's uncle's last name was 'S-"

"DAVIS JR!" Mr. Yoshi tried to get him to quiet down..again.

"...You told us that interupting was rude, dude, now I mean is he related to me? I mean because the kid's cousin's grandfather's niece's aunt's uncle is my brother's girlfriend's sister's boyfriend's aunt's cousin, and my brother iz gettin' married to this hot babe and does that mean that I'm related to this Inu Yasha-San? And if I am does that mean he can do my homework on days that I forget about it? Like a total family thingie?" Mr. Yoshi grunted, "'San' means like Sir in JAPENESE like Davis Motomiya-San Jr.(We don't own Digimon either *gasp!*)"

D.J. thought for a few seconds, "Is that a yes? Or do we have to start calling you 'San' because if that's your last name I knew this kid's cousin's grandfath-" Inu Yasha walked in, "Class I like you to meet Inu Yasha!" D.J. muttered "Rudeness dude."

Kagome looked straight into Inu's eyes and felt something...she felt...Miroku's hand on her breast (o.o;) and with a loud shriek, Miroku withdrew his hand and the whole class looked at Kagome.

Mr. Yoshi blinked, "Um..Mr. (Miro)Ku, are you even in this class?" he double checked the attendence list, "What are you doing here?" Miroku smiled innocently, "Highering my education, Sir, I hope you don't mind." Miroku bows with his hand below his head all monk style. "Umm..No of course not, but Ms. Higurashi do you? I mean that was a mightly loud scream!" Mr. Yoshi laughs childishly.

"CAN I CHANGE MY SEAT?!" Inu Yasha blinks "Umm...We have to make room for the new student..so..sure, why not!" (I wish my teachers were like that --") Kagome moved over a seat and Inu Yasha, shrugging, took her old one.

"Everyone is happy now?" D.J. raised his hand. Mr. Yoshi tried to ingore it, but Davis spoke up when Yoshi turned his back to the chalk board(with math stuff written all over it.), "I have a question sir." Mr. Yoshi grumbled and muttered, "yes..?"

"Are you related to me? Because I knew this kid's cousin's grandfather's niece's aunt's-"

"No."

"Are you sure? I could be your long lost son.. Can I call you Daddy?"

"No."

"Please!" D.J. clinged to Yoshi.

"Don't you have a dad..who makes noodles or someth-"

"Motomiya Inc.! The most famousest(famous, grammar) noodle cart service in America, Japan, England, Germany-"

"We get the idea, take your seat Mr. Motomiya."

"You can buy his famous, and did I mention they are delicious noodles, across the street from the movie theather!"

"Thank you for that useless information Mr. Motomiya, now take your seat." D.J. sat down, "Okay Daddy!"

"DAVIS MOTOMIYA-SAN JR.!"

::Lunch Table::

Kagome sat at the table, surrounded by her friends. "Can i sit here?" She looked up and saw Inu. "SURE! Well, as long as your perverted friend stays atleast 2 feet away" Yukari told him haughtily and pulled out a big piece of paper with the words: RESTRAINING ORDER scribbled across the top. "He's not that bad..." Inu sits down and looks at Kagome, "Well of course YOU think he's not bad because YOU'RE not a GIRL!" Kagome shouted. "WELL I'M GLAD IM NOT A GIRL BECAUSE IF I WAS I MIGHT LOOK LIKE YOU!" Kagome growled. "WELL, IF YOU LOOKED LIKE ME YOU'D ACTUALLY BE CUTE!" Yukari stood up and screamed at Kagome, "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! HE IS CUTE!" Inu Yasha just blinked when Kagome leaned over and whispered, "You're on MY side!" "OH yah, huh... i knew that" Inu Yasha quickly picked up his tray and quietly walks off to find Miroku, "Girls are scary..."

::Hallway-After Class::

Kagome walked through the crowded hallway until she found the person she was looking for. "Inu?" She asked and poked his shoulder. He turned around and looked down at her "What do you want?" He asked rudely. "Hmph, well Mr. Attitude, i just came to apologiz-" Before she could finish, she get knocked down, feeling the cold tile floor, "Who-"

Sess looked down at Kagome, thinking *Kyoot!(Cute)* "Oh my, I'm sorry!" Sess pulls Kagome to her feet, "Was this shemale bothering you, dear?" Sess gently let go of Kagome's arm and glares at Inu Yasha.

"No Really-" Kagome, getting interupted again (Rudeness Dude!) by Miroku this time, "Kagome! I need your help!!"

Kagome, noticing all the pervertness gone from his voice was concerned, "What is it Miroku?!"

"Well... I lost my phone number..."

"..."

"Can i have yours?"

In a matter of seconds, Miroku was face down on the floor. "That is no way to talk to a lady of her superiorness! (Grammar Sess...)" Inu growled, "I'm leaving!" He stormed away knocking Kagome on Miroku, Sess, immedietly picked up Kagome and kicked Miroku, walking out of the school, Jaken following them "Hey! I dunno even know you!"

"My name is Sessshoumaru, but you may call me Sess" Miroku finally got up and yelled, "Hey! I saw her first!" and started to run after the tenth grader and Kagome. Sess, rolling his eyes, starts to run to the doors, and soon outside, knocking into Inu Yasha, who was dumbfoundedly standing in the middle of the side walk, Kagome, Sess, Miroku, and Jaken all end up falling down in a huge pile cvovering Inu Yasha. Inu Yasha still looked forward, staring at a beautiful girl, with long black hair and charming eyes...

"Kikyo..."

Kagome's voice: Thats the end of chapter one! Next time on The Totally Hot Boy that was Over Come

Kikyo comes and gets eaten by a polar bear! Inu Yasha falls in love with a pelican and Miroku loses all interest in girls! *gasp* AND GUESS WHAT ELSE! :)None of that happens

Look around for chapter 2!

~ Princess Kagome & Okosami Kela Shindoshi