InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Unknown Face ❯ If only you knew... ( Chapter 10 )
OMG!!!!!! GENIUS!!! I found a way to make the story longer!!! Yes… and it all revolves around Hojo…
*Hojo sweat drops and stairs at the author with fear in his eyes*
He may have been a clueless idiot in the series/manga, but in this story, HE’S A LIFESAVER!!!! (Not the candy or does he literally save any lives…)
ON WITH EL STORY!!! Je veux deux euros et jus d’orange… damn French…
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“Hojo?”
“Hey, Kagome. Didn’t expect to see you here.”
“Yeah. I’m on vacation.”
Hojo was an old friend of Kagome’s. He always had a crush on her that everyone (except for her) knew about. She had a crush on him at some point, too (like a year before he realized his feelings for her.) Nice timing…
“That’s good. Can’t be all work and no play. Even models need some relaxation time.”
“Right. Um, Hojo where am I?”
“Miami.”, he said, “that much is obvious.” Kagome stared at him. ‘That’s why I stopped crushing on him. He wasn’t that smart.’
“I meant where exactly in Miami am I.”, she said, rolling her eyes inwardly.
“Oh you’re at (insert name of some random park far from hotel).”
“I am?” ‘I’m really far from the hotel.’ “Hey, Hojo. Do you mind giving me a ride back to my hotel. I’ll treat you to some French toast.” she bribed.
“I do enjoy French toast. Of course I’ll give you a ride.”
And so, the model and the manager/music producer head off on their quest to the hotel.
Meanwhile with Inuyasha…
‘Dammit. Where are you Kagome?’ Inuyasha had been running for five minutes looking for Kagome. He wanted to find her not only to explain to her what happened, but also to make sure she was okay.
“Kagome!”
Inuyasha stopped immediately when someone called Kagome’s name. He looked down from the rooftop he was on to see Kagome talking to an unknown man. He listened intently to there conversation.
“Hojo?”
“So, his name’s Hojo. Look’s like more like Homo to me.”, Inuyasha said to himself.
“Hey, Kagome. Didn’t expect to see you here.”
“Yeah. I’m on vacation.”
“That’s good. Can’t be all work and no play. Even models need some relaxation time.”
“Right. Um, Hojo where am I?”
“Miami.”, he said, “that much is obvious.”
“Idiot.”, Inuyasha muttered under his breath.
“I meant where exactly in Miami am I.”, she said.
“Oh you’re at (insert name of some random park far from hotel).”
“I am? Hey, Hojo. Do you mind giving me a ride back to my hotel. I’ll treat you to some French toast.” she bribed.
“I do enjoy French toast. Of course I’ll give you a ride.”
“She’s going back to the hotel. I better follow them to make sure he doesn’t try anything.” And with that, he sped off after Hojo’s 2010 Fisker Karma. (A/N: it’s a car.)
Meanwhile back at the hotel…
Sango was leaning on the couch with strawberry Jell-o in her left palm. Miroku walked in to see her entertaining herself with her wiggly friend.
“What are you doing?”
“Playing with Jell-o.”
“How’d you get it out the cup?”
“Secret.”
Silence.
“Sango?”
“Yes, Miroku?”
“Why do you hate me so much?”
She looked over to him. “I don’t hate you, Miroku.”
“Well, you sure don’t like me very much.”
“Miroku. You’re a good friend. To tell you the truth we would have probably been more than friends if you weren’t such a lecher.” She covered her mouth at her confession. ‘Should think before I talk…’
“Sango. Being a lecher is part of my personality. I can’t stop being who I am.” Sango was crestfallen at his confession. “But if it helps I can keep my lecher side only directed towards you. I’m better at saying how I feel with my actions than words. Women always take what you say and twist it around. If I say you look pretty today you’ll say, “What, I didn’t look pretty everyday?” and I would have literally dug my own grave. Now if grope you it just says ‘I love you’. Like this.”
Squeeze. Rub. Spank.
Sango’s face turned a red to match her Jell-o. ‘Did he just indirectly say that he loves me?’
“See Sango? I have a language all my own. If you want, I can teach you it.”, he said smirking at her.
She turns to him and says, “You know what? I would love to learn Miroku.”
His smirk disappears. “Really?”
“Yep.” She licks her Jell-o one last time before placing it in Miroku’s hand. She winks at him and leaves to her bedroom.
‘I must be catching something.’ Meanwhile with Kagome and Hojo…
“Thanks Hojo. Come in and I’ll get you your French toast.”
“Ok, thanks Kagome.” She opened the door and entered with Hojo in tow.
“Hey, Kagome!” Kikyou yelled from the couch.
“Hey, sis. Hojo this is my sister Kikyou.” Kagome said introducing her sister.
“Her older much more mature sister, Kikyou.” She said reaching for Hojo’s hand.
“Well, it’s very nice to meet you, Kikyou.”
“Come, have a seat Hojo and tell me about yourself.”
Kagome rolled her eyes at her sister’s obvious flirting. She walked over to the kitchen to make the French Toast she promised Hojo. Inuyasha walked into the kitchen halfway through the heating process.
“Kagome?”
Kagome looked over her shoulder to Inuyasha. She noticed he was shirtless and looked like he had been running.
“You just came back from a run?”
“What? Sort of. Look, I need to talk to you.”
“Okay.”
Beep. Beep. Beep.
She took out the French Toast and brought it to Hojo. “Here you go, Hojo.”
“Thanks, Kagome.”
“Kagome, where’s the syrup?”, Kikyou asked.
“What?”
“The syrup. You can’t have French Toast without syrup.”, Kikyou explained.
Inuyasha stood back and watched the two sisters interact. He was sure that Kagome wouldn’t have been able to stay in the same room as Kikyou, but looks like he was proven wrong.
“Fine, Kikyou. I’ll get the syrup.”
“No. I’ll get it.”, Kikyou said getting up to get the sweet liquid.
Inuyasha pulled Kagome aside in the hallway that headed to the girls’ rooms.
“Hey!” Kagome yelled.
“Shhh. I said I needed to talk to you.”, he whispered.
“Why are we whispering?”
“Just do it. It makes it more fun.”, he whispered back.
She just scoffed at him and pushed away from him. She came back into the living room to find Kikyou dipping her finger in Hojo’s syrup and him licking it off her finger. ‘No comment.’ And Sango and Miroku on the loveseat watching LMFAO’s music video ‘I’m in Miami Trick’. Inuyasha followed her back to the kitchen.
“Kagome, seriously. What you saw this morning in my room-”
“So if you knew I was there then why didn’t you stop me from leaving?”, she interrupted, crossing her arms.
“I was asleep. When I woke up Kikyou told me. I ran out of here looking for you.”
“Did you find me?”
“What?”
“Did you find me?”, she said more slowly.
“Yes. But you were talking to him.”, Inuyasha said gesturing to Hojo, who was having Kikyou lick syrup off his cheek.
“Well why didn’t you talk to me then? What stopped you?”
“Honestly, I don’t know.”
“Nice.”, she said walking away from him back to her room. She was about to close the door when he stopped it with his foot. “Excuse me, but I have to take a bath now and no you may not join me.”, she said closing the door in his face. Once in the bathroom, she let out her stifled laughter. ‘Oh, Inuyasha. If only you knew.’, she said undressing for her bath.
Across the Hall…
“Vanessa, I’m so glad you came back.”
“Well, William. My mother convinced me to give you another chance.”
“Really?”
“Yep.”
“Tha t bitch sent her back. I thought she hated me.”, he muttered to himself except his wife heard every word.
“Bitch?!? How dare you! No one calls my mother a bitch except her mother, me, daddy, her father, and a lot of other people! But no one gave you permission to!”, she said storming out of the room yet again.
“Vanessa! Fine! I’m gonna get some whores and we’ll have sex all night long without you!”, he yelled after his wife. William turned to find a little boy standing in the hallway. “Hey, kid.”
“Can I come?”
William slowly closes the door.
“I can bring condoms!”, the little boy yells after him as a last attempt chance to get in.