InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ This Year Might Just Be A Little Bit Different ❯ The Classes From Hell ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

By: Yami396

Chapter 2: The Classes From Hell

Yami 396

Hello people! Here's the second one. R&R!

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, it belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and I do not own the following mangas, as they belong to their respective authors: Fruits Basket, Fushigi Yugi, and Yu Yu Hakusho. I'm just borrowing the characters.

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Kagome looked at her schedule. She sighed when she saw that she had her geometry class first period. “Great, I have my worst class first thing in the morning. I'll be half-asleep!” she thought in dismay. Sango poked her.

“Let me see your schedule. Maybe this year we'll have some classes together,” Sango said grabbing the piece of paper. “Oh, cool! We have all the same classes at the same time!”

“Really, let me see! Yeah, you're right! Great, you can help me stay awake in geometry!” Kagome said, smiling at Sango.

“No way! You learn how to keep yourself awake!” Sango said in mock annoyance. Miroku looked over her shoulder.

“Ah, my dear Sango-chan! “It seems as if we too have the same schedule,” he said, taking her schedule. Sango grabbed it back.

“Oh, no. It was too good to be true. Now I'm going to have to put up with that lecher the whole school year! Kagome-chan, just kill me now,” Sango said in dismay, while Miroku leaned over to look at InuYasha's schedule. InuYasha leaned away, glaring at him.

“Only if you help me stay awake in geometry, Sango-chan,” Kagome said, laughing. “At least my last year here will be memorable,” she thought to herself.

“Yes! I finally got it!” Miroku yelled in triumph. He had finally gotten InuYasha's schedule and was reading it with all of his attention. Kagome had to laugh at the fake look of concentration he had on his face. Both InuYasha and Sango glared at her.

“Well, I have some good news and some bad news,” Miroku said. Sango rolled her eyes.

“Oh, do tell! I can't bear the suspense!” she said sarcastically. Miroku started talking again.

“The bad news is, I accidentally tore InuYasha's schedule. The good news is, we all have the same classes together!” he exclaimed, throwing both arms into the air. Sango started to bang her head on her desk.

“I'm not going to be able to learn anything this year! Not with that pervert and his friend running loose in all of my classes!” she moaned. InuYasha glared at her.

“Just so you know, I get pretty good grades. And don't compare me to that lecher,” he said, trying to looked morally insulted. Kagome shook her head, trying not to laugh. Then Eri, Yuka, and Ayumi came running over to her desk.

“Let me see your schedule! Oh, man! I only have one class with you! Hey! Do you have any classes with them?” Yuka asked.

“Yep,” Kagome answered.

“How many?”

“All of them.”

“What!” Yuka yelled, shocked. “You are so lucky! Introduce one of them to me, okay.”

“Whatever,” Kagome said, laughing. “By the end of the day, nearly all the girls in this school will want to be introduced to them,” she thought. Just then the bell rang. A tidal wave of students left their homeroom, yelling to each other questions on where their classes were. Kagome and Sango hurried down the hallway, trying to find their geometry class. Miroku and InuYasha trailed behind.

“Hey! Wait up!” Miroku yelled, as he caught Sango's arm. “For a girl, you run fast!”

“Let go of me you pervert before I send you flying into a locker!” Sango snapped. “I don't need to be late because of you!”

“Calm down Sango-chan! The classroom's right here,” Kagome said, pointing to one of the rooms.

“Anytime you want to send him flying, do it,” InuYasha told Sango. “It's not as if he doesn't deserve it.”

“You are such a true friend, InuYasha,” Miroku said. “Next time you need help, see what your answer will be.”

“Feh, just get into class, you lecher,” was the response back. Sango mumbled something about a horrible year under her breath and stalked into the classroom. Kagome and the others followed in behind her. The classroom was fairly dark and it was hard to see what seats were empty. They found four seats in the back that were open and took them. Sango leaned over to Kagome and said, “Why is it so dark in here? Don't you need light to do math?”

“I have no clue. Who's the teacher?” Kagome answered back.

“I don't know. I can't read the schedule,” Sango said, trying to get used to the darkness.

“Sohma-sensei,” InuYasha said.

“Huh?” Sango said.

“That's the teacher. Sohma-sensei. Sohma Ayame,” he said, rolling his eyes at their stupidity.

“You can read your schedule?” Kagome asked, trying to find him, but she was looking in the wrong direction.

“I'm over here idiot! And yes, I can read the schedule because I'm a demon. I have good night vision.” The bell rang and Ayame came waltzing into the class dramatically.

“Hello, wonderful class of first period. I'm sure you'll all love as did last year's class. Why is it so dark in here? Someone get the lights so you can all see your glorious teacher, Sohma Ayame!” he said. Hojo, the class push over ran up to get the lights. “That's a good boy! Now all of you turn your gazes upon me!”

InuYasha looked as if he was about to die from suffocation, as he was trying not to laugh. Sango had a look of horror, shock, and disgust on her face. Miroku was bent over, silently laughing, and Kagome had no clue what to do with herself. Ayame did not look like a teacher. With his long silver hair and greenish-goldish eyes, he looked more like an idiot, than anything else.

“Little brother! Do you like it that your wonderful older brother is your teacher? Of course you do! Now we can work on strengthening our brotherly bonds!” Ayame yelled to someone in the middle of the classroom. “Now don't be shy, Yuki! Stand up and show yourself!” Ayame waltzed down the aisle and dragged the poor boy up onto his feet. “This is my little brother, Yuki! Can't you see he's to overcome with emotion to say anything?” Yuki looked like he was ready to kill Ayame.

“If I was him, I'd want to kill myself,” Miroku said, trying to overcome his laughter.

“I think he wants to kill his brother. That must be awful, having your brother for a teacher,” Sango said, with a look of pity. Unfortunately, Ayame heard her.

“You there! In the back! What is you name?” he yelled, dropping Yuki's arm. He saw his chance and retreated back to his seat. Sango turned red and stood up.

“Kineme, Sohma-sensei. Kineme Sango,” she said, upset that she had already gotten into trouble on the first day.

“Well, Kineme, here's your punishment for speaking out of turn. Tomorrow you will just have to teach the class what you know about geometry while have some binding time with my brother,” he said, dramatically pointing a finger at her. Yuki started to bang his head on his desk.

“He's just too much…” Yuki mumbled. Meanwhile, Sango looked stunned.

“Yes, yes, I know it seems like such a dire punishment, but it's only for one day. You may sit down, while I call attendance. Sango sat down, shaking her head and looking shocked.

“There is something wrong with him,” she said, still looking completely confused. Kagome started to laugh.

“I'm sorry, Sango-chan,” Kagome said when Sango glared at her. “But the look on your face is priceless.”

“I don't want to teach the class!” Sango said. “I don't know that much about geometry!”

“Ssshh,” Miroku hushed her. “You'll just make it worse. He probably doesn't know anything about geometry either. Just go up and talk. Now all of you be quiet so we don't get into anymore trouble.” At this time, Ayame started the attendance.

“Anyone who is not here say `Not here,'” he said. InuYasha stared at him in disbelief. “”Is this guy playing, or is he really that much if an idiot?” InuYasha thought to himself.

“Anyway, I want you all to go around the class and introduce yourselves. Then I will tell you a little about myself,” Ayame proclaimed. “Now begin!” A girl with red hair pulled into pigtails stood up.

“I'm Seake Ayame, and I have a question for you, Sohma-sensei.” She said.

“How is it that you came to share the wonderful name of Ayame with your wonderful teacher perhaps?” Ayame asked.

“Um, no,” the red-haired Ayame said. “I wanted to know why there are three teachers named Sohma here. Are you all related?”

“Ah yes. I was wondering when someone was going to ask that,” Ayame said. “Well, you see, the three of us make up the Mabudachi Trio. Hari, Gure-san, and I are all friends and cousins, and when Hari took a job here, we couldn't let him have all the fun, so we followed him.” The red-haired Ayame nodded slowly and sat back down, rolling her eyes at her friends. The rest of attendance went fairly smoothly until Ayame made InuYasha introduce himself.

“I'm Toka InuYasha,” he said sitting back down. Ayame looked at him.

“Are you by any chance related to-“ Ayame was cut off.

“No!” InuYasha snapped. Kagome looked at him in surprise. Ayame put on a shocked face

“How rude! You didn't even let me finish! Well, I suppose you'll just have to help Kineme teach the class tomorrow,” he said, trying to sound infuriated. InuYasha rolled his yes and said, “Feh.” Ayame finally finished attendance.

“Now as I promised I will tell all of you about myself. I was the student council president in high school…” Ayame just went on and on and on until the bell rang. “Don't forget tomorrow, Kineme and Toka! If you finish early, I'll tell the class about how I saved the future of a few boys on a class trip!”

“You will do no such thing!” Yuki grabbed him and started yelling at him as InuYasha and the gang left the class.

“After that, I think I can handle anything,” Kagome said, rubbing her head with her hands. “What class is next?”

“Gym. And guess what? Another Sohma teacher,” Sango answered. “Do you think this one will be as bad as the last one? He did say they were all related…”

“If he is, then I'll know what classes to skip off of,” InuYasha said. “Where's the gym, Higurashi?”

“All the way down the there. Hey, why did you cut of Sohma-sensei when he asked if you were related to someone? You didn't even give him a chance to say it?” Kagome asked InuYasha. Miroku answered her.

“InuYasha doesn't like to admit he's related to one of the teachers here,” he said, earning himself a glare form InuYasha.

“It's none of you business, so don't ask,” InuYasha ended the conversation. Miroku shook his head and said to Kagome, “You'll find out about it by the end of the day. Just wait and see.” They entered the gym and took seats on the bleachers just as the bell rang. The teacher had black hair that partially covered his left eye. He didn't seem flamboyant as Ayame had.

“All right class. Settle down. I have a question for all of you. How many of you had Ayame last period?” he asked. A few people including InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku raised their hands. “I was afraid of that. Anything he tells you, don't believe it. Don't pay any attention to him. As long as you listen to his stories and give him compliments, you'll pass. Now, you can find gym uniforms in the office, and you can pay for them tomorrow. I'm Sohma Hatori, and I'm the boy's gym teacher. Girls, your teacher should be coming back soon,” Hatori said. Sango and Kagome looked at each other.

“He doesn't seem that bad. I wonder what our teacher will be like,” Kagome said to Sango. As if in answer to her question, their teacher came running in.

“You do realize that you're late, don't you, Shigure?” Hatori said to him.

“I'm sorry Hari. It's not like I wanted to miss seeing all the pretty high school girls. I got caught up in the hallways,” Shigure said to him. He turned and smiled at his half of the class. “Hello, I'm Sohma Shigure, and I'll be your teacher for the year. Now hurry up and get your uniforms,” he said, showing the girls where to find their uniforms. He walked away singing, “High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls…”

“What is wrong with the school this year!” Sango yelled as soon as he was out of earshot. “I thought Tsuki High was supposed to be one of the best. So far, all I've seen are idiots and perverts!”

“Calm down Sango-chan!” Kagome said, worried that Sango might explode from all her anger. “It could be worse, I guess. We'll just get extra-long shirts, that's all.” Sango still looked ready to kill someone. Ten minutes later, they heard Shigure calling them, “Oh, pretty high school girls. It's time to come out!”

“There is definitely something wrong with this school,” Sango muttered. The boys, meanwhile, were being asked questions about their physical health.

“Do you play any sports?” Hatori asked InuYasha.

“I took karate last year,” he answered.

“That's good. You should take it again this year,” Hatori continued in monotone. Shigure ushered the girls to the other side of the gym.

“Well, can any of you play sports?” he asked, smiling at them. Sango glared at him. When no one answered him, he said, “Okay, just run a few laps around this part of the gym.” They all started to run. Halfway through the second lap, one of them tripped and fell on top of Shigure. There was a loud explosion that caused everyone to look up in alarm. Hatori sighed.

“Now he's done it,” he said.

“So-Sohma-sensei, where did you go?” the girl who fell on him said after the smoke cleared. “I'm sorry, are you…He turned into a dog!” she yelled. Hatori pushed his way into the crowd.

“Shigure, get in my office right now before you change back,” he said, as if this happened everyday.

“What the hell is going on here!” InuYasha yelled from behind Kagome, making her jump. “Why the hell did he turn into a dog?”

“I don't know,” Kagome said, confused. The girl who fell on him started to apologize profusely.

“I am so sorry! I didn't think you would change into a dog! I am really sorry!” she said, bowing with each word she said.

“Never mind. You don't need to apologize,” Hatori said, trying to calm her down. “Shigure, get in my office, now!” He said to Shigure.

“Too late, Hatori!” Shigure said as he changed back into a completely again. Unfortunately for the girls, he was completely naked. “Whoops, guess I should have gone into the office like you said…”

“Aiiieeeeeee!” All the girls screamed and ran into the locker room. Kagome put her head in her hands as Sango started hit her head on the locker.

“What did I do to deserve this? Tell me what I did!” she yelled. Kagome had no answer for her this time because Kagome was beginning to wonder if everyone's last year in high school was this hectic. Hatori called form the doorway.

“It would probably be best if you girls got dressed and stayed in here for the remaining time,” he said, clearly annoyed.

“Don't worry, I don't think any of us want to go back out there,” Sango said once he had left. She, Kagome, and the rest of the girls talked until the end of the period. After the bell rang, InuYasha and Miroku caught up with the two girls.

“That was…interesting…” InuYasha said, trying to find the right words to describe gym class.

“It was kind of funny though,” Miroku said, earning a glare from Sango.

“It was not funny! It was sick and wrong,” she said. “I hope that this is all a bad dream and that when I wake up, I'll find out that all my teachers are not perverts.”

“Don't count on it,” Kagome said. “This year's going to be crazy. What horrors are next?” she asked.

“Science,” InuYasha answered.

“Don't tell me that teacher's a Sohma too,” Sango said.

“No, this one's name is Minamino,” Miroku said, looking at his schedule.

“Pray that he's not a pervert,” Sango said, looking sick. “If we have one more weird teacher, I don't think I'll be able to make it through the rest of the day.” They finally found their class. They once again found four seats in the back, and waited for the teacher, each on silently praying for one normal class. Eri also happened to be in this class.

“Kagome, how was your day so far?” she asked.

“Horrible, have you had gym yet?” Kagome asked her.

“Next period.”

“Watch out for the girl's teacher.”

“Why?”

“You'll see,” Kagome said, giving her fair warning. The bell rang and the teacher walked in. All the girls started talking at once.

“Hey, he's cute!”

“Finally, a normal one!”

“He can't be that old…”

“He looks okay…” Sango said, looking at the teacher. He had long red hair with green eyes, and he was also very handsome.

“”Let's see how this class goes,” Kagome said. Forty minutes later, the bell rang and they were able to leave.

“I think that was the first normal class we've had all day, so far,” Miroku said, after class.

“Yeah, lucky you. You didn't have chemicals blow up in your face,” InuYasha yelled, trying to clean his face with an extra shirt.

“That's your own fault!” Kagome said back. “I told you not to add the whole bottle. What do you go and do? You put the whole bottle in there.”

“I didn't know it was going to blow up! And you were the one who said look at it because it was making `weird noises.' It was partly your fault!”

“You still shouldn't have put the whole bottle in there!”

“Feh!”

“Now, now, stop fighting. It's okay, “Miroku said, laughing. “It doesn't matter who's fault it was. All that matters was the look on InuYasha's face when it exploded!” he started laughing harder.

“Shut up lecher!” InuYasha said warningly. “What's next?”

“Lunch,” said Sango.

“Great, my favorite subject!” InuYasha said, laughing. Kagome and everybody else laughed along with him. When they arrived at the cafeteria, Miroku and InuYasha were mobbed by crazy fan girls who wanted them to sit next to them.

“Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me to go around. I'll sit with you tomorrow,” Miroku said, trying to get away from one of them without ripping his shirt. InuYasha gave the famous `Feh' comment and walked over to where Kagome, Sango, and Ayame (the red-haired one) were.

“He is such a play boy!” Sango snapped, glaring at her sandwich. Ayame smiled at her.

“I think someone's jealous,” she teased Sango. Sango looked up at her in surprise.

“I am not!” she yelled, turning red.

“Then why are you blushing?”

“…” Was Sango's reply back.

“Don't be jealous, Sango-chan. You're the only girl I'm looking at,” Miroku said, from behind her. “I have no interest in those other girls.” He put a hand on he shoulder and sat down next to her. Sango turned a deeper shade of red. That was until Miroku's hand decided travel south. Immediately, Sango's face changed and she jumped up.

“Pervert!” she screamed and poured her water over his head. “I'm going to the library!” she yelled, and stomped off.

“What was that all about?” Kagome asked. She had never seen her friend act like that.

“Miroku groped her,” InuYasha said, never even looking up from his ramen.

“You act like that's natural,” Kagome said.

“It is,” he answered.

“Does anybody care about me? I am dripping wet,” Miroku said, trying to dry his uniform.

“I keep repeating myself, but you really did deserve that,” InuYasha said. “You might want to find a towel.”

“And where do you suggest I look?”

“In the gym.”

“No one likes a smart-ass, you know.”

“Well, I guess that's too bad for me, now isn't it?” InuYasha said sarcastically, finishing off his ramen just as the bell rang. Their next few classes passed by quickly enough with normal teachers, until their last class, which was history. Then InuYasha began to act strangely.

“What's the matter?” Kagome asked him, as they were moving to period twelve. “You seem kind of out of it.”

“He just doesn't want to go to history, that's all,” Miroku said.

“You don't like history?” Kagome asked InuYasha.

“He doesn't like the teacher,” Miroku answered.

“Feh, I could care less about the bastard,” InuYasha responded back.

“Why don't you like the teacher?” Sango asked, looking at her schedule. “Hey! There's a `Toka' here!”

“Does one of your relatives teach here?” Kagome looked at InuYasha.

“Feh!”

“His brother teaches here. That's why he had to transfer,” Miroku said.

“He's my half-brother, idiot!” InuYasha snapped.

“They don't like each other, as you can see,” Miroku pointed out the obvious.

“Why don't you like each other?” Sango asked.

“It's because InuYasha's a half-demon. His brother is a full demon,” Miroku answered, moving away from InuYasha, who looked ready to kill him. They walked into the class. Only a few seats were left, so the group had to split up with Miroku and Sango in the front and InuYasha and Kagome in the middle. Their teacher strode in as soon as the bell rang. Again, all the girls in the class broke into whispers.

“I love this year! Most of the teachers are so hot!”

“I think he's one of the hottest!”

“Be quiet,” the teacher said decisively. The whole class shut up.

“I'm your teacher for the year. As long as you do your homework and pass my tests you'll do fine,” he said, pushing his long, silver hair back. The girls whispered even more. “I thought I told you to be quiet,” he said, looking back at them. They blushed and shut up again. “I'm Toka Sesshoumaru.” The whole class looked at InuYasha, who was trying to sink into his seat.

“They're related?” Yuka whispered to Kagome.

“I guess,” Kagome answered. “Poor Toka, he must be hating this. And the girls are never going to leave him alone…” she thought to herself. She looked up at the front of the class and saw Miroku laughing silently, again. She also saw Sango hit him hard over the head. History class also passed without too many problems, except for the fact that InuYasha fell out of his seat from sinking too low, and was given detention for the next day. Luckily, the bell rang before InuYasha made it worse. As soon as he was out in the hallway, all the girls in the class surrounded him.

“You never told us that your brother was teaching here!” one of them said to him.

“He's my half-brother ad you never asked,” InuYasha grumbled trying to push past them. Another girl called out to him, “Can you introduce me to him?” InuYasha looked at her as if she was crazy.

“No,” he said, managing to push past the girls and out of the school. Kagome caught up with him a few minutes later. “Where's your friend?” he asked her.

“Sango-chan is staying after school for karate lessons with Kishuku Tamahome, and Miroku-kun told me to tell you that he would be staying with her,” she answered. InuYasha rolled his eyes.

“Whatever. Do you want a ride to your house? Just tell me where it is,” he asked her. Kagome was shocked. “Is he feeling okay?” she thought to herself.

“Higurashi, hurry up! If you can't decide, I'll just leave you here!” he yelled to her from where his car was parked. Kagome shook her head, smiled, and ran down to where he was to accept the ride.

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Whew! That was long. And when I introduced Sesshoumaru in here, I had a paranoia attack. I was thinking, “What if they don't like him! What if they think it was lame? OMG, OMG, OMG!” Yep, that's me. Completely out of my mind. Enjoy and R&R!