InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Cast Would never Say or Do ❯ Shippo ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer: I don’t own Shippo

Things Characters Would Never Say or Do: Shippo

-I hate you Kagome

-Miroku you are such a good role model, I wanna be just like you!

-I’m not scared of anything!

-Hey, Kagome? Can I go hang out with Hiten and Mantin?

- ::gropes Kagome::

-I’m going to steal the jewel shards so that I can become a powerful demon!

-Inuyasha, you really should go with Kikyo, who cares about Kagome?

-Ha ha, Inuyasha! I’m full demon and you aren’t!

-Naraku, will you adopt me?

-I think I’m gonna die my hair black

-I really need some new clothes, I look gay in these weird things

-Kagome, give up on Inuyasha. Kikyo is SOO much prettier than you

-Miroku, I love you if i was a girl I would bare your children

-I wanna fuck a dog in the ass. Oh look, there’s Sesshomaru!

-Hey, Kagome? Next time you go through the well, can you bring me back some new clothes for my Barbie? She needs a better wardrobe

-Kagome? Can you give me a manicure? My Nails look absolutely dreadful!

-Inuyasha, will you be my mate?

A/N: I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Don’t forget to review, even if it’s a flame! Thanks for reading! Stay tuned for the next chapter: Miroku!