InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Unknown Face ❯ "Vannessa, wait!" ( Chapter 5 )

Hello everyone!! Guess who’s back… back again… if you haven’t by now you’re plain retarded. Any ways, since the last two chapters were really short I wanna make this one a long one. At least six pages. So sit back with milk an’ Oreos and enjoy! (If you don’t have any milk an’ Oreos well, sucks to be you!! : P)

‘I don’t like Kagome. I don’t like Kagome. Do I? No! Gawd, I’m talking to myself!!’, Inuyasha kept thinking the same thing over and over to himself while walking back to the hotel. Everyone was walking together. Sango in front, Kikyou on the left behind her and Kagome next to her sister. Miroku and Inuyasha were behind the sisters. Inuyasha behind Kikyou and Miroku behind Kagome, that is when he wasn’t trying to walk with Sango.

‘I DO NOT LIKE HER!!!’ , Inuyasha was practically screaming in his mind. ‘I’M STILL TALKING TO MYSELF!’ Miroku always had a way of making Inuyasha think and when Inuyasha thinks it’s something else. He can’t think and do something else at the same time. Chances are if he thought more in his childhood he wouldn’t have a problem with it now. Let’s face it. He just isn’t the thinking type.

“Inuyasha!!” He immediately stopped at hearing his name being called. He realized that if it weren’t for Kagome he would have walked straight into a busy street.

“What the hell is wrong with you?!”

“There’s no need to yell Kagome.”, a calm Miroku said.

“What do you mean? How can you be this calm?”, Kagome asked.

“I‘ve seen this behavior in Inuyasha once before. He was just thinking. Inuyasha’s small mind won’t allow him to think and do something else”, Miroku said while poking Inuyasha’s head.

“So he can’t muti-task?”, Kikyou asked.

“No he can muti-task. Just can’t think and do anything else, but breathe. If he were to try and breathe, think, and cross the street at the same time he’d get himself killed.”, Miroku explained. “he doesn’t do much thinking as you can guess.”

“Shut up Miroku. I may not think much, but at least I’m not gay.”, Inuyasha said

“I’d rather be gay than retarded.”

“Really?”, Inuyasha said not believing him.

“No.”, Miroku said holding his head down in shame. At Kouga’s Party…

Miroku went with the girls for the fun of it and to find some ‘fun‘ later. Inuyasha went along to make sure Kouga kept away from Kagome. Inuyasha had to keep his ulterior motive for coming of course a secret from everyone, except Miroku who already knew. Inuyasha was saying he’d stay at the suite, but he was using reverse psychology on Kagome. Kagome didn’t want him going through her stuff again so she forced him to go to the party.

Kagome was standing with Kikyou and Sango talking. Kikyou and Sango were oblivious to the fact that Kagome was scanning the crowd for Kouga. Kagome couldn’t explain it, but she was hoping he would show up pull her away from her friends.

“Guess who?”, someone said from behind her.

“Ummm. Is it Kouga?”

“You guessed correctly.”

“You two act like a couple.”, Kikyou said. Kagome flushed at her sister’s teasing, but secretly wished it true.

“Well then Kagome, can I get you something to drink?”, Kouga asked.

“Mm-hmm.”, Kagome followed Kouga to the drink table, where Inuyasha just happened to be at.(A/N: He really happened to be there. No joking.)

“What are you doing here mutt?”, Kouga asked harshly.

“I brought him, Kouga. I mean, that’s okay isn’t it?”, Kagome said.

There was awkward silence.

“Well then, this his been fun Kouga , but I’ve got better things to do than smell your stench.”, Inuyasha said waving him off.

“Why you-”, Kouga started, but was immediately cut off.

“Kouga!”, a voice called. Everyone turned to see a red-headed girl coming their way.

“Well if it isn’t Ayame.”, Inuyasha stated.

“Hello to you too Inuyasha.”, Ayame said with a smile. She then turned her attention to Kouga, an irate look on her face. “Kouga, tell me, where is your grandmother.”

“Huh?”, Kouga dumbly said, With a look of confusion on his face.

“Didn’t you tell me you were going to visit your sick grandmother. Of course I didn’t believe you. So I followed you and what do I find? You hitting on some slut.”, Ayame said gesturing to Kagome.

“Slut?!?”, Kagome responded, now flaring with anger.

“She’s not a slut Ayame.”, Kouga said to his girlfriend.

“Why is everyone saying slut?, Inuyasha asked no one in particular.

“Where do you get off calling me a slut. And who the hell are you?!?”, Kagome yelled, sounding almost as loud as the music.

“We’re still saying slut…”, Inuyasha said rolling his eyes.

“Me? Ha, I’m Kouga’s ex-girlfriend. Nice to meet you.”, Ayame said walking off, rolling her eyes.

“Ex? Wait, baby?!? Can’t we talk about this?!?”, Kouga yelled after his ex.

“Well I see Kouga hasn’t changed.”, Inuyasha said.

“What do you mean?”, Kagome asked.

“He’s been dating Ayame for years and his grandmother has been “sick” for years.”

“Why did you use air quotes?”

“Because when I say “sick” I mean dead. Kouga’s been using her as an excuse to cheat on Ayame for years. Surprising how the whole world knows, but she doesn’t”, Inuyasha said while rubbing his chin.

“Inuyasha? Did you only come because you were worried about me?”, Kagome asked with her head hanging down.

“What makes you think I care about you? I only came because you wouldn’t let me stay home.”

“Inuyasha?”, Kagome said while looking up to him.

“Yeah?”

“You’re a terrible liar.”, Kagome said while smiling at him. “thank you, Inuyasha.”

“For what?”

“For caring about me.”

Inuyasha blushed a light pink at her statement. “Y-you’re welcome.”

“No really. I mean I didn’t think you would be the one watching out for me. You care enough to watch out for me with a jerk like Kouga.”

“Yeah. He is a jerk. Can we stop now? I’m staring to feel like a dad.” Kagome giggled at his last comment. Inuyasha wouldn’t tell her this, but he loved to hear her laugh. Even the smallest giggle could brighten up his day.

“You know Inuyasha. I’ll never understand guys. Take you for example. At first you were a complete jerk who only wanted one thing now here you are watching out for me like a big brother.”

“And I’ll never understand girls. Take you for example. You’re a hot model who knows how to kick ass. You’re seductive without even knowing it. You could have any guy in the world. And yet you settle for guy at the bottom of the food chain.”

“Shut up. You’re such a jerk.”, she hit him playfully on his chest and giggling. She then made the mistake of looking him in the eyes. “Inuyasha? Did you mean what you said about me?” “Of course I did, Kagome.” They spent a minute staring into each other’s eyes. Inuyasha slowly reached down to kiss her. Kagome met him half-way. The kiss seemed like forever, but it was only a minute or two. Little did they know eyes were watching.(A/N It was Miroku and Sango.) The next morning…

Everyone woke up and headed to the kitchen/living room on the girls side of the suite. The girls were making their breakfast while the guys were being lazy bums.

“I feel sorry for the girls you two marry.”, Sango said while watching the bums on couch.

“You would know my dear Sango.”

“Don’t ‘My Dear Sango’, me Miroku.”

“Is breakfast done yet?”, Inuyasha asked with a very annoyed voice.

“It’ll be finished when you make it, Inuyasha.”, Kagome replied.

“Why would I make my own breakfast when your making it for me?”

“Inuyasha unless you want some unidentified substances found in it, you’ll make your own.”

“Touchy.”

Kagome sat down on a stool with her blueberry pancakes to watch tv. Inuyasha sat on the stool next to her.

“Can I help you?”, Kagome asked. Inuyasha stole a pancake and went back to sit in the spot he sat previously. “My pancake…”, Kagome said very sadly.

“Is in my tummy.”, Inuyasha evilly chuckled. “Muwahahaha!”

“I want my pancake!”

“Here.” Inuyasha stuck out his pancake covered tongue at her.

“No!”, Kagome lunged herself at the hanyou, landing on his back. “I want my pancake! I want my pancake! I want it now!”

“Get off my back!”, Inuyasha said while running around to room in a desperate attempt to get Kagome off his back.

“Never! Gimme my pancake!”

“Take it out my stomach then!” Kagome bit down softly on his left ear, but hard enough to hurt.

“OW OW OW OW OW! My ear!“ Inuyasha fell to the floor with Kagome still on his back. Kagome got off his back, rolled him over, and sat on his stomach. Stuffing her index fingers into his mouth and pulling his mouth apart she yelled into it, “Gimme my pancake!”, repeatedly.

“Shouldn’t we stop them?”, Miroku asked the two sane girls next to him.

“Yeah. YOU GUYS!!”, Sango yelled.

“They’re still fighting, Sango.”, Miroku acknowledged.

“I know what to do.”, Kikyou said. She walked over to the glass vases. Picking them up she threw them at her sister and crush. The two passed out. Miroku and Sango sweat dropped.

“What? It’s okay they’ll wake up in a while.”, Kikyou said nonchalantly. Across the hall… (A/N: underlined means it’s coming from next door.)

“What’s for breakfast love?”, the husband said to his wife.

“Pancakes.”

“I want my pancake!”

“Okay I’ll make the pancakes, pushy.”

“No! I want my pancake! I want my pancake! I want it now!”

“You don’t have to yell at me mister!”, the over emotional wife said with tears in her eyes.

“Get off my back!”

“Stop yelling at me William!”

“Never! Gimme my pancake!”

“That’s it I’m going home to my mother!”, the wife stomped off to pack her things not noticing the yelling next door. She walked out leaving her husband in a daze. The vase smashing next door brought him back down to earth. ‘Why me?’ The husband ran out the room after his wife. “Vanessa wait! It wasn’t me!”

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Well that’s the end of that. What will happen to the random, married couple? Will Inuyasha and Kagome wake up? Will Kagome ever get her pancake back? So many questions that will be answered in the next chapter!

Inuyasha: Wait a minute what did that couple have to do with the story?

Creampuff: A lot. You and Kagome’s yelling just wrecked a marriage. I hope you’re happy.

Inuyasha: I don’t even know them! Dammit I hate this story! Where’s my damn paycheck!!

Creampuff: I told you Inuyasha it’s in the mail!, she said hiding behind a desk.

Kagome: Please read the next chapter!