InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Things That The Inuyasha Cast Would Never Say ❯ Things That Miroku Would Never Say ( Chapter 5 )
It's everybody's favorite perverted monk! Here are things he would never say unless was drunk or gay.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.22.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 157 | Visits: 1.1K | Status: Completed
Things That Miroku Would Never Say
By Midnight Star
All Inuyasha disclaimers apply!
"Inuyasha, if this village of dead people don't have anything valuable , we're not burying them."
"Songo please get your hands out of my robe!"
"I'll never get anywhere with the 'Will you bear my child' line."
"I really would love to wear an outfit like Inuyasha's."
"No offence Songo, but I rather see Kikyo naked!"
"Naraku if you want 'my services' you're going to have to take the curse off my hand first."
"Stealing is bad."
"Sorry I can't have sex with you. That's because I'm a monk."
"You're right Inuyasha! I do give monks a bad name."
"Sure Sesshomaru! I'll bless Rin on the Momo no Sekku (girl's festival)."
"Kagome and Songo, quit looking at my dick!"
"I prefer eating and drinking stuff from my own time."
"Inuyasha is much better than me."