InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Things they wouldn't say... ❯ Naraku ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: OperaGhost18 
read the title!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.22.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 368 | Visits: 564 | Status: Completed
read the title!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.22.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 368 | Visits: 564 | Status: Completed
Here we go!
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Things Naraku would NEVER say....or do, for that matter...
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“Im a pretty pony!”
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-sees girl scouts flyer- “OH-MY-GOD!!!” -squeals in excitement-
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“Oh..it’s... an... itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka dot bikini!!”
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“ Damn im sexy!”
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“98...99...100! Ready or not, here I come!”
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“My mother would be teaching me for hours how to cook -anime tears- It was her pride and joy that I was a master chief...”
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“YOU WANNA TAKE ME ON, BITCH?!”
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“ I AM THE GURU! I shall put a curse on yooooooooooou!”
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“It’s simple! We use these bottles to play ‘spin the bottle’!”
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“Let’s sing a happy song! Sing it all day long!”
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“Inuyasha, Get yo sexy ass over here!”
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“ My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...”
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Naraku: “Hey, Inuyasha!”
Inu: “What?”
Naraku: “Hey, Inuyasha, guess what?
Inu: “What?” -_-“
Naraku: “Hey, hey! Guess what! Guess what!”
Inu: “WHAT?!”
Naraku: “....You suck.”
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“I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (dee lee dee lee de) Here they are-a standing in a row!”
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“Where’s the cream filling?”
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“I see a little silhouett-o of a man. Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening! Galileo (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Figaro (Magnificio!)”
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“It's against my religion!”
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“I have this dream, where im driving a bus. Then my teeth start falling out, and my mum is in the back, eating biscuits. And everything smells of bacon. Then I wake up screaming...it's weird.”
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“IM NOT FAT!....Am I? KAGURA! Does it look like I’ve gotten fatter? DEAR GOD, I LOOK LIKE A COW, DON’T I?!”
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“You smell of monkey.....”
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Things Naraku would NEVER say....or do, for that matter...
~#~#
“Im a pretty pony!”
~#~#
-sees girl scouts flyer- “OH-MY-GOD!!!” -squeals in excitement-
~#~#
“Oh..it’s... an... itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka dot bikini!!”
~#~#
“ Damn im sexy!”
~#~#
“98...99...100! Ready or not, here I come!”
~#~#
“My mother would be teaching me for hours how to cook -anime tears- It was her pride and joy that I was a master chief...”
~#~#
“YOU WANNA TAKE ME ON, BITCH?!”
~#~#
“ I AM THE GURU! I shall put a curse on yooooooooooou!”
~#~#
“It’s simple! We use these bottles to play ‘spin the bottle’!”
~#~#
“Let’s sing a happy song! Sing it all day long!”
~#~#
“Inuyasha, Get yo sexy ass over here!”
~#~#
“ My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...”
~#~#
Naraku: “Hey, Inuyasha!”
Inu: “What?”
Naraku: “Hey, Inuyasha, guess what?
Inu: “What?” -_-“
Naraku: “Hey, hey! Guess what! Guess what!”
Inu: “WHAT?!”
Naraku: “....You suck.”
~#~#
“I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (dee lee dee lee de) Here they are-a standing in a row!”
~#~#
“Where’s the cream filling?”
~#~#
“I see a little silhouett-o of a man. Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening! Galileo (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Figaro (Magnificio!)”
~#~#
“It's against my religion!”
~#~#
“I have this dream, where im driving a bus. Then my teeth start falling out, and my mum is in the back, eating biscuits. And everything smells of bacon. Then I wake up screaming...it's weird.”
~#~#
“IM NOT FAT!....Am I? KAGURA! Does it look like I’ve gotten fatter? DEAR GOD, I LOOK LIKE A COW, DON’T I?!”
~#~#
“You smell of monkey.....”