InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ This Sesshoumaru Doesn't Do Work ❯ It begins ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Sesshoumaru'sPriestess 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.17.2011 | Pages: 1 | Words: 689 | Visits: 396 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.17.2011 | Pages: 1 | Words: 689 | Visits: 396 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer” I do not own InuYasha, Rumiko Takahashi does….lucky. -_-
Sesshoumaru sighed as he looked at the want ads once more. This was his tenth job he had been fired from and no end was in sight. Why you might ask? Simple. He was unqualified……..and he was Sesshoumaru. Kagome would sit across from her mate and sigh. Why did he have to make things so difficult??? Sure he was handsome in an almost ethereal way and he was dashing….but he was also cold and cruel to all but her. “Sess? Why don’t you try one more time huh?? I’m sure if you only………” She was cut off by his voice, tight with annoyance. “It is not this one’s fault that the smelly unwashed masses of humans do not understand this Sesshoumaru’s potential. This one shall find work to suit him and it shall be on this one’s terms.”
They didn’t need the money after all………….he just got bored after a time and liked to do different things behind the scenes while he ran his multi-billion dollar companies as well. Sighing she nibbled on her meal as she thought back on what he had done so far….
Therapist/Grief Counseler
The news channel was blaring as Sesshoumaru looked on in annoyance from home that evening. The fool he had counseled had jumped from a 12 story building to his death and after reading the note his phone was ringing nonstop. The fool was on his couch earlier that day crying about how his wife had left him for his best friend and his job had relocated out of country, how was he supposed to live?
“You should not.”
“Wait…..what?” The man had been stunned.
“This one believes you should not. After all you are a pathetic excuse for a male and no longer productive. You are a plague to yourself, your female as well as this Sesshoumaru. Now leave. Time is up.” His face blank and unfeeling. “Seppuku would be the honorable choice.”
His practice went under from the multiple suits following the man’s death.
Music Producer
“But Mr. Tanaka!!” The girl whined.”I have yet to out a full length album my demo party was scheduled late!!! How will I get the fame I need if I keep disappointing my fans like this!!”
“Fans?” He almost sneered. “This one could barely see how you have fans due to the loud screeching you call singing and the fact that you carry the scent of every other producer in this building. Talent indeed.”
He caused the company to lose the biggest selling artist of the year………and the best skank the company ever had. He was never allowed to step foot on the grounds again.
Daycare worker
The kids all lay sound asleep, their faces angelic and peaceful. Nap time was his favorite part of the day when dealing with the human pups and he sighed as he reclined in the chair he would read his paper in. This job was all too easy……until he was found out.
“Mr. Tanaka!!” His employer would rage until he saw Sesshoumaru glower. The man would shrink back in fright and stammer. “You simply cannot use your youki to knock the kids out to force naptime!!”
“This one does not see the issue……….the nap is the most important part of the day is it not?”
He was no longer allowed around other’s people’s children in a learning environment….ever.
Assassin
“You were supposed to kill the foreign Prime Minister!!!” The man on the other end of the phone raged. “You missed the meeting point by an hour………why?”
“Simple……” He would coolly reply before dropping the phone and walking away. “This Sesshoumaru was on break.”
The government was almost tempted to revoke his citizenship…….but no one wanted to die.
End.
Sesshoumaru sighed as he looked at the want ads once more. This was his tenth job he had been fired from and no end was in sight. Why you might ask? Simple. He was unqualified……..and he was Sesshoumaru. Kagome would sit across from her mate and sigh. Why did he have to make things so difficult??? Sure he was handsome in an almost ethereal way and he was dashing….but he was also cold and cruel to all but her. “Sess? Why don’t you try one more time huh?? I’m sure if you only………” She was cut off by his voice, tight with annoyance. “It is not this one’s fault that the smelly unwashed masses of humans do not understand this Sesshoumaru’s potential. This one shall find work to suit him and it shall be on this one’s terms.”
They didn’t need the money after all………….he just got bored after a time and liked to do different things behind the scenes while he ran his multi-billion dollar companies as well. Sighing she nibbled on her meal as she thought back on what he had done so far….
Therapist/Grief Counseler
The news channel was blaring as Sesshoumaru looked on in annoyance from home that evening. The fool he had counseled had jumped from a 12 story building to his death and after reading the note his phone was ringing nonstop. The fool was on his couch earlier that day crying about how his wife had left him for his best friend and his job had relocated out of country, how was he supposed to live?
“You should not.”
“Wait…..what?” The man had been stunned.
“This one believes you should not. After all you are a pathetic excuse for a male and no longer productive. You are a plague to yourself, your female as well as this Sesshoumaru. Now leave. Time is up.” His face blank and unfeeling. “Seppuku would be the honorable choice.”
His practice went under from the multiple suits following the man’s death.
Music Producer
“But Mr. Tanaka!!” The girl whined.”I have yet to out a full length album my demo party was scheduled late!!! How will I get the fame I need if I keep disappointing my fans like this!!”
“Fans?” He almost sneered. “This one could barely see how you have fans due to the loud screeching you call singing and the fact that you carry the scent of every other producer in this building. Talent indeed.”
He caused the company to lose the biggest selling artist of the year………and the best skank the company ever had. He was never allowed to step foot on the grounds again.
Daycare worker
The kids all lay sound asleep, their faces angelic and peaceful. Nap time was his favorite part of the day when dealing with the human pups and he sighed as he reclined in the chair he would read his paper in. This job was all too easy……until he was found out.
“Mr. Tanaka!!” His employer would rage until he saw Sesshoumaru glower. The man would shrink back in fright and stammer. “You simply cannot use your youki to knock the kids out to force naptime!!”
“This one does not see the issue……….the nap is the most important part of the day is it not?”
He was no longer allowed around other’s people’s children in a learning environment….ever.
Assassin
“You were supposed to kill the foreign Prime Minister!!!” The man on the other end of the phone raged. “You missed the meeting point by an hour………why?”
“Simple……” He would coolly reply before dropping the phone and walking away. “This Sesshoumaru was on break.”
The government was almost tempted to revoke his citizenship…….but no one wanted to die.
End.