InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Trouble With Muses ❯ The Trouble With Muses ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: InuYasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and her publishers - I make no money from this crack….

 

The Trouble With Muses

 

Rox sat at her computer, trying to settle on a badfic idea. Behind her stood her four muses; Lyris the muse of Hentai and Comedy, Evil Bitch, the muse of Angst and Horror, Hyacinth the muse of Gentle Romance, and Hypolite the muse of Action/Adventure. They shifted about, and then it started…

 

“Why don't we do this?” said Hyacinth.

 

Sesshomaru could not take it anymore. He had to have the miko, Kagome. Striding up to her he looked her in the eyes. She looked back at him, her big brown eyes sweet and questioning.

 

“Hello Sesshomaru,” said Kagome shyly, and batted her eyelashes at him. “My, you look so kawaii today.”

 

“I love you,” replied Sesshomaru. “I will take you away from all this - and my foolish brother. You are mine!”

 

“Oh, Sesshomaru,” said Kagome, flinging herself into his arms.

 

“Yuck!” said Evil Bitch, making a sour face.

 

Lyris looked at Evil Bitch and giggled.

 

“This is what should happen next…” said Evil Bitch menacingly.

 

“Unhand that woman!” InuYasha said, and grabbed Kagomes arm, dragging her out of Sesshomarus embrace. “The miko is mine!”

 

Sesshomaru held on to Kagome, and a tug of war ensued. The brother's claws ripped at her clothes and her flesh as they forgot she was just a fragile human. Kagome was torn inside and out, caught between her love for both of them.

 

“Please, stop, I beg you!” Kagome cried.

 

“Oh, that's no fun!” Lyris said. “Here is what comes next….”

 

As Sesshomaru pulled, Kagome and InuYasha slamming into him, Kagome had had enough. It was time to put an end to this and say it…

 

“Sit boy!”

 

Because of their positions, the sit brought InuYasha down hard on top of Kagome - who landed hard on top of Sesshomaru. And that was not all that was getting hard….Kagome could feel Sesshomaru getting hard up her ass while InuYasha got hard between her legs. She gulped. Were they going to tag team her?

 

“I think I have something to add to this…” Hypolite said.

 

Suddenly five, huge, purple oni were upon them. They had one horn on their heads, one huge eye, and were carrying clubs with spikes.

 

“Kill the Inu-Youkai!” One of them roared. “Naraku commands it or we will all end being absorbed by him!”

 

The two brothers threw the miko aside and brandishing their swords, leapt to the attack. They dodged the clumsy blows of the oni and sliced at them, until the area was sprayed with blood.

 

“We have to end this,” said Lyris. “Action is no match for comedy.”

 

Kagome watched and waited. Their plan had worked. Soon, her true love would appear. And he did, riding the back of his three eyed, youkai bovine. He reached a hand down to her smiling….

 

“Oh Totosai,” said Kagome, taking his hand. “You know it was really you I wanted all along…”

 

“TOTOSAI?!!” The other muses exploded, flabbergasted.

 

Lyris started to laugh, and soon she was cackling so hard at the looks of horror, anger, and confusion on the other muse's faces, she fell on her but, gasping…..

 

“And they rode off…into the sunset…and lived happily ever after!” Lyris managed to gasp out, and fell flat on the floor in a fit of giggles….

 

Rox sighed, hit save, and closed her computer. She wondered just what god or gods had sent her such a wacky bunch of muses…what did she do to deserve this? Oh, well….