InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Ultimate Match::Inuyasha VS.The Hulk ❯ Idiotic Half-Breeds, and Failed Experiments ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer*Inuyasha and The Hulk, is sadly, not mine. But Neither Stan Lee and Rumiko Takahashi can keep me from owning them in my dreams.”
Credit for the idea of a crossover with The Hulk and Inuyasha, goes to my lovely lil brother.
-X-
“Inuyasha Sit!” Kagome screamed rather loudly at the arrogant dog demon.
After almost a week of not saying the “sit” word, she finally gave up trying to win the boys love.
No, love was not worth this. She thought to her self. After staying up to almost 4 one night, just watching the moon, she finally came to the decision that she can't MAKE Inuyasha love her. It had to come within.
After Naraku's defeat and Kikyo's death, she figured that Inuyasha would admit to his feelings. Knowing that deep down, he did have some sort of feeling for her. Either it be, love, lust, or friendship. Why couldn't he just say what he had in his heart?
Or why couldn't she?
“Damnit Kagome!” Inuyasha's muffled voice came from with the dirt. “What the fuck is your problem woman?”
Kagome felt her eye twitch. “What.Is.My.Problem?” Kagome asked threw clenched teeth, Her bowled up hands shaking at her sides.
Inuyasha gulped. He knew he should stop while he was at it, but for some reason he couldn't. “Yeah wench, your problem!”
Kagome growled “SIT YOU STUPID IDOIT SIT!”
Inuyasha's body crashed into the ground two more times, earning Kagome a satisfied grunt.
“That's the LAST time you try to eat my science book you moron!” Kagome used that precious time to bound off and enter the well to her world.
-X-
Bubbles were collecting in the sink from were Dr. Bruce Banner recently poured out his newly failed experiment.
After 8weeks of calculations gone wrong, and poor attempts at creating something he wished to call a cure, he soon found himself at a dead end again.
Hoping he could call him self-normal once again, he found that, that hope was a fool's hope.
He watched as the bubbles popped, and the thick purple liquid disappeared down the drain. Sighing, he straightened himself out quickly and roughly pushed past the table in the basement of the new place he called `home.'
Running from the law every day or so wasn't what he expected his life to turn out like. But hey, he didn't think he would be a big green monster either did he?
Sighing once more, he sat down in the old ratty chair he found when he entered the empty cabin. He called Betty at her office, and asked her to try and find some certain potions for him. He couldn't exactly walk about as he wished, but Betty was there to help him.
A wistful smile played at his lips. Thinking of Betty made him happy. And being happy was a rare thing for Dr. Banner.
The phone rang just then. Causing the smile to fade into an ugly frown. For 2 months he lived her in quiet. Nobody knowing or hearing from the hulk, because of the simple fact that Bruce tried to keep quieter lately.
He quickly jumped up and headed for the phone. Lifting the receiver he breathed into it, but didn't speak.
He heard her then.
“You know Bruce, that's just creepy. A nice little “Hello There how may I help you,” would do just fine.”
Bruce snorted. “Betty. Got any news?”
He heard her soft giggle and nearly giggle in joy himself. “That's just like you, all work and no play, huh? Well, I got the news I think you'll enjoy.”
“Oh?”
She giggled again. “Yes, oh. There's a plant in the outskirts of Tokyo, named `Jujie Takma' you can find it either near or in a shrine called the “Sunset Shrine.” I have a private plane ready to go. And I've already paid for everything.”
Bruce sighed, for what seemed like the 10th time that day. “Tokyo huh? All right then. Ill be ready soon.”
Betty nodded. “See you soon Bruce.”
He paused. “Oh, and Betty?”
She stopped herself before she hung up. “Yeah?”
“Thanks.”
-X-
Inuyasha paced outside of the well house. After he got up from being sat, he ran to the well. But after crossing times, he found that Kagome had already left to some place her mother had titled “mo-v-ie-s” or something along those lines.
He still couldn't figure out how the wench got away so fast.
Knowing he could just sniff her out, he was angered that Kagome's mother wouldn't let him go anywhere without some foot-contraption. And he was not about to walk around with those things on.
He snorted. “Keh, could be some demon, and try to eat my toes off.”
Inuyasha knew that these feet things wouldn't do something so evil, for the simple fact that Kagome wore them all the time.
He just didn't want to wear them.
2 hours later, he found himself sitting down in the grass next to the tree that had him pinned for 50 years.
Leaning against it, he sighed, and found himself, oddly content. He could smell Kagome coming closer, and that made him happier, knowing she was ok.
Soon, a growl erupted from his throat, and he jumped onto a high branch.
-X-
Kagome walked quickly threw the streets of Tokyo with Hojo. After she got home, she had found Hojo leaving her house, she exchanged a few words, and when he asked her to join him for a movie, she found herself excepting.
Now she found herself, trying to get home quickly as possible, because hearing Hojo go on about his snail collection was well…boring.
Walking up the long stairs, she was surprised when she found Hojo turning her around.
“Hojo?” She whispered.
He smiled at her. “Higarashi, I want you to be my girlfriend. I mean, I know others already have titled us boyfriend and girlfriend at school. But I want to make it official between us.”
Kagome found herself blushing. Sure she didn't like Hojo, but he was a sweet boy. And she didn't want to hurt him in anyway.
“I'm sorry Hojo. But I don't think us going out will work.” Seeing his sad frown start to show, she quickly changed her words. “I'm always sick, and I don't have time for relationships.” She added, knowing it was a lie.
A growl erupted in the trees, and Kagome had a feeling she was in trouble.
Hojo on the other hand, went on as if nothing happened. “I understand, Higarashi. And I'm sorry for not thinking about your health.”
He backed up. But Kagome was suddenly saddened. “No Hojo! Don't think that, you are always worried about me!”
Hojo smiled sadly. “Hmm, yes.”
Before he could turn away, Kagome quickly gave him a hug. Not caring if a certain dog demon watched.
Her friend was hurting. And she wanted him to be happy.
She stepped back. And watched as Hojo's sad smile turned into a more happy one.
“See you tomorrow Higarashi!”
-X-
Inuyasha.was.pissed.
And pissed, was an understatement.
How dare this, `Hobo' guy, touch what was his.
And Inuyasha was so pissed; he didn't seem to notice his choice of words.
-X-
Bruce silently walked into the run down apartment building Betty had paid for him.
She was certainly something. Bruce thought to himself.
Opening the door to his new room. He quickly noticed the odd smell. But he didn't really care. As long as he had somewhere to stay for a while, he was happy.
Setting his stuff down, he went into the living room, and sat down. Ignoring the lumps in the couch.
Tomorrow he would find this Shrine, and hopefully bring back this flower.
Because, from all the failed experiments he has performed to become normal once again, there was one thing he was certain of.
That this flower, was the key ingredient to controlling the Hulk within.
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