InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Cast Would never Say or Do ❯ Inuyasha ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters mentioned in this story.

Things Characters Would Never Say or Do: Inuyasha

-Kagome, you were totally right in sitting me, I was way out of line.

-Sesshomaru, lets not fight anymore. The truth is, I love you! ::Hugs Sesshomaru::

- *Hugs Shippo*

-Kagome, the real reason why I don’t love you is the fact that I’m gay.

-Miroku, you can grope Kagome as much as you want, I don’t mind.

-Kouga, you can have Kagome as your woman, I don’t really care

-Hey Kagome? Can I talk to you about my feelings? I need to open myself up to the world…

-Kagome, do you wanna cuddle with me? I feel lonely

-Sango, can you take care of this demon? I think it’s a little big for me to handle all by myself

-Naraku, you can have the Jewel of Four souls, I really don’t need it

- (singing) And IIIIII, Will always love YOOOOUUUUU!

-Kagome? Can you teach me how to Disco Dance?

-Sure, Kagome. You can go home to take your tests. Take as long as you want

-Hey, Naraku. Wanna sleep over at my place tonight? I have the juiciest gossip to tell you!

-Kagome, I love you, lets make a baby

-No offence Kagome, but you REALLY smell good. ::smells Kagome’s hair repeatedly::

- ::gropes Kagome::

-Aww, look at the cute little-wittle demon bunny! I could just eat it up! Can we keep it as a pet?

-Sesshomaru, You can have the Tetsusaiga, I’m getting bored of it

A/N: Ok, I hope you enjoyed that! Next chapter: Kagome! Don’t forget to review! Flames welcome!