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Title: The Untouchables 1/?
Author: Delicate Moonlight
Pairings: Sango/Miroku, Inu Yasha/Kagome, Sango/Inu Yasha
Summery: What happens when you combine a stressed out Kagome, an emotionally wrecked Sango, hallucinating Inu Yasha, and a broken jawed Miroku? Read and find out ^^
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never was, never will be.

A/N:
Please let me know how confusing this type of writing is for you. That way I know if I need to try to change the style to make it simpler...


Now on to the story:










"What happened to Miroku?"

"Kaede! He was hurt really bad!" Shippou said worriedly.

"Fuh, it's only his jaw. If he hadn't groped that female demon it wouldn't have happened."

"What are ye talking about Inu Yasha? No, wait don't tell me just yet. Sango, Shippou go to the field and get me the medicinal herds I need. Inu Yasha, take Miroku inside and lay him down."

"Yes ma'am." Sango said, barely controlled anger seeping into her voice.

"Okay." Shippou said and the two went to the field; to do as they were instructed.

"Why do I always have to carry the monk around?" mumbled Inu Yasha as he carried, the still unconscious monk, inside the hut.

"Now that we are alone, Kagome, what happened to Miroku?" Kaede asked with the type of patience that only comes with age.

Kagome started to fidget as she spoke. "Well…. it's kinda hard to explain." Kagome paused, a look of contemplation crossed her face. Taking a deep breath, she continued: "I sensed a jewel shard to the North; so we went there. We came upon this village with only women. They didn't want any men there at all. Sango and I tried to tell the guys that we should go in alone, but… well Miroku said he had finally found heaven. He was saying something about 'the untouchables being ready and waiting for him.' I dunno. Any way we all went into the village together. The leader was gorgeous. She had this long fiery red hair, beautiful green eyes, and she was a demon. We didn't know that then though. To make a long story short, he groped her and she decked him. Hard. So hard that I think she broke his jaw."

"And what about Sango? Why is she so angry?" Kaede asked already knowing the answer.

"Well you know how Sango feels about Miroku and yet he keeps chasing all these women." Kagome sighed, exhaustion written all over her body. "Also, she was right beside him when he groped the demon. She had just finished telling him that he shouldn't try anything, because she thought that the woman was really a demon. He completely ignored her."

"I see now. Well, why don't you go try and calm her down. I'll go tend to Miroku's jaw."

"Yes." Kagome sighed once again. "This is going to be a long weekend." She muttered while walking toward the field to see to her friend.




"I can't believe that lech! Why does he keep doing such things? I don't understand at all, Kagome."

"I know, Sango. Miroku has some… problems."

"Problems?! Problems! Yeah he is a born lech! How can he keep doing such things!?!?!"

"I don't know Sango, I really don't know. Why don't Shippou and I take the herbs back to Kaede while you go take a bath or something to help calm down?"

Sighing, Sango turned toward her friend and gave her a grateful smile. "Your right Kagome, I really need to calm down. A bath sounds like a good idea."

"It's all right Sango, go ahead. Enjoy your break."

"Thank you, Kagome." The emotionally exhausted demon slayer turned away from her equally exhausted friend and headed toward the bathing pond. She gave a weary smile as she walked toward the young fox demon, who was merrily collecting herbs. 'I hope he doesn't grow up to be like Miroku.'

"Don't worry Sango, Kagome and I will take the herbs back to Kaede."

"Shippou you're really sweet. Thank you." The fox child waved to the slayer as she walked passed. When Sango was out of ear shot, the child turn toward Kagome and asked: "Is Sango going to be ok?"

"She will be fine. She is really strong. You know that just as well as I do. Besides she isn't done giving Miroku his slaps." Kagome said with a wink, trying to lighten the mood. It had the desired effect, when Shippou started giggling. The two, carrying the herbs, headed back toward the village.

"Kagome…"

"What is it Shippou?"

"I was just wondering why Sango is so upset with Miroku. It wasn't like he grabbed her butt this time."

Sighing, Kagome began rubbing her temples. "It is hard to explain. What Miroku did was wrong anyway, but Sango is upset for more than just that reason. Well… I'm not sure how to explain this to you. Want to wait and ask Kaede? She is better at explaining things than I am."

"Okay, we can." There was a long silence for most of the trip back to the village. Shippou was watching Kagome. She was pale. She looked really tired and she kept rubbing her temples "Kagome are you ok?"

"I'm fine Shippou, don't worry." Kagome gave him this smile that was supposed to be reassuring, but it didn't work. The young fox demon couldn't help but worry about Kagome. She looked worse off then Sango.

As they approached Kaede's hut, Shippou picked up a strange smell. His nose crinkling as the sent assaulted him. "Ewe something smells!"

Kagome only nodded, then turned and walked within the hut. "We're here. Kaede, how is Miroku doing? Any better?" Kagome said, that fake smile still plastered on her face.

"Aye, he is doing a little bit better. He is still unconscious though." Kaede was crouched beside Miroku's prone body. She turned her head toward Kagome, and gave her a worried look. " You're not looking to good yourself Kagome."

"It's nothing." Kagome said, with that fake smile still on her face. "If everything is fine here, I might go take a bath."

"Aye, everything is fine. Go ahead Kagome."

"Thanks Kaede." Kagome turned and walked out of the hut, without noticing Inu Yasha huddled in the corner.

"What's wrong with him? Is he sick?"

"I was brewing some of the herbs I already had here for the medicine. The smell of it seems to have had a strange effect on Inu Yasha… Not quite sure exactly what it is, he is seeing at the moment." Kaede said, giving Inu Yasha the same worried look she gave Kagome.

"Oh...." Shippou couldn't help but think something was wrong with everyone lately. Especially Kagome. "Kaede is Kagome ok? She didn't even notice Inu Yasha. I'm worried about her."

"I think everything is just catching up with everyone today. Why don't you and I go start supper, Shippou?"

"Okay!"

"Inu Yasha we will be back in a few moments. Inu Yasha?"

"O-Okay" was the muffled reply Kaede received. Inu Yasha's arms were wrapped around his legs, and his head was lying on his knees. His entire body was shaking.

The half-demon watched the old lady and the fox child walk out the door. Or at least that is what he thought he was watching…. His sight was blurry, and he couldn't think straight.

"Wait! Did you say something was wrong with Kagome????" Inu Yasha got up as fast as he could, intending to run after them. Only managing to trip over Miroku's, still unconscious, body. Dragging himself to the door, he realized he was too late. They were already gone. "Did I hear her say something about a bath? If I hurry, I might catch her before she gets in."




"A bath sounds really good right now. A real one. Soaking in hot water. Oh."

Kagome stopped dead in her tracks. There was a shape beside the pond. In the dark of the night she couldn't make out what it was. Taking a deep breath, Kagome creped closer. When she finally got close to it, she realized it was Sango. Sango had apparently fallen asleep against the tree beside the pond. Kagome's face turned red. Sango wasn't wearing her robes.

'I should wake her, and have her go back to the hut. But she looks so peaceful.' Kagome noticed Sango's robes hanging from the branches of the tree. She picked one of them up and covered up her friend. 'I think it would be best to just let you sleep. I'll just go for a walk…or something. Maybe I'll go to the great tree. It always helps me think. It's close enough to here. I should be able to hear if anyone comes near you.'

Kagome turned away from her sleeping friend and headed toward the great tree. Her body moaning in protest. Her foot steps got slow and unsteady. Her vision started to blur. 'What's happening??' She continued to walk, until her feet gave out on her. Kagome fell to the ground with a loud thud.

"What's going? I c-c-can't see…" Kagome's eyes fluttered shut, as she lost consciousness.




'Kagome, where are you?' Inu Yasha was staggering toward the pond. "Damn it all. Where is the stupid girl? What was in the medicine? I can't see- Kagome is that you?" Inu Yash spotted a figure laying against a tree, beside the pond. "It must be you. Who else would be dim witted enough to be out here alone, at this time of the night?"

Inu Yasha continued to stagger toward the shape. "She's asleep. K-uh" Inu Yasha lost his footing once more, falling toward the sleeping girl. His hands landed on the tree, one on each side of her. Hair barely brushing over her legs.

Moaning at the contact, she wrapped her arms around his neck. Proceeding to bring her lips to the shocked half-demon's.




Miroku's lips felt so good against hers. Sango couldn't begin to fathom why she kept pushing him away, when he could make her feel this good. Sango opened her mouth to protest what they were doing. But the protest was blocked, when Miroku depend the kiss.

"Mmm… feels good." Sango purred as a hand started caressing one of her breast.

"So soft…" Was the reply Sango received. Miroku's voice sounded different to her, but she ignored it. She was distracted, by the tongue continuing it's assault on her mouth.

Sango gasped suddenly, as her robes where completely removed in one swift movement. "Mi-"

"You're so beautiful, dressed only in moonlight." Sango was positive that there was something different about the voice coming from Miroku's lips. She couldn't think about it. For said lips were now upon her right breast, while, his left hand was massaging her other breast. Over come by all the pleasure Miroku was giving her, Sango could only moan. When his right hand began to move up Sango's thigh, she gasped.

Even though the pleasure she was receiving was driving her mad, she couldn't help but feel something was a miss. The hand that was inching higher on her thigh, it wasn't covered by the beads!

Sango's eyes flew open at the thought, seeing nothing but the night sky above. 'Dreaming again' "Aahh" Eyes closing shut again, Sango let out a deep moan as a finger slipped inside the folds between her legs. When the finger began to move inside her, she realized it wasn't a dream. Her eyes shot open and saw the half-demon still suckling on one of her breast.

"You feel so warm Kagome." Inu Yasha murmured. Sango, in utter shock, screamed. Then pushed, a very puzzled Inu Yasha away from her.

~TBC~