InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ This Sesshoumaru Doesn't Do Christmas ❯ A Bit of Advice ( Chapter 19 )

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This Sesshoumaru Doesn't Do Christmas

Chapter 19 - A Bit of Advice

Friday, December 5, 2008

Sesshoumaru and Kagome stood at the end of the driveway in the growing darkness, waiting for Inuyasha to plug in the lights so they could get a look at their handiwork. When the lights came on, Kagome let out a little gasp and Sesshoumaru couldn't help but smile. The house did look pretty good.

"What do you think?" she asked him.

"It looks as though you turned our roof into a landing strip for airplanes," he teased.

"Not airplanes, silly. Santa! This way he knows where to land and we don't risk him falling off the roof," she said with a big grin.

"You believe Santa will be visiting?" he asked, only slightly concerned for his girlfriend's sanity.

"Well, maybe for me, but certainly not for you. You have not been a very good boy this year."

Sesshoumaru winced, glad she couldn't see his face. No, he hadn't been a very good boy. He was a big fat liar, keeping things from her and sneaking around behind her back. He certainly didn't deserve a visit from Santa, if he believed he existed in the first place, which he didn't.

"And you have?" he replied with a smirk. "I remember you being a rather naughty girl this year," Sesshoumaru whispered in a deep, seductive tone, his lips brushing the shell of her ear.

Kagome shuddered as his hot breath wafting along her cold skin gave her goose bumps. "Well, if Santa isn't bringing us anything because we've been naughty, we'll just have to be extra nice to each other, won't we. Of course, that won't help us get off the naughty list though."

"This Sesshoumaru does not mind. I quite enjoy it when you are naughty."

"Oh, come on! Could you two at least wait until I'm gone before you start all this dirty talk? And you're not very good at it, either." Inuyasha said, laughing as Kagome jumped, startled at the sound of his voice.

Sesshoumaru wanted to strangle his little brother, but figured it might get him in a little bit of trouble with Kagome. He watched as she laughed before playfully smacking Inuyasha on the arm.

"It looks good, doesn't it?" she asked her hanyou friend.

"Yeah, sure, why not," he replied in a disinterested tone. "I believe I was promised dinner."

"Yup. So what do you guys want?"

Sesshoumaru opened his mouth to answer but was cut off by Inuyasha's loud declaration of "Chinese food!" Kagome gave him a look, waiting to see what he was going to say, but he simply nodded. Inuyasha might as well get what he wanted for dinner since he'd been so kind as to be there for Kagome when he had not.

"Okay, you guys want your usual then?" They both nodded and Kagome headed off towards the house to call in their order.

The brothers stood in silence until they heard the front door close and then Inuyasha turned and spoke. "So, Kagome said you worked late a lot this week. What's that about?" He had a no nonsense look that clearly told Sesshoumaru that he knew something other than working was going on.

"This Sesshoumaru has been napping around noontime and I have had to work late to make up the hours."

"Where the hell are you sleeping?" The hanyou couldn't see his brother dozing on the couch in the break room, that was for sure.

"The hotel down the street."

"Dude, you're getting a room at a hotel during work and lying to Kagome about it? What if she finds out? You know what that looks like!"

"I know, but I needed to get some rest and it was my only option."

"I thought you were trying to stop lying, not come up with new ones!"

Sesshoumaru merely shook his head. He was not used to his brother being the one giving the lecture and being right.

"How's the plan going, anyway? Have you let her see more of your instincts yet?"

The taiyoukai smirked. "Are you sure you want to know?"

Inuyasha laughed. "I think I can handle it."

"Somehow the miko had gotten it into her head that this Sesshoumaru did not enjoy performing oral sex. I proved her wrong, enthusiastically."

"Yeah, maybe I didn't need to hear that," Inuyasha said with a groan. "You telling me you didn't go down on her? Why the hell not?"

"Human men do not seem to enjoy doing so..."

"You're an idiot," Inuyasha interrupted, ignoring the snarl coming from his brother. "Sure, some guys don't like it, but there are others that do, almost as much as we do. They just aren't as good at it as inu are." Sesshoumaru chuckled and Inuyasha's jaw dropped for a moment before continuing. "So what's next? You should try claws or fangs. I can tell you from experience, chicks dig the claws and fangs almost as much as the tongue."

"Is that so?" Sesshoumaru asked, smirking again. "You do realize that I have been with a woman before."

"Yeah, but apparently that doesn't mean damn thing since you've turned into a moron. Just cuz she's a human doesn't mean she won't like the same things as demon chicks. Trust me. Give it a shot and you'll be thanking me later."