InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The World Wide Web ❯ There's No Humor In This Chapter, I Swear!!! ( Chapter 2 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: evil6fairie6echo 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.17.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 400 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.17.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 400 | Status: Completed
Disclamier: Suck a fuck... fuck a suck.... suck an... ass? I don't own Inu-chan.
Chapter 2: There's No Humor in this Chapter, I Swear!
"Please, just leave," Kagome said, her voice low and solemn, as she laid down on her mattress, a bag of ice on her Rudolph red nose. The puppy dog known as Inuyasha sat on the edge of the bed, staring at the miserable and angry miko, "I said I was sorry."
She scoffed, "Yeah and you only say that every other blue moon."
He frowned, one of his ears trained on the CD player that was currently playing a really weird song (aka: Skinny Puppy: Goneja. And don't ask me why Kagome listens to it!), "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"It means... " she sighed, half-laughing, "that I'm a bitch."
He froze, fixing every sense on her, "D-did you just call yourself a 'bitch'?"
"You have ears, Inuyasha. What do you think?" She replied in a sharp tone, then pointed towards the open window where the cool night breeze was filling up the room, "now, go."
He shook his head, a hint of a pitiful look twinkling in his eyes. Inuyasha shrugged and got up, stretching out sore limbs from sitting too long, then pounced to the window, "Feh, whatever."
After that was said, he jumped out into the night air. Funny thing was, there was a smirk plastered on his face.
***
Kagome fell into a fitful and dreamless slumber, the ice bag lying beside her due to sliding from her hand. The CD had long since stopped and her light had been shut off, when her mother had come in to check on her. The covers were pulled up over her legs and bossom. She slept, peacefully, for 3 hours and then in the dead of the night, a shadow jumped into her still open window. They moved, quietly, only centimeters away from the sleeping girl. When they kneeled on the edge of the bed, the mattress squeaked sliently and the mysterious shadow leaned close to the girl.
The sound of sniffing filled the room and then a short mute growl, followed by a whisper, "Why do you make me do this?"
The girl gave no answer, so he went on, scooping her up into his arms and jumping out the window towards a familiar old well.
***intermission***
Brown chocolate *mmmm* eyes opened to a brown wooden ceiling and it didn't take a certain miko long to figure out exactly where she was. Before even thinking it through, Kagome sat up and screamed, "INUYASHA!"
This was followed by a couple of squeals and then silence.
"Shippo-chan, where is Inuyasha?" Kagome asked the owner of those squeals, who was currently hiding in a corner inside Kaede's hut. He peeped his big green eyes out at her, then sighed, moving over to her, "He went out."
"And where would "out" be located?" She insisted, taking the fuzzball into her arms, her voice now that same Kagome-is-so-kind quality. Shippo shook his head, "I don't know. He asked me to watch over you, that's all."
"'That's all', huh? Well Shippo, you call tell Inuyasha when he gets back, that I've got to go home because of school," she sighed, long and deep, and patted Shippo's head, "okay?"
He nodded, a happy grin now on his face, "Sure thing. You won't be gone too long, right?"
"I promise, Shippo-chan. Now, be good and I'll bring you back a surprise," she smiled and then got up, ambling out of the hut and towards the Bone-Eaters Well. She didn't get too far.
"And where do you think you're going?"
"I thought you went 'out'?" She replied, anger tainting her tone, as she turned around to come face-to-face with non-other than good 'ol Inuyasha. He had a really big unhappy-as-hell frown on his face.
"Shippo's a wonderful liar. I've taught him well," He told her, then motioned towards the well, "why are you going home?"
"Because I live there, Inuyasha, and now, if you'd excuse me, I'm going," she said, then started to walk again. He grabbed her arm, yanking her towards him roughly, then taking hold of her chin, turned her face to his, "Kagome, I know something's going on and I want you to tell me right now."
She struggled against his grasp, but he was too strong, so she took the next best option: spitting on him. He was taken aback and let go, a clawed hand going over his face, "You... bitch!"
Kagome ran as long as she could, finally reaching the ancient well, then hopped in. Relieved to be home, she took a hot shower and then got on the internet to calm her frazzled nerves. Signing onto the message board, she received her second question.
B)Where would like your first date to be?
'My first date?' she thought, blushing a light pink. She knew she had never went on a date before, so where would she want to go with a guy to get to know him? She hadn't really ever thought about it. Just actually going on a date was the main thing, not where the date would be. 'Hm...' she mused, 'perhaps a long walk on the beach? Maybe, dinner and a movie? Oh, I don't know!'
She stared at the computer screen, reading off the answers.
1)Dinner and a movie.
2)Long moonlit walk on the beach.
3)Expensive resturaunt.
4)Let him/her choose/surprise you.
5)Eating pizza/takeout and watching a movie at home.
6)Any of the above
Well, since Kagome couldn't exactly decide where she would get to know her "dream man", she chose #6 and left it as that. The webpage clicked over to her email account, which she hadn't checked since the day before last, so she read down the list of various dirty junk-mail and advertisements. Finally, she saw something that sparked her interest and she clicked the heading: "What's Up, Kags?"
It was from Ayumi, which partly figured because she was the only one who emailed her besides Eri.
Email message:
Hey Kags, it's Ayumi. How are you? Feeling any better? I heard you got the measles yesterday from Hojo, so I just wanted to make sure you were alright. So, tell me about how you and your two-timing boyfriend are doing. I'm itching for details, and so is Eri. Write me back, Kagome-chan!
Friends Forever,
Ayumi
Kagome sighed, and clicked the "reply" button.
Hey Ayumi! I'm good, thanks. Just not feeling well, like usual. Anyway, tell me how's Hojo. Haven't seen him in a while. Well, I guess I haven't seen a lot of my friends in a while. Oh, btw, do you have MySpace? Email me back.
Love ya! -Kags
Pushing "send", Kagome leaned back in her computer chair and settled her bare feet on the desk. She gazed out the window, daydreaming about her first "real" date. 'Oh kami, what if this message board thing doesn't work out? Man, that'll suck...' Kagome thought, then was suddenly interrupted by a loud banging downstairs.
"Oh, man," she muttered, shutting her laptop, and opening her bedroom door, "Mom, is everything okay?"
Her question was met with a loud snarl, then, "No, it's not."
***TBC!!!****
*AUTHOR'S NOTE: I know Kagome is OOC, but that's how I want her to be in this story. Yeepee!!!*
Chapter 2: There's No Humor in this Chapter, I Swear!
"Please, just leave," Kagome said, her voice low and solemn, as she laid down on her mattress, a bag of ice on her Rudolph red nose. The puppy dog known as Inuyasha sat on the edge of the bed, staring at the miserable and angry miko, "I said I was sorry."
She scoffed, "Yeah and you only say that every other blue moon."
He frowned, one of his ears trained on the CD player that was currently playing a really weird song (aka: Skinny Puppy: Goneja. And don't ask me why Kagome listens to it!), "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"It means... " she sighed, half-laughing, "that I'm a bitch."
He froze, fixing every sense on her, "D-did you just call yourself a 'bitch'?"
"You have ears, Inuyasha. What do you think?" She replied in a sharp tone, then pointed towards the open window where the cool night breeze was filling up the room, "now, go."
He shook his head, a hint of a pitiful look twinkling in his eyes. Inuyasha shrugged and got up, stretching out sore limbs from sitting too long, then pounced to the window, "Feh, whatever."
After that was said, he jumped out into the night air. Funny thing was, there was a smirk plastered on his face.
***
Kagome fell into a fitful and dreamless slumber, the ice bag lying beside her due to sliding from her hand. The CD had long since stopped and her light had been shut off, when her mother had come in to check on her. The covers were pulled up over her legs and bossom. She slept, peacefully, for 3 hours and then in the dead of the night, a shadow jumped into her still open window. They moved, quietly, only centimeters away from the sleeping girl. When they kneeled on the edge of the bed, the mattress squeaked sliently and the mysterious shadow leaned close to the girl.
The sound of sniffing filled the room and then a short mute growl, followed by a whisper, "Why do you make me do this?"
The girl gave no answer, so he went on, scooping her up into his arms and jumping out the window towards a familiar old well.
***intermission***
Brown chocolate *mmmm* eyes opened to a brown wooden ceiling and it didn't take a certain miko long to figure out exactly where she was. Before even thinking it through, Kagome sat up and screamed, "INUYASHA!"
This was followed by a couple of squeals and then silence.
"Shippo-chan, where is Inuyasha?" Kagome asked the owner of those squeals, who was currently hiding in a corner inside Kaede's hut. He peeped his big green eyes out at her, then sighed, moving over to her, "He went out."
"And where would "out" be located?" She insisted, taking the fuzzball into her arms, her voice now that same Kagome-is-so-kind quality. Shippo shook his head, "I don't know. He asked me to watch over you, that's all."
"'That's all', huh? Well Shippo, you call tell Inuyasha when he gets back, that I've got to go home because of school," she sighed, long and deep, and patted Shippo's head, "okay?"
He nodded, a happy grin now on his face, "Sure thing. You won't be gone too long, right?"
"I promise, Shippo-chan. Now, be good and I'll bring you back a surprise," she smiled and then got up, ambling out of the hut and towards the Bone-Eaters Well. She didn't get too far.
"And where do you think you're going?"
"I thought you went 'out'?" She replied, anger tainting her tone, as she turned around to come face-to-face with non-other than good 'ol Inuyasha. He had a really big unhappy-as-hell frown on his face.
"Shippo's a wonderful liar. I've taught him well," He told her, then motioned towards the well, "why are you going home?"
"Because I live there, Inuyasha, and now, if you'd excuse me, I'm going," she said, then started to walk again. He grabbed her arm, yanking her towards him roughly, then taking hold of her chin, turned her face to his, "Kagome, I know something's going on and I want you to tell me right now."
She struggled against his grasp, but he was too strong, so she took the next best option: spitting on him. He was taken aback and let go, a clawed hand going over his face, "You... bitch!"
Kagome ran as long as she could, finally reaching the ancient well, then hopped in. Relieved to be home, she took a hot shower and then got on the internet to calm her frazzled nerves. Signing onto the message board, she received her second question.
B)Where would like your first date to be?
'My first date?' she thought, blushing a light pink. She knew she had never went on a date before, so where would she want to go with a guy to get to know him? She hadn't really ever thought about it. Just actually going on a date was the main thing, not where the date would be. 'Hm...' she mused, 'perhaps a long walk on the beach? Maybe, dinner and a movie? Oh, I don't know!'
She stared at the computer screen, reading off the answers.
1)Dinner and a movie.
2)Long moonlit walk on the beach.
3)Expensive resturaunt.
4)Let him/her choose/surprise you.
5)Eating pizza/takeout and watching a movie at home.
6)Any of the above
Well, since Kagome couldn't exactly decide where she would get to know her "dream man", she chose #6 and left it as that. The webpage clicked over to her email account, which she hadn't checked since the day before last, so she read down the list of various dirty junk-mail and advertisements. Finally, she saw something that sparked her interest and she clicked the heading: "What's Up, Kags?"
It was from Ayumi, which partly figured because she was the only one who emailed her besides Eri.
Email message:
Hey Kags, it's Ayumi. How are you? Feeling any better? I heard you got the measles yesterday from Hojo, so I just wanted to make sure you were alright. So, tell me about how you and your two-timing boyfriend are doing. I'm itching for details, and so is Eri. Write me back, Kagome-chan!
Friends Forever,
Ayumi
Kagome sighed, and clicked the "reply" button.
Hey Ayumi! I'm good, thanks. Just not feeling well, like usual. Anyway, tell me how's Hojo. Haven't seen him in a while. Well, I guess I haven't seen a lot of my friends in a while. Oh, btw, do you have MySpace? Email me back.
Love ya! -Kags
Pushing "send", Kagome leaned back in her computer chair and settled her bare feet on the desk. She gazed out the window, daydreaming about her first "real" date. 'Oh kami, what if this message board thing doesn't work out? Man, that'll suck...' Kagome thought, then was suddenly interrupted by a loud banging downstairs.
"Oh, man," she muttered, shutting her laptop, and opening her bedroom door, "Mom, is everything okay?"
Her question was met with a loud snarl, then, "No, it's not."
***TBC!!!****
*AUTHOR'S NOTE: I know Kagome is OOC, but that's how I want her to be in this story. Yeepee!!!*