InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Unknown Face ❯ My creativity got ran over... no chapter title ( Chapter 14 )

OMG!!! STORY’S ALMOST OVER!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I scream a lot… WHERE YO HEAD AT?!?!? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… I like family guy!!!! Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I had a banana smoothie today!! I had some stuff to get out….

Now, on with tonight’s/today’s feature presentation…

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“It’s been what? Ten, fifteen minutes now? They just won’t stop! It’s still happening! Just look at them!” Kikyou complained for the twelfth time.

“Kikyou, calm down. You were even worse with Hojo.” Kagome pointed out.

“Too bad it didn’t last.” Inuyasha mumbled.

“We both walked into that relationship knowing that it wouldn’t work out.” Kikyou said, shrugging her shoulders.

“Yeah. Because he was gay.”, Inuyasha said with half-lidded eyes.

“He is not gay. He’s bi-sexual.” Kikyou said.

“Which is jut a fancy term for gay?”, Inuyasha teased.

“How do we know that your not gay?!”, Kikyou accused.

Inuyasha pulled Kagome close to him. “Look at her! How could any man be with her and gay or bi!”, Inuyasha yelled.

“I look just like her and Hojo’s bi!”

“Yeah, but you’re not her. You’re two different people.”

“Would you two cut it out? And would to stop trying to suck each other’s lung out!”, Kagome yelled.

Miroku and Sango quickly pulled apart. Miroku had a perverted smirk on his face while Sango was blushing slightly. “How long have you guys been standing there?” Sango asked, while straightening out her hair.

“We were waiting downstairs. We sent Miroku to get you, but looks like that bad idea.”, Kagome said to her blushing friend.

“Get me for what?”, Sango asked, finally getting some control on her face.

“If you haven’t realized. Today is the day we go home. And I’m not waiting for your ass to get dressed.”, Kikyou said walking out of the door.

“Yeah. I’m leaving, too.” said Kagome.

“I just don’t wanna be here when you guys start fucking.”, said the hanyou.

Miroku and Sango were alone staring at the spot were there friend were previously standing.

“I’m gonna go get changed.”, Sango said, leaving to her soon-to-be ex-room.

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Everyone walked down to the front desk. Some hours l8r…    

  < p>“Home! Finally, Home!!”, Kikyou exclaimed as she flopped on her bed.

“Oh, Kikyou.”, Kagome said

“Oh, Kagome. Imouto, this has been the best spring break ever.”

“How so?”

“I got to meet Inuyasha Takahashi, get some of his underwear-”

“By the way, give those back”

“right. Anyways, got to hook up with a hot dude-”

“Who’s bi.”

“Stop interrupting!”

“Sorry.”

“Anyways, it was wonderful. I had a wonderful time and I realized something.”

“What?”

“Inuyasha Takahashi is the type of guy you crush on from afar.”

Kagome rolls her eyes.

“Don roll your eyes a me!”

“Watcha gon do ‘bout it, bitch?”

“Kick yo ass. Das wat!”

Kikyou pounces.

Kagome and Kikyou roll around. Clothes are ripped.

Inuyasha was walking to Kagome’s room when he heard some peculiar sound from Kikyou’s room. ‘What the hell?’ He walked in to see Kagome straddling Kikyou with her the straps of tank top ripped and hanging loosely. Kikyou’s shirt was ripped open right down the middle. The fact that they looked like twins didn’t help. He suddenly found himself picturing them in a kiddy pool full of mud. A perverted grin that would put Miroku’s to shame broke out on his face. Kagome looked up to see her boyfriend watching her and her sister’s display.

“Hey, Inuyasha.”, Kagome asked.

“What’s goin on?”, Kikyou asked next.

“Nothin much. Just came over to tell you Miroku and I are moving in.”

“What?!?”, Kagome and Kikyou yelled at the same time.

“See? I knew Sango didn’t tell you. We asked her on the plane ride back she said and I quote, “Fine. Just leave me the fuck alone and let me sleep, dammit!”

“Didn’t she say ask us?!”, Kikyou questioned.

“I asked her that and she said, “I don’t give a fuck it’s my house, too! I lived there fist, Dammit!”

“Really?”

“More or less.”

“Ugh, I need a drink.”, Kikyou said walking out of the room.

  Somewhere in Miami…          

A little boy was partying his life away. They finally let hi in now he has some woman named Ai giving him a lap dance. ‘All I had to do was buy some condoms.’

Knock. Knock. Knock.

“Hey, Ma-”, he stopped when he saw his father at the door.

“Hey, son. Your mother wants to know why her son is never in the suite any more. Turns out HE’S GETTING A LAPDANCE!”

“I’m sorry. I’m so so so so so so so so so-”

“Woah, calm down. I just wanted to come. Just, don’t tell your mom.”

“Awesome!”

They went back inside and turns out Ai has a twin!

< b>(A/N: Thank you! Thank you! I felt like typing, but somewhere down the middle I just wanted to throw my computer on the floor and go to sleep… But, I didn’t! so yeah… Next is the Epilogue! I have to say I can’t wait for the Bloopers. They’re gonna be funny as hell…)