InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ This Thing Called Destiny. ❯ CRACK!FIC: Tap That Foot. ( Chapter 15 )

Title: Tap That Foot

Author: Sun

Genre: Crack!fic, Song!fic

Rating: Adult

Summary: Harmony attempts to get her characters set in the right direction.

Warnings: The return of our first popular fanfic, a crack!fic called “Hehehe, We're So Evil” which entails: silliness, innuendoes, inside jokes, Mary Sues.

 

 

Harmony grinned widely as she hit the “ON” button on her stereo and turned up the volume. The music filled the studio, and all of the IY characters hushed up as words and an impossible-to-ignore beat filled the myriad of rooms.

 

I backed my car into a cop car the other day

Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok

I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what did I say

Well you just laughed it off it was all ok

 

The fanfiction writer clapped her hands together as the studio melted away, revealing a lush forest. “Okay, everyone, you all know how this is supposed to go!”

 

A nonexistent door flew open behind her, and Rika rushed in, her black hair tied up high on her head. Her blue eyes widened when she noticed her longtime co-author's annoyed expression, and she slammed the invisible door shut and set her bag down against a tree. “Sorry I'm late, you guys,” she said, mostly directed toward Harmony.

 

“Keh. We're just glad you're here,” Inuyasha shot off at the mouth; he and Harmony glared at each other. “You're the only sane one running things.”

 

Harmony made a face at him, crossing her arms over her chest. “I'm gonna ignore that, puppy-boy,” she mumbled, turning to face her friend. Rika snickered as quietly as she could manage, and Kagome had turned her face away, hiding the smirk that was threatening to rear its ugly head.

 

Inuyasha just shrugged at her back. “Whatever, bunny-wunny girl.”

 

Harmony visibly stiffened, and his eyes widened as Rika let out an exasperated sigh. “Seriously, you guys? I've been here for less than a minute!”

 

“Inuyasha!” Sango hissed from behind the hanyou. “Shut up! I'd like to get this chapter over with for the day so we can all get back to the main storyline!”

 

“By the way, we don't own Inuyasha,” Harmony said right then, still glaring at the inuhanyou. “If we did, I'd probably be killing you right now!”

 

Inuyasha just shrugged and turned away when Kagome tugged on his arm.

 

And we'll all float on ok

And we'll all float on ok

And we'll all float on ok

And we'll all float on any way, well

 

“Should we really be working on this one right now, Harm?” Rika asked as she looked over the collection of characters they'd been allotted for the day. Congregated nearby were Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Koga, Ginta, Hakkaku, and Totousai.

 

“A very strange variety we've got to work with today, eh?” the usagiyoukai asked her companion. The miko nodded. “Yea,” Rika agreed, looking them over and contemplating what they would be best suited for.

 

Suddenly, a lightbulb went off in Harmony's head. She looked over at the characters, then at Rika, who had just had the same idea. “But we haven't done anything like that in years!”

 

“I know! That's the beauty of it!”

 

Rika was still skeptical as she watched Harmony walk over to the characters.

 

Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam

It was worth it just to learn from sleight-of-hand

Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands

Good news will work its way to all them plans

We both got fired on exactly the same day

Well we'll float on good news is on its way

 

“Hell no, we're not puttin' up with that bullshit again!”

 

“Well, I'm the writer, and you gotta do what I say! And I say… let there be Spanish class!”

 

Harmony snapped a finger, and a sombrero appeared atop her head. Naraku popped into the setting as it morphed into a classroom, complete with chalkboard, several rows of desks, and a rectangular desk at the front, which Harmony leaned against.

 

“Now, I'm going by memory here, but just work with me,” the usagiyoukai said with a wink to her audience.

 

Rika hit the button to turn on the flashing red “Applause” button.

 

Nothing.

 

“Oh come on!” Harmony yelled. “Where'd the crickets even go??”

 

“I think Sensei's using them…” Rika whispered.

 

“Oh.”

 

And we'll all float on ok

And we'll all float on ok

And we'll all float on ok

And we'll all float on alright

Already we'll all float on

Now don't you worry we'll all float on

Alright already we'll all float on

Alright don't worry we'll all float on

 

As Naraku took a seat, Harmony bobbed up and down with the music. “Are we doing the old `make Naraku sit in Spanish class for 12 straight hours with no bathroom breaks' routine, Miss Sunsinger?”

 

Harmony shook her hips along with the beat of the music, barely paying attention to the villain's words. “Mayyyyyybeeeeeee…” she replied offhandedly, smirking at the other characters, who were watching, amused, through the window. “But there was one thing you were mistaken about,” she told him, a slight smirk playing her lips as she danced her way over to the door. Her hand rested on the brass doorknob as Naraku watched her.

 

“And what is that?”

 

“It was 24 hours, not 12.” Winking and blowing him a kiss, Harmony pulled open the door and slammed it shut behind her, locking it before he could make it across the room.

 

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

 

And we'll all float on alright

Already we'll all float on

 

“AAAAHHHHHH!”

 

“SHUT IT OFF, SHUT IT OFF!”

 

“For the love of KAMI, TURN THAT SHIT OFF RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!”

 

Harmony giggled as she leaned back in the loveseat, grabbing some popcorn out of Rika's bowl. “No wonder they had so much fun doing this to us back in the day,” she commented to her co-author, smiling at the sight before her. Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kouga were strapped to roller chairs, their backs to each other forming a mini triangle, and each had their own small TV set up right in front of them. All three Manly Men were watching episode after episode of The Teletubbies.

 

“Look, we're sorry, we're SOOOOOORRY!”

 

Rika shook her head. “Sorry, boys, but we were scarred for life, Harmony and I; did you know that she still hums the Teletubbies theme song in her sleep sometimes?”

 

Harmony looked taken aback. “I do not!” she cried out indignantly, her blush betraying her embarrassment.

 

“Do too!”

 

“Do not!”

 

“Do too!”

 

“FINALLY!” the boys cried out in unison as their television screens went to gray and black static, signaling the end of the last tape of The Teletubbies.

 

Harmony snickered evilly as she stood, brandishing another, hidden set of tapes from the other side of the sofa. “Oh, don't worry, boys,” she told them, approaching slowly. “That just means it's Dora Time…”

 

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

 

Alright don't worry even if things end up a bit too heavy

We'll all float on alright

Already we'll all float on

Alright already we'll all float on

Ok don't worry we'll all float on

Even if things get heavy we'll all float on

Alright already we'll all float on

Don't you worry we'll all float on

All float on…