InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Unknown Face ❯ Wake up and smell the horse dung... ( Chapter 12 )

Okay, guys! I don’t now what to say… Um, the economy is down. Just letting you know… We have a black president… Michael Jackson died…My friend’s a bitch… She is a smart mouth little whore, but not literally a whore. How things are with me is if I call you a whore I don’t literally mean it unless you really are a whore… Does any one really read these notes?!? SHOO-BOP!! WOAH!! BOP!! BEEP-BOOP-BOO BOOP!! AOOGAHH!!

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On with the story…

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Inuyasha woke up eleven o’clock the next morning. He was a wreck. Kagome wasn’t talking to him, Kikyou and Hojo went at it all night, Miroku and Sango were just as bad, if not worse. He could hear them more clearly though…

“Miroku!”

“Sango!”

&# 8220;Oh, Kami!”

“Oh, boom goes the dynamite.”, Miroku said unenthusiastically.

“Damn, you. You cheated.”

“Nope. I’m just better at Twister.”, Miroku gloated.

“Would you two shut-up!”, Inuyasha said banging on the wall that was connecting his and Miroku’s rooms.

Even after he told them to stop twice they just kept on going. One would think that they would get tired of Twister. But Kikyou and Hojo were a different story…

“Hojo!”

“Kami!”

“ ;Hojo!”

“Oh, Kikyou!”

“Shut the fuck up! Dammit, you two go to some sleazy motel if you want to make so much damn noise when you’re damn fucking!”, Kagome yelled through the door. She then muttered, “Fucking like wild bunnies.”

He never knew Kagome had such a mouth. ‘Well it was three in the morning’.

“Mooooorrrrnnnniinnnggg!!!!!”, Miroku yelled from Inuyasha’s doorway.

“Shut the fuck up!!”, Inuyasha barked back.

“Geez, just came for a visit. Come on, get up. It’s eleven o’clock. We’re all going down to the beach come with us.”

“No thanks.”

“Why not? Come on, you can see Kagome in a biiikiinniii.”, Miroku said dragging the last word.

“Miroku, leave. Now.”

“Look, Sango told me about you and Kagome. Listen man, don’t worry about it. Kagome doesn’t look like the type to hold a grudge. So, you cheated. Big deal!”

“I did not cheat, I was framed and IT WAS HER SISTER!!”

“She’ll get over it.”

“Miroku, I’m tempted to shove my foot so far up your ass, you’ll be spitting out toenails.”, Inuyasha said in a dangerously low voice.

“Really? What size shoe do you wear?”

“Bastard!”, Inuyasha yelled as he leapt up from the bed for Miroku. Miroku quickly dashed out of the room into the girls living room, laughing the whole way. Inuyasha stopped as soon as he saw her. Kagome was standing patiently waiting for Miroku. She was wearing a simple black bikini. Even in the most simplest of things she looked gorgeous.

“Can we go now?”, Kagome asked annoyed.

“Well, Yash? Are you coming?”, Miroku said claming his spot by his girlfriend’s side.

“No.”

“Why not?”, Kikyou asked.

“I don’t want to, dammit.”, Inuyasha said losing his patience.

“You guys go ahead. We’ll be right down.”, Kagome said.

Miroku, Sango, and Kikyou all exchanged a ‘look’. They turned back to Kagome who was giving them a look that said, ‘get-the-fuck-out.’ And so, the left.

Silence.

“I’m not going.”

“Yes you are.”

“I’ll be with you in spirit.”

“Stop being so depressed. Have fun with us.”

“No.”

“I don’t know what to do with you. What could have hurt you so bad?”

“You should know.”

“Oh. Kikyou and Hojo keep you up all night?”

“No! Dammit! You refuse to listen to me and let me explain that your sister jumped into bed with me while I was asleep. And if you asked me it’s really retarded that you can forgive her so easily and not me and it wasn’t my fault!”

“Well, I didn’t ask you.”

“You didn’t need to.”

“Inuyasha. It’s obvious you have some emotional problems that need to be worked out. But don’t worry, if there are any problems at home I’m always here for you.”, she said putting his shoulder and turning to leave. He couldn’t’ believe it. She was the one causing him pain and she didn’t know it! “Oh, and Inuyasha? I know I’m not the one causing you pain because I was just a passing fling. You know? Like a flavor of the week sort of thing. It was a physical attraction above anything else. Anyways, we’ll be down at the beach if you want to join us.”, she said finally leaving. Inuyasha stood there in that same spot for a few minutes thinking, ‘How dense is that woman?’

  Hours later…  

Inuyasha was laying on his bed trying to get some sleep. But it just wasn’t possible for him. Probably because the couple next door has been going at it for at least four hours now…

“Si, papi!”

“Come on, you can do it!”

Over and over. It’s a wonder how he lasted so long with their activities flooding his head. Finally losing it he yelled, “Shut the fuck up! She had a sex change, dammit!”

“You had a what?!?”

“No, Enrique don’t leave me!”

“Sorry, Chica.”

Door slams. “Chica” cries.

He knew that “she” had a sex change; she smelled the part. And besides, anyone except Enrique could tell by looking at “her.” ‘Dammit, is everyone having sex, but me?!?’, he thought angrily. Suddenly, he heard the door open and close on the girls‘ side. Rising up to greet his unwanted guest, he made his way to the girl’ side. He was greeted with the sight of Kagome sneaking into her room with a brown package.

“Kagome!”

“Kyah!”, she yelled dropping her parcel.

“What are you doing?”

“Nothing.”

“What’s in the box?”

“Nothing.”

“Then why are you clutching it like a lifeline?”

“Nothing.”

“What?”

“ ;Why are you asking so much questions, Gawd.”, she said turning to enter her bedroom. Inuyasha didn’t press the matter anymore. ‘She’s probably under a lot of stress.’ And so, he left the kitchen to get some Ramen.

He was about to eat his noodle when he heard a crashing sound from Kagome’s bedroom. Leaving his noodles, he went to investigate. He opened the door cautiously and peered inside.

“Kagome? Is everything alright?”

“Yes!”, she called from her bathroom.

“Okay.”

“Inuyasha? Can you help me with something?”

“What is…it?”, he said turning to her bathroom to see Kagome in red(his favorite color) negligee. (1) She sauntered over to him slowly, making sure to add an extra swing in her hips. When she was right in front of him she pushed him back on the bed and straddled his waist.

“Can you let me explain something before you ask questions?”

He nods.

“I know everything about you and Kikyou. She explained it to me days ago. After you left to look for me she called me up and told me. And to let you know Inuyasha, we never officially broke up. You just assumed that. I just let you believe what you want. Can you forgive me for playing with your mind?”

“Yes.”

“Thank you.”, she said leaning in to kiss him. He was lost in his own world he almost missed her calling his name.

“Inuyasha.”

He had a puzzled face. When did her voice get so deep? He looked up to see her change into his teenage stalker, Jakotsu.

“I missed you.”, He said kissing Inuyasha.

(A/N: I should be evil and end it right here, but a lot of you will be freaked out so…KEEP READING!!!)

Inuyasha woke up in a cold sweat. Since when did he dream about Jakotsu? He got up and noticed he was naked. Pulling on a pair of boxers, he walked into the kitchen to see Kagome(hopefully) with some food and Sango and Miroku on the couch.

“Morning sleepy head.”, Kagome said giving him a kiss on the cheek.

“Kagome?”

“Yes. Inuyasha are you okay? You look sick.”

“What happened?”

“You don’t remember, Inuyasha? You and Kagome kept me up all night. I thought you were supposed to clean your room?”, Miroku accused for the couch.

“Really? Yes!! Thank god!”, Inuyasha yelled on his knees.

“Inuyasha?”, Kagome asked, somewhat afraid that her boyfriend needed mental help.

“I had a really fucked up dream.”

“Well tell us.”, Sango said. 45 minutes later…  

Every one stared at Inuyasha in shock. What the hell is wrong with his head???

Daring to break the silence Miroku said, “Well Inuyasha. That was some dream. Anyways, the girls and I were thinking of going to a club tonight are you in?”

“I may be emotionally scarred for the rest of my life and you’re asking me if I want to go to a club?”

“It’s Cloud 9 ½.”

“I’m in.”

(A/N: Should I end it here? I think I will… ‘Till next time kiddies!! Please review!!

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