InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Wacky World of Inuyasha ❯ Mallet of The All Mighty NuttyButter....? ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: GeminiAnime 
We introduce ourselves and Pj goes a little wacko on Inuyasha and Miroku.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 05.23.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 188 | Status: Completed
We introduce ourselves and Pj goes a little wacko on Inuyasha and Miroku.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 05.23.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 188 | Status: Completed
The Wacky World of Inuyasha
/|\ T.ACorn -- Now NEW and IMPROVED(not really)! Also includes humorous half-way point staring : The Pot, Monkey-Man, Non-Fluffy and The ACorn and The NB! (this 1's tru) Now on with whatever...
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Chapter Two -- Mallet of The All Mighty NuttyButter
Nicole and Pj each grabbed one of Inuyasha's ears and pulled, grinning. "You're so KAWAII!" they said, continuing to play with his ears as they twitched uncontrolably.
Inuyasha sat there stunned, then growled and flattened his ear to his head. "L-let go of my ears!" he said, jumping up and grabbing Nicole and Pj by the ankles and dangling them upside-down. "Who are you two!?"
Nicole grinned and held her fingers in two peace signs. [blue background with acorns and squirels falling appears] "I'm Bob The ACorn!" she chimmed, then pointed at Pj [yellow and black stripped background with mice falling appears]. "That's The NuttyButter!"
Pj nodded. "But you can call us Pj and Nicole."
Inuyasha stared at the unnerved and asked, "Where did you come from?"
Nicole grinned again. "We found this well and I tri--uhh..." she cut herself of and frowned. 'Imagine how stupid that'll sound...' she though, then grinned. "We found a well and jumped!"
Inuyasha stared at her. [sweatdrop] "How did you manage that?" Inuyasha asked.
Pj shook her head and crossed her arms. "I pushed h- I mean uh..." [nervious laughter] "She fell in and brought me with her!"
Pj continued laughing nerviously and Nicole glared at her. She started to say something to her friend, but stoped when a woman came out of the forest. "Inuyasha, who are you talking to?" Kagome asked, walking over to them. She stared at Nicole and Pj, who Inuyasha was still holding at arms length. They smiled and waved at her. "Hi, Kagome!"
[sweatdrop] "Umm...do I know you?" Kagome asked. "Where did you come from?"
"We fell down a well in America and ended up here." Pj said, pointing at the well.
"What!? How did you do that!?" she asked, then gasped, "Oh, no! What if the well's broken!"
Kagome ran past Inuyasha, towards the well and he dropped Pj and Nicole to the ground. "Hey, wench, where are you goin?" he asked, grabbing her arm before she could jump in.
"I'm making sure the well still works. Sit!" Inuyasha fell to the ground, but since he still had ahold of Kagome's arm, took her with him. She glared at him and tried to pull her arm away. "Inuyasha, let go!"
He looked up at her and growled. "You ain't goin nowhere! You just got here!" he said, standing up when the spell wore off.
[continuous bickering is heard] Shippou sat down in the grass and sighed. "Not again. Why do they always fight?" he asked, shaking his little head. Nicole smiled at him and crossed her arms behind her back, "You're so cute." then sighed and stared at Inuyasha and Kagome.
Pj shook her head sadly. "They make such a cute couple."
Nicole nodded in agreement. "To bad The Pot's still around..."
"That reminds me : While we're here we gotta figure out a way to get rid of her."
"Any sugestions?" Nicole asked with a grin.
Pj nodded and smiled. "A few good ones. Why?"
"Same here. So which one should we use?"
"The most cruel one we can think of."
[evil looks and laughter] Shippou stared at them unnerved.
"...wait..." Nicole looked at Pj [question marks appear] "...aren't they all cruel???"
"Oh right...well...which one would be the best one to use?"
"I dunno...maybe we could--"
[light bulb*DING*] "Try all of them on The Pot? Yes! That's brilliant!"
"It is...I mean, of course it it!"
"Who are you talking about?" Shippou asked curiously, looking up a them.
[sweatdrop!] Nicole and Pj grinned. [halo's appear] "No one."
"SIT!" Pj, Nicole and Shippou looked over at the well as Inuyasha ate dirt again and Kagome disapeared into the well.
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The Pot, Non-Fluffy and Monkey-Man appear looking around, confused, then Pj jumps at them with her Mallet from one side and Nicole jumps at them from the other with her Pole. A huge cloud of dust appears and everynow and then, The Pot, Non-Fluffy or Monkey-Man will pop out, but Nicole and Pj will drag them back in as squirels and mice jump into the cloud from both sides.
The cloud disapates and Pj and Nicole stand ontop of the pile of unconsiouse evil people with their squirels and mice beside them. Pj holds her Mallet over her shoulder and Nicole bashes The Pot's head in the head with her Pole one more time, then leans on it, grinning. They do a peace sign and a squirel and a mouse run to the middle of the screen with a banner and hold it up.
The Banner has a picture of the Inu Gang and says in Japanese letters : " 'The world is a better place now!' " A baby squirel and a baby mouse jump out from behind the banner and hold up another sign. " 'Thanx to : Bob The ACorn and PBJ The NuttyButter' "
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Shippou, Nicole and Pj bent over and stared at the imobile hanyou, who lay face-down in the durt. Nicole shook her head and said, "Inu-san...it would be in you're best interest to not anger Kagome-chan..."
"That's why she 'sits' you continuously." Pj added.
He sat up when the spell wore off and growled at them. "Shut up! I don't even know who the fuck you are!" he said.
[sweatdrop!] Nicole stared at her friend as Pj's face turned beat red, then took a few slow steps away and muttered, "Three...Two....One--"
Pj pulled out a huge wooden mallet and whacked Inuyasha in the side of the head with it, sending him flying into a nearby tree...well...actualy...a tree that was a few feet away...well...TWO trees that were a few feet away.
[Freeze Frame: Everyone but Nicole freezes in mid action] "A couple of things to know about Pj...first of all she her handy-dandy-come-out-of-nowhere-oversized-giant-wooden mallet of death. Second of all she doesn't like it if people swear...so people get hit with the mallet alot. Lets watch Inuyasha fly into the tree's again!" Nicole pulls out Tv changer and rewinds everything, then hits play and Inuyasha flies into the tree's in slow motion. Pj unfreezes and says, "Nicole! Unfreeze the screen!" then hits Nicole over the head. [unfreezes frame]
Nicole winced and watched Inuyasha crash into the trees. "Uuuuuh oh..." she said. Shippou jumped up from the ground and ran over to Inuyasha as everyone's favorite monk came out of the woods.
[Freezes frame again: Pj stares at Nicole] "That isn't right..." "Yeah...he doesn't act like a monk..." "That's not what I'm talking about..." "Well, what ever. We're wasting people's time." [unfreezes frame]
Miroku saw Inuyasha and walked over to him. "What happened to you?" he asked, leaning over the hanyou.
[swirly eyes] Inuyasha layed on the ground and just stared at the Miroku, who looked behind him and saw Pj hide the mallet behind her back. "Who are you?"
"I'm Nicole and Pj is the one who knocked Inu-san through the trees..." Nicole said, taking another step away from Pj and pointing at her.
Pj smiled innocently, still trying to hide the mallet behind her back--which was pretty hard considering its twice her size. Miroku stared at Pj, then looked back at Inuyasha.
"You knocked him through a tree!?" he asked, dumbfounded.
"It was two tree's." Shippou pipped from beside Inuyasha.
Miroku shook his head laughed. "Damn--"
Pj growled and took out her mallet again, this time bashing Miroku with it. "Do NOT swear!" she said, glaring at the fallen monk, causing Shippou to run behind Nicole.
Nicole smiled nerviously, standing a few feet away from her friend as she continued to yell at Miroku and Inuyasha. "That might be something we have to work on..." she said, looking down at the kitsune, who only nodded.
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{Insert The ACorns laugh here} Don't ya LOVE me!? -> -> -> Readers : No -> -> -> T.ACorn : [crosses arms] Fine then...[thinks rapidly]...I...won't make longer chapters! HaHA! -> -> -> Readers : [tackles T.ACorn] -> -> -> T.ACorn : [crying out in pain as Readers attack]
Preview of the next chapter : HA! There izint one! -> -> -> Readers : [pulls out knives] -> -> -> T.ACorn : [raises hand in defence] My bad...::mutters::But there still izint one... -> -> -> Readers : [attack]
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/|\ T.ACorn -- Now NEW and IMPROVED(not really)! Also includes humorous half-way point staring : The Pot, Monkey-Man, Non-Fluffy and The ACorn and The NB! (this 1's tru) Now on with whatever...
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Chapter Two -- Mallet of The All Mighty NuttyButter
Nicole and Pj each grabbed one of Inuyasha's ears and pulled, grinning. "You're so KAWAII!" they said, continuing to play with his ears as they twitched uncontrolably.
Inuyasha sat there stunned, then growled and flattened his ear to his head. "L-let go of my ears!" he said, jumping up and grabbing Nicole and Pj by the ankles and dangling them upside-down. "Who are you two!?"
Nicole grinned and held her fingers in two peace signs. [blue background with acorns and squirels falling appears] "I'm Bob The ACorn!" she chimmed, then pointed at Pj [yellow and black stripped background with mice falling appears]. "That's The NuttyButter!"
Pj nodded. "But you can call us Pj and Nicole."
Inuyasha stared at the unnerved and asked, "Where did you come from?"
Nicole grinned again. "We found this well and I tri--uhh..." she cut herself of and frowned. 'Imagine how stupid that'll sound...' she though, then grinned. "We found a well and jumped!"
Inuyasha stared at her. [sweatdrop] "How did you manage that?" Inuyasha asked.
Pj shook her head and crossed her arms. "I pushed h- I mean uh..." [nervious laughter] "She fell in and brought me with her!"
Pj continued laughing nerviously and Nicole glared at her. She started to say something to her friend, but stoped when a woman came out of the forest. "Inuyasha, who are you talking to?" Kagome asked, walking over to them. She stared at Nicole and Pj, who Inuyasha was still holding at arms length. They smiled and waved at her. "Hi, Kagome!"
[sweatdrop] "Umm...do I know you?" Kagome asked. "Where did you come from?"
"We fell down a well in America and ended up here." Pj said, pointing at the well.
"What!? How did you do that!?" she asked, then gasped, "Oh, no! What if the well's broken!"
Kagome ran past Inuyasha, towards the well and he dropped Pj and Nicole to the ground. "Hey, wench, where are you goin?" he asked, grabbing her arm before she could jump in.
"I'm making sure the well still works. Sit!" Inuyasha fell to the ground, but since he still had ahold of Kagome's arm, took her with him. She glared at him and tried to pull her arm away. "Inuyasha, let go!"
He looked up at her and growled. "You ain't goin nowhere! You just got here!" he said, standing up when the spell wore off.
[continuous bickering is heard] Shippou sat down in the grass and sighed. "Not again. Why do they always fight?" he asked, shaking his little head. Nicole smiled at him and crossed her arms behind her back, "You're so cute." then sighed and stared at Inuyasha and Kagome.
Pj shook her head sadly. "They make such a cute couple."
Nicole nodded in agreement. "To bad The Pot's still around..."
"That reminds me : While we're here we gotta figure out a way to get rid of her."
"Any sugestions?" Nicole asked with a grin.
Pj nodded and smiled. "A few good ones. Why?"
"Same here. So which one should we use?"
"The most cruel one we can think of."
[evil looks and laughter] Shippou stared at them unnerved.
"...wait..." Nicole looked at Pj [question marks appear] "...aren't they all cruel???"
"Oh right...well...which one would be the best one to use?"
"I dunno...maybe we could--"
[light bulb*DING*] "Try all of them on The Pot? Yes! That's brilliant!"
"It is...I mean, of course it it!"
"Who are you talking about?" Shippou asked curiously, looking up a them.
[sweatdrop!] Nicole and Pj grinned. [halo's appear] "No one."
"SIT!" Pj, Nicole and Shippou looked over at the well as Inuyasha ate dirt again and Kagome disapeared into the well.
/|\-<*~:~*~{-Chibi Half-way Point-}~*~:~*>-/|\
The Pot, Non-Fluffy and Monkey-Man appear looking around, confused, then Pj jumps at them with her Mallet from one side and Nicole jumps at them from the other with her Pole. A huge cloud of dust appears and everynow and then, The Pot, Non-Fluffy or Monkey-Man will pop out, but Nicole and Pj will drag them back in as squirels and mice jump into the cloud from both sides.
The cloud disapates and Pj and Nicole stand ontop of the pile of unconsiouse evil people with their squirels and mice beside them. Pj holds her Mallet over her shoulder and Nicole bashes The Pot's head in the head with her Pole one more time, then leans on it, grinning. They do a peace sign and a squirel and a mouse run to the middle of the screen with a banner and hold it up.
The Banner has a picture of the Inu Gang and says in Japanese letters : " 'The world is a better place now!' " A baby squirel and a baby mouse jump out from behind the banner and hold up another sign. " 'Thanx to : Bob The ACorn and PBJ The NuttyButter' "
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Shippou, Nicole and Pj bent over and stared at the imobile hanyou, who lay face-down in the durt. Nicole shook her head and said, "Inu-san...it would be in you're best interest to not anger Kagome-chan..."
"That's why she 'sits' you continuously." Pj added.
He sat up when the spell wore off and growled at them. "Shut up! I don't even know who the fuck you are!" he said.
[sweatdrop!] Nicole stared at her friend as Pj's face turned beat red, then took a few slow steps away and muttered, "Three...Two....One--"
Pj pulled out a huge wooden mallet and whacked Inuyasha in the side of the head with it, sending him flying into a nearby tree...well...actualy...a tree that was a few feet away...well...TWO trees that were a few feet away.
[Freeze Frame: Everyone but Nicole freezes in mid action] "A couple of things to know about Pj...first of all she her handy-dandy-come-out-of-nowhere-oversized-giant-wooden mallet of death. Second of all she doesn't like it if people swear...so people get hit with the mallet alot. Lets watch Inuyasha fly into the tree's again!" Nicole pulls out Tv changer and rewinds everything, then hits play and Inuyasha flies into the tree's in slow motion. Pj unfreezes and says, "Nicole! Unfreeze the screen!" then hits Nicole over the head. [unfreezes frame]
Nicole winced and watched Inuyasha crash into the trees. "Uuuuuh oh..." she said. Shippou jumped up from the ground and ran over to Inuyasha as everyone's favorite monk came out of the woods.
[Freezes frame again: Pj stares at Nicole] "That isn't right..." "Yeah...he doesn't act like a monk..." "That's not what I'm talking about..." "Well, what ever. We're wasting people's time." [unfreezes frame]
Miroku saw Inuyasha and walked over to him. "What happened to you?" he asked, leaning over the hanyou.
[swirly eyes] Inuyasha layed on the ground and just stared at the Miroku, who looked behind him and saw Pj hide the mallet behind her back. "Who are you?"
"I'm Nicole and Pj is the one who knocked Inu-san through the trees..." Nicole said, taking another step away from Pj and pointing at her.
Pj smiled innocently, still trying to hide the mallet behind her back--which was pretty hard considering its twice her size. Miroku stared at Pj, then looked back at Inuyasha.
"You knocked him through a tree!?" he asked, dumbfounded.
"It was two tree's." Shippou pipped from beside Inuyasha.
Miroku shook his head laughed. "Damn--"
Pj growled and took out her mallet again, this time bashing Miroku with it. "Do NOT swear!" she said, glaring at the fallen monk, causing Shippou to run behind Nicole.
Nicole smiled nerviously, standing a few feet away from her friend as she continued to yell at Miroku and Inuyasha. "That might be something we have to work on..." she said, looking down at the kitsune, who only nodded.
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{Insert The ACorns laugh here} Don't ya LOVE me!? -> -> -> Readers : No -> -> -> T.ACorn : [crosses arms] Fine then...[thinks rapidly]...I...won't make longer chapters! HaHA! -> -> -> Readers : [tackles T.ACorn] -> -> -> T.ACorn : [crying out in pain as Readers attack]
Preview of the next chapter : HA! There izint one! -> -> -> Readers : [pulls out knives] -> -> -> T.ACorn : [raises hand in defence] My bad...::mutters::But there still izint one... -> -> -> Readers : [attack]
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