InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Things InuYasha characters would never say ❯ Chapter one ( Chapter 1 )

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Things InuYasha Characters would never say

Chapter one

Lily: You just knew I would have to do this^^

Leala: -_-' Yay...

Lily: -_-' Shut it...

Leala: ...NO!

Lily: *Sighs* I don't own InuYasha

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*In giant dog type thing form* *Chasing tail* "I'm gonna get you...I'm gonna get you-" -Sesshomaru

"What do you mean you died my hair pink!?!?" -InuYasha

"Whatever Kikyou, you can have the mutt, see if I care." -Kagome

"How DARE you ask me to father your child! What kind of person do you think I am?!" -Miroku

"What a beautiful day! The only thing that would make it better is flowers! ...I better go find
some!" -Sesshomaru

"Shikon no Tama? What's a Shikon no Tama?" -Naraku

"Yes Miroku! I will bear your child!" -Sango

"Damn....I ran out of beer again..." -Shippou

"Uh, it's nice to see you love me InuYasha, but I'm a lesbian..." -Kagome

"What was I thinking trying to kill InuYasha, he can live, I'll just die alone!" -Kikyou

"Where's the blood!!! I WANNA SEE SOME BLOOD!!!" -Rin

*Blink blink* "What are you talking about Kagome, I love Sango." -Kouga

"Does this Kimono make me look fat?" -Sesshomaru

"Hey Sesshomaru! How's it goin'?? It's been waaaaaay too long since I've last seen you! Come give
me a hug!" -InuYasha

"InuYasha." *breath* "I am your father." *Breath* -Naraku

"Maybe I am to evil....Kohaku, go find Sango and Tell her I'm sorry." -Naraku

"Crash landing when your flying on a feather sucks..." -Kagura

"I should be a male supermodel." -Sesshomaru (A/N ...Hey he should^^')

*To InuYasha* "BA HA! I'M FULL YOUKAI AND YOUR NOT ...Stupid hanyou." -Shippou

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Lily: ^.~ There's chapter one...If you have suggestions lemme know and I'll post it^^